Bad Dragon

The setup: he’s newly single, apps already lighting up, older-guy charm still fully operational. Bad Dragon leaned into the outback-Australia energy, the newly-unattached dad-bod swagger, the kitchen-in-the-morning scene, and it lands with confidence. The character lore is playful without being ironic about it. That’s harder to pull off than it looks.

Available now in Soft, Medium, and Firm across five sizes (Mini through Extra Large), I got my hands on a Signature colored medium sized in medium firmness, which measures out to 7.8 inch shaft circumference, swelling to 9.3 inches around the knot and measuring up to a stout 6.25 inches in length. Perfect for fans of a good stretch without pushing too deep. This is a good comfortable size for me and I LOVE the thickness just below the knot. A lot of toys taper way too thin in that area, which I find destabilizes the toy in use and doesn’t give me that resting stretch I really enjoy. The pronounced crown of Wrangler‘s head is really hot as well and rubs just the right areas inside.

Wrangler is a perfect companion for anal training and/or preparing yourself for a sizable partner later and it’s great for a seated position while you play online, but may lack the length for ideal strap-on usage (your results may vary.) But, one thing is for sure, the Cattle Dad makes a nice gape. I think it would also be visually great for cam shows and clips, as the base doesn’t cover up all the action and it doesn’t require too much movement in and out.

If you want your toy to arrive with a complete backstory involving bacon, biscuits, and a morning-after smirk: Daddy’s home. Glad to see Bad Dragon still putting genuine narrative craft into the character builds.

This is a brand that actually goes to the parades. They marched at Thailand Pride in May, showed up for France Pride on June 27, and have UK Pride on the schedule for July. Long-term commitment to supporting Pride events around the world, not a one-time brand activation. The initiative is ongoing and expanding.

What gives this weight is that Nothosaur has earned the standing to mean it. Multiple AltStar and Bazowie awards for innovative, creative silicone design. This is a brand the industry recognizes for taking their craft seriously, and a brand that has thought about its place in the wider community alongside all the work it puts into the making of things. When that kind of studio says they are building something long-term around showing up for people, you pay attention.

The pride color scheme collection is here if you want to shop the mission. But the Global Pride Initiative is the bigger story: a commitment to presence, to kindness, to the idea that every person deserves dignity and freedom to love, backed up by actually marching. Glad to see it.

I really love the creative detailing on this pair. Óscar with his wild signature Luchador inspired coloration, tight wrestling laces holding back his velvet furry balls, and those dramatic little spikes at the base of his shaft. Plus, that taught veiny knot is at just the right height too to get you in a lock too. Claymore the Clydesdale is sporting his Celtic leather straps and that semi-flared head hits you hard. These are not novelty toys, they are both destined to become bedroom favorites.

So, give these champions the belt already!

The basilisk, mimic, dragon and dire wolf models are all to die for. I got Medusa in size Medium and medium firm for just a bit of squish while also remaining flexible. This Medusa is a marbled combination of both hot pink and fire orange and is 7.25 inches tall from base to tip. There’s also very purple mica pigments throughout giving it a gorgeous shimmer. It also has a very strong glow in the dark effect which makes it look even more beautiful in the dark.

It has beautiful details and textures to it in the form of scales and ridges. It’s bulbous tapered head is squishy and the base on Medusa is great because I can get a good grip. This wriggly beauty has just enough texture but not too much. It’s adventurous girth remains subtle and enjoyable. Medusa is a very unique fantasy model designed for the more adventurous. The underside of the toy has contrasting ridges too so you can get a different pleasure experience.

Included in my order I got an exclusive Wandering Bard toy storage bag. They also included a Wandering Bard sticker as well as a care card. The Medusa by The Wandering Bard Toys is a beautiful and functional work of art. There’s new models, colors, and sizes to love on their site so go stop by! The Bards are waiting to give you a unique customer experience.

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We have here, in extra small and medium firm, Venom’s Tongue. This product is a depth toy. It’s long and thin at the tip, getting thicker towards the base. It’s very detailed and looks just like a tongue with the taste buds on top and veins on the bottom. You can pick out different colors when ordering so I chose my toy in black. It’s base is harness safe and anal compatible, and has a delightful bit of squish and give.

Next up we have Davy’s Tendrils, a new addition to their extra small line of toys. If you know Hankey’s, they have a reputation for having girthy and large products. The extra small line allows newbies a chance to try these dildos. Mine is medium firm and I chose purple as my color. Davy’s Tendrils is another tapered toy. It’s a sculpt of several intertwined tentacles with suction cups, making this a fun textured toy.

These are just two examples of some very innovative fantasy models brought to you by Hankey’s Toys. Their creative team has hand sculpted the original designs and then poured each toy (to order.) Check out all their different options so that you can get the right colors, fit, and size just for you. They put so much time and effort into making sure that they look and feel great, and that you are one happy customer!

Unboxing the amazing Venomous Tongue and Davy’s Tendrils toys from Hankey’s ♡
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