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BurningAngel: Kleio Valentien Proves Even Zombies Need Protein

JimPhoenix — Sun, 22 Jun 2014 22:44:35 +0000

Burning Angel brings us an updated adult shoot version of the Evil Dead, titled Evil Head. Although Danny Wylde (shout out to a fellow Baldur’s Gate fan!) isn’t Ash, he does pretty well in this shoot that really pulls in the vibes of the Evil Dead. Kleio Valentien makes a great zombie from the neck up. I think the added green smudges to her teeth really set the tone for the entire thing and the contact lenses are a creepy touch. I am not sure who did the makeup for Kleio Valentien, but kudos to you. This entire set has great energy and, well, let’s just say brains aren’t the only things that zombies eat for protein.

The thing that really creeps me out about the second picture is the deer. Doesn’t it look like the deer is smiling? I mean, I smile when I watch Kleio in action, but I’m not stuffed on a wall either. It makes me imagine a zombie headed deer bleating loudly as the zombie Kleio Valentien gets it from behind. Now, that would be an unsettling sequel to the Evil Dead reboot.

Here is a free sample gallery and video preview from this fun Burning Angel update.

Burning Angel writes:

The gang got worried when Shelly (Kleio Valentien) went missing, but when she returned after getting gangbanged by trees, something was different about her. Evil had awoken inside of her mouth, pussy, and ass, and her boyfriend Scotty (Danny Wylde) was okay with the whole ‘you’re an insatiable possessed demon slut trying to swallow me whole.’

BurningAngel: Kleio Gets Fucked by Demon Tree in Evil Head Horror Spoof

Truant — Sat, 14 Jun 2014 02:53:22 +0000

Continuing with the Friday the 13th theme, BurningAngel just posted a dirty hot video scene from their Evil Head horror parod, featuring sexy AltPorn favorite Kleio Valentien as the 70’s blonde victim of of possessed demon tree. Only in the Burning Angel version, we get to watch up close details her getting double penetrated by the barky branches! This is a crazy clip and if you are a fan of Evil Dead and hot girls getting fucked by bizarre things like supernatural wood, you really should check this out!

Burning Angel writes:

In this scene from EVIL HEAD, Kleio Valentien (Shelly) saw Ash and her boyfriend Scotty cumming on Linda! She ran out into the woods upset and then heard a noise.. It was.. a sexually possessed demon tree that double penetrated her pussy and ass! Scotty never fucked her as good!

BurningAngel: Joanna Angel Plays Sexy Linda from Evil Dead

Truant — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 02:09:06 +0000

Joanna Angel did a short fun set with a bit of a retro 70’s feel while on the set of BurningAngel‘s Evil Head video production. Playing the part of Linda and looking innocently sexual in her cozy silk slip and feathery bedroom heels. The authentic look she pulled off for this reminds me how glad I am that we’ve advanced hair product technology so much since 1981, when Evil Dead was originally released. Joanna looks hot and I do like the retro pin-up look on her. Plus, BurningAngel really does do their parody’s well, even with the hipster tongue-in-cheek tone, they are still sexy and fun. Did you know that Joanna has 344 photo sets on BurningAngel and 369 videos? That’s a lot, so much respect to her on putting in that much work.

Burning Angel writes:

Cabin Bedroom
Here’s some more photos from Evil Head – this is me as Linda BEFORE I got possessed! I was such a pretty lady with my curly brown hair and my pink nightgown.
Starring: Joanna Angel
Photographer: Kelly Lind

BuringAngel: Zombie Joanna Plays Undead in Evil Head

KurtLoaded — Sat, 27 Oct 2012 22:28:46 +0000

Burning Angel just posted a small gallery of Joanna Angel all done up as Linda from Evil Dead, her inspiration for Burning Angel‘s latest cult horror porn DVD ‘Evil Head’ and she looks ghastly, in a good sexy undead way. Last night Burning Angel hosted a premier party for the title in Hollywood, at a place called Angels & Kings, with Jessie Lee and ‘tons of drunken hot sluts dressed in Halloween costumes.’ That sounds like a lot of fun! I don’t know how Burning Angel manages to get away with update like this, but I’m glad they do. Most altporn sites get bounced down to off brand billers if they even hint at blood or ‘violence’ as it’s termed, so I’m glad Joanna is fighting the good fight and giving us creative campy horror porn! She does it very well! I can’t wait to see this video.

Burning Angel writes:

Linda from Evil Dead has been played by a few different actresses – Betsy Baker, Denise Bixler, Bridget Fonda, and now: ME! And I don’t JUST show my titties like in the real movie – I show it all! In this day and age, Linda has a couple tattoos, and likes to spread her ass. Enjoy, everyone! This was so much fun for me to do, I hope you have fun looking at it
Starring: Joanna Angel
Photographer: Kelly Lind

BurningAngel: Evil Head Casting

Truant — Sat, 11 Aug 2012 23:18:23 +0000

After a long time of consideration, Joanna Angel just announced that they are underway on a porno parody of the cult classic Evil Dead, to be called Evil Head! Doug Sakmann, who also directed Burning Angel classics Re-Penetrator and The XXXorcist, will be directing this feature in the very near future and production work has already begun. Joanna just posted some wild photos of herself getting her whole head cast done for the special effects. I’m really looking forward to this one. Nobody really does sci-fi/horror genre porno parody like Burning Angel does and this one looks like it’s going to be a lot of fun. Joanna even promises us that “the detached head will suck some cock.”

Burning Angel writes:

Well everyone, I don’t want to say too much about this now until I have more details, but after about 7 years of talking about making “Evil Head” (a porn parody of Evil Dead) I am actually going to make it. My friend Doug Sakmann will be directing it; he directed Re-Penetrator and The XXXorcist many years ago. We are supposed to shoot it next week but I don’t want to say too much about it and jinx anything! When I have more details about it, I will let you know!

I will be playing Linda, Kleio will be playing Shelly and Tommy Pistol will be playing Ash. If you have seen Evil Dead, I am sure you are aware that Linda doesn’t have a head for half the movie so I had to get a head cast made. It was pretty weird! It kinda felt like getting some weird kind of facial (the kind you get in a spa- you pervert!! )

Anyway, here I am getting my head cast. First, a bunch of green stuff was spread all over me.