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Eve Cates Cutie Discusses Dark Messages in Pumped Up Kicks

SpiderMike — Mon, 09 Jul 2012 01:44:34 +0000

Popular cam girl Evelyn Cates has shortened her name to Eve Cates, which is less of a change than a lot of cam chat hosts seem to be doing this season. Right now, she is topless and showing off those perfect perky tits and all her nice ink. Eve Cates and her chat room are discussing that bouncy radio pop tune Pumped Up Kicks by Foster the People. I guess I never really listened to the lyrics before, but they are all scary homicidal, even though musically the song sounds so cute. I like to get my music news from hot naked tattooed girls.

Pumped Up Kicks lyrics by Foster the People

Robert’s got a quick hand
He’ll look around the room, he won’t tell you his plan
He’s got a rolled cigarette, hanging out his mouth, he’s a cowboy kid
Yeah, he found a six shooter gun
In his dad’s closet hidden with a box of fun things, and I don’t even know what
But he’s coming for you, yeah he’s coming for you

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks you better run, better run, outrun my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks you better run, better run, faster than my bullet

Daddy works a long day
He’ll be coming home late, he’s coming home late
And he’s bringing me a surprise
‘Cause dinner is in the kitchen and it’s packed in ice
I’ve waited for a long time
Yeah the sleight of my hand is now a quick-pull trigger
I reason with my cigarette
And say, Your hair’s on fire, you must have lost your wits, yeah

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks you better run, better run, outrun my gun.
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks you better run, better run, faster than my bullet.

Evelyn Cates writes:

Name: EveCates
CamScore: 7101.6
Gender: Female
Body Type: Slim/Petite
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Brown
Weight: 120 pounds
Age: 23
Country: United States
Sexual Preference: Straight
Smoke: Non Smoker
Drink: Occasional
Drugs: Never
Occupation/Major: Internet model
School/College: Cosmetology
Favorite Food: Thai, Italian, Mexican, Vietnamese (all vegan please!)
Pets: 2 dogs and 2 kitties
Car: Fiat 500c
Tags: tattoo, brunette, alt, evelyncates, evelyn cates, xo eve, xoeve, natural tits, gamer, ass, vegan, asian, piercings, tattoos, mixed
Meaning of Life: Do everything you can to make yourself happy. Seize every opportunity and have no regrets!
Five Things I Can’t Live Without: iPhone Macbook Pets Bubble baths My bed
Favorite Books: Sookie Stackhouse series, Stephen King, World War Z
Favorite Songs: Anything I can dance to
Favorite Movies: Everything horror! Preferably French.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now: Back on the beaches of Maui!
Hobbies: Cooking, sewing, reading, watching movies, camping
Talents: I can design and sew
Perfect Mate: Honest, funny, and smart with a hot body and a great smile!
Perfect Date: Dinner and a movie!
Turn Ons: honesty, respect, humor, good smells, nerds.

Evelyn Cates Top of the Charts Sunday Bit of Strange

SpiderMike — Mon, 11 Jun 2012 01:56:03 +0000

APN Awards nominee Evelyn Cates is on cam right now, listening to her melancholy music. Evelyn Cates is such a beautiful girl. I like how she can have so much nice ink and still seem so soft and gentle. She says that weekends, especially Sundays, are when all the strange comes out in cam chat rooms. I like a bit of strange myself and I like beautiful Evelyn Cates.

Evelyn Cates writes:

Name: EvelynCates
CamScore: 11686.4
Gender: Female
Body Type: Slim/Petite
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Brown
Weight: 120 pounds
Age: 23
Country: United States
Sexual Preference: Straight
Smoke: Non Smoker
Drink: Occasional
Drugs: Never
Occupation/Major: Internet model
School/College: Cosmetology
Favorite Food: Thai, Italian, Mexican, Vietnamese (all vegan please!)
Pets: 2 dogs and 2 kitties
Car: Fiat 500c
Tags: tattoo, brunette, alt, evelyncates, evelyn cates, xo eve, xoeve, natural tits, gamer, ass, vegan, asian, piercings, tattoos, mixed
Meaning of Life: Do everything you can to make yourself happy. Seize every opportunity and have no regrets!
Five Things I Can’t Live Without: iPhone Macbook Pets Bubble baths My bed
Favorite Books: Sookie Stackhouse series, Stephen King, World War Z
Favorite Songs: Anything I can dance to
Favorite Movies: Everything horror! Preferably French.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now: Back on the beaches of Maui!
Hobbies: Cooking, sewing, reading, watching movies, camping
Talents: I can design and sew
Perfect Mate: Honest, funny, and smart with a hot body and a great smile!
Perfect Date: Dinner and a movie!
Turn Ons: honesty, respect, humor, good smells, nerds.

Exxxotica Miami Live with Evelyn Cates and Amanda Mayhem

SpiderMike — Sat, 19 May 2012 15:45:49 +0000

See the Exxotica convention floor live right now! We mentioned a while back that Evelyn Cates would be at the Exxxotica convention and people should look for her there in The Woman with the Tattooed Hands. Now some of the most gorgeous and personable cam girls, including Evelyn Cates and Amanda Mayhem are at the Exxxotica show in Miami, appearing as booth babes for MyFreeCams. Not only are these lovely ladies greeting fans in Florida, but they are also camming at the same time. This way, we can all attend Exxxotica vicariously via sexy tattooed girls with a lot of personality like Amanda Mayhem and Evelyn Cates and others. Of course, if you are in Florida, especially if you are in Miami, you should stop by the Exxotica show in person and make the girls feel as loved as they are.

Amanda Mayhem writes:

Name: Amanda_Mayhem
CamScore: 10742.2
Gender: Female
Hair: Always Different
Eyes: Blue
Weight: 136 pounds
Height: 67 inches
Age: 21
City: NORCAL
Country: United States
Sexual Preference: Bisexual
Marital Status: Single
Occupation/Major: Model. Hair Stylist. Artist
School/College: Beauty school
Favorite Food: Chicken Alfredo
Pets: Shyla My german shepard and Sebastian my cat
Car: My bad ass 97 mustang Gt convertible
My Favorite Models: Gisele AspenRae AllyAnderson StormyMeadows Miss_Heidi AriyahLane

xoEve writes:

Name: EvelynCates
CamScore: 11902.6
Gender: Female
Body Type: Slim/Petite
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Brown
Weight: 120 pounds
Age: 23
Country: United States
Sexual Preference: Straight
Smoke: Non Smoker
Drink: Occasional
Drugs: Never
Occupation/Major: Internet model
School/College: Cosmetology
Favorite Food: Thai, Italian, Mexican, Vietnamese (all vegan please!)
Pets: 2 dogs and 2 kitties
Car: Fiat 500c
Tags: tattoo, brunette, alt, evelyncates, evelyn cates, xo eve, xoeve, natural tits, gamer, ass, vegan, asian, piercings, tattoos, mixed
Meaning of Life: Do everything you can to make yourself happy. Seize every opportunity and have no regrets!
Five Things I Can’t Live Without: iPhone Macbook Pets Bubble baths My bed
Favorite Books: Sookie Stackhouse series, Stephen King, World War Z
Favorite Songs: Anything I can dance to
Favorite Movies: Everything horror! Preferably French.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now: Back on the beaches of Maui!
Hobbies: Cooking, sewing, reading, watching movies, camping
Talents: I can design and sew
Perfect Mate: Honest, funny, and smart with a hot body and a great smile!
Perfect Date: Dinner and a movie!
Turn Ons: honesty, respect, humor, good smells, nerds.

The Woman with the Tattooed Hands

SpiderMike — Sun, 15 Apr 2012 00:35:27 +0000

Evelyn Cates seems a little blue today, spinning low key hip hop today. Evelyn Cates says she will be at the Exotica Convention, so definitely look for this inked cutie if you are there.

Lyrics to The Woman with the Tattooed Hands:

I used to know this woman who had the most beautiful tattoos on the top sides of both of her hands
she was forty three years old and as far as I know had never yet been with a man
its not that she wasn’t attractive she was beautiful but its the way that she interacted
she was aggressively passive to the point where she would of intimidated any mitt that ever tried to catch her
on the right hand she had a tattoo of a nude girl
she claimed it is what God resembled
but on the left she had a mirrored image of the same female
and this one she explained looked like the devil
I remember once watching her touch her own breasts
how the tattoos smiled as they stared down her stomach
as if anticipating would they be allowed to caress
the sweet flower that they both seemed to hunger
now maybe I was high but it felt so right
heaven and hell both take to this woman’s womb
it didn’t make sense how she could commence
touching herself with me wide awake in the same room
now if I’ve learned anything in my years
I learned I no longer believe in surprise
but what happened next damn near stole my tears
the tattoos came alive right in front of my eyes
they both slowly stood up and climbed off her hands
and showed me why she never took some time with a man
they climbed deep inside of this woman’s garden
she closed her eyes and she gently bit her bottom lip
I stepped I left and I don’t regret leaving
and I’ll never forget all the things I saw that evening
a glimpse of religion a piece of coming closer
to understanding more about what intrigues me most
I didn’t get turned on I just got turned
I wasn’t as aroused as I was concerned
for each one of em I’ve hurt
and every time I’ve been burned
I’ve got a lot to teach but even more to learn
so now I keep my eyes open hoping to take in all I can
about Woman taking in all she can
and for as long as I breath i’ll save a seat in my memory
for that woman with the tattooed hands

There’s good and evil in each individual fire
identifies needs and feeds our desires
as long as we keep our spirit inspired
she can bite her bottom lip all she wants

Seriously, I never realized hip hop could be so gothic, not before listening to the Evelyn Cates soundtrack today. It all has this sort of vibe.

xoEve writes:

Name: EvelynCates
CamScore: 9659.6
Gender: Female
Body Type: Slim/Petite
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Brown
Weight: 120 pounds
Age: 23
Country: United States
Sexual Preference: Straight
Smoke: Non Smoker
Drink: Occasional
Drugs: Never
Occupation/Major: Internet model
School/College: Cosmetology
Favorite Food: Thai, Italian, Mexican, Vietnamese (all vegan please!)
Pets: 2 dogs and 2 kitties
Car: Fiat 500c
Tags: tattoo, brunette, alt, evelyncates, evelyn cates, xo eve, xoeve, natural tits, gamer, ass, vegan, asian, piercings, tattoos, mixed
Meaning of Life: Do everything you can to make yourself happy. Seize every opportunity and have no regrets!
Five Things I Can’t Live Without: iPhone Macbook Pets Bubble baths My bed
Favorite Books: Sookie Stackhouse series, Stephen King, World War Z
Favorite Songs: Anything I can dance to
Favorite Movies: Everything horror! Preferably French.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now: Back on the beaches of Maui!
Hobbies: Cooking, sewing, reading, watching movies, camping
Talents: I can design and sew
Perfect Mate: Honest, funny, and smart with a hot body and a great smile!
Perfect Date: Dinner and a movie!
Turn Ons: honesty, respect, humor, good smells, nerds.

Free Cams: Inked Magazine Feature Girl Evelyn Cates

KurtLoaded — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 02:41:46 +0000

Sexy tattoo pin-up babe EvelynCates (AKA XOEve) is live on cam for free right now. She can also be seen all over the new sex issue of Inked Magazine too. I’ve been enjoying MFC lately, and part of the reason is that I went ahead and created a free profile for myself. If you sign up for free, you get access to a few feature that make the site much more fun and usable. I can add like twenty of my favorite girls to my own little friends list, so I can always tell when they are doing something live, and I can now use their link to display instant previews the top twenty five live cams. So, I don’t miss anything anymore. There is always something really sexy and friendly going on over there. So, stop by, sign up for free and say hi and congratulations to EvelynCates on her hot magazine appearance.

Evelyn Cates writes:

Name: EvelynCates
CamScore: 7307.9
Gender: Female
Body Type: Slim/Petite
Ethnicity: Asian
Hair: Black
Eyes: Brown
Weight: 120 pounds
Age: 23
Country: United States
Sexual Preference: Straight
Smoke: Non Smoker
Drink: Occasional
Drugs: Never
Occupation/Major: Internet model
School/College: Cosmetology
Favorite Food: Thai, Italian, Mexican, Vietnamese (all vegan please!)
Pets: 2 dogs and 2 kitties
Car: Fiat 500c