Cheating With A Tattooed Wife 2

Starring: Charlotte Sartre, Janey Doe, Jessie Lee, and Penny Archer
Studio: Raw Attack (2020)

Some women aren’t made to be traditional, clean-cut & faithful wives. Certainly not these hotties, with their sleeves and skin art begging for your attention. Four inked up women, Penny Archer, Janey Doe, Charlotte Sartre and Jessie Lee all want you to take a closer look, up close and personal! Playful flirtation turns into hot fucking in no time when you’re as confident as these ladies.

Penny Archer

Charlotte Sartre

Janey Doe

Jessie Lee

Turning Twistys 6

Starring: Emma Hix, Jenna Foxx, Joanna Angel, Jewelz Blu, Liv Wild, Sabina Rouge, and Aubree Valentine
Studio: Twistys (2021)

Straight girls being turned into experienced lesbians

Joanna Angel and Emma Hix

Jewelz Blu and Aubree Valentine

Joanna Angel and Jenna Foxx

Perv City’s Department Of Double Penetration Vol. 3

Starring: London River, Addison Lee, Luna Lovely, and Lola Fae
Studio: Perv City (2021)

Welcome to Perv City’s Department Of Double Penetration where no hole is left unfilled!

Lola Fae

Luna Lovely

• Buck Angel
• Owen Gray
• Seth Gamble
• Small Hands
• Tommy Pistol
• Will Havoc
• Xander Corvus

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• Two discs in this version, with pretty cool packaging and artwork. Clearly this is not a Vivid or VCA release.
• Opening is actually kinda moody and effective; not showing chicks in scenes when their names pop up. Nice jazzy little number.
• When action starts, seems to be taking a kinda traditional POV porn approach, but with a lot of messing with the speed and film grain effects. I’m not sure I’m totally feeling it… I like the POV thing because it’s a bit easier to suspend disbelief, and the strong stylized look is working against that.
• Boy I hate this frame-dropping look. Slow and sensual is one thing… this interferes with me seeing the action
• The dude looks like the guys I see at BW3 on Sundays during football season. I guess if you think Nickleback is “alternative…”
• Is this supposed to be 16:9 or 4:3? I can’t actually tell. I think it’s 16:9, but the res seems kinda low. Her heels look super pixelated. Source material might not be that hot.
• Sped up movement is also not really cool — I don’t get off on watching movies on fast-forward, ya know?
• Did the girl come in the first scene? The guy sure didn’t. I think we’re on another scene now, which seems to involve two chicks (Riley Mason is one of them) on a kinda cool couch in an old HS nurses’ office.

• The music is good. Whoever handled those aspects did a good job. It gives a pleasingly atonal, avant-garde vibe to the proceedings. I find it impossible to masturbate to, but it’s cool. It’s something you’d probably play while fucking your sister in a David Lynch movie.
• A lot more variety in scenes and shots in this section. I like it. Right now it’s kinda what you hoped Beyond The Valley of the Dolls would be, except without the hippie jive. The two actresses seem to be pretty into it. And then the scene ends without either having an orgasm.
• I just realized, I don’t think the dudes got any credits in the opening.

• They seem to be lighting this current scene, a MMM+F orgy in front of a stag film, with flashlights.
• I do kinda wish they weren’t just doing standard porn moves (loogies on the cock? who does this?), or at least mixing it up a little. I think that’s a lot of what contributes to the notion that most of the “alt” films that are being released are just the usual porn stuff with extra tattoos and bad lighting. At least Jackthezipper is taking some chances film-wise here, with really bad lighting (okay, that was mean — it’s clearly an artistic choice on his part) and a shooting/editing style that would get him fired from most porn shoots.
• Okay, this bit where the music has shifted to a sorta Asian-influenced dark ambient hip-hop and the actress (now I kinda wish they’d shown scenes of the chicks during the credits, because I don’t know who everybody is) is on her knees surrounded by cocks is pretty good. It loses something when moving back into real time motion, but the slowed down, blurry look that was going on at first gave a very interesting perspective on the action. Not judgmental, but sort of a removed observer. It’s a genuinely interesting, even moving shot.
• There’s very little dialogue in the scenes so far. Not just script dialogue, but moaning, dirty talk, etc — it’s almost entirely absent. This is a big reason I personally don’t find the flick all that arousing.
• Hey, somebody just shot a load! And on the second one, there’s a cool freeze right as the guy starts to shoot. It’s interesting stuff, although it doesn’t work as well on this relatively low-res source as there’s a lot of aliasing on the jizz. I can’t believe I just typed that.
• New scene, and this is by far the hottest chick we’ve seen (Jade Starr?). Groovy rockabilly gothy look and smooth-ass go-go dance moves while she fingers herself. Hey, she just grew a strap-on… and a chick (Brea Bennett?) to blow her! This kinda feels like a Rob Zombie-shot porn flick (the music really adds to that vibe).

• Chick 2 is biting the strap-on. Please don’t. Still, the horizontal stripes on the dildo are awesome, and go with the first girl’s stockings. Or at least one of her stockings. Is there some rule in altporn movies where people can’t find matching stockings?
• I hope those tears on rockabilly goth chick’s cheek aren’t tattoos. Maybe she did time.
• I’m sorta surprised that more hasn’t happened with these two chicks yet, since the second was blowing the first. Since then it’s mostly been kinda making out and touching.
• Okay, now the music got all tuff and the g2g fucking action kicked into gear. This is actually kind of a good music video. The band should just release this, especially where the second chick is getting choked.
• Oh fuck, there’s a clown in this new scene.
• Now he’s at a strip club. And he gets to jerk off! God dammit, where is this strip club, and do I have to dress like a clown to do that? This is pretty funny, and kinda hot.
• Oh man, more framedropping. And it just did that 16-screens-in-one effect. Somebody is playing too much with his Video Toaster presets.
• Now we’re in the champagne room, and it appears there is sex. The chick also has the biggest fake eyelashes ever, plus they’re white. It’s kinda weird. Wow, and this dude is really muscly. Did somebody hire Randy White for this shoot?
• “Fuck me, you fucking clown!” Classic.
• This new scene kinda feels like Pi with the grainy black and white look. Couple dudes in their Dickies getting blown in an old elevator.
• Okay, a few minutes of that, and now they’re in a totally different room with a different chick. She’s sporting a Daryl Hannah from Blade Runner makeup job, but does a lot more cocksucking than DH did (on camera, at least). It does look like it might be the same dudes, but I can’t really tell. Frankly, the dudes matter not in this, even less than most mainstream porns. I dunno if that’s good or bad or neither.
• Hey, we’re back to the elevator. that thing has a lot of room, because the chick is riding one dude while blowing the other.
• Ooh, nice shot from of her in Chinese fingercuffs while the elevator descends.
• Okay, new scene, back to the couch in the high school from earlier, but one chick and one dude watching each other masturbate. This is hot, and doesn’t happen enough in porn. She gets to licking his balls while he strokes it. And now I think they might fuck, although he’s having trouble getting it in at an angle good for the camera, it seems. Music is almost gone, so there’s “dialogue,” but it’s very quiet. I wish it were not this quiet. We need some boom mics, people.
• Hey, the guy got to cum. On her face. Oh well.

• Clown again. This guy is the best part of this movie. And hey, it’s Joanna Angel! He just spit on her! Awesome.
• Does anyone reading this slap a girl’s tits while getting it on with her? I’ve never seen this myself, but it’s happened repeatedly in this movie.
• The clown is totally stealing the scene from Joanna, which is pretty impressive. This guy needs to have a whole movie dedicated to his life.
• Chick from the first scene is back now in a new scene, where she fucks a couple guys, once of which I just realized looks like Jason Newsted. The scene is fairly hot, actually, although it’s also less “arty” than the others.

On to disc 2…

• The outtakes seem to mostly be extended sequences of the chicks dancing around and touching themselves, as well as some more fun with the clown dude.
• Now I’m watching the making of bit. The dialogue is still way too fucking quiet. If you need some help compressing and boosting that shit, Jack, let a brother know. But it’s kinda interesting stuff, although I wish there were a lot more interviews and less cinematographic moments. I also wish it actually talked about the filmmaking process more; most of the interviews are about the actors themselves. That’s not a terrible thing, but I’d like to know more about the creative process.
• I kinda wish I hadn’t seen the chick from the elevator scene interviewed. Sometimes it’s better to see the performers perform, not talk about… well, anything.

What’s that you say? You watch porn for the sex?! You want to look at hot girls fucking in interesting ways, and maybe just relax for ten minutes and jerk off all over yourself? Yeah, me too! Unfortunately I guess that no one told Joanna Angel, the director and star of this movie, because she has some very strange ideas about what should be included in an adult movie. And how to film one. The sex here, what there is of it, is lifeless and dull, and the cinematography and lighting are fairly terrible and often utterly counterproductive and frustrating. If there is one thing that a porno should not be, it’s frustrating.

This disc starts off with several ads that cannot be skipped past, rather than going directly to the main menu. I really hate that, because it shows a clear lack of understanding the wants and needs of the viewer. After watching the entire disc, I now understand why this was done: Either Joanna Angel has no idea what anyone wants out of a porn movie, or I am not in her imaginary target audience of girls who shop at Hot Topic and consider that to be the most extreme hardcore Punk statement humanly possible. Those girls do exist, of course, but they don’t watch porn because they’re all too busy actually fucking!

After finally starting the actual movie, I discover, much to my horror, that this porno has a plot! Much like a Japanese giant monster movie, porn should be all action! No plot is necessary or wanted. It only gets in the way. And as I waited for the sex to start, I noticed the soundtrack: a poppy Rancid song. This is indicative of the entire delusional nature of this film. It wants desperately to be “alternative” but somehow respectable, and perhaps “safe,” at the same time, and ends up being just as mainstream, if not moreso, than anything Vivid, for example, has ever released. Thankfully without the condoms, at least.

Eight minutes in and the first sex scene finally starts. I had hoped that “alt.porn” would mean more than just how the girls are dressed, what color their hair is, and how many tattoos they have — not that any of them, other than Kylee Kross, even have any more than the average porn star. I didn’t think that this would be Hellfire Sex, but I assumed that it would have a less-mainstream (for porn, I mean) attitude than this, if nothing else.

The women here here are all mind-numbingly hot. Let me at least give that one compliment. Pixie Pearl is nearly enough to make my eyes catch fire and my brain melt down. She’s absolutely the hottest girl on the disc, and it’s kind of funny to see her rosary dangling down while she’s getting softly plowed and trying not to look too bored with it all. It should be noted that the sex is never the best or most interesting parts of this film, and is often shot from more or less the women’s POV. Perhaps some women watch porn, and I love all of you who do and want you to come over so we can watch together, but let’s face reality, it’s going to be mostly guys watching this, trying their best to rub one out, so give us a break with the horrible cinematography.

In another insane scene Joanna is dancing to some unimaginably shitty pop/boy-band song, I guess, and her preppy, jock, douchebag boyfriend shows up to dump her for being — and I quote — “too alt.” Holy hell, that’s the lamest thing I’ve heard all year. And rather than tell him to go fuck that skank from the Black Eyed Peas, and being happy that such an idiot is gone, she starts crying. Who the fuck is the target audience of this video? Maybe it really is for mallcore girls? Not a bad idea! Any such gals (or any others, 18 and up, please) who want to make a far better porn than this one, simply email me at Darkseid@altporn.net. At least I’d have good lighting.

Unlike the other actresses, Joanna Angel tries to make her own poorly-lit, badly-filmed sex scenes somewhat energetic, but the standard positions and her wild overacting almost always make things more funny than hot. And no amount of screaming or flailing her head around in hilarious ways seems to be able to conquer the boring, am-I-doing-this-right? kind of vibe that permeates every second of the movie.

This DVD has an audio commentary track, and I find that conceptually repulsive in this context, and thus refuse to listen to it. There is also some bonus “behind the scenes” making-of footage as well as outtakes from the car/bike chase scene (yes, there really is one, and it’s as lame as it is lengthy). You see, these people think that this is a mainstream action film that just happens to have sex in it. As if anyone would want to see such a half-assed creation. They seem to be playing at being deviant while still trying very hard to not venture out of the mainstream except in the most acceptable and accessible ways possible.

Alter Ego, the new film from Carlos Batts, is very, very much in the artsy erotica camp; properly emphasized, the ARTSY erotica camp. AE is a carnival of sensuality and skin and bent gender in slow motion, reminiscent of David Lynch and, less frequently, Andy Warhol.

AE is Carlos Batts’ tribute to April Flores/Fatty D, the voluptuous erotic performer and “super muse” who slides effortlessly between phat azz lowrider chica, living porcelain doll, and deadly stitched-up horror vixen. Batts’ moody, ethereal imagery captures a wide-ranging series of Flores’ erotic experiences, some of them sexy, some of them disturbing. Slow-paced and set to a stew of electro and hip-hop, it’s the kind of thing you watch in a quiet room at 2am when no one’s awake.

The altporn scene is just taking off in the mainstream adult industry, and it’s likely that we’re going to get a lot more punk/goth porn vids on the market. I’m not complaining, because I dig watching punk rawk girls get it on bigtime, but films like Alter Ego are important contrasts to easier-to-swallow porn. We need works like this to remind ourselves of the wide-ranging possibilities of erotic art.

• Buy Alter Ego
• Carlos Batts
• April Flores

Serafina and Zoe’s scene was probably my favorite, because both girls had a cute college-girl look, so it was easy to imagine them as a couple 21-year-old english majors fooling around in their dorm room (and, hell, maybe they are ;). There’s genuine affection displayed by the couple, which is just so refreshing.

Nikki and Zille’s scene was the one I anticipated the most, as I’m familiar with both models, and there’s just something a little different (and fun) about watching someone you know get in on. It helps when they’re both gorgeous and obviously very much enjoying each other’s company. The girls take turns at giving each other enthusiastic orgasms with their tongues and fingers, and finishing the scene kissing and cuddling in each other’s arms.

The scene with Zille and Serafina is a bit older (shot in 2002), and a has slightly different feel than they other two — a bit more of a “fantasy” piece, with silk robes and more extravagant decor. The camera work is a little funkier too, with a few zoom-ins that don’t really work. It’s still a very sexy scene though, including Zille fucking Serafina with a big black strap-on, and some fun with latex gloves. Zille looks elegant with black hair and lingerie contrasting her smooth, pale skin. Serafina ain’t chopped liver either, and her innocent good looks play against Zille’s more vampish sensuality very nicely.

Sappho’s Girls Vol. 1 is a fairly utilitarian name, and the packaging isn’t fancy either. The DVD menus are fairly simple, and the camerawork is passable, but nothing to write home about. But there’s no doubt about the content: real lesbians having the kind of sex they enjoy, on camera so we can all enjoy it.

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Stunningly voluptuous muse April Flores’ real life fantasies and adventures have been documented over the past 5 years by acclaimed photographer/director Carlos Batts. Now available for the first time ever on DVD, Alter Ego: A poetic visual erotic tale. You’ll get a glimpse into their real life erotic adventures and kinky photo sessions.

Check out the trailers in Quicktime or Windows Media format, and dig these production pics below:

It’s official! No Fauxxx and Blowfish are teaming up to produce the first No Fauxxx DVD ever, complete with exclusive porn, art films, and live performance footage. This DVD will be the first of it’s kind, as it will document the diversity of the queer community as well as reveal our multiple talents as performers, artists, and porn stars – not to mention a star-studded, punk-as-fuck soundtrack!!! This DVD is already under production, but we need your help!

Read all the info in the NoFauxxx LJ.