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Mira_xo Has Her Paws Out And Is Ready To Play!

ActFree — Thu, 01 Aug 2019 20:10:31 +0000

Cum one, cum all! Mira_xo is kicking off this orgasmic Wednesday with a paw-liscious show promising all the pussy one could need.

This little kitty has her paws out and she is ready to play! She started out with some light petting, teasing and pleasing us with her bubbly personality, but quickly moved on to fulfill our kinkiest of kinky dreams. Yes, not a moment was wasted as the claws came out along with a large black leather paddle to make kitty roar as she continued to slap that bootyliscious behind.

Next came the vibrator to make kitty purr with delight as she looks forward to every passing moment with orgasmic delight.

But this pussy is only getting started! So what are you waiting for? Head on over to Mira_xo’s room and show her some love by showering her with tips.

Sexy Cam Girl writes:

Come say hi to this dork

Best Nerd Cam AltPorn Awards 2018 Nominees

AltPorn — Wed, 02 May 2018 01:44:44 +0000

The official 2018 AltPorn Awards nominees for Best Nerd Cam (2017)
Examples: dorky girls, geek themes, gamers, cosplay

AnimeAnnie
BabyZelda
Catjira
Doll_Parts
Goldengodessxxx
HackerGirl
KawaiiiKitten
KweenFlaxi
LunaLamb
Onyx Akari
ROXYCAT
Tweetneyy
UltraHappy
XFuukaX

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Effortless Arousal With Ashe_Maree

ActFree — Sat, 10 Mar 2018 06:45:38 +0000

Ashe_Maree is one of my favorite models to review simply because watching her cam is always incredibly fun – no matter what, she is always hilarious, hot and happy, and that’s an awesome combo for any profession, let alone camming. Right now, Ashe_Maree is preparing to do a BJ show, and she’s already naked, so you probably have an idea of how that’s gonna go. Luckily, she hasn’t started yet and you can catch it on MyFreeCams right now.

Ashe_Maree’s beautiful body may fool you into thinking that just because she is adorable and petite, she has no curves. Wrong. She has some amazingly hot titties and a butt that you just want to slap until it stops rippling. She’s doing the entire thing in a darkened atmosphere though, giving an extra-sexy feeling to her show.

PS: No burp was heard to rate.

Sexy Cam Girl writes:

Ashe Maree: a spread-eagle comedian

Super Bat-Wing BabyZelda

KurtLoaded — Sat, 18 Jul 2015 09:22:53 +0000

I love BabyZelda shows! She’s just so much sexy fun! I love the crazy Halloween bat-wing had she’s got on, matching the cool anime style dress of course. I don’t know what adventure we’re working towards tonight, but I do know it’s going to be hot and very sexy. BabyZelda has so much positive sexual energy and she makes me smile when she’s doing her uniquely entertaining thing on MFC. Right now she’s talking about some crazy video clip upload site she’s trying out and she’s about to teach us all the fetish pervy terminology she’s learned from the clip upload sites. Stop by and join the BabyZelda party. She’s even better than video games.

Sexy Cam Girl writes:

Name: BabyZelda
CamScore: 4845
Gender: Female
Body Type: Slim/Petite
Ethnicity: Asian
Hair: Always Different
Eyes: Blue
Age: 19
Country: United States
Sexual Preference: Bisexual
Marital Status: Single
Occupation/Major: Entrepreneur / Indie Game Artist
School/College: dropped out of Space Camp
Favorite Food: Sushi, Lobster, Ramen, Curry, I love food!
Pets: I have 4 birdies ~ Metroid (BCC), Samus (Indian Ringneck), Chozo (African Grey), & baby Cockatoo

Strawberry Targaryen Mother of Dragons SophiaLocke

KurtLoaded — Mon, 18 May 2015 03:15:20 +0000

Sexy Cam goddess SophiaLocke is shooting the breeze as it were with her friends and fans. I love her conversation skills and it’s cute to see SophiaLocke after a couple shots too. Right now, she’s showing off her cool Bad Dragon fantasy dildos. There are three of them there, in different colors, so the Mother of Dragons jokes are pretty much a requirement. SophiaLocke says the realistic animal cock are not as appealing to her, but the mythical dragon ones are really fun. She particularly likes their girth, and that’s hot. So, SophiaLocke is like a strawberry Targaryen. Also, she’s talking about all the very hot pornos she’s been shooting for some of the top companies lately. We love SophiaLocke over here. She’s just so good at what she does and so sexy too. Now, I want to see those Dragon cock toys in use! Also, I enjoy seeing her play naked therapist and break down the occasional troll with frightfully entertaining psychotherapy.

Sexy Cam Girl writes:

Username: SophiaLocke
CamScore: 9123
Gender: Female
Body Type: Athletic
Age: 30
Country: United States
Sexual Preference: Bisexual
Smoke: Non Smoker

Bouncing Around With Awesome DianaBlake

KurtLoaded — Sat, 13 Sep 2014 01:28:03 +0000

DianaBlake is one of our favorite awesome bountiful boobied genuine nerd girls and right now she’s about to start a really hot group show. DianaBlake showed us how she’s broken most of her big sex machines, because she’s just that into it and excitedly active, so today she’s got a special toy for us! It’s a big bouncy ball with a really big dildo! I LOVE how her amazing tits look when she hops around on the ball. It’s a real sight to behold. Plus, DianaBlake says there is a decent chance of hilarity during the show as the likelihood that she will fall off to toy is quite high. Her feet barely touch the ground.

Cam Profile:

Name: DianaBlake
Age: 25
Gender: Female
Sexual Preference: Bisexual
Country: US
Zodiac: Leo
Appearance
Height: 4’9″ (1.45m)
Weight: 95 lbs (43kg)
Hair Color: Dyed
Eye Color: Green
Build: Slender
Ethnicity: White
Cup Size: J
Pubic Hair: Bald
Measurements: 30-24-36″ (76-61-91cm)
Kinky Attributes: BDSM, Spanking/Paddling, Roleplay, Dominant, Submissive

EroticFandom: Nerd Fantasy Cutie Pandora Von Kit

Truant — Wed, 07 May 2014 22:00:23 +0000

Hot little tattooed cutie Pandora Von Kit appears in this sexy nerd fantasy set, wearing just her neat looking black sequined ballet shoes as she poses with a gigantic D12 tabletop gaming dice (die?) I really like when she’s smiling at the camera while ‘on point’ balancing on those little toes of hers. This Pandora Von Kit series has a very dorky wet-dream quality and there are some really sexy shots of Pandora playing around on the D12 like a super sexy little redheaded fairy girl. I think I’m in love with her cute little round ass too.

Erotic Fandom writes:

I’d like to introduce you all to hot-bodied newcomer Pandora Von Kit. As soon as I saw giant dice, I knew I had to shoot someone on one, but I waited to find the right girl. Pandora is the right girl. Forrest Black and I also shot her showing off all sorts of special talents she has, from ballet poses to fire performance. Lots of hotness coming in the New Year!
–Amelia G

PixelVixens: Sexy Pokemon Misti Cosplay with Yuffie Yulan

CherryTreats — Thu, 04 Jul 2013 01:11:44 +0000

Pixel-Vixen‘s update with Yuffie Yulan has the red-haired hottie as Misty from Pokemon. I love the natural elements to this set, the way she’s in a wooded area, much like they would’ve been on the show. And if you’re good, maybe she’ll let you poke her mons! You can tell Yuffie has so much energy and spirit. Her costume is fucking adorable and sexy with that strip of midriff, but wait until it’s off! I can’t tell what’s more round and delectable..Yuffie‘s ass or boobs. Maybe you could decide? I like how her black and white tattoo plays off nicely with her bright red hair, and her delicate nose stud. I just want to watch her romp in the woods naked all day. Are there other girls who want to dress up like Poke trainers and play? You know what they say, gotta catch them all! Look at this Pokebabe in Pixel Vixens gallery now.

Pixel Vixens writes:

Poke Me

Kinky Ball-Gagged Spankings with Fun BabyZelda

KurtLoaded — Thu, 14 Mar 2013 09:09:44 +0000

Playful BabyZelda is doing some really hot things on cam tonight, I just walked in on a really really wet orgasm close-up and now she’s playing with her giant candy jaw-breaker ball-gag and spanking her ass red. BabyZelda says that watching SophiaLocke was the first time she really saw a ball-gag being used and she loved how sexy watching SophiaLocke drool all over the place was, so she was inspired to try it out herself. The gagged spankings we hot to watch, but she says she’d probably get even more into it when she brings over a friend for a double girl show. I’m looking forward to seeing that.

Sexy Cam Girl writes:

Name: BabyZelda
CamScore: 8579.9
Gender: Female
Body Type: Slim/Petite
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Hair: Always Different
Eyes: Blue
Age: 19
Country: United States
Sexual Preference: Bisexual
Marital Status: Single
Occupation/Major: Entrepreneur
Favorite Food: Sushi
Pets: I want a talking bird!
About Me: Click here to send an offline tip! ^-^

My name is Zelda! I’m a smart gamer girl/anime nerd who loves to make new friends & roleplay! A few of my favorite games are League of Legends (similar to DOTA), Legend of Zelda, Metroid, Diablo 2, Dark Souls, Psychonauts & Portal!

MY CAM SCHEDULE:
I try to get on cam every night between 12 – 1 am PST, and stay online for 4 – 5 hrs.

NerdgasmGirl in a Massive non-Newtonian Goo Bath

KurtLoaded — Sun, 12 Aug 2012 02:50:09 +0000

NerdgasmGirl is doing her show from inside a big inflatable pool full of green quicksand goo made up of water and cornstarch, colored bright green. I forgot what the scientific name for that substance is (non-Newtonian fluid ~ed.), but it acts really weird. If you move it slowly, it’s a liquid and if you move it quickly it acts like a solid. I don’t know what the deal with the dead ducks is, but the whole think is quite messy and looks like a ton of fun. I also like NerdgasmGirl‘s bright pink hair offset by her big gooey green tits. Go check out this ridiculous fun show. It’s a messy nerd fantasy, and she’s about to add a Hitachi, and soon may work up to using the fuck machine in the messy goop. I wonder what that will do to this crazy substance. Oh, and NerdgasmGirl says she already has a bunch up her bum.

Sexy Cam Girl writes:

Name: NerdgasmGirl
CamScore: 1481.2
Gender: Female
Body Type: Slim/Petite
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Hair: Always Different
Eyes: Green
Weight: 95 pounds
Height: 57 inches
Age: 25
City: Santa Fe
Country: United States
Sexual Preference: Bisexual
Smoke: Occasional
Drink: Light
Drugs: Experimented
Marital Status: Involved
Occupation/Major: Sexy Nurse, Student and BDSM Cam Slut
Favorite Food: Sour Jelly Bellies
Pets: Two Cats. Pandora and Toothless
Car: Hyundai Tiburon…..because I can see over the dashboard

AltPorn Awards 2011: Best Nerd Update Nominees

AltPorn — Fri, 06 May 2011 22:10:37 +0000

The official 2011 AltPorn Awards nominees for Best Nerd update of 2010 are:
(Examples: dorky girls, gamers, cosplay)

– Neko from GodsGirls
– Christina from GeekGirlsOnline
– Antietam from BombshellBrats
– Evelyn Cates from XOEve
– Zelda from GeekGirlsOnline
– Violet Doll from Viorotica
– Lady Clankington from EroticFandom
– Jade Rox from EroticBPM
– Sara Lou from Payback Baby
– Japhy from BombshellBrats

Neko from GodsGirls

Christina from GeekGirlsOnline

Antietam from BombshellBrats

Evelyn Cates from XOEve

Zelda from GeekGirlsOnline

Violet from Viorotica

Lady Clankington from EroticFandom

Jade Rox from EroticBPM

Sara Lou from Payback Baby

Japhy from BombshellBrats

Deviant Nation: KittieKatrina Dorks Out

Truant — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 21:30:25 +0000

Deviant Nation seems to be back on track with a healthy update schedule and they have been putting up some hot stuff lately too. KittieKatrina here is a real pleasure to look at and I love the extensive colorful detailed tattoos she has collected. The big blue ribbon is beautiful and getting a tattoo of an elaborate piercing is an interesting idea. Now you know how we feel about girls that buy a t-shirt to get their currently fashionable dork cred, but incorporating the Zombie Attack Survival Guide into the closeted shoot makes it a fun fantasy. I hope we get to see more KittieKatrina. I think she’s really sexy.

Deviant Nation writes:

KittieKatrina has alot of fun in this dorky set.