What I don’t understand though, is that if this is the hot punk rocker Gia Paloma that picks up the band flier, why is she suddenly ‘alt’ housewife for the fucking part? What is it with video AltPorn where they always recruit cool people and make them clean up stupid looking for the action? This doesn’t even seem like it was filmed in order. I guess she had to pretty much retire from the video industry to actually look the way she wanted to, but I think she’s WAY hotter now.

Video industry AltPorn just kind of pisses me off. It’s a mockery of the actually cool Alt scene websites that actually do a good job featuring super hot bonafide alternative people. Maybe they just made a mistake teasing me with an I don’t give a fuck punkrock girl and then giving me clearance rack cleanup. Gia is a cutie either way, but damn.