That long blonde hair? Full of secrets. That robe? Hiding a week’s worth of emotional breakdowns and at least three bags of dried herbs she swears are for healing. Her spellbook is 800 pages long, 790 of which are footnotes yelling “Do NOT eat that!” while her party gleefully sautés the dungeon boss in mushroom butter. And it looks like today she’s taking a bit of a break and ending up in a tease instead—with a dildo and all. She’s against eating monsters but other things are fine.

Fireball? Ready. Heal spell? Charged. Patience? Critically low. Marcille’s magic can bend reality, but it still can’t fix the fact that she’s the only one in the group who has read the dungeon’s safety pamphlet. And this time, Fairywhore is taking some time off for herself!

Fairywhore writes:

Real Name: Jackie
Followers: 46944
Birth Date: May 17, 1999
Age: 25
I Am: A Woman