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BurningAngel: Felicity Feline walks into a bar… gets cum on her tattoo…

Steve Etcetera — Sun, 13 Nov 2016 03:15:50 +0000

They say the old jokes are the best. But maybe not too old. BurningAngel isn’t doing a porno re-enactment of Shakespeare’s ‘A Midsummer Night’s Dream’ {which could actually really work if you’re into Elizabethan-era elf porn. It’s a niche.). Instead, they start this one with a classic joke of more recent times. A girl, in the fantastic form of Felicity Feline, walks into a bar and says “I want you to cum on my tattoo”. Needless to say, the barman Gage Sin, kicks out his other customer, an inebriated Small Hands, and sets about giving her want she wants. After all, the customer is always right. Right?

Felicity is looking every inch the slutty rock chick in her denim jacket, fishnet top, and sleeve tattoos, and she and Gage are a hot pairing. Ink on ink always looks great. For me, the best moment was the anticipation of when you see her on all fours, sucking Gage’s dick as he fingers her ass, which she’s sticking in the air expectantly. Within seconds, she’s on top of him, riding his dick as it pounds her asshole…

Then, of course, there’s the money-shot. The whole reason she was there in the first place. Gage shoots his hot, sticky load right into the eye of the pyramid tattoo on Felicity’s gorgeous belly button tattoo. That’s what I call customer service.

Burning Angel writes:

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: a girl walks into a bar and says “ow!” Ok, you’ve heard that – but what about the girl who walked into a bar and then asked for cum on her tattoo? Now we’re talking! It was bartender Gage Sin’s lucky day when horny inked brunette Felicity Feline walked in! She entered his life, and she demanded he enter through her back door after he gave Felicity’s wet pussy a pounding! He happily fucked her ass and saved up all his jizz to cum on her tummy tattoo! I wish more bartenders were this accommodating.

Burning Angel: Kelsi Lynn gets a dumpster dildo pounding

P Stone — Sat, 09 Jul 2016 00:48:27 +0000

Never one to miss an opportunity, Kelsi Lynn – currently rocking some awesome new pink hair – even manages to make dumpster diving look sexy. She decides to take advantage of the brand new dildo her fuck buddy finds – a hell of a lot hotter than dumpster tacos anyway! He doesn’t need asking twice as she hitches up her skirt to show off her perfect little bubble butt, his tongue going straight for her irresistible butthole. From then on it’s classic Burning Angel all out action, Kelsi taking it right there in front of the dumpster as they suddenly lose interest in Tex-Mex and decide to have a taste of each other instead.

Joanna Angel is directing and her infamous dirty streak is clear throughout, with the cute, dimpled Kelsi getting thrown around all over the place – before dropping to her knees for her well-earned dessert!

Burning Angel writes:

Kelsi Lynn and Small Hands went diving for dumpster tacos after getting served with an eviction warning, but all they found were completely unused sex toys! Tired of listening to him talk, Kelsi just wants to get fucked with a dumpster dildo – and Small Hands’ big dick! This pink haired bubble butt punk whore enjoyed getting her back door licked outside in the back alley, and sucking down that tasty cock-meal. Even when times get tough on the street, you can get through the day by feeding your appetite through your pussy with a pounding in risky places!

BurningAngel: Katrina Jade in the Right Place at the Right Time

Steve Etcetera — Sat, 12 Mar 2016 06:59:02 +0000

Not to get all new-age about it, but synchronicities are everywhere if you know where to look. Little events matching up with other little events in a certain place at a certain and time and bam!, you’ve got a little bit of magic in action. Take, for example, this offering from BurningAngel where Joanna Angel and Tommy Pistol were just sitting in the garden, chatting about the return of the much-missed ‘Cum On My Tattoo’ series, in front of a rolling video camera, when Joanna’s unbelievably hot, tattooed gardener, Katrina Jade overhears them, (she likes doing the gardening in ripped stockings, a tiny dress and 8″ inch heels. Deal with it.), and tells them that she wants cum on her tattoos. Synchronicity or what?

But wait, it gets better… The planets aligned and everything synced up perfectly, because when Tommy takes Katrina inside to cum on her tattoo, they find Mr. Pete inside thinking about exactly that! What are the chances, right?!?!

This scene has all the hotness and humour that we’ve come to love and expect from BurningAngel. New girl Katrina looks smoking hot as she’s getting double teamed, and I loved how she’s on her knees begging for their cum on her facial tattoos at the end of the scene… One load on each side!

Burning Angel writes:

Tommy Pistol was over wondering what kind of porn I would shoot next and let it slip that he really missed the Cum On My Tattoo series – well, Katrina Jade, my smoking hot tattooed gardener, wielding a garden hose in 9 inch heels and a skimpy black outfit, overheard the conversation and was interested in screwing and getting shiny, warm semen all over her ink. After all, she had the perfect spot to get jizz-webbed in the face – on her spiderweb facial tattoo! It just so happened that Mr. Pete also showed up with a hankering for cumming on tattoos – so they double teamed the horny little slut!

BurningAngel: Sierra Cure Loses a Perfectly Good Pair of Stockings

Lou Garroux — Sat, 08 Aug 2015 05:10:54 +0000

Oh, the humanity! Sierra Cure‘s stockings never had a chance. As soon as generic t-shirt-and-jeans-with-cock guy saw them, they knew their days were numbered. And it truly is a shame, as they were so beautiful; black floral print fishnets with polka dots, to compliment the black fishnet tube-top Sierra was wearing as she reclined on Burning Angel‘s easy-to-wipe-down faux-suede sofa. As he ripped them of her petite tattooed frame, the last strands held tight, gently cutting into her milky skin, desperately trying to hold together… hold onto her. Sierra Cure‘s big green eyes said “yes,” even as her mind screamed “no, these are my favorite stockings!” They had been so good to her, helping her garner fucktons of attention at bars, clubs, and her cousin she didn’t like’s wedding. But now, it was too late; they were shredded. Their only hope left is that they wouldn’t be bundled up and used to wipe the cum from Sierra‘s tits when she was done with this hot scene.

Here are some more hot samples from this sexy Sierra Cure scene from BurningAngel.

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Burning Angel writes:

Darkly sexy and intimidatingly hot Sierra Cure danced around flirtatiously in her black lace stockings and high waisted leather shorts, enticing Seth Gamble with her come-hither (-or-I’ll-chew-you-up-and-spit-you-out) stare. He couldn’t help but rub her all over, enjoying the texture stretched across her slender body, until he needed to rip those stockings right off, to gain easy access to her quivering slit and delectable booty. Sierra‘s demands for cockmeat in her mouth and a doggystyle deep-dicking, complete with cum-covered nylons would be met on this day.

AltPorn Genre Estimated Monthly Visitors Traffic Study November 2009

Beeker — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 02:28:15 +0000

AltPorn.net has gotten a lot of mail from people who miss our AltPorn Traffic and Rankings stories, so I’ve been invited back for another addition. This installment covers the QuantCast Estimated Monthly Visitors metrics. Quantcast has earned itself the reputation as being the most accurate traffic analysis tool available to the general public and is widely accepted as being far less gamable than other popular measures. QuantCast has changed their rankings reporting mechanism since my last traffic study installment and now only reports statistical numerical ranking measurements for sites that actually include their ‘Quantified’ measurement tool directly in their code. However, their Estimated Monthly Visitors statistics are still available for all. EMV is a good stat, as it gives a realistic feel for how many visitors a site is really getting in an average month, so that is what we will be using. We’ve tried to compile as complete a site list as we can, although we do exclude solo girls sites. If you have sites you feel should be included, please contact us and make your suggestions. For example, we debated the inclusion of Zivity, contact us if you have an opinion either way.

You will notice the addition of a few new AltPorn sites, some of which are doing phenomenally well, such as My Emo Bitch and Amateur Emo Girls. These sites reflect the recent popularity of ‘ex-girlfriend’ sites in online adult. They operate on the pretense that angry boyfriends upload embarrassing naked pictures of their former girlfriends for everybody to see. It’s depressing that this sub-genre is as popular as it is, but it goes to show that being popular doesn’t always mean being cool or good. These sites should still be included as they do reflect a realistic assessment of what people are looking at these days though. You may also notice APN has made a few adjustments to the AltPorn A-List. Inactive sites like RazorDolls are being removed. RazorDolls was a fun and sexy site, but it hasn’t updated in years. It was a good example of the AltPorn genre, but sending people there to join a dead site seemed wrong and/or unfair. We’ll hold out hope RD gets back on it’s feet, but for now it joins the ranks of ManicJane, FatalBeauty, SpicePlay, CityKittie, PornForPunks, and all the other dead AltPorn sites that once had interesting alternative content we’ve enjoyed.

These statistics are best evaluated as relative, rather than absolute. If you feel your favorite site gets more visitors, then consider that all sites measured probably get more visitors, as they are all measured with the same criteria. For example, judging by our own internal stats measures AltPorn.net gets an average of 101,000 unique visitors a month, but QuantCast only counts 57,868, and we’re actually Quantified. Here are the AltPorn Estimated Visitors Rankings for mid November, 2009:

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