• – Inkd Vol1
• – Joanna Angel AssFucked
• – Freaky Punk Ass
• – Eat Me Out
• – Kick Ass Chicks #91 – Alt Chicks
• – Pov Punx 5
• – Lesbian Spotlight – Cadence St. John
• – My Favorite Emo Sluts
• – The 3-Way
• – Cumtastic CookOut

Inkd Vol1
Studio: Dirty Diablos
Director: D. Sanchez
Starring: Sergio, Paul, Tony Rubino, Amy Brooke, Carlo Carrera, Indigo Augustine, Jamie Valentine, Gina Hawk

Joanna Angel AssFucked
Studio: Burning Angel Entertainment
Director: Joanna Angel
Starring: Steve Holmes, Mr. Pete, John Strong, Manuel Ferrara, Mick Blue, Joanna Angel, James Deen, Mason Moore

Freaky Punk Ass
Studio: Home Made Canada
Director: Ryan Morel
Starring: Kream, Dave XXX, Vandal Vyxen, Eva Luxuria, Sindy Foxx, Lily Douce, Sassy Meli, Anthony Woods

Eat Me Out
Studio: Burning Angel Entertainment
Director: Joanna Angel
Starring: Sinn Sage, Ladie Lane, Kelly Chaos, Sally Sparrow, Eden Von Sleaze, Lily LaBeau, Jiz Lee, Lexi Belle, Annie Cruz, Taurus

Kick Ass Chicks #91 – Alt Chicks
Studio: Kick Ass
Starring: Rachel Rotten, Miss Kitty, Proxy Paige, Cherry Torn, Coco Velvett, Andy San Dimas, Scarlett Pain, Jandi Lin, Scar, Jade-Blue Eclipse, Emma Mae

Pov Punx 5
Studio: Burning Angel Entertainment
Director: Joanna Angel
Starring: James Deen, Kylee Kross, Katie St. Ives, Krysta Kaos, Shay Ryan, Moretta, Indigo Augustine, Ana Diego

Lesbian Spotlight – Cadence St. John
Studio: Abigail Productions
Starring: Annie Cruz, Charley Chase, Cadence St. John, Sea J. Raw, Phoenix Askani, Jamey Janes

My Favorite Emo Sluts
Studio: Burning Angel Entertainment
Director: Joanna Angel
Starring: Mr. Pete, Phoenix Askani, Moretta Coxxx, Sailor Vega, Skin, Violet Monroe, Tommy Pistol, Mick Blue, Kris Slater, Chad Alva

The 3-Way
Studio: Vivid Premium
Director: David Stanley
Starring: Jada Fire, Anthony Rosano, Barry Scott, Tommy Pistol, Mason Moore, Brooklyn Lee, Xander Corvus, Skin Diamond, Asphyxia Noir

Cumtastic CookOut
Studio: Burning Angel Entertainment
Director: Joanna Angel
Starring: Joanna Angel, Asphyxia, Brittany Lynn, Gabriella, Miss Genocide

Burning Angel just launched their promotional site for L.A. Pink. Spoofs and parodies are very popular in porn right now and who would be better to do the fuck version of TLC’s L.A. Ink? Joanna Angel makes for a more plausible Kat Von D knockoff than most of the porn spoofs manage to cast and hopefully the High Voltage Tattoo crew have the right sense of humor to take this release for what it is. Although, from watching the show, I would bet they won’t.

Burning Angel’s new L.A. Pink promo site is nicely done and features trailers for the DVD, along with lots of free sample galleries, including behind the scenes shots and hot pics of the cast in each of their scenes. The Misty Dawn scene looks worth the price all on it’s own, although I think they could have easily found a more heavily inked woodsman than James Deen. I think she’s one of the hottest girls in all of smut right now. KittyTwo might fight me to put Draven (who they call ‘Nicole Sevvven’ for some reason in the galleries) in that top spot though. The downloads area offers banners and sexy wallpapers of the cast, although oddly enough nobody seems to have noticed have wrong URL (LAPinxxx.com?) on the wallpapers, and the promo site also features a news blog that, given the size of this production and all the people they have involved in this project so far, surprisingly still doesn’t have any news on it. But, the L.A. Pink site does give you a good idea of what to expect from the DVD and on the overall is slick and good looking.

I really like that they put so much energy and resource into making L.A. Pink. They got a great cast, the locations are well designed, and the sex looks like it will be action packed and fun to watch. But, there is a fine line between good natured parody and mean spirited mockery and from what I’ve seen so far, this production doesn’t seem to stay far enough on the good side of that. Knowing a thing or two about the tattoo world and the altporn DVD audience, I don’t expect the viewers will mind an undertone of petty bitter competitive jealousy though.

The film stars Mandy Morbid and her real life partner Zak Sabbath. Mandy started off as a Suicide Girl under the alias Adria and transitioned into porn with her first non-sex role as a chorus girl in Bullets & Burlesque (2007), also directed by Profane. Since then she has appeared in two other porns doing sex scenes including Shades of Romona (2008) and Young Hollywood (2008).

In Hospital, Mandy plays Lucy, a punk chick who is admitted against her will into a creepy mental hospital where she is to undergo archaic treatments for her sexual deviancy. The film oscillates between the asylum and flashbacks of her life.

Hospital begins with a prelude with Lucy sucking a very huge cock (or at least it appears to be so with the morphed camera lens and stark spotlight halo that illuminates only her and said cock, with the background in blackness). A distorted electronic voice-over of a woman commences chronicling Lucy’s aberrant psychosexual behavior that is symptomatic “in its repetitive nature and inevitability”. She then awakes to find herself on a hospital gurney.

Lucy wanders the long, ill-lit halls and soon finds herself a voyeur to a naughty nurse scene between Caroline Pierce and Sochee Mala. Both girls have piercings and tattoos, but are not what I would describe as nonconformist or alternative. The performances lack enthusiasm using the typical type of girl-girl action: pussy licking, fingering and a strap-on. The scene ends, then Lucy undergoes a flashback.

Lucy and her boyfriend (Zak Sabbath) go to celebrate scoring some cash after a con-job on Kimberly Kane. This scene is hot as the couple fuck like pros and Mandy’s voluptuous body bounces with enthusiasm. Zak sports a wicked tattoo on the side of his head that was attacked by a zealous barber. The scene ends with a tit-fuck and then Jak pours candy hearts on Mandy’s sticky naked hot-bod. At one point during the scene there is happy Doris Day style music playing as they kiss and embrace in a mockery of “family values” ideology and the sweetheart candies are perhaps evocative of this.

Back at the hospital, Lucy is cuffed to the shower by one of the nurses and symbolically purified with a water torture treatment.

The scene then flashes back again as Mandy passes Marie McCray (both wearing identical Asian-styled dresses) in a stairwell where they pull a switcheroo and exchanges wigs. Marie then enters a room in an abandoned warehouse where Daniel is playing a video game. Marie removes her wig to reveal her strawberry blond pigtails and begins to seduce Daniel. There is nothing alternative about Marie, except for her striped stockings and funky shoes, but she is a pretty sweet. Daniel is a great performer and he has amazing stamina. He is genuinely passionate through-out his performance and seems to inspire the same in his co-star. I love the way he man-handles Marie with playful choking and spanking. The scene is shot from several great angles including high above which gives you a strange voyeuristic bird’s eye view of the action. Several times during the scene, it cuts back to the two nurses who are monitoring the action and taking notes.

The scene ends and we cut back to Lucy who has a strange spiked helmet on her head. She awaits her impending therapy, in which Dr. Profane intends to cut a hole in her skull to drain excess the blood. His attempt is halted by a pencil to the skull after Lucy untangles herself from white bandage bondage. She is rescued by Zak and Coco Velvett who speed her off to the nearest sleazy hotel and a fairly hot girl-girl-boy scene ensues.

Hospital is a good attempt at something different within the alt-porn genre. It is stylish with a good use of camerawork and sound elements. Profane doesn’t overuse “avant-garde” aesthetics like distressed film look, jump-cuts, white-outs, or excessive editing techniques that are typical of Eon McKai. On the other hand, it is not as “dark, squalid, and ominous” as I had hoped and there are many missed opportunities within the medical fetish genre that could have been utilized. No straight-jackets or medical paraphernalia to make for the atmospheric mis-en-scene I was hoping for. I was expecting dark and creepy, like Chad Michael Ward’s Pain Box series sexed up, but instead got Profane’s whacky alter-world with fairly standard porn. Mandy Morbid and Zak are hot, and Daniel is super-fantastic. This is a fairly decent art-porn and more significant (IMHO) than the Psychocandy series.

Director: Benny Profane
Cast: Mandy Morbid, Zak Sabbath, Caroline Pierce, Sochee Mala, Kimberly Kane (Non-sex), Daniel, Marie McCray, Coco Velvett, Benny Profane (Non-sex).