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Sex Clown Sunday, Yes, She Will Fuck the Rubber Chicken

SpiderMike — Sun, 29 Nov 2015 16:28:02 +0000

MissQuinCam is having a sex clown Sunday. She has a giant rack of sex toys and she is very prepared to dominant you. Ever fantasize about getting fucked hard by a sexy clown with a big cock strap-on? MissQuinCam has got you covered. She says she has a smaller strap-on too, if you are timid. Also, in case you wondering, yes, MissQuinCam can fuck that rubber chicken. Later today, MissQuinCam is thinking about putting up her Christmas lights outside her house, while still in clown makeup. Love the attitude! If you do not live on her block and if you’ve never had a clown with a hot body and perfect perky tits talk dirty to you, you owe it to yourself to get some private time with MissQuinCam or at least register to interact on her free chat and get your Sunday dose of WTF.

Cam Profile:

Name: MissQuinCam
Age: 25
Gender: Female
Sexual Preference: Bisexual
Country: US
Zodiac: Pisces
Appearance
Height: 5’2″ (1.57m)
Weight: 115 lbs (52kg)
Hair Color: Dyed
Eye Color: Hazel
Build: Average
Ethnicity: White
Cup Size: B
Pubic Hair: Bald
Measurements: 34-26-36″ (86-66-91cm)
Kinky Attributes: Feet, Anal, Roleplay, Dominant, Femdom

WTF Live Perverted OhMiBod Clown Torture

KurtLoaded — Sun, 08 Nov 2015 04:28:30 +0000

The WTF factor in this is strong! Right now Partyroomxxx has clown driven bondage forced orgasm torture using a funky audinece led sound-track and the powerful OhMiBod vibrating sex toy. That’s the device that translated sound to internal or clitoral vibrations. So, when the music plays or the viewers tip, this blue and fuscia haired beauty squeals and writhes in her binds. She’s tied with pantyhose and handcuffs and her demented strap-on wearing clown Dom is dancing raucously as she creams all over the toy and the table too. It’s like crazy future porn from when the whole world has lost it’s collective mind. Check Partyroomxxx out right now, it’s oddly addictive and obviously surreal sexuality.

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AVN Awards: AVN Still Clueless on Alt, BurningAngel Still Awesome

BedaHoydenish — Sat, 07 Dec 2013 02:00:49 +0000

Once again, BurningAngel has swept the AVN Awards with more than 30 nomination. Alternative girls seem to be rocking the AVN Awards in general this year. Some of the hot alt women honored include April Flores, Jiz Lee, Joanna Angel, Belladonna, Annika Amour, Skin Diamond, Arabelle Raphael, Bonnie Rotten, Jessie Lee, Justine Joli, Kleio Valentine, Nikki Hearts, Kelly Shibari, Christy Mack, Courtney Trouble, Dana Dearmond, Asphyxia Noir, Aiden Starr, Andy San Dimas, and Stoya. Some of the hot alt gentlemen honored include James Deen, Wolf Hudson, Xander Corvus, Tommy Pistol, Michael Vegas, Buck Angel, Mr. Pete, and Danny Wylde. I’m sure I’m missing some who others would count or who I just didn’t catch in the long list from the AVN Awards site. For example, I wouldn’t necessarily have picked Justine Joli out, except that BlueBlood has 22 updates of her and BurningAngel has 2, so I’m going to defer to their judgment that she counts. Something about Bonnie Rotten just seems like a conformist regular girl with a lot of tattoos, but she does have a lot of tattoos, so I’m including her too.

But I do have some quibbles. First, I couldn’t find any legit listings (non-torrent) for Penthouse’s Steampunk Alternasluts (nominated for Best Web Premiere), and I’m not going to click on a torrent link in Google, so I’m just guessing from the name that Penthouse must have done something alt there (although not being able to find it buts a question mark next to Best Web Premiere.) Second, how did BurningAngel get nominated for Best Original Song, but not for Best Soundtrack? Third and more significantly, like last year’s AVN Awards Best Alternative Site nominations, I am scratching my head again this year. WTF does AVN think “alternative” means? It seems like that blonde pornstar bleach has gone to their brains. Here are the 2014 AVN Awards nominees for Best Alternative Site: (How are these sites even comparable for an award?)

AVN Best Alternative Website:

Clips4sale.com

CrashPadSeries.com

DivineBitches.com

FattyD.com

InsideAdult.com

JuicyPinkBox.com

Kink.com

MeanBitches.com

SexuallyBroken.com

ShemaleYum.com

ShemaleStrokers.com

Sssh.com

TSPlayground.com

Wasteland.com

WoodRocket.com

Despite the cluelessness on what the alt genre is all about, AVN still honored a lot of cool hard-working alternative performers and other creative people. Maybe the plus here is that alt is becoming sufficiently recognized that it is not ghettoized into one little category, but can win across the board. Here we are all rooting for BurningAngel to take home the wins again.

Here is an assortment of the good AVN Award nominations: (according to me)

2014 AVN Award Nominees

VIDEO
All-Girl Performer of the Year:
Justine Joli

BBW Performer of the Year:
April Flores
Kelly Shibari
Courtney Trouble

Best Actor:
James Deen, Watch Over Me, Digital Playground
Tommy Pistol, Evil Head, BurningAngel/Vouyer
Michael Vegas, Rebound, Wicked Passions

Best All-Girl Group Sex Scene:
Belladonna: No Warning 8, Belladonna/Evil Angel; Lia Lor, Lea Lexis & Leilani Leeane
Brazzers Presents: The Parodies 3, Brazzers; Lexi Belle, Christy Mack, Bonnie Rotten & Gia DiMarco
Sweet, Taliah Mac, Annabelle Lee, Ashlynn Leigh, Shyla Jennings&Annika Amour

Best All-Girl Release
Girls Will Be Boys, Belladonna/Evil Angel
Rooftop Lesbians: Going Up to Go Down, BurningAngel/Vouyer

Best All-Girl Series
Belladonna: No Warning, Belladonna/Evil Angel

Best All-Sex Release
Trashy, Rock Star/Adam & Eve

Best Anal Release
Rock & Roll In My Butthole 3, BurningAngel/Vouyer

Best Anal Sex Scene
Skin, Elegant Angel Productions; Skin Diamond & L.T.
What an Asshole, Belladonna/Evil Angel; Dana DeArmond & James Deen

Best Art Direction
Evil Head, BurningAngel/Vouyer
Underworld, Wicked Pictures
The Walking Dead: A Hardcore Parody, BurningAngel/Vouyer

Best Boy/Girl Sex Scene
Deep Pussy, Darkko Productions/Evil Angel; Skin Diamond & Prince Yahshua
Forsaken, DV Productions/Evil Angel; Ash Hollywood & Michael Vegas
Planting Seeds 3, Smash Pictures; Christy Mack & Toni Ribas
Skin Tight, Wicked Pictures; Dani Daniels & James Deen
The Temptation of Eve, New Sensations Erotic Stories; Bailey Blue & Xander Corvus
Ultimate Fuck Toy: Kennedy Leigh, Jules Jordan Video; Kennedy Leigh & James Deen
Wolverine: An Axel Braun Parody, VividXXXSuperheroes; Andy San Dimas & Tommy Gunn

Best Cinematography
Evil Head, BurningAngel/Vouyer; Mike Quasar
Underworld, Wicked Pictures; Francois Clousot

Best Comedy
Band Sluts, BurningAngel/Vouyer
Blondes Do It Better, BurningAngel/Vouyer
Clown Porn: The Parody, Blue Circus/Pulse

Best Director – Feature
Band Sluts, BurningAngel/Vouyer; Joanna Angel
Underworld, Wicked Pictures; Brad Armstrong

Best Director – Non-Feature
The Gang Bang of Bonnie Rotten, Digital Sin; Eddie Powell
Trashy, Rock Star/Adam & Eve; David Lord

Best Director – Parody
Evil Head, BurningAngel/Vouyer; Doug Sakmann
The Walking Dead: A Hardcore Parody, BurningAngel/Vouyer; Joanna Angel & Tommy Pistol

Best Double Penetration Sex Scene
Descent, Dana Vespoli/Evil Angel; Dana Vespoli, Alec Knight & Danny Wylde
Evil Head, BurningAngel/Vouyer; Joanna Angel, Tommy Pistol &Danny Wylde
Skin, Elegant Angel Productions; Skin Diamond, Marco Banderas & Prince Yahshua
Wet Asses, Jules Jordan Video; Shena Shaw, Ramon Nomar & Mr. Pete
Wet Asses 2, Jules Jordan Video; Veruca James, James Deen & Ramon Nomar

Best Drama
Underworld, Wicked Pictures

Best DVD Extras
Underworld, Wicked Pictures

Best Editing
Clown Porn: The Parody, Blue Circus/Pulse; Dick Chibbles
Underworld, Wicked Pictures; Scott Allen
The Walking Dead: A Hardcore Parody, Burning Angel Entertainment; Sonny Malone

Best Girl/Girl Sex Scene
Beyond Fucked: A Zombie Odyssey; Smash Pictures; Bonnie Rotten & Nikki Hearts
Bitchcraft 9, Jake Malone/Evil Angel; Andy San Dimas & Chanel Preston
Girls Will Be Boys, Belladonna/Evil Angel;Ash Hollywood & Aiden Ashley
Paint, Girlfriends Films; Dana DeArmond & Veruca James
The Walking Dead: A Hardcore Parody, BurningAngel/Vouyer; Skin Diamond & Kleio Valentien

Best Gonzo Release
Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom, Vivid Celeb
Inked Angels, Kevin Moore/Evil Angel
Jack Attack, Digital Playground
James Deen’s Sex Tapes: Off Set Sex, James Deen/Evil Angel

Best Group Sex Scene
Bridesmaids, Digital Playground; Jesse Jane, Stoya, Kayden Kross, Brooklyn Lee & Johnny Sins
The Devil’s Gang Bang: LIsa Ann vs. Chanel Preston, Devil’s Film; Chanel Preston, Danny Wylde,
The Gang Bang of Bonnie Rotten, Digital Sin; Bonnie Rotten, Karlo Karerra, Tony DeSergio, Mick Blue & Jordan Ash
Gangbanged 5, Elegant Angel Productions; Jada Stevens, Erik Everhard, James Deen, Jon Jon, Mr. Pete, Prince Yahshua, Ramon Nomar, John Strong & Julius Ceazher
The Madison’s Mad Mad Circus, Kelly Madison/Juicy; Christy Mack, Kelly Madison, Kendra Lust, Anikka Albrite, Brooklyn Chase, Jacky Joy, Romi Rain & Ryan Madison
Orgy University, Vivid Entertainment Group; Sarah Shevon, Skin Diamond, Aiden Starr, Dana DeArmond, Veruca James,James Deen, Jon Jon, Mr. Pete & Tommy Pistol
Hall, Aiden Ashley, Aaliyah Love, Ike Diezel, Travis Varjak, Jack Nixon, Lemy Metal & Porno Dan
Performers of the Year 2013, Elegant Angel Productions; Lily Carter, Ramon Nomar, Erik Everhard, James Deen, Alex Gonz, Toni Ribas, Jon Jon & Bill Bailey
Pump My Ass Full of Cum 3, Jules Jordan Video; Amy Brooke, Mark Wood, Chris Strokes & John Strong
Six in Me 2, Smash Pictures; Sarah Shevon, Danny Wylde, Mark Anthony, Marco Banderas, Logan Pierce & Evan Stone
Skin Diamond:No Limits, Zero Tolerance Entertainment; Skin Diamond, Billy Glide, John Strong, Mark Wood, Tommy Pistol & Will Powers
The Walking Dead: A Hardcore Parody, BurningAngel/Vouyer; Joanna Angel, Kleio Valentien, Larkin Love, Arabelle Raphael, Danny Wylde, Tommy Pistol & Wolf Hudson

Best Interracial Release
Dark Meat 5, Belladonna/Evil Angel

Best Makeup
Beyond Fucked: A Zombie Odyssey, Smash Pictures; Melissa Makeup & Andrea Wiersma
Clown Porn: The Parody, Blue Circus/Pulse; Dick Chibbles
Evil Head, BurningAngel/Vouyer; Melissa Makeup
The Walking Dead: A Hardcore Parody, BurningAngel/Vouyer; Andrea Wiserma & Tommy Pietch

Best Marketing Campaign – Company Image
BurningAngel Entertainment

Best Marketing Campaign – Individual Project
Clown Porn: The Parody, Blue Circus/Pulse
Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom, Vivid Celeb
Underworld, Wicked Pictures

Best Music Soundtrack
Trashy, Rocky Star/Adam & Eve
Underworld, Wicked Pictures

Best New Starlet
Christy Mack

Best New Studio
James Deen Productions

Best Non-Sex Performance
Zak Sabbath, Devil on a Chain, Vivid Entertainment Group

Best Oral Sex Scene
Facial Overload 3, Darkko Productions/Evil Angel; Bonnie Rotten
Joanan Angel: Orgasm Addict, BurningAngel/Vouyer; Joanna Angel [scene 5]
Skin, Elegant Angel Productions; Skin Diamond [scene 1]
Suck Balls 3, Darkko Productions/Evil Angel; Larkin Love

Best Original Song
Band Sluts, BurningAngel/Vouyer; “Gimme Some Pants” by Joanna Angel and the Gigolos

Best Packaging
Underworld, Wicked Pictures

Best Parody – Comedy
Evil Head, BurningAngel/Vouyer
The Walking Dead: A Hardcore Parody, BurningAngel/Vouyer
Welcome Back Kotter XXX: A DreamZone Parody, DreamZone/Vantage

Best POV Release
P.O.V. Punx 7: Big Boob Edition, BurningAngel/Vouyer

Best POV Sex Scene
Lesbian Anal P.O.V. 2, DV Productions/Evil Angel; Bonnie Rotten & Dana Vespoli
P.O.V. Punx 7: Big Boob Edition, BurningAngel/Vouyer; Vyxen Steel&James Deen
Schoolgirl POV 9, New Sensations; Riley Reid & Xander Corvus

Best Safe Sex Scene
Girl/Boy, DV Productions/Evil Angel; Jiz Lee & Manuel Ferrara
Hotel No Tell, Wicked Pictures; Bonnie Rotten & Erik Everhard
Hotel No Tell, Wicked Pictures; Kaylani Lei & James Deen
Rekindled, Wicked Pictures; Ash Hollywood, Tommy Pistol & Prince Yahshua

Best Screenplay
Band Sluts, BurningAngel/Vouyer; Joanna Angel & Spock Buckton
Underworld, Wicked Pictures; Brad Armstrong

Best Screenplay – Parody
The Walking Dead: A Hardcore Parody, BurningAngel/Vouyer; Joanna Angel & Tommy Pistol

Best Solo Sex Scene
Ass Wide Open 2, Belladonna/Evil Angel; Lea Lexis

Best Special Effects
Evil Head, BurningAngel/Vouyer
Underworld, Wicked Pictures

Best Star Showcase
I Am Christy Mack, Pornstar Empire/Exile
Joanan Angel:Kinky Fantasies, BurningAngel/Vouyer
Skin, Elegant Angel Productions

Best Supporting Actor
Xander Corvus, Underworld, Wicked Pictures
Mr. Pete, The Stripper 2, Sweet Sinner/Mile High
Derrick Pierce, Underworld, Wicked Pictures

Best Supporting Actress
Dana DeArmond, Orgy University, Vivid Entertainment Group
Stoya, Code of Honor, Digital Playground

Best Tease Performance
Hot Body Ink, Elegant Angel Productions; Bonnie Rotten
Trashy, Rock Star/Adam & Eve; Christy Mack

Best Three-Way Sex Scene – B/B/G
Anikka, Hard X/O.L. Entertainment; Anikka Albrite, James Deen & Ramon Nomar
Band Sluts, BurningAngel/Vouyer; Draven Star, Tommy Pistol & Danny Wylde
Welcome Back, Kotter XXX: A DreamZone Parody, DreamZone/Vantage; Mia Gold, Tommy Pistol & Jon Jon
Whore’s Ink, Darkko Productions/Evil Angel; Bonnie Rotten, Billy Glide & Bill Bailey
Wolverine XXX: An Axel Braun Parody, VividXXXSuperheroes; Allie Haze, Xander Corvus & Derrick Pierce

Best Three-Way Sex Scene – G/G/B
Anal Corruption, Kevin Moore/Evil Angel; Jada Stevens, Remy LaCroix & Mr. Pete
I Am Christy Mack, Pornstar Empire/Exile; Christy Mack, Bailey Blue & Toni Ribas
Obedience School, Kevin Moore/Evil Angel; Bonnie Rotten, Gia DiMarco & Danny Wylde
Underworld, Wicked Pictures; Jessica Drake, Asphyxia Noir & Toni Ribas
Weapons of Ass Destruction 7, Jules Jordan Video; Gabriella Paltrova, Zoey Monroe & James Deen

Best Wall-to-Wall Release
Whore’s Ink, Darkko Productions/Evil Angel

Director of the Year
Joanna Angel

Female Performer of the Year
Dana DeArmond
Skin Diamond
Bonnie Rotten

Mainstream Star of the Year
Buck Angel
Joanna Angel
James Deen
Stoya
Danny Wylde

Male Performer of the Year
Xander Corvus
James Deen
Tommy Pistol

Most Outrageous Sex Scene
Evil Head, BurningAngel/Vouyer; Kleio Valentien in “Double Pine-etration”
Fluid, DV Productions/Evil Angel; Justine Joli, Aiden Starr, Dana Vespoli & Chad Diamond in “Zero Gimp Thirty”
Snail Trails, Belladonna/Evil Angel; Kristina Rose & Chastity Lynnin “Lesbo Basting”
Squirtamania 32, Porno Dan/Pure Play; Andy San Dimas & Porno Danin “Sippin’ on Some Slit-zurp”

Unsung Starlet of the Year
Jessie Lee
Proxy Paige
Arabelle Raphael

Best Live Chat Website
Chaturbate.com
MyFreeCams.com
Streamate.com

Best Membership Website:
BurningAngel.com

Best Porn Star Website
Joanna Angel (JoannaAngel.com)

Best Solo Girl Website:
Kayla-Jane Danger (MyDollParts.com)
Ariel Rebel (ArielRebel.com)
Austin White (MyAustinWhite.com)

Best Web Premiere:
Girl Pile, QueerPorn.TV
Steampunk Alternasluts, Penthouse.com

BlueBlood: Wet Sexy Solo Clown Porn with Annika Amour

Truant — Sun, 29 Sep 2013 03:37:53 +0000

Annika Amour appears in this crazy clown-centric layout for BlueBlood‘s BarelyEvil today and… just wow. Annika Amour is surrounded by creepy colorful clown dolls and with a wicked Goth girl smile she raises her beautiful legs and fucks her wet pussy with a Krusty the Clown figurine. I love the mischievous looks they got in this hot series and Annika Amour is in top form! Plus, I really like the wacky outfit, hot black high heels, big spikes plastic bow in her hair and a fancy black and silver sequin top. As always, I love the irreverent creativity from the BlueBlood crew and I can’t help but think how great it would be to have sex with Annika in that hanging chair. I might need a few less clowns watching me though.

Blue Blood writes:

The new season of The Simpsons starts this weekend, so this shoot Forrest Black and I did of Annika Amour is very timely. The new season is as star-studded as always, with appearances from folks of interest including Stan Lee, Elisabeth Moss, Aaron Sorkin, Daniel Radcliffe, Kristen Wiig, and Harlan Ellison. According to IMDB, “Krusty’s TV show is overshadowed by his shameless willingness to license his likeness to virtually any type of product, including (but not limited to) children’s toys, breakfast cereal, pork products, alarm clocks, medicine (which was the secret ingredient in a briefly popular drink called the Flaming Moe), cosmetics, posters, legal forms, a home pregnancy test, crowd control barriers, DVDs of his TV show (with audio commentary), and at least two musical albums: “S’Wonderful, S’Marvelous, S’Krusty,” and “Krustophenia.” He also lends his likeness to the Krusty Burger fast food chain”. In addition, Krusty the Clown’s “sexual fetishes kept the Kwik-E-Mart in business during its early years”, so I suspect Krusty would be very happy to see one of his licensed products in a pussy as beautiful as Annika’s.
–Amelia G

VeraBaby Does Clown Style for her Big Birthday

KurtLoaded — Thu, 01 Aug 2013 05:51:35 +0000

VeraBaby is all done up super jellybean clown style for her 22nd birthday, including the tiniest magic scarf skirt that hardly hides her spectacular bare pussy and she keeps flashing her fantastic ass too, but most of all, I love her beautiful make-up. The rainbow hair and crazy hat are very cool too. Her chatroom has a very festive party vibe and she’s doing really sexy things to her cupcake with her talented tongue. And now she’s smearing cupcakes all over her milky pale body! Wow, you have to get in there right now. It’s super fun time.

Sexy Cam Girl writes:

Name: VeraBaby
CamScore: 7684.5
Gender: Female
Body Type: Average
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Hair: Always Different
Eyes: Variable
Weight: 110 pounds
Height: 67 inches
Age: 22
City: Gotham
Country: Canada
Sexual Preference: Bisexual
Drink: Light
Drugs: Experimented
Marital Status: Single
Favorite Food: Breakfast
Pets: Lucifer the Cat

Deviant Nation: Apnea – Coulrophobia

EdRoth — Thu, 12 Oct 2006 04:00:43 +0000

Apnea, I hate to break this to you, but that’s not the way to blow up a balloon. You keep trying, though. I like the cut of your jib, and Deviant Nation will do well with up and comers like yourself.

Deviant Nation writes:

Photographer: Ursulla

Some people have a phobia of clowns. Apnea might change their minds.