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BurningAngel: Behind the scenes of ‘A Nightmare Before XXXmas’

Steve Etcetera — Sun, 22 May 2016 01:25:38 +0000

It’s become a bit of a Christmas tradition. For the last few years, our favorite hoe, hoe, hoes at BurningAngel have been filling their fans’ stockings with a special Christmas scene, a sort of (burning) angel on top of the colorful Christmas tree. 2015 was the turn of Tim Burton’s ‘A Nightmare Before Christmas’ to get the xxx treatment.

If you saw it, you’ll certainly remember the ghoulish blue hue of Joanna Angel’s skin, especially because it made her pussy look so very, very pink by contrast. Those of you with an eye for satorial elegance, such as myself, will probably also remember the wonderful cut of Small Hands’ black-and-white striped Jack Skellington suit, complete with a dashingly devilish bow tie, as much as you do the way his cock seemed even meatier than normal when he’s dressed up like an elegant skeleton.

This behind-the-scenes footage gives those BurningAngel über-fans who’ve been good boys and girls the chance to watch the first couple of altporn as they wrap up their horny Christmas gift. And don’t worry, it doesn’t spoil the magic.

Burning Angel writes:

What’s this? Oh shit! Erections in the air.
My dick, my dick! White exploding everywhere.
What’s this? What’s this?
I won’t get it in your eye its thick and creamy suck on this, I’ll pull your hair.
Come suck my dick underneath the night sky.
We’ll suck and we’ll fuck under the holiday moonlight.
Your breasts – they’re real! I like the way they feel.
Oh look, a bush! I’ll eat it like a fuckin’ meal.
Your dress my dear its ripping at the seams, I think I know just what that means you want my dick and all my SEMEN…
You like it, you want it. You wanna hop up on it
So what happens next?
Hop into my arms let have hot rag doll and skeleton sex!

GodsGirls: Hydra Wants Us To Have a Fuckable Tim Burton Christmas

Jinq — Thu, 24 Dec 2015 20:00:13 +0000

When Christmas is coming, I just imagine Tim Burton thinking of another crazy idea in his comfortable mansion. But he has a lot of fans, especially this Christmas. Well Hydra is one hot fan that Tim Burton would love to have under his Christmas tree. I know I would have here there, and on the floor, and in my bedroom and in several other places. But seriously, GodsGirls Hydra is extremely pretty. She has splendid big eyes and a nice pair of tits. Although they are quite small, I know that I would like to suck on them this Christmas. Now I think that Hydra loves handmade necklaces, or maybe she has some weird gagging techniques, which I would personally love to see. Anyway, her face is simply gorgeous. It reminds me of Sally from Nightmare Before Christmas. Man would I fuck her hard. And I wouldn’t mind looking at her from above while she plays with my balls. Mmm Sally.. I mean Hydra. I would love to fuck that sweet ass of yours this Holiday.

GodsGirls writes:

Name Hydra
Age 999
Gender basilisk
Relationship Status Single
Sexy Orientation Crooked
Occupation Making your hair pretty.
Location Smalltown
Sign Cancer
About Me Long legged terminally awkward Cancerian who smokes too much weed. Expert dabbler in arts and crafts, cross stitching, cooking, cosmetology and video game addict. Self proclaimed mildly agoraphobic but I love a good adventure.
Why Im a GodsGirl Butts, boobs, community, body positivity and because I’m awesome.
Superhero Power Telekinesis
Sexual fantasy ALL OF THEM!?
Weapon of Choice MACHETE and my wit
Hobbies Painting. Drawing. Anything artsy. Bike riding. Smoking reefer! Drinking craft beer. Drinking in general. Cross stitching. Hiking/adventures. COOKING.
Movies American Pyscho. Beetlejuice. Seven. Evil Dead (1+2). Army of Darkness. Planet Terror. True Romance. Ginger Snaps (Back and the Beginning). The Faculty. There are few movies I don’t like…BooksWe need to make books cool again. If you go home with somebody and they don’t have books, don’t fuck them.
Food Mochi. Mac and cheese. Sushi. DESSERT. Avocados. Berries. I will literally try anything once…
Goals Learn to use a sewing machine!
My Website motherofperil.tumblr.com

Deviant Nation: Roz: Naughty Santa

Truant — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 03:00:00 +0000

Looks like Deviant Nation‘s Roz didn’t get that pony she asked for, so here are her blackmail pictures of dear old Saint Nick putting himself on the naughty little boys list. Roz seems to have set up the camera herself and left the generous fat man some treats that were not your average milk and cookies. Or, perhaps Santa leaked these to revitalize his image like Paris Hilton. I can see him now, rollin’ up off that rooftop singing himself some jolly groupie love songs. I wonder if the Claus’ are polyamorous? It might explain a lot.

Deviant Nation writes:

Roz got an early visit from Santa. I just hope he recovers for xmas eve tomorrow night.
Photographer: Roz