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GodsGirls: Kvlt and the Nutcracker

Ella DKay — Thu, 22 Dec 2016 23:22:44 +0000

Kvlt is celebrating her her one year anniversary as a model at GodsGirls. Hurray!

This special set has a very nice theme, our dear model is dressed as a princess, wearing a white shirt and a soft pink ballerina tutu skirt. The makeup is subtle and playful and fits the scene just right.

As most of previous sets, this one also has a special guest, and since it’s the season to be jolly, the guest is the nutcracker. I must say I really enjoy her passion for these little fellas.

After taking a few poses and kissing her little nutcracker, she takes of her shirt, revealing her big pale breasts. Then she takes of her tutu and gets more acquainted with the nutcracker, and plays around with a little ax.

Merry XXXmas and happy anniversary!

GodsGirls writes:

Today is a very very special day to me and I’m so very excited to be celebrating it with you guys! One year ago today I woke up at like 5 AM to see that I had made it through Purgatory and that I was a GodsGirl

BurningAngel: Behind the scenes of ‘A Nightmare Before XXXmas’

Steve Etcetera — Sun, 22 May 2016 01:25:38 +0000

It’s become a bit of a Christmas tradition. For the last few years, our favorite hoe, hoe, hoes at BurningAngel have been filling their fans’ stockings with a special Christmas scene, a sort of (burning) angel on top of the colorful Christmas tree. 2015 was the turn of Tim Burton’s ‘A Nightmare Before Christmas’ to get the xxx treatment.

If you saw it, you’ll certainly remember the ghoulish blue hue of Joanna Angel’s skin, especially because it made her pussy look so very, very pink by contrast. Those of you with an eye for satorial elegance, such as myself, will probably also remember the wonderful cut of Small Hands’ black-and-white striped Jack Skellington suit, complete with a dashingly devilish bow tie, as much as you do the way his cock seemed even meatier than normal when he’s dressed up like an elegant skeleton.

This behind-the-scenes footage gives those BurningAngel über-fans who’ve been good boys and girls the chance to watch the first couple of altporn as they wrap up their horny Christmas gift. And don’t worry, it doesn’t spoil the magic.

Burning Angel writes:

What’s this? Oh shit! Erections in the air.
My dick, my dick! White exploding everywhere.
What’s this? What’s this?
I won’t get it in your eye its thick and creamy suck on this, I’ll pull your hair.
Come suck my dick underneath the night sky.
We’ll suck and we’ll fuck under the holiday moonlight.
Your breasts – they’re real! I like the way they feel.
Oh look, a bush! I’ll eat it like a fuckin’ meal.
Your dress my dear its ripping at the seams, I think I know just what that means you want my dick and all my SEMEN…
You like it, you want it. You wanna hop up on it
So what happens next?
Hop into my arms let have hot rag doll and skeleton sex!

BurningAngel: The Nightmare Before XXXmas

Ella DKay — Thu, 24 Dec 2015 00:00:54 +0000

Hoe, Hoe, Hoe! Christmas it’s here, and with a hell of a special: The Nightmare before XXXmas.

Made as a parody to Tim Burton’s Nightmare before Christmas, Burning Angel‘s Nightmare Before XXXmas is surely going to make a lot of people wet themselves. The artists put very much effort into the characters and acting and as a fan of the film I must say is a well-done parody. Sally’s got a tight pussy, and she plays alone on Xmas with nothing but a purple dildo, when Jack cums with a hard-on to her rescue. I must say I liked the song very much, is both funny and arousing, and the way the two characters fall for one another is beyond pretty. The rest is just “hot ragged doll and skeleton sex”. Merry XXXmas!

Burning Angel writes:

What’s this? Oh shit! Erections in the air.
My dick, my dick! White exploding everywhere.
What’s this? What’s this?

I won’t get it in your eye its thick and creamy suck on this, I’ll pull your hair.

Come suck my dick underneath the night sky.
We’ll suck and we’ll fuck under the holiday moonlight.
Your breasts – they’re real! I like the way they feel.
Oh look, a bush! I’ll eat it like a fuckin’ meal.
Your dress my dear its ripping at the seams, I think I know just what that means you want my dick and all my SEMEN..

You like it, you want it. You wanna hop up on it
So what happens next?

Hop into my arms let have hot rag doll and skeleton sex!

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BurningAngel: Jessie Lee and Kleio Christmas Gift Threeway

Truant — Thu, 27 Dec 2012 02:50:26 +0000

Now that the most Holy birthday party is wrapped up and we can all get a much needed break from the fam, it’s time to look at some sexiness and treat ourselves for a change. Kleio and Jessie Lee unwrap the sexy little BurningAngel newcomer Sierra Cure in this cute lesbian Christmas porn three-way series. There is certainly nothing wrong with finding three hot tattooed blondes rolling around together under the tree! I would be more convinced on the ‘lesbian’ front if there wasn’t quite so much 80’s style mouths near vaginas, rather than actual licking, but maybe a video would prove me wrong. Either way, these girls are hot and it’s sweet to see them climbing over each other, giving the viewer a lot of tasty angles to enjoy, along with a few otherwise hidden tattoos to discover.

Joanna Angel will also be appearing on The Robin Byrd Show this Saturday, the 29th of December. Robin Byrd is most well known for her role in adult cinema classic Debbie Does Dallas and apparently her show is a New York cult hit. “I’m excited to be a part of one of the most iconic cable shows in New York City history,” says Joanna. “I hope my east coast fans will come to The Cutting Room to check and it out and make some history with me.” I don’t know if there is any way to catch the show outside the New York metropolitan area or if there is any way to check it out online, but if you are in the area Joanna would like you to come out and see it live.

Burning Angel writes:

Kleio and Jessie got exactly what they wanted for Christmas: a brand new BurningAngel girl! Her name is Sierra and she’s the new edition to the tattooed blonde-tourage on BurningAngel. Everyone give her a nice warm welcome! Merry Christmas, everyone!!!

Starring: Sierra Cure, Kleio, Jessie Lee

BombshellBrats: Nova-T-Apocalypse Christmas

Truant — Thu, 30 Dec 2010 20:43:07 +0000

AltPorn star Nova T Apocalypse is all ready for Christmas in her dirty hot third Bombshell Brats appearance. This hot holiday set is a real treat for Nova fans and probably a hit with the hard working Elves of the North Pole too. She’s all decked out in her green and red, with sexy matching buckle top candy cane striped stockings in front of the glittering tree. She takes a break from decorating the traditional stockings and puts on a naughty show for the camera where she ends up melting her rainbow candy canes in her sweet round ass and pink wet pussy. It made me suddenly crave some peppermint candy for myself. I like this hot Christmas themed set from Bombshell Brats and it’s actually the first set I noticed members using the comments to talk about how hot they thought the set was too.

Bombshell Brats writes:

Nova T Apocalypse: Merry Christmas from Nova’s Sweet Ass
Location: pittsburgh / nyc.
Favorite Things: pizza. cartoons. hockey. my cats. animals in general. books. traveling. photography. riding my bmx. sleepovers with missy. taxidermy. butchery. dead animals in general. sick naps. baking. and my hero, carl ethan akeley.
About Me: the official Bombshell Brats page of the Dirt Queen. Scumbag. Drunk. Artist. Klepto. Cowboy. Grifter. Aspiring Taxidermist. New New Yorker. Hockey Fan. Pizza lover.

Joanna Angel: My Naughty-Not-Nice Fuckfest

Truant — Mon, 20 Dec 2010 22:34:52 +0000

Joanna Angel doesn’t celebrate Christmas, but in the spirit of giving, she always comes up with some hot holiday themed porn for her members. This time is was James Deen giving the gifts in the form of a dirty Elf gangbang. Joanna Angel really gets her stockings stuffed taking on all three big cocks and ends up a happy slushy mess. I could wish for more alternative guys on Burning Angel, but watching pink haired altporn princess Joanna getting unwrapped and thoroughly banged out is a real treat.

Joanna Angel writes:

I was stuck at a really boring house party last week; everyone was lame and the house was decorated with all these really tacky Christmas decorations. I couldn’t wait to go home. James knew I was bored, though…so to cheer me up, he arranged for a fuckfest with 3 of my favorite cocks! I don’t celebrate Christmas, but it sure felt like a celebration this year!

xoxo
Joanna Angel

GodsGirls: Santas Babe Krissie

Truant — Mon, 20 Dec 2010 22:10:06 +0000

Sexy and enthusiastic new girl Krissie kicks off the gifting season for GodsGirls with her second D.I.Y. set. Krissie can’t seem to wait for actual Christmas, so she breaks into her hot gifts early to find cute new lingerie and a few bright red sex toys, which she puts to immediate use for the camera. I could wish for a few more pictures of her using her new jelly buttplug and that slick compact vibrator, only because more is better, but what she does show in this set is naughty and really hot. I really like her blog / journal too. She talks about dressing up as her Toll Shaman or Night Elf WoW characters to go wait in line for World of Warcraft Catalysmand her plans for BlizzCon, along with posting hot and explicit sex pictures from her honeymoon. I really like Krissie‘s fun attitude.

GodsGirls writes:

WOOO! Two entries in one week! Im so proud of myself for getting back on track…I hope I didnt just jinx myself..

Well since everyone took a liking to my honeymoon sex pictures I thought Id post more! yay Sex!

BUT FIRST you gotta sit here and read my update…

Masuimi Max: Santa Baby

Truant — Mon, 20 Dec 2010 21:42:14 +0000

Alternative pin-up babe Masuimi Max is getting into the naughty Christmas spirit this year and she’s spreading the joy with this free sampling from her hot and playful new Santa’s helper series. I really like her sexy new platinum hair and it looks like she was having a lot of fun shooting these. Also, be sure to heck out mega babe Masuimi Max‘s sexy redesigned solo site iamtrouble for lots more hot new pictures and video.

Masuimi Max writes:

Blonde, Christmas, Fetish, Red Fetish Ballet Heels, Corset

Ivy Snow: Naughty and Nice

Truant — Mon, 20 Dec 2010 21:29:38 +0000

It’s time for the obligatory sexy Santa parade and this year tattoo cutie Ivy Snow has me wanting to put Santa on my lap! She’s got some special toys in her magic bag and it looks like she’s on a mission to put all those nice girls and boy on her naughty list before the holiday is through. We have a special free sample gallery for you to enjoy. Think of it as your own milk and cookies.

Ivy Snow writes:

Ivy Snow has been both Naughty and Nice this Holiday Season

BurningAngel: Krysta Kaos Christmas Surprise

KittyTwo — Tue, 14 Dec 2010 00:45:09 +0000

I like sweaters with snowmen on them. So, if BurningAngel was deciding between giving me a sweater with snowmen on it or two huge cocks to fuck the shit out of, it might be a tough choice. They are very nice cocks, though, in this BurningAngel Christmas Surprise starring Krysta Kaos. They seem to be attached to sort of vanilla guys, but the focus is mostly on gorgeous pixie Krysta Kaos and the nice cocks. I am in love with her hair. Krysta Kaos changes the colors around from time to time, but they are always vibrant and creative. She seems pleased with the Christmas Surprise of two huge cocks to fuck the shit out of and the important thing to remember this holiday season is who the gift is for. Not too bad a gift for the viewer either.

Burning Angel writes:

I gave Krysta the best Christmas present a girl could ever ask for: two huge cocks to fuck the shit out of! I mean, the choices were either that…or a sweater with a snowman on it. I think I made the right choice? Right?

Starring: Krysta Kaos

Photographer: Kelly Lind

Categories: Sex

BurningAngel: Happy Bday, Joanna Angel

Truant — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 01:00:00 +0000

How did that slogan go? A double great feeling making you realize double mint is the one for you. Double fresh. Double smooth. Double delicious to… I don’t remember, but YAOW! Burning Angel does burning anal! I tried one of those tingly mint condoms once and promised to never be bad enough to deserve that torture again! I can’t imagine what a peppermint asshole must feel like. Thank you so much for sacrificing so much for our sexual entertainment Joanna. I’ve seen hot girls fuck candy canes before, but you just went over the top with the big candy cane DP. It’s an instant Christmas classic. You make it look like so much fun. And like the creepy zombie snowman says, Happy Birthday!

BurningAngel writes:

Christmas means a lot of different things to a lot of people: qt with family, gifts, ornamented trees, time off of work, hideous xmas lights, etc. To some even, it still means a celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ! At BurningAngel, Christmas means all of these things, but most importantly, it means…THE BIRTH OF JOANNA ANGEL!