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		<title>Nerdpr0n: Nintendo wheeeee!</title>
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					<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been looking at a lot of sites with pictures of broken plasma screens. Apparently people get VERY excited and end up throwing the Wii controllers through their set. The problem is some sort of design flaw in the controller strap or somesuch, and now I&#8217;m thinking wow, I&#8217;d much rather look at some cuties [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve been looking at a lot of sites with pictures of broken plasma screens. Apparently people get VERY excited and end up throwing the Wii controllers through their set. The problem is some sort of design flaw in the controller strap or somesuch, and now I&#8217;m thinking wow, I&#8217;d much rather look at some cuties shaking her bare ass around than swing my arms wildly at the TV. Actually, I do that anyway, but it&#8217;s usually for CNN. Anyhow, I think <a href='https://altporn.net/link/nerdpr0n.php' target='_blank'>Anna</a> just might be bringing me back around to being interested in this console. Maybe strip NfS Carbon, followed with some swing assistance on Super Swing Golf. That could get cozy.</p>
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    See that big grin on my face? It&#8217;s &#8216;cuz Christmas is here early and I gifted myself with an awesome new video game console <img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/16.0.1/72x72/1f609.png" alt="😉" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /> see it all exclusively at <a href='https://altporn.net/link/nerdpr0n.php' target='_blank'>my site!&#8230;</a>
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