camo-pants – AltPorn.net – alt.porn erotica https://altporn.net Alternative Subculture Erotica - alt.porn Wed, 11 Mar 2015 07:50:59 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.5 BlueBlood: Kellie And Andy And A Fifth Of Jack https://altporn.net/news/2006/09/27/blueblood-kellie-and-andy-and-a-fifth-of-jack/ https://altporn.net/news/2006/09/27/blueblood-kellie-and-andy-and-a-fifth-of-jack/#respond Thu, 28 Sep 2006 04:00:39 +0000 http://altporn.net/2006/09/27/blueblood-kellie-and-andy-and-a-fifth-of-jack/ Domestic bliss can be achieved with liberal application of Jack Daniels. Also, writing “SLUT” on your husband’s chest in fake blood can be a turn-on.

If I ever marry a super-rich hedge fund manager, I am totally doing this to him. And he’s gonna like it.

Kellie and Andy on Blueblood.com

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