bettydd – AltPorn.net – alt.porn erotica https://altporn.net Alternative Subculture Erotica - alt.porn Tue, 10 Mar 2015 10:21:17 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.5 Hello My Slutty Friend, Betty DD https://altporn.net/news/2013/01/26/hello-my-slutty-friend-betty-dd/ https://altporn.net/news/2013/01/26/hello-my-slutty-friend-betty-dd/#respond Sat, 26 Jan 2013 09:14:24 +0000 http://altporn.net/news/?p=25783 BettyDD is greeting people in her chatroom tonight saying, “hello, my slutty friend” and it sounds so charming in her accent. BettyDD has these really unusual stockings on tonight, which look so hot on her. They have this modern look, but they seem vintage at the same time, and go well with the Betty Boop tattoo on her luscious thigh. Tonight, she is playing a soundtrack for her hotness which is heavy on the slow Marilyn Manson sort of sound. I might have said this before, but I would love to bury my face in those beautiful pale-skinned boobs. I do have such a thing for the blue purple indigo hair with the side shaved too. BettyDD can suck pretty sexily too.

Hello My Slutty Friend, Betty DD
BettyDD:

Name: BettyDD
CamScore: 2608.1
Gender: Female
Body Type: Little in the middle
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Green
Weight: 68 kilos
Height: 173 centimeters
Age: 24
Country: Poland
Sexual Preference: Bisexual
Smoke: Light
Drink: Occasional
Drugs: Party
Occupation/Major: psychology
Favorite Food: thai, italian
About Me: ‘ – There’s an old joke – two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of ’em says, ‘Boy, the food at this place is really terrible.’ The other one says, ‘Yeah, I know; and such small portions.’ Well, that’s essentially how I feel about life – full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and unhappiness, and it’s all over much too quickly. The… the other important joke, for me, is one that’s usually attributed to Groucho Marx; but, I think it appears originally in Freud’s ‘Wit and Its Relation to the Unconscious,’ and it goes like this – I’m paraphrasing – um, ‘I would never want to belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member.’ That’s the key joke of my adult life, in terms of my relationships with women.’ (Woody Allen) THAT IS PRETTY MUCH ABOUT ME TOO – I LIKE TRAGUCOMEDY OF LIFE:)
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My Favorite Models: BettyDD EchoValley
Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life: Self education and improving myself to make life better for me and people around me.
Five Things I Can’t Live Without: Chocolate, book, my contacts, chocolate, chocolate:)
Favorite Books: K.Vonnegut ‘Cat’s Cradle’ ,S.Freud ‘Three Essays on the Theory of Sexuality’, Umberto Eco ‘Foucault pendulum’, Gabriel Garcia Marquez ‘One Hundred Years of Solitude’. And a lot of Si-Fi
What I Like To Do For Fun: Work here:)Collecting interesting quotes. Making bubbles from gum. Riding a trolley in supermarkets. Cut my hair…:)Worship deamons:)
Favorite Songs: i like good music with good energy and melody that echos in my heart. Of course i hav an all time love – its Janis Joplin. Bt never the less i can listen even to a hard metal bands like Cannibal Corpse:)
Favorite Movies: ‘Annie Hall’, ‘Everything you ever wanted to know about sex but were afraid to ask’, ‘Blade runner’, all movies of Jim Jarmusch and many more!
Craziest Thing I’ve Ever Done: 3some with girl. Sex on roof. Blowjob in the car while driving:) Last year i jumped from 2 meter wall of snow on my snowboard.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now: I would b traveling around the world
Hobbies: Snowboard, knitting, painting, sometimes poker. I dont consider reading as a hobbie, because i think its obvious that persone reads just not to become a monkey:)
Talents: I can pick up small things from the floor with my toes:)
Perfect Mate: I dont hav a type of perfect mate, bt the main thing i like in men is a sence of humor. Nothing is more important in life than to hav a man who can make u laugh:)
Perfect Date: The one where i get to b myself. get to do crazy stuff and go mad, and b sure that i ll find an associate in u:)
Turn Ons/Offs: Pvt c2c, not a big fan of anal.I like sensual sex. I dont like rude guys, if its not a role play:)
Best Reason to Get to Know Me: I can teach u how to tie a tie:)

Hello My Slutty Friend, Betty DD
]]> https://altporn.net/news/2013/01/26/hello-my-slutty-friend-betty-dd/feed/ 0 BettyDD Purple-Hair Big Boob Bisexual Bilingual Intellectual https://altporn.net/news/2013/01/10/bettydd-purple-hair-big-boob-bisexual-bilingual-intellectual/ https://altporn.net/news/2013/01/10/bettydd-purple-hair-big-boob-bisexual-bilingual-intellectual/#respond Thu, 10 Jan 2013 06:35:11 +0000 http://altporn.net/news/?p=25581 I was really surprised to realize that BettyDD is in Poland. She speaks perfect English, with just a bit of a British-sounding accent, like a sexy accent, but she sounds like a native speaker. She can discourse on Freud and is really into Woody Allen movies and reading and travel. She says her mother was a Russian ballerina and she certainly has some sensual dance moves herself, only BettyDD has both elegance and a sweet curvy body built for sin. BettyDD has the side of her head shaved to the scalp, none of the mere clippers halfway commitment, BettyDD has the real deal. She is listening to Die Antwoord right now — “I think you’re freaky and I like you a lot.” BettyDD, I fink u freeky and I like you a lot.

BettyDD Purple-Hair Big Boob Bisexual Bilingual Intellectual
BettyDD:

Name: BettyDD
CamScore: 2273.7
Gender: Female
Body Type: Little in the middle
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Green
Weight: 68 kilos
Height: 173 centimeters
Age: 24
Country: Poland
Sexual Preference: Bisexual
Smoke: Light
Drink: Occasional
Drugs: Party
Occupation/Major: psychology
Favorite Food: thai, italian
About Me: ‘ – There’s an old joke – two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of ’em says, ‘Boy, the food at this place is really terrible.’ The other one says, ‘Yeah, I know; and such small portions.’ Well, that’s essentially how I feel about life – full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and unhappiness, and it’s all over much too quickly. The… the other important joke, for me, is one that’s usually attributed to Groucho Marx; but, I think it appears originally in Freud’s ‘Wit and Its Relation to the Unconscious,’ and it goes like this – I’m paraphrasing – um, ‘I would never want to belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member.’ That’s the key joke of my adult life, in terms of my relationships with women.’ (Woody Allen) THAT IS PRETTY MUCH ABOUT ME TOO – I LIKE TRAGUCOMEDY OF LIFE:)
Tags: natural boobs, wet pussy, naughty, titsfriendly, cleavage, sexymusic, funny, toys, curvy, tatoos, bisexual, hitachi, tight pussy, green eyes, dance, wankfriendly
My Favorite Models: BettyDD EchoValley
Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life: Self education and improving myself to make life better for me and people around me.
Five Things I Can’t Live Without: Chocolate, book, my contacts, chocolate, chocolate:)
Favorite Books: K.Vonnegut ‘Cat’s Cradle’ ,S.Freud ‘Three Essays on the Theory of Sexuality’, Umberto Eco ‘Foucault pendulum’, Gabriel Garcia Marquez ‘One Hundred Years of Solitude’. And a lot of Si-Fi
What I Like To Do For Fun: Work here:)Collecting interesting quotes. Making bubbles from gum. Riding a trolley in supermarkets. Cut my hair…:)Worship deamons:)
Favorite Songs: i like good music with good energy and melody that echos in my heart. Of course i hav an all time love – its Janis Joplin. Bt never the less i can listen even to a hard metal bands like Cannibal Corpse:)
Favorite Movies: ‘Annie Hall’, ‘Everything you ever wanted to know about sex but were afraid to ask’, ‘Blade runner’, all movies of Jim Jarmusch and many more!
Craziest Thing I’ve Ever Done: 3some with girl. Sex on roof. Blowjob in the car while driving:) Last year i jumped from 2 meter wall of snow on my snowboard.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now: I would b traveling around the world
Hobbies: Snowboard, knitting, painting, sometimes poker. I dont consider reading as a hobbie, because i think its obvious that persone reads just not to become a monkey:)
Talents: I can pick up small things from the floor with my toes:)
Perfect Mate: I dont hav a type of perfect mate, bt the main thing i like in men is a sence of humor. Nothing is more important in life than to hav a man who can make u laugh:)
Perfect Date: The one where i get to b myself. get to do crazy stuff and go mad, and b sure that i ll find an associate in u:)
Turn Ons/Offs: Pvt c2c, not a big fan of anal.I like sensual sex. I dont like rude guys, if its not a role play:)
Best Reason to Get to Know Me: I can teach u how to tie a tie:)

BettyDD Purple-Hair Big Boob Bisexual Bilingual Intellectual

Die Antwoord “I Fink U Freeky” lyrics

Sexy boys
Fancy boys
Playboys
Bad boys
I fink u freeky and I like you a lot

Motherfuckers get buzzed off the spice that I bring
Guess who’s got the party jumpin’?
Glow in the dark rave, aura pumping
It’s nice and different
Yo, fuck the system
My system pumps off its fucking face
Step into my world nou’s jy tuis in paradys
Yo word up to my brother, muis
Pump up your speakers
God se Jesus.
Kyk wies rapping, lekker to the drum
These bad boys like to smack me in the bum
My crew’s blowing up like Chappies bubblegum
Popping in your face, nyaaaa
Yo fuck the rat race my style is rap rave
My crew is kak fresh, so who the fuck cares?
What you fucking think
I’m the type of chick
Who rolls with spif giftige misfits

I fink u freeky and I like you a lot

Hold up!
Whoa, whoa wait a minute-minute
Jesus Christ
Yo my man DJ High Tek
Shit, this motherfucking beat is nice
Back in the day them dwankies didn’t want to believe in us
Little did they know that they was in for a motherfucking big surprise
Left home locked in my Zef Zone
Ready for the test, yo?
What the fuck, I guess so
Hit the overseas
Motherfucker’ heads get blown
Get everything will be free
Like Dr. Dre Beats headphones
When I get home, I lounge on my Zef throne
Make my mummy happy ’cause I get so paid
Making my money rapping over techno rave
I can take you ’round the world
Let’s go babe
When I step up and do my thing I put you in a trance
My Zef motherfucking clique got it going on
Fuck what you think, I do what I want
I can make a million little motherfuckers jump

Jump motherfucker, jump motherfucker jump

Increase the peace
Don’t wreck the party
And fuck da jol up for everybody
Ek’s a laarney, jy’s a gam
Want jy lam innie mang, met jou slang in a man

I fink u freeky and I like you a lot

Now why you loer en kyk gelyk?
Is ek miskien van goud gemake?
You want to fight
You come tonight.
Ek moer jou sleg! So jy hardloop weg.

God Jesus
We come to party
Pump your speakers
Yo, rock your body
In god we trust
You can’t fuck with us
We not talking kak
I’d like to say what’s up

To my sexy boys
And my fancy boys
And my playboys
And my bad boys
And my pretty boys
And my ugly boys
And my naughty boys
We gonna have a nice time kids

I fink u freeky and I like you a lot

BettyDD Purple-Hair Big Boob Bisexual Bilingual Intellectual
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