banana dildo – AltPorn.net – alt.porn erotica https://altporn.net Alternative Subculture Erotica - alt.porn Mon, 30 Jun 2025 06:00:23 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.5 Hankey’s Toys: Slipping on Banana Dildo is A-Peeling https://altporn.net/news/2025/07/09/hankeys-toys-slipping-on-banana-dildo-is-a-peeling/ https://altporn.net/news/2025/07/09/hankeys-toys-slipping-on-banana-dildo-is-a-peeling/#respond Wed, 09 Jul 2025 19:00:58 +0000 https://altporn.net/?p=429183 I love my Hankey’s Toys Banana Dildo. Girthy, but still suitable for vaginal use. Well, the small, which I have, is, and I think the medium would be too. The small is fairly banana sized. But this is Hankey’s Toys we are talking about, so of course this one goes up to an XL, with an insertable length of eleven inches, and a circumference of more than ten inches, so definitely goes up to great anal sizes as well. I suppose having giant Banana Dildos makes the banana-for-scale concept absurdist. (Photo series idea!) I love the way the banana peel is shaped with a nice clit tickler, which is functional, but looks organic in the sculpt. I’m told that the peel in the larger sizes is a nice prostate tickler for gentlemen as well. Speaking of the sculpt, the subtle raw banana texture in the shaft is really beautiful detailed work and feels great, goes in smooth with enough texture to be interesting without slowing you down. I got the extra firm on this customizable toy. If you like firm, as I do, I think Hankey’s Toys has some of the best-feeling firmness, so I’m thrilled to be able to get their premium silicone feel in such a usable toy.

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]]> https://altporn.net/news/2025/07/09/hankeys-toys-slipping-on-banana-dildo-is-a-peeling/feed/ 0 Batsxlizard Gets A Taste Of A Very Special Banana https://altporn.net/news/2021/02/12/batsxlizard-gets-a-taste-of-a-very-special-banana/ https://altporn.net/news/2021/02/12/batsxlizard-gets-a-taste-of-a-very-special-banana/#respond Fri, 12 Feb 2021 12:59:56 +0000 https://altporn.net/?p=229701 Batsxlizard’s profile says her location is „Fairytopia“ and while it isn’t a place I have ever heard of before, I am now convinced that it exists!

The cutie turns her room into a magical wonderland with her beauty and charm! I can’t help but notice all those toys lying right next to her, ready to be used. A moment later, the babe is sucking on her banana. Not an actual one, but a dildo shaped like a banana which she makes look even more delicious than the real thing!

That banana is part of a very delicious show hosted by the adorable Batsxlizard and I am ready to click that convenient „follow“ button every model on Chaturbate has in their profile. It will let me know as soon as the babe is doing another show so I don’t miss out on a single thing!

Batsxlizard Gets A Taste Of A Very Special Banana

Batsxlizard Gets A Taste Of A Very Special Banana

Batsxlizard Gets A Taste Of A Very Special Banana

Batsxlizard writes:

Real Name: Elisabeth
Followers: 55219
Birth Date: July 22, 1997
Age: 23
I am: Female
Interested In: Men, Women, Trans, Couples
Location: Fairytopia
Language(s): Русский, English
Body Type: Petite
Body Decorations: I have a little 🙂

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