This is the kind of game where she can spawn on the coast, see one other “friendly” freshie in a motorcycle helmet, and immediately enter a diplomatic crisis but she does look excellent while doing it. DayZ turns every road into a horror movie because that empty highway either means freedom, a sniper or some guy named xX_BeanBandit_Xx waiting in a bush with a Mosin.

Baddoll has the focused look of someone who knows DayZ etiquette: trust nobody, keep duct tape like it’s holy scripture, never eat unknown fat, and if someone says “friendly?” from behind a wall, she knows that is the opening line of a robbery.

Baddoll writes:

see you lurking? LOOKING FOR ME? I’m a BPD Aussie Baddie come!

Those treats include twerking in front of her second camera and lifting up her top to show off a matching pair of titty tattoos. All of this while she’s playing Fortnite at the same time. It takes me a second to even notice the game, but there’s lots to learn from the way she she making her way through these rounds.

A schoolgirl as naughty as BADDOLL deserves an A+ and that’s exactly the rating I’m giving her entire show.

BADDOLL writes:

HEY <3 i see you lurking? LOOKING FOR ME? I'm a BPD Aussie Baddie come have some fun with me.