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Burning Angel: Skeletons in your Closet!

EdRoth — Tue, 04 Apr 2006 23:20:21 +0000

Hey, remember Anthrax? Of course you do! Scott Ian’s all over VH1. Anyway, they had a great tune on their Spreading the Disease album that this new BA set reminds me of. You should buy that album. Also, I really like making out in closets.

Burning Angel writes:

Wouldn’t it be so cute if Aurie lived in your closet, and helped you pick out what to wear every day? Getting dressed would be so much more pleasant. Do you agree?

Burning Angel: Aurie!

EdRoth — Fri, 10 Feb 2006 17:00:41 +0000

One time I claimed domain over an old girlfriend’s hoohah for Spain. I even planted a little flag. She didn’t like that.

Burning Angel writes:

Aurie says that BA rules her vag….

*sniff*

That’s just so precious. I don’t even know what to say….

Burning Angel: The Birthday of Jesus

EdRoth — Wed, 04 Jan 2006 02:23:09 +0000

I have no fucking clue what’s going on here, but apparently I missed a hell of a party at BurningAngel HQ.

Burning Angel writes:

This weekend is Christmas. I don’t celebrate Christmas, but I would totally convert if it my presents looked more like this. Or This.

Burning Angel: Bathtime!

EdRoth — Sun, 04 Dec 2005 17:00:18 +0000

I have never taken a bubble bath. I have taken a bath where bubbles were involved, but that’s a different sort of thing. Therefore, I must live vicariously through Aurie and her super-nice tittyballs.

Burning Angel writes:

Instead of taking a bath with you, Aurie shared a bubble bath with her Ice-Bots toys. Sorry guys. You just can’t compete with floating inanamate objects with pointy heads.