Feysbian is sitting with the forest-elf vibes as she usually has them, looking like she absolutely belongs in a magical council meeting where someone is about to betray a badger over a treasure card. The board is all glowing forests, little settlements, spooky purple rot clouds and a feeling where the map looks adorable until the king starts coughing evil into the economy.

One minute it’s a cute little quest, next minute someone is burning cards, stacking prestige, catching rot like it’s a seasonal allergy and sprinting for the palace before another player ruins everything with one nasty trickery card. But Feysbian will rule them all!

Feysbian writes:

ADHD disaster girl. Bad at life but good at other things.

One minute it looks like cozy fantasy chess, the next minute the King is coughing up Rot, someone is drawing a Trickery card and the entire forest has become Game of Thrones with paws. I feel like all I’ve seen from the gameplay is a lot of settlement taking but I’m also rather distracted on account of her vibing her mind off with the little toy between her legs that is making her do all kinds of poses.

Prestige? Gone. Gold? Gone. Spirit stones? Probably stolen by a squirrel in a crown. Feysbian has decided to sit down and vibe instead!

Feysbian writes:

ADHD disaster girl. Bad at life but good at other things.

She doesn’t have to wield an actual sword. All she needs is her controller, because this story is taking place in the world of Armello. It’s a turn-based board game RPG that involves coming up with clever strategies and tactics.

Right now the whole chat is warning her about Twiss, the current opponent she’s taken on. Feysbian doesn’t seem the least bit worried as she handles some intense battles with a smile on her face. Even her top comes off to make the view more enticing. Now I’m certain she deserves to rule this world.

Feysbian writes:

ADHD disaster girl. Bad at life but good at other things.