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Bad Dragon: Jerry the Gnome April Fool’s

BedaHoydenish — Mon, 03 Apr 2023 04:48:38 +0000

If you saw Bad Dragon‘s April first post about their new Jerry the Gnome toy, you could be forgiven for assuming it was not real. If you obsessively hit reload on their ready-made inventory page, you can watch the number of gnomes available count down in real time. Every April, Bad Dragon announces a sort of joke toy. Past April one releases have ranged from silicone brass knuckles to a silicone fire hydrant. The April Fools drop is something whimsical and funny. But also you can really order it, only for an incredibly limited time. While I have been writing this post, the remaining Jerry the Gnome toys have ticked down from 29 available to 26 still available. The Nordic lore of the nisse is that they are temperamental fae creatures which usually help with small household and work tasks (or play disturbing pranks.) I’ll leave it to your imagination what tasks Jerry might assist you with.

Jerry
Jerry the Gnome is a naughty little nisse who tends to enjoy deep, moist dwellings as an avid spelunker. On top of that, Jerry also happens to be adorable and hard to resist. It’s not uncommon to find him enjoying a stroll in the woods and enjoying the company of the wee critters there or those camping out in his beard. At night he has the propensity to collect all kinds of odds and ends while villagers are sleeping. A perfect companion to keep nearby, although you may want to keep your dresser drawers shut tightly, he might sneak away with your drawers or your nighty.

Jerry is a little over five strawberries tall and an apple around. He’s not just a great travel companion or sculpture, but for those daring enough to invite this little fella into their bedroom, well, Jerry is your naughty little pleasure Gnome. Handpoured, 100% platinum silicone, and diligently crafted, Jerry is a detailed fella with tiny critters, flowers, and mushrooms in his entourage. You will absolutely fall in love with this wee fella. Get your Jerry the Gnome while he is around for the getting because April Fool’s Day toys disappear quicker than the Holiday itself

GodsGirls: Site Shut Down – April Fools or Rozz Williams?

Truant — Tue, 02 Apr 2013 00:03:46 +0000

GodsGirls.com posted a closure notice on the front of their site “It’s Been Fun…It’s been a great ride, everyone. We’ve loved, we’ve laughed, we’ve cried, we’ve had an amazing run…” See for yourself, here. Of course it’s April Fools Day, so… it’s either true or it’s not, hard to tell which would be funnier. They could go out on April Fools like Rozz Williams did, which was tragic but darkly witty at the same time. Fortunately, we have links that do still work, so maybe you should get in there and check out the site while you still can! You never know. There are no new updates today.

GodsGirls writes:

It’s Been Fun…

It’s been a great ride, everyone. We’ve loved, we’ve laughed, we’ve cried, we’ve had an amazing run and we’ve shown there’s a better alternative to the alternative. We’ll never forget what you’ve meant to us and each other, and we hope those relationships will last forever.

There’s just no reason to continue this little project.
We’re done here.
Thanks for everything.

Sincerely,
All of us at GodsGirls.com

Burning Angel: Taysha is no Fool

Truant — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 21:11:22 +0000

You have got to love a hot girl that comes with her own warning labels. The Burning Angel crew somehow managed to lose at least the first half of this sexy series of the lovely tattoo pin-up dreamgirl Taysha and decided to use April Fool’s Day as a good excuse to post the incomplete series anyway. I must admit that I’d glad they did too. It may be short on image count (33 in this set) but naked Taysha more than makes up for it by being so hot. I think some sites get too caught up in the stripping down process anyway. More than half the set will be the girl taking her t-shirt off, but what everybody wants to see more of is the naked girls in sexy poses. Sometimes a little tease can be fun, but more often than not it takes over the whole shoot. Once the girl is finally naked, many times they shoot three to five pics and the photographer is done. The viewer is just getting started though. So, in a way, I love that this set just starts hot. Yes, I’d love more pics, but I have nothing to complain about because this is what I want to see. Taysha looks great, there are some tasty pics of her big beautiful behind and her invitingly slick looking pussy gets my blood flowing faster. Plus, she has such a sexy smile. This is an April Fool’s prank I wouldn’t mind getting every day of the year.

Burning Angel writes:

Um, so we’re a little ditsy and disorganized here at La Office De Angel…and – more importantly – we’re too preoccupied looking at girls with no clothes on. In all of this going on, we seemed to have lost the first half of Taysha’s photos. Fortunately…the half that was lost was the half where she was wearing clothing…and the half that we have is nothing but naked photos. So here is a photo set of Taysha…just…being naked! It’s our lame attempt at an April Fool’s joke…sort of. Well, enjoy Taysha and her naked photos…and have a happy April 1st!
girl: Taysha photographer: Destro Damus pics: 33 type: Hardcore