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GodsGirls: Erotic Angel Apneatic

Arctic Phoenix — Thu, 02 Mar 2017 21:56:40 +0000

Apneatic truly looks like an angel in this intense GodsGirls set where you can see her in a snowy setting with a white background, which helps maintain the focus of each image on this gorgeous model.

Her lingerie set is tasteful and hot, and the overall atmosphere that the images project is soothing and exciting thanks to the way she skillfully adds a high level of sensuality with each pose and enticing stare. Her shiny lips are also magnificent, and the snowy bits around her seem to melt whenever you see them in contact with her sexy body.

She starts the set by slowly drawing you in with her natural beauty, and she teases you a lot with the removal of her clothes. This waiting period makes the moment when she actually disrobes all the sweeter, because when she poses with her tits already out and her top is slipping down her body, and she then proceeds to tease you some more by pulling on her panties before removing them, she actually makes you feel like you are witnessing a heavenly scene.

GodsGirls writes:

“I went with sets where the girls were wearing really heavy and dark eye make-up, because I’m a total sucker for that.”

This set debuted June 2006.

GodsGirls: Kate and Apneatic – peeps

Ella DKay — Sat, 26 Mar 2016 22:30:48 +0000

How have we not covered this GodsGirls Easter update on APN before? This is one of the most exciting photo sets I’ve seen, and these two girls are wicked hot. Kate and Apneatic are two sweet girls, and they both have perfect bodies covered in interesting tattoos. What makes a photo set with two awesome babes even hotter? A room full of candy of course. They have a lot of colorful Easter Peeps marshmallows and they are having a lot of fun with it, looking very seductive and sensual. Kate and Apneatic feed each other peeps, then they use it to cover their entire body, and roll around in it. They’re adorable and smoking hot, and every single picture is perfection, so check the whole set on GodsGirls.

GodsGirls writes:

I’ve always love the beauty of a nude woman, it’s a powerful symbol and something to be admire, no shamed.

AltPorn Awards 2011: Best AltPorn Solo Girl Membership Site

AltPorn — Fri, 27 May 2011 01:00:16 +0000

The official APN 2011 AltPorn Awards Winner for Best AltPorn Solo Girl Membership Site of 2010:

Congratulations Apneatic.com: Apnea!

AltPorn Awards 2011: Best AltPorn Solo Girl Membership Site Nominees

AltPorn — Tue, 10 May 2011 00:50:23 +0000

The official APN 2011 AltPorn Awards nominees for Best AltPorn Solo Girl Membership Site of 2010 are:

– Apneatic.com: Apnea
– JoannaAngel.com: Joanna Angel
– Scar13.com: Scar 13
– IAmTrouble.com: Masuimi Max
– Viorotica.com: Violet Doll
– LynnPops.com: Lynn Pops

Apneatic: Black Crush

Truant — Fri, 08 Oct 2010 18:20:48 +0000

Apnea recently posted this very hot and stylish series by Steve Prue to her Apneatic solo site. Right now she’s working on some massive film project with Chase Lisbon and we can’t wait to see it come to fruition, but in the mean time it’s great to see that she’s keeping her members and fans entertained and satisfied with creative hot updates like this.

Apnea writes:

BLACK CRUSH : new set on apneatic!
Photographer : Steve Prue
Wardrobe Stylist : Vaunt Designs
Makeup and Hair : Dana Delaney
Location : Washington DC

Apneatic: Apnea Waterfall

Cutter — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 02:54:23 +0000

I recently read an interview with Apnea where she explained her new approach for the media she puts on her Apneatic site. She explained that she no longer wants to just put up content for content’s sake. Instead, she wants to make sure every image is a keeper, worthy of being a stand alone portfolio piece. It means fewer images and more well produced conceptual videos. The results are pretty spectacular and I don’t think too many of her members miss 150 pictures of her just sitting in a chair, as she describes it. I think it’s great that she really embraces what should be good about creating this sort of work. It should be creative and done with care for concept and detail. She shared this piece along with a funny unrelated story about stealing cars with her old roommate in Houston. I have to say that I really like how she’s doing things. Check out Apnea‘s site for all sorts of good stuff.

Apnea writes:

While I’m awake and everyone else is in bed I also made an update to my site by my boy Dave Dawson. Check it out maaannneee…

Nena Blue: Apnea Waffles

BedaHoydenish — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 22:27:38 +0000

Today Nena Blue announced that they have “68 Exclusive High Quality Photos” of Apnea. The set is called Waffles and is shot by Lithium Picnic. Even if you do not recall that this exact same set posted to Apnea‘s blog November 17, 2007 and to the Apneatic members area November 20, 2007, (We covered the update in December of 2007) if you are at all a fan of alt, you are probably aware of how unlikely a new set like this would be. It is still a good excuse to post pictures of two tasty things: waffles and Apnea.

Supercult: Apnea Announces Chase Lisbon Gallery Show May 2nd

Truant — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 00:00:19 +0000

Apnea just announced a hot upcoming gallery show featuring her boyfriend Chase Lisbon of Supercult. It looks like there is going to be plenty of really sexy photography of very sexy girls there, including a lot of very hot shots of Apnea herself. I really love how she brings out the best in the photographers she dates, it speaks well of her beauty and style and the talent she herself brings as a model. Chase is no slouch either, so together they have made some images I really really enjoy. If you are anywhere near Philadelphia on May 2nd, be sure to check it out. Take some pictures of the crowd and send them to us, I don’t think I’m going to make it up there, but I’d love to see some coverage.

Apnea writes:

Guess what I’ve been doing =0

My boyfriend Chase Lisbon has his first gallery show on May 02 in Philadelphia. Come out and see us =0

This has been like planning a wedding and we’ve put at least a hundred hours of work into it including all of the time it took to edit all of these at print resolution. I’ve been working on this thing so much that I’ve literally lost weight from sitting in front of a computer for so long and not moving. It’s a combination of muscle atrophy and starvation. But don’t worry about me, we’re on our way to get ice cream right now. And my friend baked us cookies, so that will be the first time someone has ever baked something for me and shipped it. Mail food. =0

There’s a present for you at apneatic.com if you’re a member.

GodsGirls: Easter Treats and Sweets

Truant — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 19:12:33 +0000

Although we have included GodsGirls in out traffic and popularity studies and they are listed in our AltPorn A-List, traditionally we haven’t really covered GodsGirls updates here at APN. In the general time line of AltPorn, they came on pretty late and launched in a style that could really be described as awkward. To AltPorn purists and fans of this creative and eclectic genre, it seemed like they were buying into and perpetuating a lot of the bad and destructive practices and attitudes that were originally introduced by SuicideGirls. The stuff that many feel tarnished the genre as a whole. With their (lengthy) launch, GodsGirls‘ attitude has come off as too shallow, too self important, way too territorial, too dishonest in presentation, too self absorbed, etc. It was an awful lot of bark without a whole lot of bite. A lot of toes got stepped on, going so far as to even result in some legal proceedings and other distasteful fallout. It was a rough start.

Now GodsGirls have been around for a little while and it really seems like they have learned a thing or two. Their attitude seems a little more tempered by the experience of running a site for a while. I can’t say they have fixed everything which was originally problematic, and they do still say a few things in interviews for example which we feel are questionable at best, but they do seem to have matured as a site and as a business, so it seems only fair to make more of an effort over here to keep everyone up to date with the fun and sexy things going on at GodsGirls.

All that said, GodsGirls leader Annaliese respond to our post about generally lackluster AltPorn Easter updates via Twitter, and pointed out that GodsGirls had a whole bunch of fun Easter updates and invited us to check them out. It really was like finding a bright basket full of goodies and sweets. We’re into sharing our jelly-beans so here you go.

Sexy Jenna has embodied the spirit of the Peepshow tradition and merged it with a shot of StuffOnMyCat for this sugary marshmallow pile-up. She has some fantastically impressive breasts, made all the more tasty with colorful Easter treats. Her gothy make-up is really sexy in this set too. Annaliese made some noise about how GodsGirls isn’t Goth, but that looks pretty goth to me, and I don’t have a problem with that at all.

Pale and petite GodsGirl Toryn also sent in this ‘DIY’ set of herself rolling around with her basket of treats. ‘DIY’ is what GodsGirls calls photosets girls submit of themselves. Different sites have different terminology for this, but I do sometimes like the intimate and personal feel. They usually have that amateur energy that more then makes up for pro production values in general heat and personality.

Apneatic (Apnea) and Kate share some peeps in this GodsGirls set too. Are you seeing a trend yet? I was just reading about the extensive tattoo work Apnea had been putting herself through this past year and it sounds like an ordeal to say the least. She’s been having new in put on and old ink removed. It’s like skin art remodeling. I almost expect to see her surrounded by scaffolding like they did with the Statue of Liberty so many years ago. Sometimes when I see two got girls in a set together, I’d like to see them really together, not just flirting at being together. The giggly air kisses and skittish reluctant touching comes across adolescent and I’m an adult, hopefully looking at adult sexuality. On the other hand, it’s peeps, not serious business. They look like they are having fun anyway.

GodsGirl Ash sent in this messy sort of spoogy Cadbury creampie DIY set and although it’s not as professionally lit or shot, it comes off as really fucking sexy. She looks both adorable and excitingly raunchy in her cute bunny ears and sticky sweet Cadbury cream splattered all over her nice titties and squirted all over her clean shaved vag. There is just something really hot about this set and it looks like a really good time. It’s both sweet and dirty hot all in the same package.

If I don’t think about it too much, this sploshy GodsGirls set from Gabrielle and Erica is visually really interesting. The raw eggs give my stomach a little twist, but the wet yellow texture drooling over their colorful tattoos makes for a striking look. They don’t seem that excited to be doing it though, not that I can blame them. Eggshell in the ass crack sounds more like a euphemism than anything I’d actually want to wish upon any girl I thought was hot. Some people are more into this kind of thing than I am though, so I won’t judge.

GodsGirl Steam provided this DIY Easter set from what looks like her closet. It has a fun and cuddly almost Cosplay feel and the distorted fisheye effect really works with her big doe eyes. I like the look. Steam has some really sweet tattoos and piercings on her tasty tight little body and this series shows them all off well.

This Matthew Cooke Easter fantasy series of GodsGirl Veronica is in many ways my favorite of the bunch. The sheer volume of holiday treats and dream like over-styling give it a really unique look and it also gets very sexy along the way. I have never eaten jellybeans out of a girls ass before, but Veronica makes it look like an inviting idea. I’m glad the giant chocolate bunny didn’t melt while she was rubbing it in her crotch though, because that would look kind of gross. I love the bubbles and the bright colors and Veronica looks great.

Apneatic: HOT Photos for Apneas 23rd Birthday

Truant — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 03:34:41 +0000

It’s like Apnea blew out her 23 candles and MY wish came true! I wouldn’t say I’m a pantie fetishist, but wow, these are hot. Sexy little Apnea showing off her tasty little baby blue panties, with hints of her amazing ink too. She’s sweeter than a dixie cup full of jelly beans. We wish the life changes she’s been anticipating are all good. Follow Apnea’s adventures, she’s such an interesting and unbearably hot girl. Plus she’s got one of the realest solo girl sites we’ve seen.

Apnea writes:

More photos from my 23rd birthday. That was a pretty big day for me. I don’t know long long you’ve been reading my blog but I was anticipating this day since I was 17 because I knew whatever happened when I turned 23 would change my life. And my life did completely change so it wasn’t all me just being a nut.

We’re going on another trip tomorrow so I’m in the middle of a dreaded “travel night” where I get no sleep and work up until the last minute before I have to drive three hours to the airport and almost miss a flight. And there’s a snowstorm coming in tomorrow so not only will I almost miss a flight tomorrow but I’ll almost or will miss the connecting flight we have to make.

Hopefully this is the last trip out of town I have to make to get lasered. Katie is getting a laser for her shop soon and I’ll be the one everyone can practice with.

The last week has been crazy. I was laid out for five days with some kind of sickness but after going through a month supply of vitamin c gummi bears in less than a week and sleeping 14 hours a day I made it back to health in time to work every minute I can on my new project. I still have something wrong in my head and I’m actually really scared to fly tomorrow. The last time I flew with a head cold it felt like I had needles in my eyes and they were going to explode from pressure. They’re already starting to feel like that and I’m just sitting here at my desk.

I now have 12 hours before I leave and I really need to pack. I’ll update from wherever I am and you can come on my adventure with me

xo

Apneatic: Leaving Us Breathless

Truant — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 00:19:49 +0000

Asphyxia and Apnea making out for Apneatic.com makes my breath a little short as well. Hot little gothic girls in cute lingerie! Get me my oxygen mask, stat. I wish Apnea left a better description for this, but it’s still very enjoyable to get to see.

Apnea writes:

Asphyxia and Apnea, together at last. again!

Run to Apneatic.com and see it all!

Apneatic: Valentine Red

Truant — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 16:46:42 +0000

Apnea feels that she will be too busy for new things this Valentine’s so she’s dug through her archives and come up with some sexy shots she did with Lithium Picnic last year. So, here she is, Valentine’s 08. Full series now available on her site. Not every detail of this is working for me, but those shoes are just red hot. I bet they would burn your mouth hotter than cinnamon gummy bears.

Apnea writes:

I know it’s a couple days early, but I might not be able to make it back to my blog by the 14th to tell you that I love all of you. Philip and I used to wait until the last minute to shoot holiday sets. These were the Valentine’s day photos that were supposed to go up last year but never did. But it worked out because now I have it for this year.

And on Apneatic.com they’re over twice this size!

Supercult: Lisbon Vol. 3 APNEATIC

Truant — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 20:11:07 +0000

Apnea just posted this beautiful video, or portion of a video anyway, over on her blog, along with a really humorous and entertaining little story about preparing for and shooting it with Chase Lisbon. I love the mood and look of it and for a ‘censored’ video, it sure is hotter than a lot of the ‘uncensored’ stuff we see.

Apnea writes:

When Chase and I were living in Savannah we were so excited to shoot a video in the pool. But we didn’t know anything about shooting underwater so trying to figure it out was interesting.

First we drove to Target and bought some Maglites, freezer bags, a snorkel, duct tape and nylon rope. I’m sure we looked really suspicious when we were checking out.

Later that night it was time for me to get ready. I didn’t have the first clue about how to apply makeup for going underwater, so I applied three times as much and my skin felt like it was going to scream.

Then I walked out to the pool to meet Chase. It’s 3am, the neighbors are asleep, it’s freezing outside, and I see him throwing a cinder block into the pool with a rope tied around it. I remember thinking that looked really unsafe, but it was also really funny.

We got in the pool and I was so cold and shivering so hard the only words that could come out of my mouth was a string of obscenities. Luckily Chase was tied to a huge piece of concrete at the deep end of a pool so he didn’t have to see it. Then when it was time to shoot I couldn’t stay underwater. My dress was so heavy and buoyant. It felt like I was connected to a parachute. . But the dress came off! And we taped enough to get what we needed.

So after typing all of that I should let you know that only half of this was taped in the pool. The other half was taped in a very dry, climate controlled environment.

This is the censored version! Full version coming soon to SUPERCULT and APNEATIC!

Zivity: Apnea Can Has Schwing

Cutter — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 09:02:40 +0000

Beautiful photographic muse Apnea has demonstrated her charming power to move the masses again with her recently posted Zivity collaboration with SuperCult‘s Chase Lisbon. Their photographic contribution has not only broken the site’s all time record for most set votes within a 24 hour period, it has also now received more votes than any other set ever posted to the site. I have some reservations about very heavily funded UGC membership sites that not only pay for their content contributions based on ‘votes’ (traffic) you as a contributor manage to get yourself by doing their promotion work for them, but also also manage to deliver that payout significantly after they get to use your contribution. People seem excited about the system, but I know a few alt models that have made more money than this set will probably eventually pay out, simply by signing up for the affiliate programs of the alt sites their sets go up on and doing the same sort of self promotion, and they get paid faster too. Anyway, it is good to see Apnea really making a power statement and these really are some very sexy stylish photos deserving of accolade.

Apneatic: Elvira

KittyTwo — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 10:39:24 +0000

Cute little Apnea started out the month of October freaking out jumping for joy about Halloween. Maybe she was not so much jumping for joy, as she was curving her tattooed torso around a statuette of Mistress of the Dark Elvira. I like how her makeup sort of matches Elvira’s in this set.

Apnea writes:

I’m freaking out in excitement over the holidays…especially Halloween!

One thing I’m not excited about is the cold weather. I’ve never spent a substantial amount of winter North of Texas and I hear it can get freezing here in Iowa. I’ll be back in Savannah soon enough to not freeze to death. I hope.

photo by Chase Lisbon

Apneatic: Happy Halloween

KittyTwo — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 10:11:39 +0000

Apnea always has a bit of a cute witch look in all my favorite photo sets of her, but apparently she was actually a witch for Halloween this year. She is just too adorable in a dark spooky cloak and witch hat. Apnea frequently wears makeup that makes me want to make a beeline for the nearest MAC store and the eyeshadow with her witch costume does just that.

Apnea writes:

I am Batnea. Spiders like to bite me because they know how dark I am, and they’re into that. Halloween is the most important day of the year. I’ll take my magic broom and sweep towards your shoes and make you uncomfortable to stand next to me. My cauldron is real. Wands. Wizards. Warlocks. Witches. W is the most important letter on Halloween. I wear a cloak. Batnea.

Apneatic: No Wonder She is so Sweet

Truant — Sun, 09 Dec 2007 07:13:01 +0000

This recent series of Apnea is just great! It’s like a pleasant dream, really. Adorable Apnea digging in to an astoundingly large pile of waffles of all shapes and sizes, and that’s before it gets weird! The creative concepts Apnea shares on her Apneatic site really do manage to play with the lines between what we expect in a nudie model site and real creative exploration. The portion of the shoot where she’s showering with waffles should not be missed by anyone interested in… well, hot girls and waffles, and that’s got to be averybody I know.

Apnea writes:

I’m eleven months late, but I finally did it! I shot the Waffle set. Sara Eudy did my hair and makeup while her lover cooked up a big stack of three different kinds of waffles for me, and then I ate some, and used the rest as a sponge in the shower. I’ll admit, not everything in this set makes sense, but it sure is waffletastic. I’d like to give a special shout-out to ZiZ for the inspiration <3 Photos by Lithium Picnic

Apneatic: Chicken Heads

Truant — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 20:01:42 +0000

Mark McKinney’s Chicken Lady was one of the most depressing characters on Kids in the Hall and I just couldn’t get the thought of her out of my head while checking out this crazy set from Apneatic. I do really enjoy the odd surrealistic approach she takes in a lot of her shoots, they seem really fun and creative and not always as focused on ‘you want me very badly, don’t you’ as some girls can get when they are in front of the camera, Apparently, these were shot by Lithium Picnic sort of behind the scenes style, while Robert Sebree was shooting Apnea out in the California desert. Apnea is hot and all, but the chicken mask is not nearly as sexy as her panda head.

Apnea writes:

Today was Take Your Picnic to Work Day, so to help him pass the time, he took photos of me working with Robert Sebree out at El Mirage outside of Los Angeles. Then after I was done freezing my ass off we found a little house. Yea, these are pretty amazing. Welcome to my life.

Photos by Lithium Picnic

Apneatic: Self Shot in Pink Lingerie

Truant — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 06:23:30 +0000

There is something really intimate that we love about self shot photo sets. It’s like a certain mix of the sort of up close point of view you’d have if you were really rolling around in bed with, or even curled up with, the sexy person taking the shots, as well as that certain realness of a photo series you know the subject of which edited down themselves to show you just what they wanted to. This recent set Apnea shot of herself and posted to her site is really hot and sexy. She’s got these great sort of meshy panties on that reveal just enough detail of her smooth bare skin underneath while still being charmingly coy and the flirty expressions she’s making with the camera make it all very exciting to look through.

Apnea writes:

Picnic is out of town, so I thought I would try taking photos of myself. My video camera takes stills I’m no Picnic, and I couldn’t hold the camera too far away from me so it’s a lot of close-up shots. I was a photographer and a model all at the same time!

Photos by Apnea

Apneatic: Apnea and Swindle in the Basement

Truant — Sun, 19 Aug 2007 20:00:17 +0000

Apnea sure gets around. It seems like nearly every update she’s climbing between another cute girl’s legs, and we sure love her for it. This time she pairs up with a hot tattooed girl named Swindle in the dark musty basement. Swindle doesn’t look super thrilled with the location but she warms up with loving attention from cutie Apnea. Join Apneatic.com, if you haven’t already, and see if you can spot her new tattoo in this set as well.

Apnea writes:

Swindle is probably the nicest person I’ve ever met in my life. And to make things even better, she’s really hot and a great model. She’s even cool with getting down in the corner of a dirty basement and taking off her clothes with me. And now you can all see my newest hip tattoo!

Photos by lithium picnic

Apneatic: Nurse Apnea with Stoya

Cutter — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 22:56:15 +0000

Clothing-itis? I’ll have to remember that one. Apnea makes a really cute nurse, even if the wig is comically bad and isn’t even hiding her pretty black hair. Stoya seems pretty aggressive for a sick patient, but it looks like they are having fun.

Apnea writes:

After the doctor diagnosed Stoya with “clothing-itis”, it was my job to help her through recovery. Dr. Steen instructed me to remove all articles of clothing immediately, and if the patient were to start feeling faint to let her have a breath of fresh air. Her legs had to be spread while I gave her the air though in order for the treatment to work.

Apneatic: Cherry Pie

Cutter — Sun, 29 Jul 2007 19:54:05 +0000

Apnea just added a bunch of hot new stuff to her Apneatic site, including these fun retro cherry flavored photos. I don’t know what it is with Steen and those scary wigs, but at least Apnea has a sense of humor about the whole thing. This is a sexy cute soda shop set and Apnea looks adorable as always.

Apnea writes:

Haha! I rarely pose for pin-up photos so when I do it makes me giggle. Steen dressed me up in her cherry bikini and tights from Pinup Girl Clothing and shot me on this awesome retro booth. These photos are so cute!

Apneatic: Sexy Pinstripe Suit

Truant — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 15:16:50 +0000

Apnea just makes it all look easy. She did this set in just ten minutes, grabbing a quick smoke and climbing in and out of her sexy pin-striped suit, and even managed to spend a moment or two with her hand seductively down her pants. Thank you Apnea, for taking a little time out of your day to make our day that much better.

Apnea writes:

The smoking marathon continues! But this time I look official because I’m wearing my super cool suit. I managed to smoke a cigarette, get naked, and get dressed again all on my ten minute break! I don’t mess around.

Apneatic: Black Lung

Truant — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 20:19:39 +0000

This hot little Apneatic update makes me almost want to pick up smoking myself! Not sure why it makes me feel that way, but Apnea just looks so sexy and cool with the thick white smoke casually trailing out of her perfect little mouth.

Apnea writes:

I heard on the news the other day that future movies could be getting an ‘R’ rating if the film’s characters glamorize smoking. So naturally it made me want to post a set like this.

Apneatic: Shaving Tabitha Bald

Truant — Tue, 12 Jun 2007 23:00:35 +0000

Smooth shaved skin can be really sexy and getting to see Apnea getting all excited while she gets to take a razor and clippers to her beautiful friend Tabitha’s hair is a real treat. And, she doesn’t stop there either. These are some really great pictures. I love seeing Apnea playing in the shaving cream and the light falling over Tabitha’s bare labia as Apnea buzzes off every last sign of her pubic fur.

Apnea writes:

I LOVE girls with shaved heads. Love love love it. It’s even better when they have tattoos. So it was hard not to pack Tabitha up in my suitcase and take her home with Picnic and me. The best part about it all is she let me shave her head for her And as a bonus, I got to shave something else…