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Nerdpr0n: phone sex

Truant — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 07:15:06 +0000

I’m still getting used to Anna’s new haircut. It does fit the shape of her face, but I also really liked the long blonde. Girls turned on by technology can be a lot of fun, because you know that they are going to figure out how to use every new toy to share and explore their sexuality. I wonder what percentage of cell phones have naked pictures on them, and as a subset of that, what percentage have naked pics of their owners.

Nerdpr0n writes:

Yes, I have a sparkling new iPhone 3G and yes, it is so very sexy. See? Oh! Almost forgot to mention…I have a new haircut too. members get to have some aural sex……

Nerdpr0n: Frilly Exhibitionist

Truant — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 15:56:09 +0000

Curvy brainy Gothic girls with pale skin, tattoos, piercings, glasses, and hot lingerie? Wow, our hot friend Anna from Nerdpr0n going for a triple word score on this one. It’s almost like some sort of sexy dream sequence where I get everything I want.

Nerdpr0n writes:

Every once in a while I’ll see an outfit that makes me gasp, I’m so delighted. So when I saw this lacy frilly pink thing, I couldn’t resist. You can tell how much fun I had wearing it…and maybe showing off to the neighbors

Nerdpr0n: pink DS

Cutter — Sun, 18 May 2008 23:20:07 +0000

Oh how we love cute black lingerie, fishnets, and matching glasses. May does seem like a funny time to be showing off your Christmas presents, but if it gets Nerdpr0n Anna out of her pants, we’re all for it.

Nerdpr0n writes:

Ok, it’s not so new, it was a Christmas present…but it’s still shiny like it’s new and it’s PINK and it’s light and it’s awesome. So here is my ode to the pink DS set! PS – there’s a wonderful new pair of knee-high Converses in this set! XD

Nerdpr0n: Anna is Ready for the Fat Man

Truant — Tue, 25 Dec 2007 17:10:47 +0000

It’s true, I have been know to snark a bit about sexy Nerdpr0n Anna’s dorky taste in witty slogan t-shirts, or more accurately question their alternative cred, but this one is just too cute. Besides, it’s Christmas, and I think a naughty girl like her sure has some splainin’ to do, as Ricky would often say. It looks like she’s ready to pounce on the poor old guy too and wrap those long striped stocking clad legs around his jolly red suit. Better than milk and cookies for sure.

Nerdpr0n: Anna has a Secret

Truant — Sat, 08 Dec 2007 09:02:52 +0000

Seeing NerdPr0n Anna getting down with her frisky friends is something we always look forward to here and Secret is a real treat on her own! Nice bright red hair and some playful piercings make for an enjoyably hot video to watch. We’re big fans of the sexy lingerie too. YOu could tell these two knew what they were going to be doing tonight.

Nerdpr0n writes:

Forgot to mention…part 1 of some sexy escapades with Secret is now up! see this movie and much more at my site!

Nerdpr0n: Leeloo Dallas!

Truant — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 16:59:34 +0000

Just a bit more sexy costume fun from Anna’s Nerdpr0n site. This is the kind of outfit I like to see cute girls wearing at costume parties, because by the end of the night, you know that thing is barely on at all. These playful sets from Anna are really adorable. I really enjoyed 5th Element but the lady behind me complained loudly through half the movie about ‘perfect woman my ass’ etcetera, and let’s just say this woman did not need that extra large tub of buttery popcorn goodness. But, back to more attractive items, I’d bob for apples with Anna Dallas anytime.

Nerdpr0n writes:

This week’s shoot is up a few days early, ‘cuz cosplay month was so fun I wanted to squeeeeeze one last update in on Halloween. I saved the best for last…Leeloo Dallas from the 5th Element!

Nerdpr0n: a clockwork Anna

Truant — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 16:45:47 +0000

Somehow, I have a little trouble picturing sweet Anna being down for a little of the good old ultra-violence and gang rape, but it is Halloween and maybe there is a dark side to her we haven’t discovered yet. I think there was supposed to be a ridiculous codpiece athletic cup to complete this outfit, but she is looking mighty sexy in that semi transparent wife beater. I’m also really glad she didn’t go with the forcipts in the eyelids headgear.

Nerdpr0n writes:

More cosplay month fun this week with Alex from A Clockwork Orange! This was a very fun set to do, as you can probably tell. Enjoy! Next costume update will show up a little early, on Halloween, so I can squeeze in onnnne more costume before the month is over.

Nerdpr0n: that time of the year

Truant — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 12:52:15 +0000

Nerdpr0n Anna has been doing an entire month of sexy this and that costumes in her month long celebration of Halloween, and we thought she looked particularly enticing in this hot little Wonder Woman get-up. I’ve always thought her lasso of truth was kind of sexy in a depraved bondage sort of way. I wonder if Wonder Woman approves of water boarding? But, back to the point, Anna looks like a lot of fun in this little number. Check out all the other outfits she’s in and out of this month on Nerdpr0n.

Nerdpr0n writes:

Halloween is this month so I’ve decided to give October a little twist….all this month’s photo sets will have me in costume! YAY! To kick off the costume fun, here’s me in a delightful lil’ wonder woman outfit, circa the golden age! Fun fun fun…I can’t wait to see what the rest of this month brings.

Nerdpr0n: off with their heads!

Truant — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 20:13:18 +0000

Everybody is getting ready for Halloween, which really should be a month long celebration if you ask me. Dressing up is fun and we also enjoy the opportunity to be a little more lenient when it comes to costumed looks vs. more authentic alt-culture looks. Oh, and there is candy. Anna looks fetching in her velveteen goth Queen of Hearts costume and we’re big fans of the fancy panties. Check out Nerdpr0n this month, because Anna is doing all sorts of fun costume play.

Nerdpr0n writes:

Cosplay month continues! Today, I’m stern, imposing and slightly loony Queen of Hearts from Alice in Wonderland’s pack of cards, complete with crown, frilly underskirt, and ruffle-butt panties. Enjoy!

Nerdpr0n: sporkalicious

Truant — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 19:36:19 +0000

Speaking of yummy cupcakes, I think sporks are the perfect cupcake eating tool, and this made me think of this sexy sporky update Anna had a while back on Nerdpr0n. All she needs are some cupcakes and she’s be ready to go!

Nerdpr0n writes:

Mmmm….sporks! Not only do have a t-shirt with a happy mixed-silverware family on it, I have some shiny black sporks that I yoinked from Taco Bell. You never know when you might need a spork, so I keep myself a stockpile…

Nerdpr0n: Anna Loves Lingerie

Cutter — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 23:32:15 +0000

It’s been a while since we checked in on our old friend Anna and her adventures in Nerdpr0n, so we thought we’d mention that she’s sporting some sexy lingerie this week, apparently along with some sexy cuban-heeled stockings we wouldn’t mind taking a closer look at. We do love the stockings and garters.

Nerdpr0n writes:

I got super glammed up for this shoot because…because…because I felt like it dammit. This is my first time ever in cuban-heeled stockings, and goodness, I love them, and I suspect you will too. Check it out! And stay tuned for next week’s incredible conclusion to this shoot. No, I’m not telling, it’ll be a surprise!

Nerdpr0n: Flashing Parliament

Cutter — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 03:12:10 +0000

Anna is upset with us for poking fun at her post ironic nerd-chic t-shirt collection, but this is what we really love to see. This is SO much hotter than a Chococat t-shirt or Green Lantern underwear. Hanging, out nude and wet, on the old city rooftop overlooking the Irish Parliament building sounds like an exciting unforgettable adventure. We’re here to support what is good and challenge people to try harder and explore more unique sexy creative areas and media and we applaud interesting hot stuff like this. Now I just want to know what building that is. That looks like a GREAT place to have sex!

Nerdpr0n writes:

Here’s a cute little set of me relaxing and unwinding the bathtub, after a long day of touring Dublin. As you can tell by how pink my skin is, I love my baths blisteringly hot, and eventually I got so hot I had to get out of the bathtub, climb out of the hotel window and cool off in a nice cool Irish breeze. … Right in front of the Ireland Parliament building. XD

Nerdpr0n: Sexy Stripey Stockings!

Truant — Wed, 02 May 2007 23:50:12 +0000

You know what says sophistication even more than girls with glasses? Girls in nice expensive stockings and glasses! NerdPr0n Anna gets her sexy office worker fetish on for her members in this kinky undergarment series.

Nerdpr0n writes:

You guys, when I found these stockings on Sock Dreams, my head just about exploded. So stripey! So classy! So…stripey! I loved them at first sight, and I hope you will too.

Nerdpr0n: pirates vs. ninjas

Truant — Sat, 14 Apr 2007 01:40:15 +0000

Ah, the age old question. It’s like dork Zen. Personally, I lean a bit toward the pirate side, but ultimately I think one should strive to be a true pirate ninja hybrid. Maybe that’s what Anna and Gala are trying to create together in this recent fun and comical Nerdpr0n update.

Nerdpr0n writes:

I was just sitting on the deck, drinking my grog when all of a sudden a ninja* sneaks up on me! After a pitched battle, I rip off the ninja’s mask and discover a hot chick…and then I think we can all guess what happens after that. I guess ninjas and pirates do get along! Sometimes. When boobies are involved.

*played by Gala… I mean, a real live ninja!

Nerdpr0n: a nerdy secretary

Truant — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 00:50:16 +0000

Given that we seem to be all excited about Dungeons & Dragons and nerdy girls in sexy glasses and stuff today, we couldn’t forget about Anna’s Nerdpr0n site. I really like those stockings. From the looks of it, she’s out to roleplay some kinky scenes from The Secretary. Great, now I’m going to be thinking about spanking her with that clipboard all day.

Nerdpr0n writes:

Wouldn’t it be nice to have a scantily-clad girl on hand to record all your dice rolls? Yes, yes it would… Luckily, with nerdpr0n girls,anything is possible!

Nerdpr0n: HTTPanties on Gala and Anna

Truant — Tue, 13 Mar 2007 12:31:26 +0000

Somehow, the notion of soaking wet HTTPanties sounds really kind of hot, and Nerdpr0n.com is really the only place you are going to be able to see that done right.

Nerdpr0n writes:

Here’s a sexy set of me and my friend Gala. You might recognize her as the squirtin’ sensation. She’s hanging out with me this week and we’ve been making sexy, sexy pr0n. Here we are in a couple of HTTP panties…I’m 200 OK and she’s 403 Forbidden. Deliciousness!

Nerdpr0n: Naked Book Report

Truant — Sun, 18 Feb 2007 18:55:28 +0000

It’s another one of Anna’s sexy naked book reports. This really probably would have made me stay awake in class, but I’m not sure how much I would have learned though, as Descartes’ notions on the subject of Passions of the Soul don’t exactly map perfectly well with mine. (Get it? Map… it’s a cartesian joke.) Are you hot yet?

Nerdpr0n writes:

Here’s a Naked Book Report, in which I relate my views on Descartes. Sexy!

Nerdpr0n: Domo-kun fun

Cutter — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 06:08:27 +0000

Can you buy nerd cred in t-shirt form? Well, yes you can. ThinkGeek is sort of the Hot Topic of the nerd/geek identified world, but I’m still not certain what a chompy brown mascot for an Asian satellite TV station really has to do with nerd-dom, but I think he’s the one that kills kittens when you masturbate, so that is kind of disturbing.

Nerdpr0n writes:

Here’s a fun set with a fun shirt from ThinkGeek! If you like fishnets you’ll appreciate this one. Like how I’m holding them up in practically every picture? Hah!

Nerdpr0n: Naked Book Reports

Cutter — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 05:01:28 +0000

Anna’s literary take on the Naked News sounds like it could be interesting. I kind of think a sample naked book report should be made available. I know Anna definitely has some admirers over here and seeing her speak on the subject of Kant’s ethical musings could really win me over as well, but she’d have to get an ‘A’ on the book report, boobies or no boobies.

Nerdpr0n writes:

Introducing Anna’s Naked Book Reports. I’ll be doing a series of these until..until I get bored with them, I guess! They’re sort of like vlogs (video blogs), only, well, naked. Come check out the first video, in which I bloviate about Kant’s Groundwork of the Metaphysic of Morals…naked.. heh heh heh.

Nerdpr0n: Anna is NSFW

Truant — Tue, 09 Jan 2007 04:15:29 +0000

Anna kind of reminds me of the naughty oversexed temp, the one always flirting and flashing a bit too much when she knows you are looking. The one that always seems to get you locked into totally inappropriate conversations that your superiors walk in on at just the worst time. Now who would ban that from the office place? On the otherhand, crotch is just a term I’d really rather not hear this year, even when used to describe crotchless things.

Nerdpr0n writes:

I got this adorable tee from thinkgeek…it says, most appropriately, NSFW (not safe for work)! In the spirit of NSFW and with the help of some crotchless panties, I have endeavored to make sure that every picture in this set…

Nerdpr0n: go, baby, go!

Truant — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 14:55:12 +0000

I’ve noticed that people seem to get really cranky when you molest them while they are looking for tiny computer parts on the floor, but it’s just so hard to resist! Nerdpr0n Anna fixes her computer somewhat nude too, which just isn’t fair at all.

Nerdpr0n writes:

I gave the ol’ Shuttle a facelift today (+1gb of RAM and +320gb HD), and snapped these pictures during. Enjoy these nekkies of me elbow-deep in computer parts. Also, check out pic #6 – I’m sure we all recognize the “fuck! I dropped a screw!” pose.