I don’t remember anything in the Star Trek canon about Starfleet ensigns giving oral pleasure. Did I miss an episode or something? And if I did, could you re-enact it for me?

Love,
Melisande

I don’t much care for board games but I do care about getting it on with zombies. Yum yum brains!

Love,
Melisande

I used to be a big DC Comics fangirl, but I hadn’t heard of Harley Quinn before I saw you dressed as her. I must offer penance by patronizing my nearest comic shop as soon as possible. Forgive me.

Love,
Melisande

PS. Can you dress up as Catwoman next? Please?

I don’t even know how to respond to this. I do know that I need to take you shopping at Jennifer Convertibles for a nice leather couch!

Love,
Melisande

PS. Needles are hot, please poke me, etc.

I want to come home to this after a long day slaving away at the salt mines.

Love,
Melisande

Nerdpr0n writes:

I took the sweetest darlingest pair of panties I ever did see…and put on some dark lipstick and put my hair in oh-so-provocative pigtails. Nice work, Agent Sin! Be sure to catch this extra-cute extra-sexy set of me lounging around in my bed

If you need a hand with putting those dildos somewhere, I can help!

Love,
Melisande

P.S. I’ll give you something to investigate!

Nerdpr0n writes:

Ooh, dark alleyways, fedoras, trenchcoats, and criminals! corset, fishnets, and double dildo penetration! I dressed up as a sexy girl detective and did a little investigating…and what did I find? check out this shoot to see some incredible, artsy, beautiful pictures…….and my first anal ever for the entire site, can’t forget that I had two dildos! where was I supposed to put them?

I had no idea “Lost Girls” was even coming out in hardcover, so I have to thank you for alerting me to its existence. Sadly, I’ve become so numbed by Jon Stewart/Stephen Colbert slash that I don’t think femmeslash featuring Dorothy, Wendy Darling & Alice in Wonderland is going to get me off.

So, uh, can I look at your boobs?

Love,
Melisande

Nerdpr0n writes:

l’d love to chain Alan Moore up in my basement and plunk him down in front of a typewriter so he could peck out little masterpieces for food and sexual favors and then I wouldn’t have to wait years and years in between! Stupid Vertigo with their stupid heads up their stupid butts. I am simply agog over the fact that my years of waiting for Alan Moore’s new (pornographic) masterpiece have come to a close and LOST GIRLS IS FINALLY OUT. Agog I say! Wanna see how agog?

Why couldn’t you have flashed in a library *I* was studying in, just once?

Love,
Melisande

Nerdpr0n writes:

I had these pictures sitting around for almost two years. I’d never put them up because I’d never done a public flashing shoot like that and didn’t know how to do it right, so a lot of them came out blurry. I did a reshoot and put that one up instead. I was thinking about it today, though, and you know what? A lot of people love exhibitionistic little snapshots, even if they’re not perfect…so the original shoot is up now! This is not a weekly update proper, but is in addition to it…enjoy the extra treat!

I own at least 250-300 books [including Internetworking with TCP/IP Volumes 1 & 2]. Please come to my house and pose in front of them. Then maybe we can make out and stuff.

Love,
Melisande

Nerdpr0n writes:

well, we’re all clear on what we CAN see in this little teaser: a touch of cleavage, some creamy soft white belly, garters, a whole lotta my books, and a sly sly smile. but what CAN’T we see? well, first, that sweater, although thick and woolen, is see-through somehow, so there’s teases of my nipple in every single picture…I’ve got this cute little blue tiger-stripe skirt…I’ve got pretty little black boy shorts that flatter my ass just so…nope, a picture isn’t worth a thousand words but 50 of them just may be!

Nerdpr0n writes:

I’m sure all the nerds out there know what this shoot is about – that awful, huge, tangled mass of cables hiding in the back of your closet. Well, I trotted the out and put them to good use! (there were even christmas lights in that motherfucker!) nerdpr0n: taking lemons and making lemonade since 2003

Nerdpr0n writes:

A new set is up featuring my favorite new toy, my MacBook (oh how I love it so) and a t-shirt featuring my favorite old toy, the Oregon Trail, which I used to play on an Apple as a wee kid. I all but hump my macbook in this set! Fun fact: my Macbook’s built-in webcam was on for the entire shoot ooh la la! maybe you were lucky enough to catch it last night! if not, don’t worry – now that I have a portable webcam I can be on the ol’ cam a lot more. Don’t you love Apple? Someone be sure to write a letter to Steve Jobs congratulating him on being awesome

Nerdpr0n writes:

A set of me with one of my favorite books of all time…the Illuminatus! trilogy by Robert Shea and Robert Anton Wilson! It’s this crazy sci-fi chaotic story. For a good explanation of my tattoo, begin reading at this book or, you know, just look at the pictures

Nerdpr0n writes:

There’s just something about a girl going down on you with thick glasses and a nice tight bun on her head… This was the aftermath of the Miskatonic University shoot and lucky for you, it’s all captured!

Nerdpr0n writes:

yay! me in a Star Trek shirt! Spock in between my boobies…what more could you want?

Nerdpr0n writes:

you guys remember that cute set I did with cyber-dyke a while ago? Well, it has a…happy ending I snuggled up in a nice cozy chair and played with myself and masturbated for you! enjoy

Nerdpr0n writes:

My girlfriend’s back for another set! This time I was the unruly patient complaining of hysterical systems and she was the naughty nurse with a very…unorthodox treatment! Actually it WAS very orthodox back in the Victorian ages but we’re past…

CyberDyke writes:

Strap-on lovin’!

Nerdpr0n writes:

I am a bibliophile. No two ways about it. I covet, hoard, and love books. I will eat your arm off before you will take a book from my libarry, make no mistake. I’m so fanatical about it that I bought a cuecat and ReaderWare to catalog my library. See my list here!. I’m kinda sad I don’t have more – these are almost all collected in the last 6 years or so, as I grew up poor enough to not really be able to amass a young adult library of my own. Although I got Lois Lowry to sign my copy of The GIver a few years back which was pretty awesome and kinda made up for it.

See fantastic naked library goodness right here – along with lingering-red-hair goodness! Yep, this is an older one I dug out of the archives…and PS: that book is From Hell by Alan Moore.

Nerdpr0n writes:

and for your pictures this week…meet my best friend the Nintendo DS! You better believe I love you guys…I had to stop playing and put down the DS long enough to strip for you more more more more at my site!

Nerdpr0n writes:

oh no! I wouldn’t ruin a perfectly good pair of fishnets……. would I? find out now!

Nerdpr0n writes:

before you guys get started, let me go ahead and make a list of jokes that have already been made:

chmod u+x /usr/bin/girl
finger nerdpr0n.com
ls -la /usr/bin/girl
/etc/rc2.d/S69fuckyourehot
rm -f /my/pants
$ unzip /usr/bin/girl && touch /usr/bin/girl

and no, you cannot su or sudo root okay, so if you have a NEW one feel free to mail it to me