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AVN Awards: AVN Still Clueless on Alt, BurningAngel Still Awesome

BedaHoydenish — Sat, 07 Dec 2013 02:00:49 +0000

Once again, BurningAngel has swept the AVN Awards with more than 30 nomination. Alternative girls seem to be rocking the AVN Awards in general this year. Some of the hot alt women honored include April Flores, Jiz Lee, Joanna Angel, Belladonna, Annika Amour, Skin Diamond, Arabelle Raphael, Bonnie Rotten, Jessie Lee, Justine Joli, Kleio Valentine, Nikki Hearts, Kelly Shibari, Christy Mack, Courtney Trouble, Dana Dearmond, Asphyxia Noir, Aiden Starr, Andy San Dimas, and Stoya. Some of the hot alt gentlemen honored include James Deen, Wolf Hudson, Xander Corvus, Tommy Pistol, Michael Vegas, Buck Angel, Mr. Pete, and Danny Wylde. I’m sure I’m missing some who others would count or who I just didn’t catch in the long list from the AVN Awards site. For example, I wouldn’t necessarily have picked Justine Joli out, except that BlueBlood has 22 updates of her and BurningAngel has 2, so I’m going to defer to their judgment that she counts. Something about Bonnie Rotten just seems like a conformist regular girl with a lot of tattoos, but she does have a lot of tattoos, so I’m including her too.

But I do have some quibbles. First, I couldn’t find any legit listings (non-torrent) for Penthouse’s Steampunk Alternasluts (nominated for Best Web Premiere), and I’m not going to click on a torrent link in Google, so I’m just guessing from the name that Penthouse must have done something alt there (although not being able to find it buts a question mark next to Best Web Premiere.) Second, how did BurningAngel get nominated for Best Original Song, but not for Best Soundtrack? Third and more significantly, like last year’s AVN Awards Best Alternative Site nominations, I am scratching my head again this year. WTF does AVN think “alternative” means? It seems like that blonde pornstar bleach has gone to their brains. Here are the 2014 AVN Awards nominees for Best Alternative Site: (How are these sites even comparable for an award?)

AVN Best Alternative Website:

Clips4sale.com

CrashPadSeries.com

DivineBitches.com

FattyD.com

InsideAdult.com

JuicyPinkBox.com

Kink.com

MeanBitches.com

SexuallyBroken.com

ShemaleYum.com

ShemaleStrokers.com

Sssh.com

TSPlayground.com

Wasteland.com

WoodRocket.com

Despite the cluelessness on what the alt genre is all about, AVN still honored a lot of cool hard-working alternative performers and other creative people. Maybe the plus here is that alt is becoming sufficiently recognized that it is not ghettoized into one little category, but can win across the board. Here we are all rooting for BurningAngel to take home the wins again.

Here is an assortment of the good AVN Award nominations: (according to me)

2014 AVN Award Nominees

VIDEO
All-Girl Performer of the Year:
Justine Joli

BBW Performer of the Year:
April Flores
Kelly Shibari
Courtney Trouble

Best Actor:
James Deen, Watch Over Me, Digital Playground
Tommy Pistol, Evil Head, BurningAngel/Vouyer
Michael Vegas, Rebound, Wicked Passions

Best All-Girl Group Sex Scene:
Belladonna: No Warning 8, Belladonna/Evil Angel; Lia Lor, Lea Lexis & Leilani Leeane
Brazzers Presents: The Parodies 3, Brazzers; Lexi Belle, Christy Mack, Bonnie Rotten & Gia DiMarco
Sweet, Taliah Mac, Annabelle Lee, Ashlynn Leigh, Shyla Jennings&Annika Amour

Best All-Girl Release
Girls Will Be Boys, Belladonna/Evil Angel
Rooftop Lesbians: Going Up to Go Down, BurningAngel/Vouyer

Best All-Girl Series
Belladonna: No Warning, Belladonna/Evil Angel

Best All-Sex Release
Trashy, Rock Star/Adam & Eve

Best Anal Release
Rock & Roll In My Butthole 3, BurningAngel/Vouyer

Best Anal Sex Scene
Skin, Elegant Angel Productions; Skin Diamond & L.T.
What an Asshole, Belladonna/Evil Angel; Dana DeArmond & James Deen

Best Art Direction
Evil Head, BurningAngel/Vouyer
Underworld, Wicked Pictures
The Walking Dead: A Hardcore Parody, BurningAngel/Vouyer

Best Boy/Girl Sex Scene
Deep Pussy, Darkko Productions/Evil Angel; Skin Diamond & Prince Yahshua
Forsaken, DV Productions/Evil Angel; Ash Hollywood & Michael Vegas
Planting Seeds 3, Smash Pictures; Christy Mack & Toni Ribas
Skin Tight, Wicked Pictures; Dani Daniels & James Deen
The Temptation of Eve, New Sensations Erotic Stories; Bailey Blue & Xander Corvus
Ultimate Fuck Toy: Kennedy Leigh, Jules Jordan Video; Kennedy Leigh & James Deen
Wolverine: An Axel Braun Parody, VividXXXSuperheroes; Andy San Dimas & Tommy Gunn

Best Cinematography
Evil Head, BurningAngel/Vouyer; Mike Quasar
Underworld, Wicked Pictures; Francois Clousot

Best Comedy
Band Sluts, BurningAngel/Vouyer
Blondes Do It Better, BurningAngel/Vouyer
Clown Porn: The Parody, Blue Circus/Pulse

Best Director – Feature
Band Sluts, BurningAngel/Vouyer; Joanna Angel
Underworld, Wicked Pictures; Brad Armstrong

Best Director – Non-Feature
The Gang Bang of Bonnie Rotten, Digital Sin; Eddie Powell
Trashy, Rock Star/Adam & Eve; David Lord

Best Director – Parody
Evil Head, BurningAngel/Vouyer; Doug Sakmann
The Walking Dead: A Hardcore Parody, BurningAngel/Vouyer; Joanna Angel & Tommy Pistol

Best Double Penetration Sex Scene
Descent, Dana Vespoli/Evil Angel; Dana Vespoli, Alec Knight & Danny Wylde
Evil Head, BurningAngel/Vouyer; Joanna Angel, Tommy Pistol &Danny Wylde
Skin, Elegant Angel Productions; Skin Diamond, Marco Banderas & Prince Yahshua
Wet Asses, Jules Jordan Video; Shena Shaw, Ramon Nomar & Mr. Pete
Wet Asses 2, Jules Jordan Video; Veruca James, James Deen & Ramon Nomar

Best Drama
Underworld, Wicked Pictures

Best DVD Extras
Underworld, Wicked Pictures

Best Editing
Clown Porn: The Parody, Blue Circus/Pulse; Dick Chibbles
Underworld, Wicked Pictures; Scott Allen
The Walking Dead: A Hardcore Parody, Burning Angel Entertainment; Sonny Malone

Best Girl/Girl Sex Scene
Beyond Fucked: A Zombie Odyssey; Smash Pictures; Bonnie Rotten & Nikki Hearts
Bitchcraft 9, Jake Malone/Evil Angel; Andy San Dimas & Chanel Preston
Girls Will Be Boys, Belladonna/Evil Angel;Ash Hollywood & Aiden Ashley
Paint, Girlfriends Films; Dana DeArmond & Veruca James
The Walking Dead: A Hardcore Parody, BurningAngel/Vouyer; Skin Diamond & Kleio Valentien

Best Gonzo Release
Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom, Vivid Celeb
Inked Angels, Kevin Moore/Evil Angel
Jack Attack, Digital Playground
James Deen’s Sex Tapes: Off Set Sex, James Deen/Evil Angel

Best Group Sex Scene
Bridesmaids, Digital Playground; Jesse Jane, Stoya, Kayden Kross, Brooklyn Lee & Johnny Sins
The Devil’s Gang Bang: LIsa Ann vs. Chanel Preston, Devil’s Film; Chanel Preston, Danny Wylde,
The Gang Bang of Bonnie Rotten, Digital Sin; Bonnie Rotten, Karlo Karerra, Tony DeSergio, Mick Blue & Jordan Ash
Gangbanged 5, Elegant Angel Productions; Jada Stevens, Erik Everhard, James Deen, Jon Jon, Mr. Pete, Prince Yahshua, Ramon Nomar, John Strong & Julius Ceazher
The Madison’s Mad Mad Circus, Kelly Madison/Juicy; Christy Mack, Kelly Madison, Kendra Lust, Anikka Albrite, Brooklyn Chase, Jacky Joy, Romi Rain & Ryan Madison
Orgy University, Vivid Entertainment Group; Sarah Shevon, Skin Diamond, Aiden Starr, Dana DeArmond, Veruca James,James Deen, Jon Jon, Mr. Pete & Tommy Pistol
Hall, Aiden Ashley, Aaliyah Love, Ike Diezel, Travis Varjak, Jack Nixon, Lemy Metal & Porno Dan
Performers of the Year 2013, Elegant Angel Productions; Lily Carter, Ramon Nomar, Erik Everhard, James Deen, Alex Gonz, Toni Ribas, Jon Jon & Bill Bailey
Pump My Ass Full of Cum 3, Jules Jordan Video; Amy Brooke, Mark Wood, Chris Strokes & John Strong
Six in Me 2, Smash Pictures; Sarah Shevon, Danny Wylde, Mark Anthony, Marco Banderas, Logan Pierce & Evan Stone
Skin Diamond:No Limits, Zero Tolerance Entertainment; Skin Diamond, Billy Glide, John Strong, Mark Wood, Tommy Pistol & Will Powers
The Walking Dead: A Hardcore Parody, BurningAngel/Vouyer; Joanna Angel, Kleio Valentien, Larkin Love, Arabelle Raphael, Danny Wylde, Tommy Pistol & Wolf Hudson

Best Interracial Release
Dark Meat 5, Belladonna/Evil Angel

Best Makeup
Beyond Fucked: A Zombie Odyssey, Smash Pictures; Melissa Makeup & Andrea Wiersma
Clown Porn: The Parody, Blue Circus/Pulse; Dick Chibbles
Evil Head, BurningAngel/Vouyer; Melissa Makeup
The Walking Dead: A Hardcore Parody, BurningAngel/Vouyer; Andrea Wiserma & Tommy Pietch

Best Marketing Campaign – Company Image
BurningAngel Entertainment

Best Marketing Campaign – Individual Project
Clown Porn: The Parody, Blue Circus/Pulse
Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom, Vivid Celeb
Underworld, Wicked Pictures

Best Music Soundtrack
Trashy, Rocky Star/Adam & Eve
Underworld, Wicked Pictures

Best New Starlet
Christy Mack

Best New Studio
James Deen Productions

Best Non-Sex Performance
Zak Sabbath, Devil on a Chain, Vivid Entertainment Group

Best Oral Sex Scene
Facial Overload 3, Darkko Productions/Evil Angel; Bonnie Rotten
Joanan Angel: Orgasm Addict, BurningAngel/Vouyer; Joanna Angel [scene 5]
Skin, Elegant Angel Productions; Skin Diamond [scene 1]
Suck Balls 3, Darkko Productions/Evil Angel; Larkin Love

Best Original Song
Band Sluts, BurningAngel/Vouyer; “Gimme Some Pants” by Joanna Angel and the Gigolos

Best Packaging
Underworld, Wicked Pictures

Best Parody – Comedy
Evil Head, BurningAngel/Vouyer
The Walking Dead: A Hardcore Parody, BurningAngel/Vouyer
Welcome Back Kotter XXX: A DreamZone Parody, DreamZone/Vantage

Best POV Release
P.O.V. Punx 7: Big Boob Edition, BurningAngel/Vouyer

Best POV Sex Scene
Lesbian Anal P.O.V. 2, DV Productions/Evil Angel; Bonnie Rotten & Dana Vespoli
P.O.V. Punx 7: Big Boob Edition, BurningAngel/Vouyer; Vyxen Steel&James Deen
Schoolgirl POV 9, New Sensations; Riley Reid & Xander Corvus

Best Safe Sex Scene
Girl/Boy, DV Productions/Evil Angel; Jiz Lee & Manuel Ferrara
Hotel No Tell, Wicked Pictures; Bonnie Rotten & Erik Everhard
Hotel No Tell, Wicked Pictures; Kaylani Lei & James Deen
Rekindled, Wicked Pictures; Ash Hollywood, Tommy Pistol & Prince Yahshua

Best Screenplay
Band Sluts, BurningAngel/Vouyer; Joanna Angel & Spock Buckton
Underworld, Wicked Pictures; Brad Armstrong

Best Screenplay – Parody
The Walking Dead: A Hardcore Parody, BurningAngel/Vouyer; Joanna Angel & Tommy Pistol

Best Solo Sex Scene
Ass Wide Open 2, Belladonna/Evil Angel; Lea Lexis

Best Special Effects
Evil Head, BurningAngel/Vouyer
Underworld, Wicked Pictures

Best Star Showcase
I Am Christy Mack, Pornstar Empire/Exile
Joanan Angel:Kinky Fantasies, BurningAngel/Vouyer
Skin, Elegant Angel Productions

Best Supporting Actor
Xander Corvus, Underworld, Wicked Pictures
Mr. Pete, The Stripper 2, Sweet Sinner/Mile High
Derrick Pierce, Underworld, Wicked Pictures

Best Supporting Actress
Dana DeArmond, Orgy University, Vivid Entertainment Group
Stoya, Code of Honor, Digital Playground

Best Tease Performance
Hot Body Ink, Elegant Angel Productions; Bonnie Rotten
Trashy, Rock Star/Adam & Eve; Christy Mack

Best Three-Way Sex Scene – B/B/G
Anikka, Hard X/O.L. Entertainment; Anikka Albrite, James Deen & Ramon Nomar
Band Sluts, BurningAngel/Vouyer; Draven Star, Tommy Pistol & Danny Wylde
Welcome Back, Kotter XXX: A DreamZone Parody, DreamZone/Vantage; Mia Gold, Tommy Pistol & Jon Jon
Whore’s Ink, Darkko Productions/Evil Angel; Bonnie Rotten, Billy Glide & Bill Bailey
Wolverine XXX: An Axel Braun Parody, VividXXXSuperheroes; Allie Haze, Xander Corvus & Derrick Pierce

Best Three-Way Sex Scene – G/G/B
Anal Corruption, Kevin Moore/Evil Angel; Jada Stevens, Remy LaCroix & Mr. Pete
I Am Christy Mack, Pornstar Empire/Exile; Christy Mack, Bailey Blue & Toni Ribas
Obedience School, Kevin Moore/Evil Angel; Bonnie Rotten, Gia DiMarco & Danny Wylde
Underworld, Wicked Pictures; Jessica Drake, Asphyxia Noir & Toni Ribas
Weapons of Ass Destruction 7, Jules Jordan Video; Gabriella Paltrova, Zoey Monroe & James Deen

Best Wall-to-Wall Release
Whore’s Ink, Darkko Productions/Evil Angel

Director of the Year
Joanna Angel

Female Performer of the Year
Dana DeArmond
Skin Diamond
Bonnie Rotten

Mainstream Star of the Year
Buck Angel
Joanna Angel
James Deen
Stoya
Danny Wylde

Male Performer of the Year
Xander Corvus
James Deen
Tommy Pistol

Most Outrageous Sex Scene
Evil Head, BurningAngel/Vouyer; Kleio Valentien in “Double Pine-etration”
Fluid, DV Productions/Evil Angel; Justine Joli, Aiden Starr, Dana Vespoli & Chad Diamond in “Zero Gimp Thirty”
Snail Trails, Belladonna/Evil Angel; Kristina Rose & Chastity Lynnin “Lesbo Basting”
Squirtamania 32, Porno Dan/Pure Play; Andy San Dimas & Porno Danin “Sippin’ on Some Slit-zurp”

Unsung Starlet of the Year
Jessie Lee
Proxy Paige
Arabelle Raphael

Best Live Chat Website
Chaturbate.com
MyFreeCams.com
Streamate.com

Best Membership Website:
BurningAngel.com

Best Porn Star Website
Joanna Angel (JoannaAngel.com)

Best Solo Girl Website:
Kayla-Jane Danger (MyDollParts.com)
Ariel Rebel (ArielRebel.com)
Austin White (MyAustinWhite.com)

Best Web Premiere:
Girl Pile, QueerPorn.TV
Steampunk Alternasluts, Penthouse.com

BurningAngel: Sexy Substitute Teacher Andy San Dimas

CapnFirebeard — Sun, 03 Mar 2013 01:13:27 +0000

I don’t care what Andy San Dimas is teaching in this hot fantasy BurningAngel scene, but sign me up! Underwater basket weaving? I am there, How to survive blunt force trauma to the testicles? I would think about it but as soon as she bent over I would be signing up. She looks amazing playing the part of a naughty teacher, stripping out of her skirt slowly teasing us all with her firm body and her perky tits before she gets down to business and lets us see her nicely trimmed pussy. Her fingers darting over her wet hole and teasing her swollen lips as she sits on her desk, it doesn’t take her long to roll over onto all fours and give us all a perfect view of her sexy plump pussy lips and her puckered little ass. On second thought I would totally sign up for ball trauma 101.

Burning Angel writes:

Andy San Dimas is here to teach you some reading, writing, and arithmetic…and ass and titties! She’s the sexiest teacher you’ll ever have. Now check out her photos and take notes! You will be quizzed on this later.
Starring: Andy San Dimas
Photographer: Kelly Lind

AltPorn Superstar Andy San Dimas Live on Free Cam Now

SpiderMike — Mon, 22 Oct 2012 05:31:32 +0000

Gorgeous altporn superstar porno dream Andy San Dimas is live on free cam right now. She is rocking out to heavy metal. Right now, the track is Vixen and she is pulling a Scorpions Savage Amusement shirt up to show off her perfect pale tits. I can’t believe I recognize what she is listening to, so I’m almost shocked by Andy San Dimas having this as her naked sound track. Maybe tittie bars still play Vixen and the Scorpions. If tittie bars have girls like Andy San Dimas dancing there, I need to make it out to strip clubs more. This incredible sex symbol babe just finished doing what she called a “flash” for a tip. A lot of girls would just show half a boob for what they considered flashing. Not Andy San Dimas. She showed off her great tits and then showed a closeup of her ass and pussy, started fingering her asshole, and then sucked on her finger with a look of mischief in her beautiful eyes. She is online and live now and, probably because she is new to the camming system, there are not even that many people in her room, so you can get personal attention from Andy Fucking San Dimas! Register for free to get access to search, look for Andydroid, and ask Andy San Dimas everything you’ve ever fantasized.

Andy San Dimas writes:

Name: Andydroid
CamScore: 1411.8
Gender: Female
Body Type: Average
Ethnicity: American Indian
Hair: Black
Eyes: Hazel
Weight: 120 pounds
Height: 125 inches
Age: 26
City: Los Angeles
Country: United States
Sexual Preference: Bisexual
Smoke: Herb
Drink: Occasional
Marital Status: Married
Occupation/Major: Porn Star, model, actress
Pets: 2 chihuahuas and 1 doll face Persian cat
About Me: From the pages of HUSTLER, PENTHOUSE, Club, Foxxx, Cheri, VICE and pretty much every other XXX magazine, I’m here LIVE on cam broadcasting from my bedroom! I’ve been making a huge name for myself in adult entertainment since 2007, and I’m still having a ton of fun I was the proud winner of 2011’s AVN BEST ACTRESS for my role as Rachel Berry in THIS AIN’T GLEE XXX (yes, I really sang in this movie) and I was also XBIZ 2011 PERFORMER OF THE YEAR! I’ve starred in some of the best selling recent XXX films (BATMAN XXX, SUPERMAN XXX, ELVIS XXX, ETC) and I’m very proud to say that I work for VIVID on a regular basis. I’ve also done my fair share of mainstream work, most recently in ASKING ALEXANDRIA’S ‘TO THE STAGE’ (music video), and DRIVE (starring Ryan Gosling)…Stop into my room sometime to say ‘hi’, tip for sexy times, etc! 500 tokens earns a SIGNED HARDCORE DVD!!!
Tags: brunette, smoking, rocknroll, model, famous, pretty, natural, metal, pornstar, tattoos, alt, smoker
Meaning of Life: To be as happy as you can as much as possible…all while being honest.
Favorite Books: I love bad celebrity memoirs: motley Crue – the dirt, the heroin diaries, dimebag Darrel – black tooth grin, MUSTAINE, lol babysitters club, etc
Favorite Songs: Deadsy. Deftones. Prince. Ace of base. The Cars. Motley Cre. Nirvana. Gucci Mane. Waka flocka flame. LIL b tha based god. Bone thugs n harmony. New Found Glory. Tears for fears. Mother Love Bone. Borgore. Skrillex. Rusko. Mr Bungle. Faith No More. Reggie & the full effect. Type O Negative. Odd Future. Van Halen. Boston. Veil of Maya. Born of Osiris. Stone Temple Pilots. Slowdive. Slipknot. Salem. Sex Pistols. Ready For the World. SWV. Immature. Psychedelic Furs. Pantera. Megadeth.
Favorite Movies: Nowhere. Welcome to the dollhouse. Gummo. Bill and Ted’s excellent adventure/bogus journey. Peewee’s big adventure. Addams Family. Bride of Chucky. Child’s play. Elvira mistress of the dark. The doom generation. Jawbreaker. Mac & Me. Garbage Pail Kids. Uncle Buck. Christmas vacation. Muppets Xmas Carol.
Hobbies: My dogs (Bambi & Pantera), my career, fashion, traveling, vegetarian/veganism, vintage clothing/toys, collecting topps movie trading cards, collecting out of print VHS, Anton LaVey, Jayne Mansfield, Elvira, being metal, etc.
Perfect Mate: Philip Kross, Keanu Reeves circa 1985, Sid Vicious
Turn Ons: long hair, metalheads, musical talent, ambition, style, manliness, intelligence…

BurningAngel: Metal Andy San Dimas in Corpse Paint

Truant — Thu, 31 May 2012 22:39:37 +0000

Sexy Andy San Dimas has gone full tilt Metal in this hot new Burning Angel update. Leather and spikes, black boots and corpse paint! I don’t know where they got that epic scary silver Greek God mask that they used for this set, but it is truly metal nightmare material. Andy San Dimas‘ hot ass pushing out of her torn tockings on teh other hand is the stuff of wet dreams and fantasy van art.

Burning Angel writes:

Many of you might not know this, but Andy San Dimas is a big fan of death metal. You should read her INTERVIEW in the BurningAngel magazine – Issue 8 (shameless plug!) where she goes into all the bands she likes. Anyway, I wanted to make her metal dreams come true, while simultaneously making all of your perverted dreams come true – Andy gets to dress up in her metal outfit, and take off all her clothes for you. Everyone wins…Happy Friday!

AltPorn Awards 2012: Best Feature AltPorn Video Nominees

AltPorn — Wed, 30 May 2012 01:00:31 +0000

The official APN 2012 AltPorn Awards nominees for Best Feature AltPorn Video 2011 are:

Kung Fu Pussy
Studio: Burning Angel Entertainment
Director: Joanna Angel
Starring: Mr. Pete, Skin Diamond, Brian Street Team, Jessie Lee, Kleo, Dane Cross, Tommy Pistol, James Deen, Dana DeArmond, Joanna Angel, Tom Byron, Kelly Chaos

Jessie Goes to College
Studio: Burning Angel Entertainment
Director: Joanna Angel
Starring: Jessie Lee, Andy San Dimas, Mariah, Miss Myra, Larkin Love, Aria Aspen, Cadence St. John

Librarians
Studio: Burning Angel Entertainment
Director: Joanna Angel
Starring: Mr. Pete, Kleio, Asphyxia, Draven, Keni Styles, Danny Wylde, Wolf Hudson, James Deen, Joanna Angel, Mick Blue, Kimberly Kane, Skin Diamond

Hot For Teacher
Studio: Burning Angel Entertainment
Director: Joanna Angel
Starring: Sean Michaels, Rizzo Ford, Sparky Sin Claire, Brian Street Team, Violet Monroe, Cherry Torn, Danny Mountain, Tommy Pistol, James Deen, Joanna Angel, Mick Blue, Twix

Fuckenstein
Studio: Burning Angel Entertainment
Director: Joanna Angel
Starring: Joanna Angel, James Deen, Ramon Nomar

The Whores Of Darkness
Studio: Burning Angel Entertainment
Director: Joanna Angel
Starring: Felix, Mick Blue, Tommy Pistol, Wolf Hudson, Bella Vendetta, Draven Star, Brian Street Team, Asphyxia, Ranie Mae

AltPorn Awards 2012: Best Gonzo AltPorn Video Nominees

AltPorn — Wed, 30 May 2012 00:30:47 +0000

The official APN 2012 AltPorn Awards nominees for Best Gonzo AltPorn Video of 2011 are:

– Inkd Vol1
– Joanna Angel AssFucked
– Freaky Punk Ass
– Eat Me Out
– Kick Ass Chicks #91 – Alt Chicks
– Pov Punx 5
– Lesbian Spotlight – Cadence St. John
– My Favorite Emo Sluts
– The 3-Way
– Cumtastic CookOut

Inkd Vol1
Studio: Dirty Diablos
Director: D. Sanchez
Starring: Sergio, Paul, Tony Rubino, Amy Brooke, Carlo Carrera, Indigo Augustine, Jamie Valentine, Gina Hawk

Joanna Angel AssFucked
Studio: Burning Angel Entertainment
Director: Joanna Angel
Starring: Steve Holmes, Mr. Pete, John Strong, Manuel Ferrara, Mick Blue, Joanna Angel, James Deen, Mason Moore

Freaky Punk Ass
Studio: Home Made Canada
Director: Ryan Morel
Starring: Kream, Dave XXX, Vandal Vyxen, Eva Luxuria, Sindy Foxx, Lily Douce, Sassy Meli, Anthony Woods

Eat Me Out
Studio: Burning Angel Entertainment
Director: Joanna Angel
Starring: Sinn Sage, Ladie Lane, Kelly Chaos, Sally Sparrow, Eden Von Sleaze, Lily LaBeau, Jiz Lee, Lexi Belle, Annie Cruz, Taurus

Kick Ass Chicks #91 – Alt Chicks
Studio: Kick Ass
Starring: Rachel Rotten, Miss Kitty, Proxy Paige, Cherry Torn, Coco Velvett, Andy San Dimas, Scarlett Pain, Jandi Lin, Scar, Jade-Blue Eclipse, Emma Mae

Pov Punx 5
Studio: Burning Angel Entertainment
Director: Joanna Angel
Starring: James Deen, Kylee Kross, Katie St. Ives, Krysta Kaos, Shay Ryan, Moretta, Indigo Augustine, Ana Diego

Lesbian Spotlight – Cadence St. John
Studio: Abigail Productions
Starring: Annie Cruz, Charley Chase, Cadence St. John, Sea J. Raw, Phoenix Askani, Jamey Janes

My Favorite Emo Sluts
Studio: Burning Angel Entertainment
Director: Joanna Angel
Starring: Mr. Pete, Phoenix Askani, Moretta Coxxx, Sailor Vega, Skin, Violet Monroe, Tommy Pistol, Mick Blue, Kris Slater, Chad Alva

The 3-Way
Studio: Vivid Premium
Director: David Stanley
Starring: Jada Fire, Anthony Rosano, Barry Scott, Tommy Pistol, Mason Moore, Brooklyn Lee, Xander Corvus, Skin Diamond, Asphyxia Noir

Cumtastic CookOut
Studio: Burning Angel Entertainment
Director: Joanna Angel
Starring: Joanna Angel, Asphyxia, Brittany Lynn, Gabriella, Miss Genocide

AltPorn Awards 2012: Best Gothic Update Nominees

AltPorn — Tue, 29 May 2012 22:30:51 +0000

The official APN 2012 AltPorn Awards nominees for Best Gothic update of 2011 are:

– Asphyxia Noir – In The Alley – Burning Angel
– Kyle Kross – Come Into My Room – Bombshell Brats
– Judy Smile – Fishnets – Gothic Sluts
– Andy San Dimas and Kate – Sunday Best – GodsGirls
– Felix – Gothic Stripping – Burning Angel
– Evelyn Cates – Eve Darko – XOEve
– Annika Amour – American Gothic – Burning Angel
– Razor Candi – Deathrock Halloween – Gothic Sluts
– Draven – Smokin Hot – Bombshell Brats
– Andy San Dimas – Sexy Maid – Burning Angel
– Razor Candi – Blue Vamp – Gothic Sluts
– Asphyxia Noir – Whore of Darkness – Burning Angel
– Sierras – Purple Striped Stockings – Gothic Sluts
– Annika Amour – Goth Church Debut – Burning Angel
– Galas – Vampire Fantasy – Dirty Diablos
– Mabel – It’s Witchcraft – Burning Angel

Asphyxia Noir – In The Alley
Photographer: Matthew Terhune
Site: Burning Angel

Kyle Kross – Come Into My Room
Site: Bombshell Brats

Judy Smile – Fishnets
Photographer: Brett Nelson
Site: Gothic Sluts

Andy San Dimas and Kate – Sunday Best
Photographer : Sioux Sinner
Site: GodsGirls

Felix – Gothic Stripping
Photographer: Kelly Lind
Site: Burning Angel

Evelyn Cates – Eve Darko
Site: XOEve

Annika Amour – American Gothic
Photographer: Kelly Lind
Site: Burning Angel

Razor Candi – Deathrock Halloween
Photographer: Bodó Janos Attila
Site: Gothic Sluts

Draven – Smokin Hot
Site: Bombshell Brats

Andy San Dimas – Sexy Maid
Photographer: Kelly Lind
Site: Burning Angel

Razor Candi – Blue Vamp
Photographer: Bodó Janos Attila
Site: Gothic Sluts

Asphyxia Noir – Whore of Darkness
Photographer: Kelly Lind
Site: Burning Angel

Sierras – Purple Striped Stockings
Site: Gothic Sluts

Annika Amour – Goth Church Debut
Photographer: Kelly Lind
Site: Burning Angel

Galas – Vampire Fantasy
Site: Dirty Diablos

Mabel – It’s Witchcraft
Photographer: Kelly Lind
Site: Burning Angel

AltPorn Awards 2012: Best Nerd Update Nominees

AltPorn — Tue, 29 May 2012 21:00:51 +0000

The official APN 2012 AltPorn Awards nominees for Best Nerd update of 2011 are:
(Examples: dorky girls, gamers, cosplay)

– Myra – Vulcan – GodsGirls
– Zelda – Comic Clerk – GeekGirlsOnline
– Sweetheart – Party Bus – EroticBPM
– Zelda – Road Warrior – GeekGirlsOnline
– Noel Cypress – Summoner Yuna Cosplay – NoelsNaughtyNook
– The Joker and Alice in Wonderland – Blue Blood
– Athena Hollow & Noel Cypress – Haunted House – GeekGirlsOnline / NoelsNaughtyNook
– Asphyxia – Fucking The Books – Burning Angel
– Nao – Geeky Girl – BombshellBrats
– Andy San Dimas – Godzilla – GodsGirls
– Noel Cypress – Lady Sylvanas – NoelsNaughtyNook
– Evelynne Bennu – Fairytale – EroticFandom
– Leila Hazlett – Comic Geek – GeekGirlsOnline
– Noel Cypress – Narutard – NoelsNaughtyNook

Myra – Vulcan
Photographer: Self Shot
Site: GodsGirls

Zelda – Comic Clerk
Site: GeekGirlsOnline

Sweetheart – Party Bus
Site: EroticBPM

Zelda – Road Warrior
Site: GeekGirlsOnline

Noel Cypress – Summoner Yuna Cosplay
Site: NoelsNaughtyNook

The Joker and Alice in Wonderland
Photographer: Amelia G & Forrest Black
Site: Blue Blood

Athena Hollow & Noel Cypress – Haunted House
Site: GeekGirlsOnline / NoelsNaughtyNook

Asphyxia – Fucking The Books
Site: Burning Angel

Nao – Geeky Girl
Photographer:
Site: BombshellBrats

Andy San Dimas – Godzilla
Site: GodsGirls

Noel Cypress – Lady Sylvanas of World of Warcraft
Site: NoelsNaughtyNook

Evelynne Bennu – Fairytale
Photographer: Amelia G & Forrest Black
Site: EroticFandom

Leila Hazlett – Comic Geek
Site: GeekGirlsOnline

Noel Cypress – Narutard
Site: NoelsNaughtyNook

GodsGirls: Andy Godzilla San Dimas

Truant — Tue, 05 Apr 2011 01:11:30 +0000

GodsGirls just posted the much anticipated Godzilla series of sexy Andy San Dimas. Sure, she looks sexy naked. You already know that. But, as a playful flirty Godzilla? Godsgirlzilla? That’s just mega-sexy and fun. I would have loved to see more pictures of her playing with my Goth babe crush Jenna Valentine, but there are only a couple of shots where Jenna couldn’t help but jump in to mess with Andy. I really enjoyed looking through these. They had a fun feeling and it was good to see Andy San Dimas showing a more upbeat mood.

GodsGirls writes:

Andy Godzilla San Dimas

Las Vegas: AltPorn Wins

BedaHoydenish — Wed, 12 Jan 2011 22:12:58 +0000

Sorry about the lack of updates the last few days. Porn conventions in Las Vegas are fun but exhausting. I think I need to sleep for a week. The altporn genre was definitely kicking ass at the Vegas shows this year. AltPorn is really coming into its own and the alt showings at AEE and Internext help to underline this. My future wife April Flores from BlueBlood looks amazing in red and there is nothing cuter than Joanna Angel in a prom dress walking the red carpet to the show where BurningAngel rocked the AVN Awards with a ton of nominations and a whopping three wins.

Here is a list of altporn-related award wins:

Best Porn Star Website
Joanna Angel, JoannaAngel.com

Best Actress
(tie) Andy San Dimas, This Ain’t Glee XXX, Hustler Video
India Summer, An Open Invitation: A Real Swinger’s Party in San Francisco, Kink.com/Private/Pure Play

Best Alternative Web Site
Kink.com

Best Web Premiere
Dong of the Dead, BurningAngel.com

Best Educational Release
Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Advanced Fellatio, Vivid Ed

Best Solo Sex Scene
Joanna Angel, Rebel Girl, BurningAngel/Vouyer

Best Supporting Actress
Lexi Belle, Batman XXX: A Porn Parody, Axel Braun/Vivid

Hall of Fame
Belladonna
Sinnamon Love
Jasmin St. Claire

Most Outrageous Sex Scene
Belladonna: Fetish Fanatic 8, Belladonna/Evil Angel; Adrianna Nicole, Amy Brooke & Allie Haze in “Enema Boot Camp”

Joanna Angel writes:

I am honored to have won these awards,” says Joanna. “I am incredibly shocked that we won three awards. This is a record new record for BurningAngel! I am thrilled to have received awards in both web and DVD categories. It’s a sure sign that all aspects of the company are getting stronger. I can’t wait to give my fans even more in 2011 – it’s going to be a great year.

Burning Angel: LA Pink Orgy Scene

Truant — Mon, 08 Nov 2010 18:05:28 +0000

BurningAngel just posted a hot scene today from their L.A. Pink porn spoof of L.A. Ink. I’m not the biggest fan of porno spoofs, but this one was was better than most and this is a fun scene. It was hot to see MistiDawn, Joanna Angel, Draven, Coco Velvett, and Andy San Dimas all naked together. Even if James Deen couldn’t quite give all of them his full attention, it in a hot fantasy scene. You even get a taste of Joanna’s acting chops in the trailer below. I do still wish they would fix that screaming girl intro they use for everything.

Burning Angel writes:

I took a break from porn and started my own line of frozen pizza. It was a weird time and I don’t know what got into me! I ran into my favorite BurningAngel girls in the supermarket…and then everything came back to me. Sex is so much better than frozen pizza…especially when it’s with 4 other hot girls and a nice cock.

starring: MistiDawn, Joanna Angel, Draven, Coco Velvett, Andy San Dimas & James Deen music: Randy Craftwood
length: 32 mins type: Multiples

Rock Star Porn Star: Andy San Dimas

KittyTwo — Fri, 01 Oct 2010 23:02:20 +0000

RockStarPornStar is one of the few sites with a male star, which is for a straight audience i.e. people who like to watch a guy with a big dick give it to every hot pornstar on the planet. Spyder Jonez a.k.a. Evan Seinfeld is not just any super tattooed guy who knows how to have rough sex right. Older music fans may know him as the guy from Biohazard and, from 1998 to 2003, he played Jaz Hoyt, tattooed badass inmate, in the HBO prison drama Oz. Although I think he did Oz and Biohazard as Evan Seinfeld and does porn and his newer band the Spyderz with his Spyder Jonez moniker, I like that Evan Seinfeld has both on his site and always brings up both his television and music projects and his porn projects in every interview I have ever seen with him.

A while back, I commented on a scene Andy San Dimas did for NaughtyAmerica, where she is getting it on with a kind of unattractive vanilla guy. Even the somewhat vanilla members of NaughtyAmerica didn’t care for that stunt cock. So it is a real pleasure to see how into the fucking Andy San Dimas gets when she gets to fuck a rock and roll guy. Check out this RockStarPornStar trailer with Andy San Dimas and Spyder Jonez to get a taste. Once you see pretty inked Andy San Dimas getting all vocal and sweaty, you’ll almost certainly want to see more and RockStarPornStar has lots more to show you.

Rock Star Porn Star writes:

Spyder Jones fucks the shit out of this hot dark haired slut

NaughtyAmerica: Andy San Dimas and Rocco Reed My Sister's Hot Friend

KittyTwo — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 20:37:48 +0000

I’ve been noticing more and more girls who start out doing altporn and then end up doing just kind of vanilla porn porn. I can’t decide how I feel about it. Andy San Dimas is certainly hot, so more scenes with her has to be a good thing. Even the members of NaughtyAmerica are dubious about watching her with generic stunt cock Rocco Reed. I’d really rather watch her fucking Brian Street Team from BurningAngel or Individual from Blue Blood or someone who looks like them. Should doing altporn solo or with attractive guys be a gateway for doing regular porn with regular porn penis?

Naughty America writes:

Synopsis: Rocco’s had the hot’s for his sister’s best friend for years, and he’s finally had enough of the just friends line. When Andy moves into a new house, and mentions she needs some art for the walls of her bedroom Rocco see’s his chance. Arriving at her place with a piece of art he’s picked out just for her, Andy is a little confused, and definitely skeptical about what he’s brought. Asian erotica isn’t quite what she was thinking, but it does get them talking about, well, sex. Laying it on the line Rocco suggests that they do the nasty. Andy isn’t sure at first, but decides to humor him, satisfy herself, and soon laying is exactly what the two of them are doing.

Burning Angel: Slutty Tattoo Artists Andy San Dimas and Coco Velvett

Truant — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 22:09:19 +0000

Burning Angel just posted a hot little quick and dirty photo set from a scene in their L.A. Pink release featuring Andy San Dimas and Coco Velvett playing the town’s most sluttiest tattoo artists. This photo series wastes no time getting to the point. They are already naked and sweating and full of cock in the first of the 44 shots. It almost feels like you walked right in on a hot and heavy threesome and decided to stay to watch how it ends. I would. I like how this isn’t pretty sex, instead it’s a little rough and dirty and very hot. It has a passionate spontaneous vibe to it and that makes it exciting to see. Andy and Coco take turns getting fucked and share the mess to wrap things up with their lucky customer. I hope he tipped them well.

Burning Angel writes:

Andy and Coco – the stars of our amazing porn parody (look every porn company has made like 100 parodies – we just made one, ok? ) were known as the sluttiest tattoo artists in town. They had a little game they played with their customers; its called “Let’s fuck them instead of giving them tattoos.” I think it’s a fun game! Right? I don’t think Erik minded
girl: Andy San Dimas, Coco Velvett photographer: Nick Shameless pics: 44 type: Sex

BurningAngel: Dong of the Dead Zombie Porn

Cutter — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 20:00:48 +0000

Halloween always means monster fucking! This year horror schlock stunt cock and star of BurningAngel‘s Re-penetrator and XXXorcist features, Tommy Pistol is getting his Zombie on. When I first saw these, they cut the thumbnails so you couldn’t see his makeup other than what was on his cock and I really thought they were using diseased talent. All I could see was a cock with red sores sticking into the frame (and Joanna and Andy). I never thought I’d be like, oh good, he’s a Zombie. I wonder if the billing rules have change though. I do remember some drama from a few years back when alt sites like BarelyEvil were given 24 hours to remove all monster sets with special effects stage blood etc. on October 1st while Burning Angel was given a pass through Halloween to keep their Re-Penetrator content on their site. I read somewhere that several other sites were not very happy about that. Maybe if they relax the obviously stupid rules on monster movie inspired ‘gore’, sites like BellaVendetta won’t be stuck with off brand non-standard billers like Hughes for their membership processing. That would be good. Getting back to the program though, watch sexy french maids Joanna Angel and Andy San Dimas give a lucky Zombie a different kind of ‘brain’ in this fun Halloween gallery from BurningAngel. Click the pick for a free sample gallery.

Burning Angel writes:

It’s Halloween soon, sooooo…I made a zombie porn!!! Everyone’s favorite! It’s called Dong Of The Dead and it’s about a zombie psycho killer who goes after hot chicks in slutty Halloween costumes. And by hot chicks, I mean me and Andy San Dimas! Also exciting news: it guest stars Re-penetrator and XXXorcist star (and BurningAngel favorite) TOMMY PISTOL! Woohoo! There’s humor, gore and a hot threesome: all the essentials for a great zombie porn! Here are the pics…stay tuned for the video…

Burning Angel: LA Pink DVD Site

Truant — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 19:36:30 +0000

Burning Angel just launched their promotional site for L.A. Pink. Spoofs and parodies are very popular in porn right now and who would be better to do the fuck version of TLC’s L.A. Ink? Joanna Angel makes for a more plausible Kat Von D knockoff than most of the porn spoofs manage to cast and hopefully the High Voltage Tattoo crew have the right sense of humor to take this release for what it is. Although, from watching the show, I would bet they won’t.

Burning Angel’s new L.A. Pink promo site is nicely done and features trailers for the DVD, along with lots of free sample galleries, including behind the scenes shots and hot pics of the cast in each of their scenes. The Misty Dawn scene looks worth the price all on it’s own, although I think they could have easily found a more heavily inked woodsman than James Deen. I think she’s one of the hottest girls in all of smut right now. KittyTwo might fight me to put Draven (who they call ‘Nicole Sevvven’ for some reason in the galleries) in that top spot though. The downloads area offers banners and sexy wallpapers of the cast, although oddly enough nobody seems to have noticed have wrong URL (LAPinxxx.com?) on the wallpapers, and the promo site also features a news blog that, given the size of this production and all the people they have involved in this project so far, surprisingly still doesn’t have any news on it. But, the L.A. Pink site does give you a good idea of what to expect from the DVD and on the overall is slick and good looking.

I really like that they put so much energy and resource into making L.A. Pink. They got a great cast, the locations are well designed, and the sex looks like it will be action packed and fun to watch. But, there is a fine line between good natured parody and mean spirited mockery and from what I’ve seen so far, this production doesn’t seem to stay far enough on the good side of that. Knowing a thing or two about the tattoo world and the altporn DVD audience, I don’t expect the viewers will mind an undertone of petty bitter competitive jealousy though.

Burning Angel writes:

LA Pink is a hilarious sexy tale about tattoos, being a female entrepreneur in a male-dominated world…and having an insatiable sex drive. It’s a pornographic parody loosely based on TLC’s reality TV show, “LA Ink”, and is written and directed by award-winning starlet Joanna Angel – LA Pink’s leading lady. LA Pink also features adult stars Andy San Dimas, Misti Dawn, Draven Star, CoCo Velvett, Brian Street Team, Erik Everhard, Sean Michaels and James Deen.

Joanna Von Angel is a world-renowned tattoo artist, and the owner of her shop. She has hired some of the sexiest artists in the industry to be part of her staff; between Joanna and the girls at the shop, they give the best blowjobs – and the best tattoos – in town…well, other than the shop’s only male tattoo artist, Brian Street Team, who can’t seem to get a customer no matter how hard he tries. Things get a little crazy one day when Sean Michaels – CEO of Pizza Party Incorporated (the largest distributor of frozen pizza in the world) – walks into the shop and offers Joanna her own frozen pizza licensing deal. The contract is a dream come true; it offers fame, fortune and a whole lot of free pizza, but at the expense of giving up tattooing…AND sex. How far will Joanna go – or not go – for the sake of her business?