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DawnAvril: Dawn and Azrael getting to know each other.

Greg — Sun, 01 Jan 2017 23:49:08 +0000

Dawn Avril and her photographer boyfriend Phil are having a guest over in this latest update from her site. Luckily there’s no small talk and awkwardly watching the clock wondering when they might leave though.
This guest is Azrael Nightmare and she’s come over with the express intention of getting to know Dawn a lot better. The two girls get settled in on the couch and get to work on each other, playfully tugging each others’ clothing and grabbing ass (who wouldn’t want to grab either one of those asses?)
Both gorgeous girls are dressed in knee high socks, black underwear and not much else, and soon the games progress, with bras being pulled off and mouths straying down to breasts.
If you want to know how far things really go, you’ll have to go check out the update for yourself, over at DawnAvril.

Dawn Avril writes:

I’ll do almost anything.. ALMOST… no one cup bullshit. HAHA! I love teasing you by teasing myself. I like fucking myself, fucking phil-flash, and kissing hot chicks… or fucking them.. whatever.

Anal Acrobats: Bonnie Rotten gets all her holes filled

Jinq — Sun, 10 Jul 2016 03:08:14 +0000

Most people know that Bonnie Rotten enjoys having loads of sex. And if one man can’t please her… why not bring three? These well-hung pornstars are exactly what Bonnie needs to fulfill her wettest dream. She teases them at first, but nothing can stop Erik Everhard, Ramon Nomar and Karlo Karrera from fucking this tattooed queen straight to a royal climax. Bonnie fills all her holes with their cocks and takes them all at once. No one’s left unsatisfied. In a playful manner, Bonnie shares every piece of her body with the guys and she seems that she wants to go one extra step. I wouldn’t mind if I were to have a go at her myself. She’s so fuckable that my deepest desire is to hold her up on a nearby wall and penetrated her thoroughly. I was even a bit satisfied when a guy tried to recreate my imagination in a way. And Bonnie seems that she loves to be dominated. In the end, every guy finishes their loads on Bonnie’s beautiful sweaty body, and all over her naughty mouth. Definitely a scene worth seeing.

Anal Acrobats:

When tattooed superslut Bonnie Rotten wants her hot ass royally fucked, the more the merrier! This insatiable, busty alt-beauty invites well-hung studs Erik Everhard, Ramon Nomar and Karlo Karrera to stuff her with their raging cock meat, and the boys happily oblige. Bonnie gets every hole filled at once in a triple penetration and erupts in a squirting climax as her asshole gapes widely. She even enjoys a lewd double-anal penetration before sucking out three messy loads of hot, gooey cum.

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Cutter — Fri, 19 Nov 2010 14:20:52 +0000

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EroticBPM: Signs Contract Girl Kitteh

Truant — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 20:36:02 +0000

EroticBPM just announced their first contract girl signing, bringing in APN member Kitteh (AKA Sylver until we figure out how to change it in the member database), who you may remember from her former sexy appearances on other sites like DeviantNation. I thought there was another girl (Gwen?) who won some sort of model contract from EroticBPM a few years ago, but maybe that was a different sort of deal, so congratulation to Kitteh and EroticBPM! I do have to say that I’m not a fan of girls changing their names. It makes things more complicated for people who are fans of theirs, but I guess starting fresh must be the point. We’re all really looking forward to the sexy stuff this partnership has in store from EroticBPM. I’ve always enjoyed the sultry sexy work Kitteh has done in the past and I’m betting she’ll make some really good stuff working so closely with the fun creative people at EroticBPM. Now break out the glow-sticks, it’s party time!

EroticBPM writes:

Marking their 11th year online, Killshot Productions has announced the addition of the first exclusive contract model for EroticBPM.com. The site will be featuring new content from the “Kitteh” every week in addition to her regular presence in the new webcam section of the site. Kitteh will be spending her time as an alt model exclusively with EroticBPM.com

Kitteh commented, “I’ve been around the block in alt porn…I have been a member of many different sites and have had the pleasure of being a part of many different online communities. I’d have to say this is the best site I’ve been on so far and I am super excited to be joining the site officially and getting naked for such a large and welcoming community. I can’t wait to bare all for the members and models alike.”

EroticBPM continues to push forward with new features and ideas to keep their customers engaged, entertained, and happy. “Although we have had many long lasting relationships with our talent, by working so closely with Kitteh, we will have the opportunity to really explore and execute some great ideas while of course keeping members entertained with a lot of sexy content.” Says Killshot Productions’ proprietor, Scott Owens.

EroticBPM is also gearing up to roll out version 5.0 of its community area this month with a wide array of new features and tools to keep members engaged and in contact with all their Ebpm friends.

Babeland: Vibrating Chocolate Bunny

Truant — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 23:01:55 +0000

In the original Easter spirit of Pagan fertility festivals, it looks like Peter Cottontail has something a little extra dirty and sweet for your basket this year. Babeland is offering an eco-friendly chocolate jackrabbit style vibrator. It’s even wrapped in fancy gold seamless foil to prevent mess and injury. I really really want to see one of these in use. Would it really melt in your mouth and not in your hands? Would it matter? It would either be hot or hilarious, either way is a win. This really does make the perfect gift for people in certain understanding relationships. I really hope this isn’t an April Fools, but with an opening line like “Good news ladies, you no longer have to choose between your two favorite passions: chocolate and sex.” it’s hard to tell for sure. Check Babeland for all sorts of sexy fun equipment.

Babeland writes:

Good news ladies, you no longer have to choose between your two favorite passions: chocolate and sex. Just in time for Easter, Babeland introduces the first-ever Vibrating Chocolate Bunny–designed to satisfy both your cravings.

Wrapped in smooth, seamless gold foil, the vibrator can be used as you would any Rabbit Vibrator to stimulate both the clitoris and the G-spot. But, when you’ve had your fill, simply remove the disposable motor, unwrap the toy, and voila: you’ve got your very own, very special chocolate easter bunny.

Once you’ve feasted on the delicious milk chocolate bunny, what’s left of the bunny (the foil wrapper and the motor) can be recycled, making this one very eco-friendly rabbit. Available for a limited time – only at Babeland

Little Mutt: Haley Sweet Fucks Golf Balls

KurtLoaded — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 23:47:07 +0000

I just found the cutest gallery of sexy little super pierced teen Haley Sweet putting three golf balls in her tasty looking little shaved vagina. I love that she’s really having a good time and laughing while the balls squeeze out and bounce across the floor. I wonder if they are going back in her Daddy’s golf bag when she’s done. Haley has a surprising amount of ink and body piercings (although you can’t see them all in these shots) to still be able to pull off that cute a look. Little Mutt doesn’t always have the most alternative girls but they do strike a balance between adorably cute and outright obscene that really turns me on. Click the pic for a free sample gallery from Little Mutt. Anyway, I thought these were hot and fun and had to share. Hope you like them too.

Little Mutt writes:

You’ve heard the myth about ping pong balls but Haley Sweet really cranks it up a notch. If your a fan of something a little out of the out of the ordinary, Haley is sure to be a great new source for hours of entertainment.

Payback Baby: Membership Discount Deal

Truant — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 14:26:07 +0000

Sexy Mette Th13teen is offering a new discounted membership offer for new and existing Payback Baby memberships. Get a three month membership and you will get your fourth month free. It’s like 25% off. They have some really nice looking alt-photography over there, so if you haven’t checked it out yet, here is a good opportunity.

Payback Baby writes:

Payback Baby! is having a special on memberships!!! Any member who buys 3 months, gets 1 extra month for free.. It doesnt matter if you are a new member joining or already on the site – everybody gets 1 free month of membership!! That makes the price for 1 month as low as 2.50€/3,57USD/18.61DKR!!!

If you ever considered joining us to get full access to our alt. hotties getting nekkid – this is it! Tell you friends, co-workers, lovers and what not – you are welcome during this short period special!!

EroticBPM: AltPorn Artifacts on Ebay

Truant — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 19:21:54 +0000

EroticBPM is offering never before seen unreleased content to go along with a real piece of AltPorn history. Killshot is auctioning off the original 10 gig hard drive upon which RaverPorn was launched and eventually morphed into the EroticBPM site we know and love today. The drive is wiped clean, but if you are a member of the site, he’ll infuse it with special unreleased content! This drive had sexy altporn on it before sites like SuicideGirls were even registered domains. I know a 10gig drive doesn’t seem very useful, but EroticBPM is only $19.95 for 90 days, so pick up a membership that’s about a third of the price of a standard site membership and pick up this beloved and trusty AltPorn artifact, and you will get to enjoy even more special unique and rare content. That sounds like a win win win to me. You have a limited time, so be sure to put in your bid now.

EroticBPM writes:

I bought this hard drive when I started the site in order to have enough room to store all the porn I was making.

It has been in continuous service of this website for 10 years and has now been retired because 10 gigs is pretty useless to me now.

If anyone from Ebpm buys it. I will load some special unreleased content on it. So if you are the winner be sure to send me a message with your username to let me know!

AVN: Stoya and Belladonna via XCritic

Truant — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 17:01:23 +0000

We wanted to share a couple fun videos from our friends over at XCritic from the AVN 2009 show, featuring Stoya and Belladonna. I really like the Belladonna one. She’s so in charge of the mob. I think the poor guy interviewing Stoya was just a little too tongue tied, but who can blame him. We wish all our talented friends, stars, directors, and producers, the best of luck with this years awards.

Teh Suck

AltPorn — Fri, 19 Jan 2007 10:26:06 +0000

The APN Myspace profile got deleted. Sorry if we lost you. Add us back if you want.

Send Us Your Halloween Costume Pics!

EdRoth — Wed, 01 Nov 2006 16:19:41 +0000

Another glorious Halloween has come and gone, and we’re left with memories and pictures of hot people dressed up all slutty. I’m sure lots of us had some cool costumes, so I’d like to invite our readers to email us pics of yourselves all dressed up and ready to rock. We’ll post up the best ones here.

Rules:

You have to be 18. You shouldn’t even be fucking reading this if you’re under 18. Go away if you are.
No, erm, excessive nudity. Boobies are okay, making out is okay, nothing beyond that. Don’t insert shit into any orifices, please.
Your images will only be used by us for the purposes of creating the gallery of halloween costume pics listed above. We won’t use them in any advertising, promotional materials, etc.
We have the right to refuse to use any of the images you send for any reason.
If you need to have a pic removed for some reason, just contact us.

Email your pics to halloween@altporn.net

And while you’re at it, check out Sexy Abe Lincoln.

The World Famous Altporn Sitename Generator is BACK

EdRoth — Mon, 16 Oct 2006 01:46:53 +0000

Cash in now honey! »

i am going to make so much freaking money after i register all these domains

– Scott Owens

Fun Fan Sign Pics from Scar 13

EdRoth — Thu, 05 Oct 2006 17:00:13 +0000

The lovely and talented Scar 13 sent us some really fun, sexy fan sign pics a while back, but I’m a douche and never posted them. But here’s proof: Scar 13 loves us, and we love you!

Whoops

EdRoth — Mon, 25 Sep 2006 21:29:06 +0000

Remind me to check the site after I make changes to important files so it’s not down for, oh, say, 16 hours.

Upgrades this weekend

EdRoth — Sat, 05 Aug 2006 13:30:04 +0000

If you’re seeing this, you’re seeing us on the new server. Things still need to be fixed up and tweaked, so bear with us while the process moves forward. Excelsior!

We’re moving to a fancy super-fast new server this weekend. This will probably cause some downtime while we sort through the moving boxes, so bear with us. We should be back to full speed this weekend.

Oh Violet, you make me feel so much better

EdRoth — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 03:49:08 +0000

I’m quite sick. I really should have gotten a flu shot a long time ago, because if I did my sinuses might not be filled with goo, and I might not be pointlessly hacking up a lung every 5 minutes, and my joints might not hurt like they do, and my skin might not feel like it’s on fire (the last part is actually my allergies, but lemme tell ya, nothing better than to have a severe allergy attack while you have the flu).

So what could make me feel great? That Violet Blue loves us! She was kind enough to include our lil’ site on her front page in zee “New Link Orgy.” I think the “orgy” bit means we get to get it on with folks like the Viviane’s Sex Carnival crew, which is just great in my book.

I’m gonna to pull out all my teeth with a pair of pliers now.

(photo by Thomas Roche)

Screens from Miss Bunny’s Forensic Files appearance

EdRoth — Tue, 10 Jan 2006 23:00:01 +0000

I totally forgot to follow-up on my previous post about Miss Bunny’s appearance on CourtTV’s Forensic Files. I taped the show, and took some screenshots:

The episode is called “Summer Obsession”, and is #238, if you’re looking to catch it in reruns.

Hey baby, I like your claw

EdRoth — Tue, 13 Dec 2005 15:18:56 +0000

I’m not a huge fan Mythbusters — more out of laziness than dislike — but maybe I need to if there’s a chick with a huge fucking iron claw on it.

SexyFandom: Real Doll Home Surgery

EdRoth — Mon, 05 Dec 2005 00:30:17 +0000

SexyFandom points out a fascinating, and kind of disturbing, collection of images from Real Doll repairs.

Top 500! Woot!

EdRoth — Fri, 25 Nov 2005 00:40:36 +0000

This was nice to discover: it appears Altporn.net been chosen as one of Feedster’s top 500 blogs (#373, specifically). Woot!

Aine: the Best Reason to Visit Portland

EdRoth — Tue, 22 Nov 2005 01:31:46 +0000

Portland is a cool town, but I can think of no better reason to visit than the lovely Aine. When I was in town last summer, Genesis LaVey was kind enough to take me to see her at The Acropolis. I was blown away.

I spent way too much money that night…

3xL: Whaddap rubber-lips?

EdRoth — Thu, 17 Nov 2005 14:00:20 +0000

Is it your goal in life to look like a glossy action figure? 3xL has found the lipstick for you, Sally!

3xL writes:

Doir has created a new lip gloss there makes your lips look like they are made from shiny soft latex: Dior Addict Plastic Gloss!

“Intense color and extreme brilliance all in one, this rich, dense gloss makes lips look like they are “dressed” in a skin-fitting vinyl sheath. The smooth, slick finish is just as durable as it is gorgeous – just one slick of the wand lasts for hours.”

The new lip gloss is available in a long range of colors and cost $23.

Sexy Fandom with Molly Case: McBoner

EdRoth — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 18:07:44 +0000

Sexy Fandom with Molly Case appears to be, as they say, “back,” and she’s dropped some info on McDonalds in Japan gender-bending Ronald into a hot caucasian chick:

According to the Media Guardian, a Japanese commercial artist, who answers to the name Kazoo, came up with the idea of translating the Ronald McDonald costume to a ladies party dress. Apparently, this has had quite the impact on the cosplay community in Japan all year. Someone please send me pictures of this.

The pic gallery at The Guardian requires registration; try BugMeNot.com if you’d rather not.

Get Altporn.net in your Inbox, baby

EdRoth — Sat, 15 Oct 2005 03:35:40 +0000

I’ve added a new feature: daily summaries of updates, e-mailed directly for your reading pleasure. You can use the form here, or the one in the left sidebar:

CyDyBlog.net: Lesbian Gamers

EdRoth — Thu, 06 Oct 2005 14:54:06 +0000

I find girls playing video games very erotic, thank you very much. So I’m posting this.

CyDyBlog.net writes:

The magazine Killer Betties has an article entitled Girl-on-Girl Gaming: Exploring Communities, Questions and Concerns of Lesbian Video Gamers. Pretty cool, and touches on more than just the Sims. (Which is probably the only game that can really have lesbian characters.)