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Tomorrow is National Plushie Day

KittyTwo — Tue, 28 Oct 2025 03:42:27 +0000

National Plushie Day sneaks up every October 28th and, honestly, it’s one of those just because holidays that deserves way more hype. There’s something about plushies—whether you’ve got a single soft friend chilling on your bed or a whole menagerie lurking around your place—that makes life a bit cozier. Fortunately, Bad Dragon has our plushie needs covered. They have the cuddliest plush merch ever and it is on sale for this stuffed animal celebration. Seriously, their plushes of Duke and Janine and Rex and Sahleen are super soft and detailed. Yes, Bad Dragon lore is so developed that some of their toys have, not only art and back story, but an associated critter suitable for snuggling after using their incredible toys. It is while supplies last and Duke is already sold out, so get your stuffie celebration going early.

There are other plush holidays out there, like National Teddy Bear Day and Bring Your Teddy Bear To Work Day, but this one’s for the whole crew, including dragons, bunnies, horses, unicorns, cats, dogs, and all the various critters and cryptids out there. Nobody’s totally sure when National Plushie Day started, but some say it came about because people felt like Teddy Bear Day was kind of playing favorites, so they wanted a holiday that included ALL the plush animals, not just bears. Every plush animal should have its moment. Some folks mark the occasion by posting plush pics online, hosting swaps, crafting up new fuzzy friends, or ordering up plush companions for their current menageries. National Teddy Bear Day is on September 9th and National Bring Your Teddy Bear To Work Day on the second Wednesday of October. But they’re all basically about the same thing: celebrating those soft, huggable toys that make life a little cozier. National Plushie Day is just the most inclusive. Plush Animal Lover’s Day is about celebrating every squishable, no gatekeeping required.

Tuesday, October 28th, 2025, all available Plushies (Rex, Janine, and Sahleen) will be discounted at 20% off their regular retail price while supplies last.

This will be a great time to buy some cuddly gifts for the upcoming Holiday Season! So be sure to drop by on Tuesday and take advantage of the incredible savings on our popular plush toys!!

Secret Dome: Kinky Perversion To Go!

KurtLoaded — Wed, 16 Jul 2025 19:00:04 +0000

I found this perv party treasure at the most recent AVN/AEE Expo, and talk about things you didn’t know you need until you see them. Secret Dome offers a collection of high quality kink boxes that are easy to set up, include lots of restraint options, built in cooling fans, lighting, dilating access portals, and everything else you might need to set up a hot little sex adventure. The tops of these Scandale boxes are designed for your head to be comfortably exposed above the cube (including a snapping collar) with or without blindfold, while the portal holes allow for all sorts of gloryhole activities, from groping and fingering, to full-on anonymous fucking. These are great for fetish parties or your next Sniffies.com pump-and-dump. And, depending on how you do the setup, nobody would even have to know your identity, which is pretty exciting in this modern age. Secret Dome offers an assortment of sizes and accessorized configurations, from luggage sized fuck box to full dungeon cubes that rival the size of some New York apartments.

This article originally appeared in AltStar Magazine Issue #26,
which is now available in Print and Digital editions from Zinetastic

Colorful Cook: Falling For Fitch

Truant — Mon, 14 Jul 2025 19:00:02 +0000

Colorful Cook has such a distinctive style to their entire toy line, from the luxuriously soft smooth texture of their high quality platinum cure silicone, to their consistently fantastic whimsical coloration choices, and their hand painted details just set the stage for some of our favorite toys. Fitch here, on its face, should just be a pretty random dong. It’s not a crazy dragon, it doesn’t have an intimidating knot, or spikes, or wings. And yet, it’s an unmistakably adorable star of any collection. I love the perfectly proportioned swell of the shaft as it nears the enthusiastically upturned head, giving a real sense of fullness with pressure on just the right spots internally. Those star-strewn balls feel really good in the hand too. It’s no wonder Colorful Cook has been cleaning up in the Awards shows, like winning a Bazowie Award for Best Fantasy Toy for another one of their playfully creative designs, Hattie. I really like some of their pastel drippy pour designs, but this soft rainbow is really well executed as well.

This article originally appeared in AltStar Magazine Issue #26,
which is now available in Print and Digital editions from Zinetastic

Our Erotic Journey: Zodiac Collection

Truant — Fri, 11 Jul 2025 19:00:59 +0000

Hey There Baby, What’s Your Sign?
Our friends over at Our Erotic Journey have been brainstorming some fun new accessories and just released their Zodiac Collection, which includes an entire array of pocket sized astrologically themed vibrators, specially themed for the entire birth sign spectrum. They even each include a cute little gold on black card with interesting astrological info, like who you are likely to vibe with and what your sexual characteristics are likely to lean towards. I really like the creativity put into each design and the USB rechargeable vibrators are no slouch either. I guess the question is, do you get your own sign, or do you get the signs you mix best with? Personally, I kind of like the Sagittarius, as that buzzing/rumbling point is so precise and if I’m being honest, I really like the T-bar so it can be anchored for a little anal stimulation as well. These make sexy fun great gifts too!

This article originally appeared in AltStar Magazine Issue #26,
which is now available in Print and Digital editions from Zinetastic

Hankey’s Toys: Slipping on Banana Dildo is A-Peeling

KittyTwo — Wed, 09 Jul 2025 19:00:58 +0000

I love my Hankey’s Toys Banana Dildo. Girthy, but still suitable for vaginal use. Well, the small, which I have, is, and I think the medium would be too. The small is fairly banana sized. But this is Hankey’s Toys we are talking about, so of course this one goes up to an XL, with an insertable length of eleven inches, and a circumference of more than ten inches, so definitely goes up to great anal sizes as well. I suppose having giant Banana Dildos makes the banana-for-scale concept absurdist. (Photo series idea!) I love the way the banana peel is shaped with a nice clit tickler, which is functional, but looks organic in the sculpt. I’m told that the peel in the larger sizes is a nice prostate tickler for gentlemen as well. Speaking of the sculpt, the subtle raw banana texture in the shaft is really beautiful detailed work and feels great, goes in smooth with enough texture to be interesting without slowing you down. I got the extra firm on this customizable toy. If you like firm, as I do, I think Hankey’s Toys has some of the best-feeling firmness, so I’m thrilled to be able to get their premium silicone feel in such a usable toy.

This article originally appeared in AltStar Magazine Issue #26,
which is now available in Print and Digital editions from Zinetastic

Faux Phallus Frangipani V-Plug

Molly Case — Mon, 07 Jul 2025 19:00:55 +0000

Faux Phallus is famous for their beautiful botanical sculpts and the Frangipani V-Plug is no exception. It is narrower at the top while still being rounded, expanding to a fuller round in the bottom two thirds until it comes in very tiny at the bottom with a small flared base. Faux Phallus makes a lovely extra soft which is very gentle while still holding their detailed flower petal designs. While the softness may make it a bit harder to insert, this is a real plus for any v-plug design. If you have not used one before, you might not be familiar with the wide range of uses, but gentleness near the cervix and around delicate skin in general is a plus. It can be inserted before sex to help open you up during foreplay, which is especially helpful if you have a well-endowed partner or if you are warming up for a cam show with a particularly ambitiously sized toy. V-plugs can be used with a chastity belt and worn under clothing. I’m going to upset the younger women reading this now, but, at a certain age, it is helpful for women to do some exercises to keep the ladyparts in working order, especially if one enjoys PIV sex, and v-plugs are very useful for this. I promise that the creations of Faux Phallus look infinitely more gorgeous than anything you will get at your doctor’s office. Frangipani flowers symbolize love in many cultures.
~by Molly Case

This article originally appeared in AltStar Magazine Issue #26,
which is now available in Print and Digital editions from Zinetastic

Opening Up Gothic Beauty Box 56

KittyTwo — Fri, 04 Jul 2025 19:00:53 +0000

Gothic Beauty Magazine was one of the first publications that got me interested in alternative style. I love that they are still publishing and curating lifestyle Gothic Beauty Boxes. Box 56 has items from brands I know like Lip Service stickers, Dark Asteroid Pretty Corpse Paint, and a gorgeous LashyDoodle (goth) spring palette. Plus I love discovering new brands, like the Spooky Spirits Lab coffeehouse scent makes me want to drink lattes while reading the magazine in a cemetery. Speaking of the magazine, I was delighted and amused this issue to see famous altporn producer Amelia G interviewing famous alt pornstar Jessie Lee about her black-clad goth wedding in Las Vegas. With not a single mention of porn anywhere. The wedding feature is beautiful and I recognized a lot of faces in it. Gothic Beauty is always an inspirational and, well, wholesome read.

This article originally appeared in AltStar Magazine Issue #26,
which is now available in Print and Digital editions from Zinetastic

CeelCee Dragons Unarmed Strike: Fisting and Community

BedaHoydenish — Wed, 02 Jul 2025 19:00:52 +0000

We were intrigued when ShopDad tweeted a pic from his room at the AltStar Expo with the caption, “Doing some dildo engineering with @Ceelcee_ while at the AltStar Awards.” Turns out that ShopDad took both single-handed and double-fisted molds of CeelCee’s fists. Next thing we know, Wandering Bard is releasing the exact scale replica of CeelCee’s fist as a toy, which is fantastic. CeelCee said, “Of course I am so pleased and honored to work with Wandering Bard Toys @BardToys. Thank you to ShopDad @ShopDad2 for your expertise in sculpting and setting this all in motion. Thank you to Linda @ppsculptors for your assistance with the casting. Thank you Clix @Messyhot for videoing the process! And thank you to @AltPornNet for bringing us all together at the 2024 AltPorn Awards!” This is exactly the sort of thing we love to see grow out of our AltStar events, independent creative people coming together in the community to collaborate and make more art.

This article originally appeared in AltStar Magazine Issue #26,
which is now available in Print and Digital editions from Zinetastic

Bad Dragon: Zephyr the Wind Dragon!

Truant — Mon, 30 Jun 2025 19:00:50 +0000

Bad Dragon has been dropping some real bangers lately, and I’m totally enthralled by their new depth specialist, Zephyr the Wind Dragon. The long slender deco reminiscent silhouette stands apart from the usual aggressive stylings, like Zephyr’s partner in lore, Kragg the Rock Dragon. This gives Zephyr a more elegant highborn fantasy vibe, and I love that its lore embraces Zephyr’s soothing and calm confident persona. The smooth snake scale and wispy fur sculpting details accentuate its princely nature. Zephyr’s signature misty rainbow coloration is a perfect fit as well. And, I have to say, Zephyr is very satisfying to play with too. It’s great for comfortable deep penetration exploration and that girthy knot slowly graduates with just the right amount of stretch on entry, challenging you to go deeper. I also really like the plug-like shape of the knotted base, allowing for Zephyr to stay firmly in place for anal play, once you’ve taken the whole length, and that subtle head feels amazing as it teases the sigmoid colon. I love how it feels inside as my body moves, sliding in my core as I twist and stretch. This toy is worthy of creating a whole colorful fursona around it’s design and now I aspire to acquire an even bigger one to play with too.

This article originally appeared in AltStar Magazine Issue #26,
which is now available in Print and Digital editions from Zinetastic

Celebrate Pride Month with Special Nothosaur Treats

Truant — Thu, 12 Jun 2025 00:47:07 +0000

If you are a fan of fun fantasy toys, Pride Month is always a treat, as some of our favorite indie toy artists roll out some of the best designs in fantastically bright rainbow colors. This June, Nothosaur has really gone all out with a whole host of their popular toys, all decked out in traditional rainbow colorations. This includes one of my personal favorites for anal play, Ein (which you can see my review of in AltStar Issue 25) and I’m excited to check out all the others as well. Nothosaur CEO Maple Gao says:

“June is our time to celebrate in full color. To mark the occasion, we’re bringing back a special limited-edition collection of rainbow-themed fantasy toys: bold, beautiful, and born from the community. At Nothosaur, we celebrate the diversity of the communities we serve and proudly stand with them always.”

During the month of June (and while limited supplies last) you can get all sorts of goodies with your Pride orders, including limited edition pins, socks, and even rainbow tote bags with some orders. Personally, I really like rainbow toys, if for no other reason but what they look like while being used. Watching each gradation of color slowly disappear as it slides inside is really visually satisfying, and I love the color work Nothosaur has done with this whole collection.

Rockstar Wigs: Dramatic Hairstyles

KittyTwo — Wed, 28 May 2025 17:30:40 +0000

Rockstar Wigs is the brainchild of artist Charles Reger. Although his personal work may contain themes like punks making out, his previous design work was apparently surprisingly children’s activity books. His Rockstar Wigs are really a hit though. He saw a dearth of dramatic wigs in the marketplace and set out to do something about it, designing and manufacturing wigs intended for cosplay and drag and similar looks. These designs are popular options for cam models. The wigs are shipped from Houston, Texas, so they arrive quickly for US-based people. They are all heat styling-friendly, meaning one can use a curling iron or flat iron to get the right face-framing. The ability to change up persona with a good lace front wig can be great for switching up a stream or just celebrating a theme with one’s camily.

This article originally appeared in AltStar Magazine Issue #25,
which is now available in Print and Digital editions from Zinetastic

Bad Dragon: Andre the Mammoth

Truant — Tue, 27 May 2025 17:30:05 +0000

According to Bad Dragon archana, Andre the Mammoth is a proud, and massive tusked, gregarious elephantine barbarian with a thirst for adventure. He likes to party and he’s down for whatever. But, be warned, although Andre comes in a variety of sizes, his 2X size is the biggest toy in the entire Bad Dragon collection. This thing is a real beast, measuring in at 20” tall and weighing 16 pounds! So, for everyone interested in testing your limits, this fella is sure to be the challenge you may be looking for. Mine is a more manageable ‘medium’ which is still an impressive 9” of usable length and just shy of 5” of diameter at the base. I really like that Andre pleases both my love for depth and girth, and that nice bumpy curve feels amazing as well. The tapered and wedged head is great for finding that sometimes elusive sigmoid colon for the deepest anal penetration and that sizable increase in width as you find your way down over the preputial ring can be a real thrill. The bumpy organic silhouette of this toy makes it particularly fun for aggressive riding too. I think Andre would be a great toy for can shows and fantasy clips, given its unique shape, which seems geared toward showing every detail of penetration. So, for everyone looking to be truly concurred, Andre the Mammoth is a formidable barbarian to have at your gate.

This article originally appeared in AltStar Magazine Issue #25,
which is now available in Print and Digital editions from Zinetastic

Chakrubs Original Crystal Sex Toys

Truant — Mon, 26 May 2025 17:30:00 +0000

Chakrubs invites us into the world of magical crystal sex tools. Looking through their creations is like a trip to the Natural History Museum with and experiences Crystal Healer along to explain the beneficial properties of each of the beautiful Earth borne objects. Chakrubs takes their metaphysical Chakra healing work seriously and they make some of the most beautiful sexy related pieces available. Using 100% pure crystal minerals and gemstones, like pure red or white jasper, clear natural clear or rose quartz, nephrite, heart, xaga, and rabbit jade, and more. My favorite, pure amethyst is described as being good for providing calm and balance, emotional stability, lucid dreaming, and even helps with addictive behaviors. Sign me up for some of that. Plus, it just looks stunning. Chakrubs also has an inspired Shadow Line of darker creations, including the black obsidian and stainless steel Nunchaku.

This article originally appeared in AltStar Magazine Issue #2,
which is now available in Digital edition from Zinetastic

Welcome Mr. Hankey’s XTRA Minis

KittyTwo — Sat, 24 May 2025 17:30:42 +0000

Today, the angels sang! Hankey’s Toys just dropped a new XTRA collection. I have long been an admirer of the incredibly beautiful sculpts from Hankey’s Toys. As art pieces, they can be really stunning. I especially liked their very unique Seahorse sculpt, which won an AltStar Award and which we featured in a layout with Jen Hexxx in these pages, so I was very happy when they rolled out a smaller version of that as one of the designs in their first XTRA collection. The third and newest XTRA collection is so beautiful. It is chock full of fantastical sculpts. The Dildos & Dragons and The Cobra are particularly intricate designs. You’ll have to enjoy a little texture, but I definitely do, and I’m so thrilled to be able to use these as vagina-insertables. An extra nice feature of the XTRA line is that it is very unusual to be able to customize smaller silicone toys. These delights from Hankey’s, however, allow one to select from 25 colors and 4 levels of firmness, and even whether or not to sport a metallic sheen.

This article originally appeared in AltStar Magazine Issue #25,
which is now available in Print and Digital editions from Zinetastic

B-Vibe Rimming Plug w/ Remote

Truant — Fri, 23 May 2025 17:30:00 +0000

The B-Vibe Rimming Plug is one of the most innovative butt toys the industry has ever seen. Not only does this USB rechargeable buttplug have a remote control (effective up to 30 feet!) for it’s powerful multi-function vibrating tip, but they added multi-speed rotating (rimming) pearl beads at the girthy base. It’s like the classic rabbit we’re all familiar with, but for your sensitive b-hole. Brainchild of Alicia Sinclair, certified Sex Expert and former VP of Worldwide Sales and Business Development at Jimmyjane, this toy covers all the bases. It’s seamless hypoallergenic, body-safe, phthalate-free, latex-free, non-porous surface makes it easy to clean and care for and it’s even shower safe. Those beads spinning around in various patters creates a uniquely exquisite experience, solo or during partnered sex, and with the handy remote, it’s fun to play with out in public too, like at the movies or a hot dinner date. It’s 6×1½ inch size is nice (if a bit intimidating for some beginners) and the 1½ hour running time is great. Oh and it comes with a fancy brushed metal travel case (since been upgraded to a sleek travel case) for that thrilling secret mission.

This article originally appeared in AltStar Magazine Issue #2,
which is now available in Digital edition from Zinetastic

Happy World Goth Day from Bad Dragon

SpiderMike — Thu, 22 May 2025 18:59:15 +0000

As they often do, Bad Dragon celebrates World Goth Day with some delightfully dark pours. This special Bad Dragon link will get you to all the current inventory featuring such color pour combinations as After Midnight, Black Cherry, Wicked Haze, Dark Wave, RivetHead, Beautiful Ghoul, Black Magic, Masquerade, and Shadowheart. All of these color combos are pours which look how you’d want them to look with those spooky gothic subculture names. If you’ve been wanting to celebrate World Goth Day with a dildo which matches the color of your soul, Bad Dragon has you covered, so get this drop before it sells out.

Elemental toys: Expanding Bam! Bam!

Truant — Thu, 22 May 2025 17:30:08 +0000

I’ve finally gotten my hands on my very own AltStar Awards nominated Bam! Bam! from Elemental Toys. I’ve had a crush on this toy ever since I saw it nominated by the fans because I’ve never seen such a high quality inflatable like this before. I love the cartoonishly simple clean design and the colors Elemental Toys gets for their entire collection are always gorgeous. They mastered the process of including a durable air bladder embedded in the toy with a high quality hand pump and tube assembly, which creates a nice evenly distributed expansion of this silicone toy. And, wow, it expands a LOT! I really enjoy pulling it out while it’s still fully inflated. That big internal stretch feels so amazingly fulfilling and it’s perfect for fans of big sexy gapes. Elemental Toys also offers a variety of shapes to suit too.

This article originally appeared in AltStar Magazine Issue #25,
which is now available in Print and Digital editions from Zinetastic

Nothosaur: Ein the Horny Unicorn

Truant — Tue, 20 May 2025 02:19:54 +0000

Nothosaur is another fun toy company with spectacular lore built around their toys. Their entire line exists within their complex fantasy world and the story of Ein is pretty wild. You see, Ein was originally an Angel, who fell out of grace and was stripped of their wings and penis, and banished to the realm of Nothosaur in effeminate rainbow horse form. Poor Ein was still brimming with lustful hormones, but lacked the biological equipment to get release, which was truly a frustrating position to be in. Then, one fateful day, Ein became so strongly aroused by watching Nothosaur’s equine Conola character frolicking about, that Ein managed to sprout a magical horn that is fully capable of feeling sexual stimulation! I’m not even doing this story justice, but it goes deep, just like this toy. Totally worth the read though. Anyway, I honestly do love playing with this toy. The graduating size is great for opening things up and the reduction in size at the base allows it to be used like a nice long plug, with a shape that stimulates all the nice areas inside as I move. Nothosaur gets a really excellent texture in their silicone as well, giving them a soft smooth luxurious consistency that’s really fun to play with.

This article originally appeared in AltStar Magazine Issue #25,
which is now available in Print and Digital editions from Zinetastic

Bad Dragon Pride Rainbow Toys Drop

BedaHoydenish — Sun, 04 Jun 2023 00:31:39 +0000

As part of celebrating Pride Month, Bad Dragon is creating tons of ready-made inventory with fun rainbow color schemes. Since they started the Pride toy drop yesterday, I’ve been hitting reload on their inventory page, sorted for newest additions. It is hypnotic checking in every couple of hours and seeing new beautiful rainbow toys added and others disappeared off to their forever homes. Now is a great opportunity the impatient among us to own rainbow toys without waiting for a Bad Dragon customs.

Happy World Goth Day from Bad Dragon

BedaHoydenish — Mon, 22 May 2023 07:01:52 +0000

We love all things subculture here at AltPorn.Net so we are thrilled to see the sexy collision of goth and Bad Dragon for World Goth Day. In the desert where mystical and black and spooky dragons make their lairs, it is now the witching hour on World Goth Day, so you can check out what is currently in Bad Dragon inventory and get your ready-made dark sex toys before they are all gone.

May 22nd is World Goth Day, and we are dropping a fanciful collection of marbles and fades that are perfectly aligned for the occasion right now.
Get there soon before the bats fly off with all the good stuff!

Bad Dragon: Jerry the Gnome April Fool’s

BedaHoydenish — Mon, 03 Apr 2023 04:48:38 +0000

If you saw Bad Dragon‘s April first post about their new Jerry the Gnome toy, you could be forgiven for assuming it was not real. If you obsessively hit reload on their ready-made inventory page, you can watch the number of gnomes available count down in real time. Every April, Bad Dragon announces a sort of joke toy. Past April one releases have ranged from silicone brass knuckles to a silicone fire hydrant. The April Fools drop is something whimsical and funny. But also you can really order it, only for an incredibly limited time. While I have been writing this post, the remaining Jerry the Gnome toys have ticked down from 29 available to 26 still available. The Nordic lore of the nisse is that they are temperamental fae creatures which usually help with small household and work tasks (or play disturbing pranks.) I’ll leave it to your imagination what tasks Jerry might assist you with.

Jerry
Jerry the Gnome is a naughty little nisse who tends to enjoy deep, moist dwellings as an avid spelunker. On top of that, Jerry also happens to be adorable and hard to resist. It’s not uncommon to find him enjoying a stroll in the woods and enjoying the company of the wee critters there or those camping out in his beard. At night he has the propensity to collect all kinds of odds and ends while villagers are sleeping. A perfect companion to keep nearby, although you may want to keep your dresser drawers shut tightly, he might sneak away with your drawers or your nighty.

Jerry is a little over five strawberries tall and an apple around. He’s not just a great travel companion or sculpture, but for those daring enough to invite this little fella into their bedroom, well, Jerry is your naughty little pleasure Gnome. Handpoured, 100% platinum silicone, and diligently crafted, Jerry is a detailed fella with tiny critters, flowers, and mushrooms in his entourage. You will absolutely fall in love with this wee fella. Get your Jerry the Gnome while he is around for the getting because April Fool’s Day toys disappear quicker than the Holiday itself

Sex Toys Unboxing: Hot Octopuss DiGiT Vibe

Miss LoLo — Tue, 12 Apr 2022 21:00:14 +0000

Hot Octopuss products have been featured in GQ, Playboy and Cosmopolitan! Their products have been winning awards since 2014. Give their website a visit there you will find a range of things including all items available for purchase and their educational blogs. Hot Octopuss designs innovative and cutting-edge sex toys that look beautiful and work well with your body.

They believe that pleasure is a fundamental rate and they are working to break down the taboos and stigmas surrounding masturbation. This company started as a passion project between two friends in 2013. It’s now their personal mission to introduce some innovation into the sex toy industry. They set out to create sex toys that would blow your mind!

The DiGiT is housed in body-safe silicone with ABS body safe plastic components. The innovative design allows you to slip the vibe right on to your hand. It acts as an extension of your very own body. The rings are flexible enough and very versatile to fit any size. You can use one finger as standalone to get a good grip or you can use the second ring to get a better hold. DiGiT‘s sweeping curves adorn your fingers like a custom piece of jewelry. This enables you to add stimulating vibrations to every touch.

It’s a hundred percent waterproof so you can make a splash and take it in the tub. It has six vibration patterns and adjustable speeds, plus includes a quick charge USB adapter. You can use it during solo play or spiced things up with your partner. The DiGiT is subtle unobtrusive and beautiful. It’s pocket-sized, it’s very quiet, and it’s very fun! With the DiGiT you can have effortless intense orgasms right at the tip of your finger. The design of this product really makes it feel like a modern work of art!

Orgasms at your finger tips! Check out the new finger vibe by Hot Octopuss, known as the DiGiT . Show bad sex the finger – @HotOctopuss
♡ HotOctopuss.com
♡ @xmisslolox

Sex Toys Unboxing: The Wandering Bard Medusa

Miss LoLo — Mon, 11 Apr 2022 21:00:40 +0000

Do you like dildos? Do you like Dungeons and Dragons? I have the perfect sex toy company for you! The Wandering Bard Toys, based in Fremont California, supplies you with the best fantasy toys around. The Bards are inspired by role-playing games and dreams of horny monsters. Shake away the shame and stigma around having fun with sex and experiencing your fantasies when you shop with The Wandering Bard.

The basilisk, mimic, dragon and dire wolf models are all to die for. I got Medusa in size Medium and medium firm for just a bit of squish while also remaining flexible. This Medusa is a marbled combination of both hot pink and fire orange and is 7.25 inches tall from base to tip. There’s also very purple mica pigments throughout giving it a gorgeous shimmer. It also has a very strong glow in the dark effect which makes it look even more beautiful in the dark.

It has beautiful details and textures to it in the form of scales and ridges. It’s bulbous tapered head is squishy and the base on Medusa is great because I can get a good grip. This wriggly beauty has just enough texture but not too much. It’s adventurous girth remains subtle and enjoyable. Medusa is a very unique fantasy model designed for the more adventurous. The underside of the toy has contrasting ridges too so you can get a different pleasure experience.

Included in my order I got an exclusive Wandering Bard toy storage bag. They also included a Wandering Bard sticker as well as a care card. The Medusa by The Wandering Bard Toys is a beautiful and functional work of art. There’s new models, colors, and sizes to love on their site so go stop by! The Bards are waiting to give you a unique customer experience.

Unboxing Medusa by The Wandering Bard Toys ♡
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@BardToys ☆ @xmisslolox

Sex Toys Unboxing: Phreak Toys Brutus and Dovah

Miss LoLo — Fri, 08 Apr 2022 21:00:31 +0000

There’s a fantastic sex toy company that resides in a secret location in North Yorkshire and you can join them at phreak dot club. This company was founded by Alex, an engineer graduate with a job and product development. Alex’s love of sci-fi and fantasy led him to create these beautiful toys after years of experimenting with role-playing and sexual fantasies.

The model Brutus from Phreak is a formidable opponent. It has a good sturdy grip, stands all on its own, and it’s curvature is perfect for P and G spot stimulation. There’s also soft ridges along the head that tapers down to a more girthy smooth shaft. This allows you a contrast in textures before you reach the base. This is a minotaur based model being half man and half bull. Will you grab the bull by the horns?

Dovah (Alt Porn 2021 Fan Winner) is quite the opposite from Brutus on the texture scale. It’s a texture lover’s dream. Dovah is an intense lover from start to finish beginning at the tapered and prickly head, it’s very soft and squishy upon entry. It has a ridged shaft while having a veiny and very detailed lower half and, then bam, you reach the beautiful squishy knots. The texture is very styled and detailed. Dovah stands tall, loud, and proud and is anal safe and harness compatible. This showpiece sex toy has been sharply angled for your pleasure and has been meticulously detailed.

Phreak Toys was born during times where most sex toy shops offered poor product quality and control. They are here to bring you body safe masterpieces. This now international toy company ships worldwide and they offer various shaped and sized models along with an array of custom options! Packages are shipped and billed discreetly. Your privacy comes first. Shop now to receive extras in your order like candies, minis, and care cards courtesy of the fantastic folks at Phreak Toys.

Phreak Toys Unboxing Brutus and Dovah ♡

Phreak.club ♡

Sex Toys Unboxing: Hankey’s Taintacle and Uni

Miss LoLo — Tue, 05 Apr 2022 21:00:22 +0000

They’re known for having really large (and small) toys and they’re one of the most award winning companies out there. You know them, it’s Hankey’s Toys! Hankey’s is growing in popularity and you can find their products in stores around the world, everywhere from San Diego to Australia and even in the UK. These handmade toys are poured and made to order. If you want something extra spicy they do marble blends and two-tone colors on request. With every order you’ll receive stickers and an amazing suction cup compatible with vac-u-loc toys.

I wanna talk about the Taintacle tentacle dildo by Hankey’s Toys. Mine is in size small and it is a custom marble blend of pink red and a pastel blue. Gorgeous! This tentacle is medium firms so it has a very nice wiggle. This toy stands on its own base and is branded with the Hankey’s Toys logo. This tapered toy is anal safe and fits most harnesses. The texture goes from a rounded squishy point to a thin taper and then gets smooth. It has a slight curve for g-spot penetration and several slightly raised suction cups grooves along the length of the shaft. Perfect for those who like a little squish and a lot of depth.

I also got Oni in a custom marble of gold and silver. Oni is size small and also in medium firm. The beautiful gold and silver marble are very complementary to all the details and the beautiful sculpt. This toy has lots of texture so it is not for the faint of heart with ridges and bumps galore. This highly textured dildo features a prominent curve and is thick throughout. It’s base is flared and sturdy and boasts a glimpse at the glittering flecks of mica mixed inside. This ogre-like demon inspired toy is sure to leave you begging for mercy.

Imaginative models include the Rabbit, Dragon, BFG, Beowulf, Centaur, and more. If sci-fy fantasy toys aren’t your thing there’s an array of life like dildos available. Some have even been life casted from the real thing. Hankey’s does offer an extra small scaled-down version of some of their most popular models. Check out their extra small line up. Hankey’s Toys has a beautiful and clean website making it very easy to navigate so that you can find the perfect toy for you.

Here I am opening up a package from Hankey’s Toys including two custom dildos (Taintacle and Uni) plus a suction cup ☆ @hankeystoys mrhankeystoys.com @xmisslolox