Normally this guy posts standard issue chicks and calls them “slunts,” but this girl is pale and a redhead and in black lingerie, so it’s pretty much like mainlining heroin for me.

Go for the smartness, stay for Audacia’s directorial debut

This shit totally works

If you’re interested in HR issues at all, this is a really good blog.

It ruled. hard.

CB is SOOO adorable

This is even better than those instructions from Fight Club

How do you sue someone because you’re a pushover?

I’m tired of the motherfucking chicks falling motherfucking asleep on me!

I just got a copy of this in the mail, so a review is forthcoming. I’m hoping there’s an awesome orgy scene with Tristan at the center like her first movie. HOTTTT-T-T-T-T-T-T!!!!1111

Are the vegetables anthropomorphic?

Also, when I last emailed her it bounced, so that shit needs to start working.

having pillows on your arms might come in handy

You people need to comment more. Fuckers!

You know what “anime” is? A japanese cartoon. Accept it.

I am doing something wrong, because I never get invited to shit like this.

Goddamn he’s cool

And not just the soulsucking example of corporate empire-building it is

buy that shit!

Luigi needs to get in there

Thanks Viviane!

I’m surprised they were able to keep themselves from misspelling “newcomer.”

“Ahhh,” he says while flagging down the waiter to order one more Bloody Mary. “It’s great to be in the adult business.”

“…wrestling experience is a plus.”

This just looks like NYC trash fashion, not “nerdcore”

“New York City makes actresses of us all”

I’m sorry I used your toothbrush!

Oh Zille, you’re my favorite!

This is just kinda weird

Seems perfectly sensible

wow, this is really creepy

Making it hard for me to see pictures of you naked does not make me want to pay to use your site.

Bikinis? This is the internet. Who gets excited about bikinis?

It’s not like “Madonna,” okay?

I fully endorse this, although I think only one of our writers should be showing her boobs for this. My man-tits certainly should not be seen by humans.

If you’re not down with having your toes sucked, you’ve never had it done.

Button your shirt, dude

Welcome to the virtual sausagefest

TSG is the main site that got me to do altporn.net. I’m curious to see what she has to say now.

I still have to write my review of House of Ass. That scott guy seems like kind of a jerk.

Have you ever seen Family Business? I love Cousin Stevie, but he’s not the guy I ask for advice when it comes to payment processors.

Wow, this is actually sort of a real story from AVN.

that’s a pretty mean bruise.

I actually wrote an image viewer for OS X specifically to make it easier for me to view porn. This shit is interesting

More evidence that AVN will publish anything

Via Fleshbot