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Bad Dragon: Meet Wrangler the Australian Cattle Dad

Truant — Tue, 30 Jun 2026 21:00:32 +0000

Bad Dragon just dropped Wrangler the Australian Cattle Dad a couple of weeks ago and I have to say, I always love their character design. On the physical/toy side, Wrangler brings us a thick, robustly girthy smooth shaft with light veining that transitions into a bold knot (bulbus glandis if you want to get technical), finished with an intricately detailed fur-textured base (which is kind of oddly camouflage-ish, particularly on the UV-reactive Signature coloration.) The fur-texture base sculpting work is the subtle detail worth sitting with, as an Australian Cattle Dog’s coat has a specific density and visual character. When that specificity shows up in the base design, it gives the whole sculpt a grounded identity that generic creature-fur doesn’t. This brings us to the character design and the top notch storytelling that we can always count on from Bad Dragon.

The setup: he’s newly single, apps already lighting up, older-guy charm still fully operational. Bad Dragon leaned into the outback-Australia energy, the newly-unattached dad-bod swagger, the kitchen-in-the-morning scene, and it lands with confidence. The character lore is playful without being ironic about it. That’s harder to pull off than it looks.

Available now in Soft, Medium, and Firm across five sizes (Mini through Extra Large), I got my hands on a Signature colored medium sized in medium firmness, which measures out to 7.8 inch shaft circumference, swelling to 9.3 inches around the knot and measuring up to a stout 6.25 inches in length. Perfect for fans of a good stretch without pushing too deep. This is a good comfortable size for me and I LOVE the thickness just below the knot. A lot of toys taper way too thin in that area, which I find destabilizes the toy in use and doesn’t give me that resting stretch I really enjoy. The pronounced crown of Wrangler‘s head is really hot as well and rubs just the right areas inside.

Wrangler is a perfect companion for anal training and/or preparing yourself for a sizable partner later and it’s great for a seated position while you play online, but may lack the length for ideal strap-on usage (your results may vary.) But, one thing is for sure, the Cattle Dad makes a nice gape. I think it would also be visually great for cam shows and clips, as the base doesn’t cover up all the action and it doesn’t require too much movement in and out.

If you want your toy to arrive with a complete backstory involving bacon, biscuits, and a morning-after smirk: Daddy’s home. Glad to see Bad Dragon still putting genuine narrative craft into the character builds.

Welcome Nothosaur as Gold Sponsor of 2026 AltStar Awards

Truant — Sun, 07 Jun 2026 07:24:48 +0000

We would like to welcome Nothosaur once again, this year as Gold Sponsor of the 2026 AltStar Awards, aka AltPorn Awards. They make handcrafted platinum cure silicone toys in a very wide variety of interesting styles. Nothosaur is also known for their extensive lore which is worthy of exploration on it’s own. We love that they fully embrace the fantasy aspect of toy making and infuse each design with unique character and style. They are not only visually impressive, they truly are great fun to play with too. We’re happy to have them on board to celebrate all that is sexy and alternative again this year.

The 2026 AltStar Awards will be announced live in person on June 14 at Bizarre Bar in the Downtown Las Vegas Arts District at 1301 S Main St, Las Vegas, NV 89104. Today is the last day for hotel room block booking, and there is tons of info on the four day long celebration (June 11 & 12 Industry VIP AltStar Expo days, June 13 Community Fan Appreciation Day, June 14 AltStar Awards) at AltStarExpo.com and schedule incoming and tickets to the AltStar Expo and AltStar Awards are still available. (Nominees and press, please use the contact form to get your free Industry VIP ticket code.)

Bad Dragon: Dream Tag Team! Óscar and Claymore

Truant — Mon, 25 May 2026 16:00:17 +0000

Sometimes rivals make the best teams and for this month’s exciting Anthro-mania Extravaganza, Bad Dragon unleashes a truly dynamic duo. Óscar the Coyote is a hearty specimen, with his lengthy muscular probing shaft and just the right uniquely shaped head to open up that inner ring, and once that knot finally pops into place, you’ll be slapping the canvas. Then comes Claymore the Clydesdale, in off the top rope to finish you off! But, theatrics aside, this really is a great combo. Óscar can take his time stretching you out with that knott, getting you prepared to take Claymore’s stout girth. Personally, the AltStar Minotaur Taurion (small/large shaft circumference 8.38″/12.69″) is consistently one of my favorites, so you know I’m a fan of the thick ones, but Claymore the Clydesdale (small/large shaft circumference 9.25″/12.9″) looks to be among one of the top contenders for the girth title, but Claymore is consistently about 40% lengthier throughout the size range. And just look below and the size comparison between the *small* Claymore dwarfing Bad Dragon‘s equine star Chance.

I really love the creative detailing on this pair. Óscar with his wild signature Luchador inspired coloration, tight wrestling laces holding back his velvet furry balls, and those dramatic little spikes at the base of his shaft. Plus, that taught veiny knot is at just the right height too to get you in a lock too. Claymore the Clydesdale is sporting his Celtic leather straps and that semi-flared head hits you hard. These are not novelty toys, they are both destined to become bedroom favorites.

So, give these champions the belt already!

(This is a *Small* Claymore next to a Medium Oscar.)

(Again… *Small* Claymore on top of an Adult Pony Bit.)

Colorful Cook: Falling For Fitch

Truant — Mon, 14 Jul 2025 19:00:02 +0000

Colorful Cook has such a distinctive style to their entire toy line, from the luxuriously soft smooth texture of their high quality platinum cure silicone, to their consistently fantastic whimsical coloration choices, and their hand painted details just set the stage for some of our favorite toys. Fitch here, on its face, should just be a pretty random dong. It’s not a crazy dragon, it doesn’t have an intimidating knot, or spikes, or wings. And yet, it’s an unmistakably adorable star of any collection. I love the perfectly proportioned swell of the shaft as it nears the enthusiastically upturned head, giving a real sense of fullness with pressure on just the right spots internally. Those star-strewn balls feel really good in the hand too. It’s no wonder Colorful Cook has been cleaning up in the Awards shows, like winning a Bazowie Award for Best Fantasy Toy for another one of their playfully creative designs, Hattie. I really like some of their pastel drippy pour designs, but this soft rainbow is really well executed as well.

This article originally appeared in AltStar Magazine Issue #26,
which is now available in Print and Digital editions from Zinetastic

Our Erotic Journey: Zodiac Collection

Truant — Fri, 11 Jul 2025 19:00:59 +0000

Hey There Baby, What’s Your Sign?
Our friends over at Our Erotic Journey have been brainstorming some fun new accessories and just released their Zodiac Collection, which includes an entire array of pocket sized astrologically themed vibrators, specially themed for the entire birth sign spectrum. They even each include a cute little gold on black card with interesting astrological info, like who you are likely to vibe with and what your sexual characteristics are likely to lean towards. I really like the creativity put into each design and the USB rechargeable vibrators are no slouch either. I guess the question is, do you get your own sign, or do you get the signs you mix best with? Personally, I kind of like the Sagittarius, as that buzzing/rumbling point is so precise and if I’m being honest, I really like the T-bar so it can be anchored for a little anal stimulation as well. These make sexy fun great gifts too!

This article originally appeared in AltStar Magazine Issue #26,
which is now available in Print and Digital editions from Zinetastic

Bad Dragon: Zephyr the Wind Dragon!

Truant — Mon, 30 Jun 2025 19:00:50 +0000

Bad Dragon has been dropping some real bangers lately, and I’m totally enthralled by their new depth specialist, Zephyr the Wind Dragon. The long slender deco reminiscent silhouette stands apart from the usual aggressive stylings, like Zephyr’s partner in lore, Kragg the Rock Dragon. This gives Zephyr a more elegant highborn fantasy vibe, and I love that its lore embraces Zephyr’s soothing and calm confident persona. The smooth snake scale and wispy fur sculpting details accentuate its princely nature. Zephyr’s signature misty rainbow coloration is a perfect fit as well. And, I have to say, Zephyr is very satisfying to play with too. It’s great for comfortable deep penetration exploration and that girthy knot slowly graduates with just the right amount of stretch on entry, challenging you to go deeper. I also really like the plug-like shape of the knotted base, allowing for Zephyr to stay firmly in place for anal play, once you’ve taken the whole length, and that subtle head feels amazing as it teases the sigmoid colon. I love how it feels inside as my body moves, sliding in my core as I twist and stretch. This toy is worthy of creating a whole colorful fursona around it’s design and now I aspire to acquire an even bigger one to play with too.

This article originally appeared in AltStar Magazine Issue #26,
which is now available in Print and Digital editions from Zinetastic

Celebrate Pride Month with Special Nothosaur Treats

Truant — Thu, 12 Jun 2025 00:47:07 +0000

If you are a fan of fun fantasy toys, Pride Month is always a treat, as some of our favorite indie toy artists roll out some of the best designs in fantastically bright rainbow colors. This June, Nothosaur has really gone all out with a whole host of their popular toys, all decked out in traditional rainbow colorations. This includes one of my personal favorites for anal play, Ein (which you can see my review of in AltStar Issue 25) and I’m excited to check out all the others as well. Nothosaur CEO Maple Gao says:

“June is our time to celebrate in full color. To mark the occasion, we’re bringing back a special limited-edition collection of rainbow-themed fantasy toys: bold, beautiful, and born from the community. At Nothosaur, we celebrate the diversity of the communities we serve and proudly stand with them always.”

During the month of June (and while limited supplies last) you can get all sorts of goodies with your Pride orders, including limited edition pins, socks, and even rainbow tote bags with some orders. Personally, I really like rainbow toys, if for no other reason but what they look like while being used. Watching each gradation of color slowly disappear as it slides inside is really visually satisfying, and I love the color work Nothosaur has done with this whole collection.

Bad Dragon: Andre the Mammoth

Truant — Tue, 27 May 2025 17:30:05 +0000

According to Bad Dragon archana, Andre the Mammoth is a proud, and massive tusked, gregarious elephantine barbarian with a thirst for adventure. He likes to party and he’s down for whatever. But, be warned, although Andre comes in a variety of sizes, his 2X size is the biggest toy in the entire Bad Dragon collection. This thing is a real beast, measuring in at 20” tall and weighing 16 pounds! So, for everyone interested in testing your limits, this fella is sure to be the challenge you may be looking for. Mine is a more manageable ‘medium’ which is still an impressive 9” of usable length and just shy of 5” of diameter at the base. I really like that Andre pleases both my love for depth and girth, and that nice bumpy curve feels amazing as well. The tapered and wedged head is great for finding that sometimes elusive sigmoid colon for the deepest anal penetration and that sizable increase in width as you find your way down over the preputial ring can be a real thrill. The bumpy organic silhouette of this toy makes it particularly fun for aggressive riding too. I think Andre would be a great toy for can shows and fantasy clips, given its unique shape, which seems geared toward showing every detail of penetration. So, for everyone looking to be truly concurred, Andre the Mammoth is a formidable barbarian to have at your gate.

This article originally appeared in AltStar Magazine Issue #25,
which is now available in Print and Digital editions from Zinetastic

Welcome Nothosaur as Gold Sponsor of 2025 AltStar Awards

Truant — Tue, 27 May 2025 11:26:38 +0000

We would like to welcome Nothosaur once again, this year as Gold Sponsor of the 2025 AltStar Awards, aka AltPorn Awards. They make handcrafted platinum cure silicone toys in a very wide variety of interesting styles. Nothosaur is also known for their extensive lore which is worthy of exploration on it’s own. We love that they fully embrace the fantasy aspect of toy making and infuse each design with unique character and style. They are not only visually impressive, they truly are great fun to play with too. We’re happy to have them on board to celebrate all that is sexy and alternative again this year.

The 2025 AltStar Awards will be announced live in person on June 1 at Swan Dive in the Downtown Las Vegas Arts District at 1301 S Main St, Las Vegas, NV 89104. AltStar Awards tickets and hotel room block booking are now available. (Nominees, past year nominees, and press please use the contact form to get your free Industry VIP ticket code.) There will be gifts from Nothosaur included in our industry-leading VIP gift bags. Voting for your favorite nominees is now open.

Chakrubs Original Crystal Sex Toys

Truant — Mon, 26 May 2025 17:30:00 +0000

Chakrubs invites us into the world of magical crystal sex tools. Looking through their creations is like a trip to the Natural History Museum with and experiences Crystal Healer along to explain the beneficial properties of each of the beautiful Earth borne objects. Chakrubs takes their metaphysical Chakra healing work seriously and they make some of the most beautiful sexy related pieces available. Using 100% pure crystal minerals and gemstones, like pure red or white jasper, clear natural clear or rose quartz, nephrite, heart, xaga, and rabbit jade, and more. My favorite, pure amethyst is described as being good for providing calm and balance, emotional stability, lucid dreaming, and even helps with addictive behaviors. Sign me up for some of that. Plus, it just looks stunning. Chakrubs also has an inspired Shadow Line of darker creations, including the black obsidian and stainless steel Nunchaku.

This article originally appeared in AltStar Magazine Issue #2,
which is now available in Digital edition from Zinetastic

B-Vibe Rimming Plug w/ Remote

Truant — Fri, 23 May 2025 17:30:00 +0000

The B-Vibe Rimming Plug is one of the most innovative butt toys the industry has ever seen. Not only does this USB rechargeable buttplug have a remote control (effective up to 30 feet!) for it’s powerful multi-function vibrating tip, but they added multi-speed rotating (rimming) pearl beads at the girthy base. It’s like the classic rabbit we’re all familiar with, but for your sensitive b-hole. Brainchild of Alicia Sinclair, certified Sex Expert and former VP of Worldwide Sales and Business Development at Jimmyjane, this toy covers all the bases. It’s seamless hypoallergenic, body-safe, phthalate-free, latex-free, non-porous surface makes it easy to clean and care for and it’s even shower safe. Those beads spinning around in various patters creates a uniquely exquisite experience, solo or during partnered sex, and with the handy remote, it’s fun to play with out in public too, like at the movies or a hot dinner date. It’s 6×1½ inch size is nice (if a bit intimidating for some beginners) and the 1½ hour running time is great. Oh and it comes with a fancy brushed metal travel case (since been upgraded to a sleek travel case) for that thrilling secret mission.

This article originally appeared in AltStar Magazine Issue #2,
which is now available in Digital edition from Zinetastic

Elemental toys: Expanding Bam! Bam!

Truant — Thu, 22 May 2025 17:30:08 +0000

I’ve finally gotten my hands on my very own AltStar Awards nominated Bam! Bam! from Elemental Toys. I’ve had a crush on this toy ever since I saw it nominated by the fans because I’ve never seen such a high quality inflatable like this before. I love the cartoonishly simple clean design and the colors Elemental Toys gets for their entire collection are always gorgeous. They mastered the process of including a durable air bladder embedded in the toy with a high quality hand pump and tube assembly, which creates a nice evenly distributed expansion of this silicone toy. And, wow, it expands a LOT! I really enjoy pulling it out while it’s still fully inflated. That big internal stretch feels so amazingly fulfilling and it’s perfect for fans of big sexy gapes. Elemental Toys also offers a variety of shapes to suit too.

This article originally appeared in AltStar Magazine Issue #25,
which is now available in Print and Digital editions from Zinetastic

Bad Dragon: Taurion the Minotaur

Truant — Tue, 20 May 2025 17:30:49 +0000

Bad Dragon has been on a roll recently, releasing one hot toy after another, with some truly impressive and unique new designs, and I have to say that this girthy monster Taurion the Minotaur has bulled its way into the top ranks of my personal list for 2024 fantasy toy additions. I ordered the absolute maximum diameter I could handle and it’s such a blissful feeling when that big blunt head finally opens that hungry entry wide enough to fully penetrate. I love the big gauged piecing detail in the sculpt and that nice ring around the base lets me know when it’s all the way inside. Taking this bull feels a lot like getting fisted and I love it. Taurion really is the treasure hidden deep in the legendary labyrinth and it’s perfect for fans of thick beefy toys that don’t really want too much depth. Taurion’s natural coloration is a beastly pink hue, but I much prefer the signature sparkly metallic mauve. Pro tip: warm it up in hot water soak before play.

This article originally appeared in AltStar Magazine Issue #25,
which is now available in Print and Digital editions from Zinetastic

Nothosaur: Ein the Horny Unicorn

Truant — Tue, 20 May 2025 02:19:54 +0000

Nothosaur is another fun toy company with spectacular lore built around their toys. Their entire line exists within their complex fantasy world and the story of Ein is pretty wild. You see, Ein was originally an Angel, who fell out of grace and was stripped of their wings and penis, and banished to the realm of Nothosaur in effeminate rainbow horse form. Poor Ein was still brimming with lustful hormones, but lacked the biological equipment to get release, which was truly a frustrating position to be in. Then, one fateful day, Ein became so strongly aroused by watching Nothosaur’s equine Conola character frolicking about, that Ein managed to sprout a magical horn that is fully capable of feeling sexual stimulation! I’m not even doing this story justice, but it goes deep, just like this toy. Totally worth the read though. Anyway, I honestly do love playing with this toy. The graduating size is great for opening things up and the reduction in size at the base allows it to be used like a nice long plug, with a shape that stimulates all the nice areas inside as I move. Nothosaur gets a really excellent texture in their silicone as well, giving them a soft smooth luxurious consistency that’s really fun to play with.

This article originally appeared in AltStar Magazine Issue #25,
which is now available in Print and Digital editions from Zinetastic

Sweet Dreams with MermaidMiley and her New Friend

Truant — Tue, 17 Sep 2024 08:05:25 +0000

I always love seeing MermaidMiley‘s heart melting smile and she’s looking ravishing tonight, and I lowkey just want to plant my face in that fantastic ass till I pass out. Her sexy silky red leotard with the tiny string bottom is really doing it for me too. MermaidMiley is playing some really cool tunes and we’re about to start a special show. Right now, she’s helping an adorable Ukrainian girl in fun pigtails naked Nikka(?) do some tricky things in OBS, which is good for some nerdy amusement, with a goal of some sort of impromptu tip war with shared screens. It’s interesting to see how these things work. Come see where this show goes, they are already trading spankings. It’s really cute seeing MermaidMiley flirting with another cute performer live online.

Ellen Stagg: Free to be Naked Hollywood Book Signing

Truant — Sat, 13 Apr 2024 19:00:31 +0000

AltStar Award winning photographer Ellen Stagg is doing a West Coast book signing, celebrating the release of her latest hot new book Free to be Naked on Friday, April 19th (6-8pm) at Hustler Hollywood (8873 West Sunset blvd., West Hollywood CA 90069). Plus, there will be special appearances with stars from the book, Lilly Bell and Freya Parker! Free to be Naked, published by Goliath Books, is full of beautifully shot naked goodness and features a hit list of our favorite alt-models, up and coming talent, and legends alike. I really like the tone and mood of the photography in this one. There is a unabashed joy expressed, celebrating the purity of the human form, without hiding behind the tropes of coy teasing poses. When asked, Ellen explained her vision “Through Free to Be Naked, I wanted to capture the unfiltered spirit of human beauty and freedom,…Every image is a celebration of body confidence, a visual testament to the power of embracing one’s own skin without compromise.” If you don’t happen to be able to make it out to New York this Thursday, pre-order for signed copies are also available at ShopEllenStagg.com.

Brand New Photography book of erotic nudes by Ellen Stagg shot in the past 3 years!!!

Stagg’s images show confident women who surrender to the camera unfettered and without compromise. A potpourri of nudity, open-mindedness and freedom. This collection has no taboos, is uncovered from head to toe, exciting and liberating at the same time. All this in more than 250 pages, bound as a hardcover volume and printed in high quality.

Ellen Stagg – the winner of “Best Book 2017 for “Dirty Girl Collection” , “Fan Favorite Photographer 2019” and “Best photographer” Alt Porn Awards. More is more. In this high-quality printed photo book, photographer Ellen Stagg once again shows what makes her successful. Her unbridled and free approach made Stagg a world-famous photographer. With skill she uses the momentum and shows her liberated handling of the camera and the models. The results: extremely seductive snapshots.Casually open photography for the free world.

SAVE $10 IF YOU EMAIL ME AT STAGSGTREET@GMAIL.COM AND SEND ME VENMO OR ZELLE AS MY CC PROCESSOR TAKES A HUGE CUT.

Publisher ‏ : ‎ Goliath Publishing (November 1, 2023)

Language ‏ : ‎ English

Hardcover ‏ : ‎ 255 pages

ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 3948450226

ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-3948450229

Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 1.5 pounds

Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 5.5 x 1 x 8.5 inches

Ellen Stagg: Free to Be Naked Book Signing

Truant — Mon, 27 Nov 2023 20:34:29 +0000

AltStar Award winning photographer Ellen Stagg is celebrating the release of her latest hot new book Free to be Naked at New York’s Museum of Sex on Thursday, November 30th (5-8pm). Free to be Naked, published by Goliath Books, is full of beautifully shot naked goodness and features a hit list of our favorite alt-models, up and coming talent, and legends alike. I really like the tone and mood of the photography in this one. There is a unabashed joy expressed, celebrating the purity of the human form, without hiding behind the tropes of coy teasing poses. When asked, Ellen explained her vision “Through Free to Be Naked, I wanted to capture the unfiltered spirit of human beauty and freedom,…Every image is a celebration of body confidence, a visual testament to the power of embracing one’s own skin without compromise.” If you don’t happen to be able to make it out to New York this Thursday, pre-order for signed copies are also available at ShopEllenStagg.com.

Brand New Photography book of erotic nudes by Ellen Stagg shot in the past 3 years!!!

Stagg’s images show confident women who surrender to the camera unfettered and without compromise. A potpourri of nudity, open-mindedness and freedom. This collection has no taboos, is uncovered from head to toe, exciting and liberating at the same time. All this in more than 250 pages, bound as a hardcover volume and printed in high quality.

Ellen Stagg – the winner of “Best Book 2017 for “Dirty Girl Collection” , “Fan Favorite Photographer 2019” and “Best photographer” Alt Porn Awards. More is more. In this high-quality printed photo book, photographer Ellen Stagg once again shows what makes her successful. Her unbridled and free approach made Stagg a world-famous photographer. With skill she uses the momentum and shows her liberated handling of the camera and the models. The results: extremely seductive snapshots.Casually open photography for the free world.

SAVE $10 IF YOU EMAIL ME AT STAGSGTREET@GMAIL.COM AND SEND ME VENMO OR ZELLE AS MY CC PROCESSOR TAKES A HUGE CUT.

Publisher ‏ : ‎ Goliath Publishing (November 1, 2023)

Language ‏ : ‎ English

Hardcover ‏ : ‎ 255 pages

ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 3948450226

ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-3948450229

Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 1.5 pounds

Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 5.5 x 1 x 8.5 inches

Chilling with the Sweetest Blue_Berry_x

Truant — Fri, 03 Nov 2023 04:57:00 +0000

I just came across the adorable tattooed cutie Blue_Berry_x and she’s immediately cast a spell on me. I love her dramatic eyeliner and beautifully placed tattoo work. Right now, Blue_Berry_x is casually chatting with fans about her tattoo addiction and listening to some really cool music, while they keep ringing her Lovense vibe. Blue_Berry_x‘s sly smile is just infectious and instantly improved my mood. That little green lace lingerie is really sexy too. Oh, and did I mention that Blue_Berry_x has the hottest accent I’d heard in a while? Come hang out with us.

Cloud 9 Health & Wellness Collection

Truant — Sat, 04 Feb 2023 08:10:36 +0000

We got a fun new toy in to check out, from the creative people over at Cloud 9 Novelties, called the Pro Sensual Air Touch VI G Spot Come Hither Motion Rabbit Dual Function Clitoral Suction Teal (now that is a mouth-full, but probably not where you want to use it.) I like it’s sleek look, accentuated by a whimsical horn like sucker on the rabbit portion. It has an almost Yellow Submarine Dr. Seussian profile. From a functionality perspective, it is a sort of rabbit take on combining internal G-spot stimulation with a clitoral suction device and features twelve different vibration options. This is just one of the colorful and useful items in the Cloud 9 Health and Wellness Collection. Their offerings range from dilators and anal starter kits with exceptionally beautiful designs to high tech enema and douche kits to very high tech massagers, with all sorts of different functional modalities, for quite the variety of body parts.

FunKit: Lets Play Some Random Encounter Sex Dice

Truant — Wed, 09 Mar 2022 02:28:59 +0000

Since time immemorial, sex dice have been the quintessentially awful adult novelty item, so full of promise and yet always a disappointment. People naturally like a little bit of gamified creative guidance when it comes to exploring their sexuality and having a tool to escape some of the vulnerable responsibility of offbeat suggestions is clearly appealing. But, in execution, we inevitably roll rub nipples with kneecaps and the mood is lost. That’s where the innovative folks over at Fuckit, er, Funkit Toys are here to finally save the day! Apparently the solution needed all along was that Sex Dice just had to be even dorkier. Ok, I make fun, but in reality, some excellent thought went into using the expanded potential themes and activities that your classic Dungeons & Dragons polyhedral Random Encounter dice offer, through their unique identifiable shapes and massive results combination potential. I also really like that FunKit made all the activities and descriptions gender neutral for that modern touch. The dice kits are being offered in a successful looking IndieGoGo campaign and are currently at 126% funded with 14 days still left, so it’s a safe project to support. There are plenty of affordable support levels and lots of different size packages available. I particularly like the big black cock shaped dice tower! We’ve enjoyed the creative and practical sensibility Funkit Toys has had for years and it’s great to see their innovative work in the area of positive sexuality growing in fun new ways. We’re looking forward to getting our paws on these.

Here are the actual descriptions of the dice:

D4: The big four of any sexy encounter. Mouth, Hands, Bits, Butt. The basic die. Roll it twice for a 1 in 16 chance of just giving your partner or partners a high five. JUST KIDDING, I’ve thought of ways to make a double hand roll sexy too.

D6: Mouth verbs. Can’t decide what to do with your mouth? Give it a toss.

D8: So now that your mouth is busy, what are you doing with your grabby parts?

D10A: Location, location, location. Where are you doing all this mouthing and handsing?

D10B: Intensity, from 1-10. Yep, it’s a ten sided die with numbers on it. Innovative!

D12: Mood. Silly or serious, gentle or rough, this is the die you roll if you want to switch up the tone.

D20: Body parts! You can roll this with the mouth or hand die or on its own to find a place to give a little extra attention, and none of the sides specifies an elbow to lick. (You can lick an elbow on the arms roll if you’re into that, We Do Not Kinkshame In This House.)

Top 9 AltPorn Videos of 2021

Truant — Sat, 01 Jan 2022 07:21:04 +0000

2021 has been a year full of changes in the Adult entertainment realm and we wanted to shine a light on some of the really hot releases that managed to come out despite the difficult environment. There have been many more obstacles and yet awesome alt talent and producers have persevered to bring us some very enjoyable scenes. Here are some of the titles that I enjoyed in 2021. This isn’t *the* deffinative list, just what I liked and think you should check out, if you like this sort of thing.

Gape Your Heart Out

Evil Angel
Director: Proxy Paige
Starring: Alexis Crystal, Billie Star,
Eden Ivy, Natasha Teen, Silvia Soprano,
Megan Inky, Anuskatzz, Daniela Ortiz

Freaky lesbian beauties display their gaping skills for adventurous, fun-loving director Proxy Paige’s probing camera in “Gape Your Heart Out.” Fans of all-girl debauchery and radical tattoo art have plenty to look at as lusty, exotic ladies open their pussies and assholes with huge, colorful sex toys. Glamorous blonde Natasha Teen, brunette beauty Eden Ivy and darkhaired, nubile Silvia Soprano share a hot threesome. They tease in sexy costumes, stripping and spreading sphincters. The girls masturbate and inject lube into orifices. Irrepressible Eden stuffs one toy so deeply into her rectum that it disappears! Trim, cute Alexis Crystal plays with Anuskatzz, a slim alt-babe whose tight body is covered in tattoos. Anuskatzz pries open Alexis’ butt crack for a rim job, and the girls enjoy an asshole-flavored kiss. The heated workout includes fun with multiple, large dildos. Natasha returns with young, black-haired Daniela Ortiz. The aroused dolls finger and tongue each other’s hungry bunghole. See immense rectal gaping and nasty, ass-to-mouth antics. Natasha and Daniela kiss and caress in a passionate make-out session. Next is a wonderfully freaky anal romp: Elaborately inked Megan Inky and flashy, curvy Billie Star enjoy cunnilingus, and Megan invades Billie’s cheeky rear with a lengthy glass phallus. The girl-girl buttfuck session features multiple backdoor props and crude, hole-stretching sodomy!
Natasha Teen with Silvia Soprano and Eden Ivy (row 1), Alexis Crystal with Anuskatzz (row 2), Natasha Teen with Daniela Ortiz (row 3), Billie Star with Megan Inky (row 4 and 5)

Shamelessly

Burning Angel
Starring: Seth Gamble, Xander Corvus,
Karmen Karma, Small Hands, Tana Lea,
Dollie Darko, Danny Wylde, Effie (II)

Our instagram whoring paid off when Karmen Karma showed up looking for a good time in a hot red bikini! Our new guest disappeared with Seth Gamble. She didn’t come for the party, she’s horny and came to get some stiff cock for her holes to satisfy her craving. Xander Corvus, Dollie Darko and the gang got together for game night, and, well, Dollie kept fucking up the role-playing game wasting every turn trying to summon her hawk. When Xander became noticeably angry, their friends left so the two could argue. Little did he know Dollie’s plan was to get him alone and summon his cock the entire time. Curvaceous redhead Tana Lea loves the feel of leather on her skin, and frankly, she looks fucking HOT wearing it! She can’t resist a man in a leather jacket either, especially with Small Hands looking like a tasty treat. Effie’s nerdy boyfriend, Danny Wylde, was always too busy playing piano to try and fuck her, so she decided to take matters into her own hands. She found him in the school music room practicing and suggested he practice playing a different instrument…mainly her wet cunt!
Seth Gamble with Karmen Karma (row 1), Xander Corvus with Dollie Darko (row 2), Small Hands with Tana Lea (row 3), Danny Wylde with Effie (II) (row 4)

DP Devils

Evil Angel
Director: Proxy Paige
Starring: Ian Scott, Eden Ivy, Misha Maver, Sasha Beart, Angelo Godshack, Bo Sinn, Tabitha Poison

Creative pornographer Proxy Paige presents hot ladies that love to feel hard cocks simultaneously packing their pussies and buttholes. Attention double penetration fans: These girls are no angels – they’re “DP Devils.” Elaborately inked cover girl Sasha Beart chats with Proxy and stretches her sphincter for the camera. Sasha slurps a humongous, black dildo and then shoves it up her asshole, right beneath the lower back tattoo that reads, “Insert Here”! European studs Angelo Godshack and Damien Soup fuck her face. Damien fingers the badass girl to an intense, squirting orgasm! Aggressive sodomy comes with hard DP and wild double vaginal penetration! Angelo spunks her booty, and Damien blasts his semen down her throat. Slim, chic brunette Eden Ivy flaunts her budding rectum through sexy anal masturbation. She drops to the ground to give Damien and Yanick Shaft a nasty double blowjob. The tattooed cutie whimpers as the dudes take turns slam-fucking her backdoor. She sits on Yanick’s shaft in an intense, double penetration drilling. The threesome climaxes with two messy cum facials. Hot, lingerie-clad blonde Misha Maver meets Angelo and Damien for serious buttfucking and harsh DP pounding! She gives drooling, ass-to-mouth fellatio. Misha poses her widely gaping cornhole. Tatted alt-girl Tabitha Poison teases in tight jean shorts and a tiny top. Damien and Angelo take turns sodomizing Tabitha and expanding her anus. She rides Angelo as the men subject her to aggressive treatment, simultaneously porking her cunt and bunghole. Damien’s hot nut fills her mouth.
Sasha Beart (row 1 and 2), Eden Ivy (row 3 and 4), Misha Maver (row 5 and 6), Tabitha Poison (row 7 and 8)

Inked Raw

AltErotic
Directed by: Ivan
Starring: Payton Preslee, Misha Montana,
Sascha Ink , Face Tat Mami, River Dawn Ink, Sascha Ink

Payton Preslee lets her big tits and ass do all the talking! Face Tat Mami shows off her brand new 15 Face Tattoos before taking a Hall of Fame dick from Sascha Ink. Misha Montana does her 1st scene! Then concludes it with a shower fuck only how Gonzo Legends can! River Dawn Ink makes it one hell of an orgasmic memory as she can’t stop screaming for Sascha to fuck her harder!
Misha Montana with Sascha Ink (row 1), River Dawn with Sascha Ink (row 2), Face Tat Mami with Sascha Ink (row 3), Payton Preslee with Sascha Ink (row 4)

Good Goth!

Seven Sins
Starring: Rocky Emerson, Jessie Lee, Stella Raee, Janey Doe

Black hair, heavy make-up, tattoos all over and well, let’s not forget about the piercings everywhere…

These ladies look amazing, especially with a hard cock between their red lips. Come right over to watch 4 goth girls in 4 intense fucking scenes.

Janey Doe (row 1), Jessie Lee (row 2), Lilly Lane (row 3), Stella Raee (row 4)

Ink’d Pink

Jane Doe Pictures
Starring: Payton Preslee, Lily Lane,
Vanessa Vega, Yumi Sin, Rocky Emerson,
GoGo Fukme, Jessie Lee, Lydia Black

Payton loves riding Vanessa’s face and her big rubber cock!

Tatted beauties share some special girls only bonding time!

Wild girls eat pussy better!

This video is full of amazing tattooed stars having a really good time together. The chemistry between them is strong and it’s a joy to watch.

Payton Preslee and Vanessa Vega (row 1), Jessie Lee and Rocky Emerson (row 2), Lily Lane and Lydia Black (row 3), GoGo Fukme and Yumi Sin (row 4)

Punks Get Fucked

Burning Angel
Director: Joanna Angel
Starring: Seth Gamble, Mr. Pete, John Strong, Small Hands, Will Powers, Kelsi Lynn, Rizzo Ford, Beatrix Medici, Geisha Monroe

Petite punk Rizzo Ford waited patiently while ball-gagged to submit to Seth Gamble’s dick as he paced the room. She offered him a sloppy suck, long strands of saliva dripping from her mouth. So, Geisha Monroe was a little tied up by Will Powers and John Strong. And by tied up we mean instructed to wait like a good girl and gagged with a ball gag while wearing a cutsie cupcake print corset – the kind of oxymoron sexual deviants like us could appreciate. Experience BurningAngel newbie Brianna Rose’s big ol’ titties and that luscious body in her first POV scene with us! Mr. Pete fucks her beautiful face and titties, and her nice wet pussy, and rewards this cum-loving voluptuous vixen with a nice load to the face for fucking like a good girl! Kelsi Lynn and Small Hands went diving for dumpster tacos after getting served with an eviction warning, but all they found were completely unused sex toys! Tired of listening to him talk, Kelsi just wants to get fucked with a dumpster dildo – and Small Hands’ big dick!
Seth Gamble with Rizzo Ford (row 1), John Strong Will Powers with Geisha Monroe (row 2), Mr. Pete with Beatrix Medici (row 3), Kelsi Lynn with Small Hands (row 4)

Take My Butt

Burning Angel
Director: Joanna Angel
Starring: Steve Holmes, Ivy Lebelle,
Prince Yahshua, Arya Fae, Toni Ribas,
Riley Nixon, Jordan Ash, Jordyn Shane

Goth princess Arya Fae was relaxing by the pool – but sherry and cigarettes weren’t doing it for her. Arya needed anal sex and orgasms! Her loyal man servant Steve Holmes proved her tight ass and pussy with his fingers, making her tingle with excitement to fuck. Ever since Riley Nixon started college, she and her stepdad Prince Yahshua have gotten closer…Like a LOT closer. More like a friend than a dad – and sometimes more than a friend! Don’t tell her mom, OR her boyfriend.
Steve Holmes Arya Fae (row 1), Prince Yahshua Riley Nixon (row 2), Toni Ribas Ivy Lebelle (row 3), Jordan Ash Jordyn Shane (row 4).

Horny Punx in POV

Burning Angel
Director: Joanna Angel
Starring: Xander Corvus, Sheridan Love,
Mr. Pete, Jessie Lee, Amber Ivy,
Will Havoc, Nicole Malice

Amber Ivy recounts her dirty little secret of how she moved into a new place. Sharing her erotic secret story makes her so horny she wants to show her man Will Havoc, just how she sucked his cock, and how they fucked…deeper…harder…frantic. Jessie Lee likes long, hard things between her hands, so she looks natually sexy on a stropper pole! She did a sexy dance and enticed Mr. Pete and hardened her thick cock. She spit on her big porky tits and bounced her perfect ass up and down. Mr. Pete was 4 hours late, and his scene partner wasn’t gonna wait around anymore. He had to find a new girl fast, so he called an escort sercive and luckily, tattooed blonde Nicole Malice was available. She didn’t reallt fuck on him, but he made her an offer she couldn’t refuse! Big busted beautiful milf Sheridan Love for her first boy/girl scene with Burning Angel – and she’s looking quite ravishing in her rockabilly pinup style. Her breasts, just barely contained in her form fitting dress, must be released for pierced titty fucking pleasure with Xander Corvus!
Amber Ivy (row 1), Jessie Lee (row 2), Nicole Malice (row 3), Sheridan Love (row 4)

Under the Spell of Bewitching LexaLuv

Truant — Mon, 01 Nov 2021 05:04:54 +0000

I really love LexaLuv‘s crystal witch look on this festive Halloween evening. It’s like EDC witchery. The silvers and purples make a deliciously fun vibe. I particularly like the purple lipstick and complimentary dramatic eyeshadows. Anyway, we’re working our way towards magically losing sexy LexaLuv‘s underwears and it look slike her little wand is going the trick, enthralling her audience and guiding us toward our goals. LexaLuv is also in a bit of a Halloween tip war with TempestLily tonight, so it will be fun to watch how this all goes. In the meantime LexaLuv is grooving to the likes of Monster Mash and other playful spooky tunes. I’m looking forward to some real treats in store tonight. Happy Halloween everybody.

About Me
Username: LexaLuv
CamScore: 3689
Gender: Female
Body Type: Slim/Petite
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Hair: Always Different
Eyes: Brown
Weight: 110 pounds
Height: 63 inches
Age: 28
Country: Canada
Sexual Preference: Bisexual
Smoke: Herb
Drink: Light
Drugs: Experimented
Pets: Cat
About Me:

Heya I’m Lexa. I am a fun loving girl who won’t take shit,
So don’t try and give it,
I have been camming for 4 years in Augest I love it very much,
I don’t see myself doing anything else,
If you want to have some fun

I’m the GIRL for you!
I like video games and hanging with friends,
I am 420 friendly and a bit of a nerd,

Ask me anything I’m an open book.

MoonConjured Put A Spell On Me

Truant — Tue, 26 Oct 2021 22:50:52 +0000

Stopping by to check out the enchanting MoonConjured as she tries on a really sexy black succubus look, complete with black feather wings, tempting mesh body, and some fun strappy straps wrapped around her sexy pale legs and highlighting her delicious round ass. I love this time of year, when the hot Goth girls really shine that little bit extra. I’m loving the pigtail braids and trad-goth black lips. And, I just had to throw a few tokens her way to see MoonConjured do some yummy spankings with her menacing black gloves, and wow, that was worth it! MoonConjured‘s beautiful bottom looks so cute as she beats a rosey blush onto it.

About Me
Username: MoonConjured
CamScore: 827
Gender: Female
Body Type: Slim/Petite
Ethnicity: Native American
Hair: Black
Eyes: Hazel
Weight: 115 pounds
Height: 65 inches
Age: 26
City: Unicornland
Country: Canada
Sexual Preference: Bi-curious
Smoke: Non Smoker
Drink: Light
Drugs: Experimented
Marital Status: Involved
Occupation/Major: Artist
School: Highschool diploma
Favorite Food: Mashed Potatoes
Pets: A pretty kitty
About Me:
Goth chick with soft curves and a thick ass. A kinky coffin cutie who loves to please. I do not offer C2C or Skype; nothing face to face and I don’t get too personal. Keep in mind that this is not a dating site, and I will never do meet-ups. If you’re interested in joining me in my virtual, kink-friendly space where we can goof off and make orgasms happen, the coffin is open!

AD4X: Gallery: Gothic Phosphorea Gets Plugged

Truant — Fri, 18 Jun 2021 23:09:36 +0000

I love this kinky update of Gothic dreamgirl Phosphorea getting her amazing ass plugged and pumped by Alex Duca. Each squeeze of that bulb inflating the large black rubber buttplug even larger inside her as she squirms and smiles. Those boots are really sexy too! I really like AD4X‘s fresh take on kinky hot content and this is a really great update. Here are some samples, but it’s worth checking their site for the video too.

Chaturbate Adds MotorBunny Integration

Truant — Fri, 28 May 2021 09:17:21 +0000

The innovative folks over at Chaturbate have just announced that they have coded up the fun new ability for their performers to offer viewers remote control over their Motorbunny sex machines live on cam! Motorbunny was the winner of the 2020 AltPorn Award for Best Tech Toy, specifically for their exciting new BUCK thruster. We love their work over here, so we’re thrilled to hear they have paired up with the 2021 AltPorn Awards Presenting Sponsor Chaturbate to put their technology in the hands of the fans.

I remember watching performers trying out the Motorbunny products on the AVN convention floor in Las Vegas and it was very entertaining, so I can only imagine how much fun it would be to play with live online.