Melisande – AltPorn.net – alt.porn erotica

Nerdpr0n: Blow Jobs: The Next Generation

Melisande — Tue, 21 Nov 2006 17:00:42 +0000

Dear Anna,

I don’t remember anything in the Star Trek canon about Starfleet ensigns giving oral pleasure. Did I miss an episode or something? And if I did, could you re-enact it for me?

Love,
Melisande

Nerdpr0n writes:

Remember the set I did in the Star Trek outfit? Well, your favorite redshirt is back to give some oral lovin’! Come watch me lick and suck every drop of cum out of my lucky lucky cameraman…You can never accuse me of having a boring sex life, that’s for sure

BurningAngel: I Am Not Apathetic About That Ass Whatsoever

Melisande — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 17:00:05 +0000

BurningAngel’s Apathy has a spectacular ghetto booty. Shazam!

Also, that is the biggest rubber ducky I have ever seen. That’s like a rubber ducky for those with big rubber ducky fetishes! I dig it.

BurningAngel writes:

Rubber duckie, you’re the one! You make bathtime lots of fun! Ahem, yeah, I thought I heard Apathy singing this from the bathroom the other day, but I wasn’t sure…now I am! Rub a dub dub.

BlueBlood: Dana Dark’s New Fingernail Polish Technique Is Unstoppable

Melisande — Sat, 18 Nov 2006 17:00:57 +0000

I have never seen anyone with a fingernail paint job as beautifully minimal as Blue Blood girl Dana Dark’s. It had never occurred to me to only paint some of the nail instead of the whole thing. I feel like I’ve achieved enlightenment somehow. Thanks, Dana Dark! You are swell.

PS. I like the goosebumps on your exposed breast.

RazorDolls: Sierra Sin Sleeps With Ghosts

Melisande — Mon, 06 Nov 2006 04:00:16 +0000

Some people have irrational fears of ghosts hiding underneath the bed. In the new RazorDolls video “Trick and Treat,” ghosts not only come out from underneath Sierra Sin’s bed, they are in it. Oh are they ever in it.

RazorDolls writes:

A spectacularly twisted, hardcore fuck fest, From the mind of Vonn Fink Director of Suthern Cumfort straight to your porn box! You wont want to miss this one!!! on Razordolls.com!

CyberDyke: Minx, Bound In Rope Lights

Melisande — Fri, 03 Nov 2006 17:00:44 +0000

Here’s an offbeat CyberDyke photoset–Minx all decorated in festive rope lighting. Best Christmas tree ever!

BurningAngel: Sinead And Isis Star In “Naked Card Sharks”

Melisande — Thu, 02 Nov 2006 17:00:10 +0000

Does the winner of this game get a seat at the World Series of Poker? Imagine the ratings spike!

BurningAngel writes:

Isis and Sinead sat down to play a friendly game of strip poker…want to see who won?

BurningAngel: Lystra Will Menace You With Plastic Things

Melisande — Thu, 02 Nov 2006 04:00:07 +0000

Is that a water gun in Lystra’s hands? I hope she has training as to how to use that properly!

BurningAngel writes:

Everyone, say hello to our newest girl, Lystra! She’s totally adorable. I kind of want to put her in my pocket and take her around with me where ever I go. Be nice to her… or I’ll be giving you the smackdown.

BurningAngel: Charlotte

Melisande — Wed, 01 Nov 2006 17:00:06 +0000

Burning Angel girl Charlotte seems nice and sporty. I wonder if she’d be up for a nice game of rugby? Or lacrosse?

BurningAngel writes:

The last time I hung out with Charlotte, I was in a cranky mood. She touched my boobs, and made me pasta, and cheered me up. That’s what friends are for!

RazorDolls: I Am Curious (Stoya)

Melisande — Wed, 01 Nov 2006 04:00:47 +0000

Excellent Halloween costume on RazorDoll Stoya! I love petting blue kitties in fishnets. Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

RazorDolls writes:

Its Halloween night and Stoya Kittie lurks in the shaddows, hungry for mischief and curious about the possibilities the night will hold for her. Come give her some ideas right now on Razordolls.com!

NoFauxxx: Madison Young Would Definitely Get Kicked Out Of Catholic School For This Photoset

Melisande — Tue, 31 Oct 2006 17:00:19 +0000

I don’t recall anything in the Baltimore Cathecism about using holy water in the nude, do you?

See more of Madison at NoFauxxx.

NoFauxxx writes:

Madison’s back with a dark, twisted set just in time for midnight mass. Don’t worry – it’s only holy water! Come see her at NoFauxxx.

Deviant Nation: Aries Frolics In The Great Outdoors

Melisande — Tue, 31 Oct 2006 04:00:00 +0000

Is that a cactus behind Aries? Once while I was job-hunting in a large city in the American Southwest, I accidentally ran into a cactus while wearing business casual. I can’t imagine being nude anywhere near a cactus at this point.

Needless to say, I’m going to leave that to the professionals–like Deviant Nation girls!

Deviant Nation writes:

Good thing Aries had some water with her out there.

Nerdpr0n: Anna Leads The Zombie Nation

Melisande — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 17:00:45 +0000

Dear Anna,

I don’t much care for board games but I do care about getting it on with zombies. Yum yum brains!

Love,
Melisande

Nerdpr0n writes:

What better way to celebrate my favorite holiday than get all trussed up as the fearless leader of a zombie army and sit down to play my new favorite game? braaaaaaaaaaaiiiins…….

BurningAngel: Duchess In Black … Bra And Panties, That Is

Melisande — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 04:45:05 +0000

I applaud BurningAngel Duchess for her minimal taste in undergarments. Sometimes you don’t need to wear anything fancy to make a positive first impression.

Also, black panties are smoking hot.

BurningAngel writes:

Duchess has a Bikini Kill tattoo… which makes her fucking awesome. That’s about all I have to say for today…

Fatal Beauty: Natas, Domestic Goddess

Melisande — Sun, 29 Oct 2006 17:03:05 +0000

Can I be a homebody with Natas? She could teach me how to perform simple household chores in a state of undress! And I might even learn how to boil water without burning my nipples!

Find more of Natas’ loveliness at FatalBeauty.com.

SpookyBlog writes:

Fatal-Beauties certainly has an interestingly erotic collection of cool looking photography featuring offbeat cuties. These pictures of Natas, nude around the house, are kind of sexy in a an appropriately haunting kind of way. I love her super pale skin and freckles! And that hot little body too! Yummy! You know, Natas is Satan spelled backwards. Clever. Now I’m getting kinky thoughts of Natas trick-or-treating like that, like a spooky sexy ghost of a hot young girl. Thriller indeed.

BlueBlood: Bella Vendetta Flashing On A Carousel

Melisande — Sun, 29 Oct 2006 03:00:50 +0000

Naughty, naughty Blue Blood girl Bella Vendetta heats up what would otherwise be a very sedate carousel ride. I’d like to buy her some cotton candy and take her to a haunted house, if you know what I mean.

RazorDolls: Again With The Adorable Riley Mason

Melisande — Sat, 28 Oct 2006 17:00:12 +0000

RazorDoll Riley Mason sporting red fishnets with cowboy boots? That’s a fashion choice I’ve never considered before.

Also, it looks like Riley’s gone even more avant-garde with regard to her fashion choices and chosen not to wear panties. I completely endorse choosing not to wear panties.

I’m Melisande Velazquez and I approved this message.

RazorDolls writes:

Riley Mason holds the key to the door of everlasting pleasure, But you need to know the password before she lets you in… Check her out soon in “Suthern Cumfort” and right now on Razordolls.com!

InkyGirls: Stitches Flaunts Her Ink

Melisande — Fri, 27 Oct 2006 17:00:00 +0000

That is some amazing work on brand-spankin’-new InkyGirl Stitches’ back. I just want to lick it.

InkyGirls writes:

She’s sexy, cuddly and spooky. Meet Stitches, (un)dressed in black and blue for her debut set. She’s a tiny bit shy, but that body, and that smile, and that ink are sure to jumpstart your weekend……

Deviant Nation: Junior Miss Is Wild At Heart

Melisande — Wed, 25 Oct 2006 04:00:00 +0000

Junior Miss is the perfect addition to any potted plant arrangement. The next time I think about shopping a plant sale, I’ll keep Deviant Nation in mind.

Deviant Nation writes:

The elegant Junior Miss graces us with her beauty in this *wild* set.

CyberDyke: Chase And Zille Get Cozy

Melisande — Sun, 22 Oct 2006 17:00:52 +0000

This Sappho’s Girls photoset looks very lush and decadent. Also, Chase and Zille are totally getting into each other. Check out the preview photos and you too will be getting into them.

CyberDyke writes:

Chase and Zille!

RazorDolls: Ali Orange, Prom Night Dream Date

Melisande — Sun, 22 Oct 2006 04:00:14 +0000

Do high school senior emo boys dream of taking a RazorDoll to their Senior Prom? I like to think that they do.

I also like to think that high school senior emo boys put out, but that’s another story entirely.

RazorDolls writes:

Ali Orange takes us back to a time of sneaking out during the Prom just to get naked in the woods and have someone take pictures of it! Check out her Prom Night Capers only on Razordolls.com!

BurningAngel: Pixie Has An Interesting Tattoo

Melisande — Wed, 18 Oct 2006 17:00:04 +0000

BurningAngel girls always have sweet ink, but Pixie’s dots are definitely the most intriguing tattoo I’ve seen recently. Can I play connect-the-dots on her clavicle? Would that be considered poor form?

BurningAngel writes:

This awesome set of photos is the product of what happened when Pixie and Bob Coulter got together.

BlueBlood: Kellie And Andy Show Off Their Vinyl

Melisande — Mon, 16 Oct 2006 04:00:33 +0000

Vinyl is totally making a comeback, as well as groping your significant other. Get on the vinyl bandwagon today! Check out the hotttt-t-t-t set on Blueblood.com and then catch Andy and Combichrist on tour with KMFDM.

CyberDyke: Victoria Gets All Artsy On Your Ass

Melisande — Sun, 15 Oct 2006 23:00:47 +0000

Oh, Victoria. Please come lay on my floor just like that. Just like that.

CyberDyke writes:

Victoria, our enigmatic beauty!

Nerdpr0n: Anna Gets Batman Fanboys All Excited

Melisande — Sun, 15 Oct 2006 04:00:32 +0000

Dear Anna,

I used to be a big DC Comics fangirl, but I hadn’t heard of Harley Quinn before I saw you dressed as her. I must offer penance by patronizing my nearest comic shop as soon as possible. Forgive me.

Love,
Melisande

PS. Can you dress up as Catwoman next? Please?

Nerdpr0n writes:

Halloween comes early to nerdpr0n! actually, here at nerdpr0n it’s Halloween all year around, but whatever. You’re in for a real treat! I was looking for a Harley Quinn costume forever and ever and finally found it, and yay! I always thought Harley was the sexiest gotham girl, even if she doesn’t have the best taste in men…

BurningAngel: Kylee Couches It Up

Melisande — Sat, 14 Oct 2006 23:00:05 +0000

Her dog is so cute! And her leather couch is even cuter, though I don’t know what’s going on with the coverlet. I say, if you’ve got leather, show it off!

BurningAngel writes:

I caught Kylee lounging around with her new puppy and had to let everyone see how cute it was! It’s, like, puppy love…literally. Isn’t it sweet?