The set up is simple: porcelain bathtub lined with simple white flowers, mason jars full of milk, and our stunning Blath sitting in the middle. Simple, yet elegant. Okay, and now this is a porn site. AltPorn to be exact. So, let’s get to the alt porn part of this Gods Girls set. First, Blath has a nice punk hairstyle with the sides shaved and the top dyed tangerine orange. She lacks tattoos, but makes up for it with piercings everywhere; her nipples are pierced, her nose is pierced in two places, her ears several times, and even the back of her neck is pierced.

Blath is quite au natural when it comes to her pubes, sporting quite a large bush. I should also mention that her armpits have a hint of hair, which is a rare thing to see nowadays, but it isn’t very noticeable if that isn’t your fetish.

The rest of the set is very artistic with Blath pouring the milk all over her body. In a couple of the shots, the milk looks quite thick, kind of like she is covered in cum, if that is your fetish. I have a fetish for women glistening; sweating, baby oil, saunas, baths, pools, jacuzzis, etcetera, so this is right up my alley. After watching this, you’ll have to excuse me while I go take a cold shower.

Sure you could go for some cheap imitation version, but you will know the real deal by her ruby-red hair and lips, tattoos all over her body, pierced nose, and gigantic breasts. If you can find the Ramona-Flour variety that is wearing a sexy “I can’t wait to rip this off you to really see what’s cookin” apron, a red thong, and high heels, then we are ready to begin. The rest of the ingredients are simple to find; a little bit of whipped cream and a whole lot of sass!

There is no need to pre-stroke your cocks, Ramona-Flour brings the heat straight from the start. Begin by peeling off her layers one by one. Feel free to take a little taste to make sure everything is perfect, and believe me, it is. Once the Ramona-Flour has been fully undressed, spread a generous helping of whipped cream all over her body. Don’t be afraid to really spread it all over her tits and ass. Just a hint on her pussy is a nice touch. With a final dash of sprinkles to add a playful bit of color to the mix and you are ready to enjoy.

It makes me wonder. If this is the dessert, what is the main course? I can’t wait to find out!

This artistic set by Kelly shows her modeling with a simple blue sarong wrapped (and unwrapped) around her curvy body. She play with wearing the fabric in different styles, turns around to show us all her angles, and alternates from looking melancholy and seductive.

Kelly appears to be wearing deep blue or violet contacts, which gives her eyes a bit of an other worldly appearance to them and her eye makeup accentuates this even further. Her hair is a shocking blue, which is in stark contrast to her milky white skin.

I’m not sure what to make of her posing during this set; it is very theatrical. The description on Gods Girls lists and even links to a Neutral Milk Hotel song on YouTube that I assume must be the inspiration to this photoset. I imagine Kelly is listening along to this song while she is posing for the photographer. Her poses almost seem to be telling a story, but I feel like I just snuck into the second half of an off-Broadway play for the deaf. There is movement, dramatic poses, emotions, and a hint of tragedy, but without the first half of the plot, I am lost.

But like tuning in half way to a late night Cinemax movie in a sleazy hotel, I have no problems knocking one out with the volume turned down so the people beyond the paper thin walls of the next room cannot hear me. But we all know they know what I’m doing. In the morning, just give me my continental breakfast in the lobby and don’t make eye contact.

And really, have you seen Princess Zelda? She is super hot! If I was Gannon, and I possessed her body, damn straight the first thing I would do would be rip off all her clothes and see why Link is always trying to rescue her. But to be honest, this possessed pawn is pretty sexy too. Those glowing yellow eyes, pointy ears, long braids, silvery crown, and dark tattoos encroaching on her face make for one alluring princess. And everyone knows that possessed girls are into super kinky sex, so even if she is possessed by a Demon King, I think I’d still try to hit that. You don’t like it? Excuse me, Princess!

Kleio‘s body is super ripped for this parody. In one scene, you see Kleio riding reverse cowgirl on Derrick Pierce‘s cock, and her rock hard abs and bouncing tits look magnificent. I was hoping Derrick would finish the scene by making Kleio “take one on the chin”, but he chose to go for a body shot instead. Oh well, there’s always hope for round two!

As a side note, in radio interviews promoting this scene for Burning Angel, Kleio has stated that she would love to go out on a date with Ronda Rousey. Oh please God, make this happen and please let the Burning Angel cameras be there to catch all the “action”! Kleio will definitely turn Ronda into a lover, not a fighter.

Anyways, one of the great things about this scene is it is kind of like getting 3 scenes in one. There are cameos by Taurus and Small Hands, each taking turns having a bit of fun with Anna Bell Peaks, while sad-faced Joanna sits on the sidelines. But when Toni Ribas gets in on the action, finally Joanna has had enough and stops cuckolding herself! So she jumps into the Burning Angel majors(?) So does that make Joanna the batter, Toni is the pitcher, and Anna Bell is the catcher. Ugh, I think I’m confusing myself more with these analogies.

And you can’t spell analogies without anal, and there is a fuckton of that in this scene. The girls get face fucked, ass fucked, and fuck fucked. Surprisingly not tit fucked. Sorry, spoiler alert! With Anna Belle‘s beautiful pumpkin sized tits, and Joanna‘s impressive bouncing titties, you’d think someone would have thrown a cock in-between them at some point. Still, this is a hot scene with the girls cumming and squirting multiple times all over each other.

If Joanna is considered ugly, I want to be one ugly fucker too! It’s great to see everyone having a sexy time and it’s extra great to see one of our favorite cam stars Anna Bell Peaks get to do her thing in the sexy fun wold of Burning Angel. Go check this crazy video out for yourself.

But really, when you think about it, this is probably close to real life. Well, real life for a porn star, if that can be considered real. I mean, imagine we’re Burning Angel planning the company Christmas party. We’ll invite all the actors, actresses, cameramen, sound engineers, costume designers, and that guy who cleans all the semen off the floors after a scene (wait, did we even hire him or did he just show up one day?). But what do we get everyone as a gift? I imagine they really do give dildos to all their female staff, then just sit back and watch as nature takes it course.

In this Burning Angel scene, three of the girls are (barely) dressed as sexy Mrs Clauses and the other two are sexy reindeer, and they sit around a pile of wrapped dildos, drawing lots out of a Santa hat to see who gets which dildo. Its kind of like a kinky version of Russian roulette where everyone wins! After they unwrap the dildos, they start fucking themselves with the dildos until all of the girls cum a bit early for Christmas.

Next Christmas, I know the Burning Angel girls be getting another round of dildos, and I know I’ll be furiously masturbating to it. I’m not complaining, I just wish there was someway to spice things up a bit. Thoughts?

Ari Dee is one of those girls where she could wear a burlap sack and be fucking sexy. Luckily for us she is wearing a pair of candy cane stockings, white high heels, red panties, a white bra, and the coyest smile that she cannot seem to take off. Not that I want her to.

To be honest, her outfit is quite plain, which to me is why it is so sexy. In the beginning of the photoset, Ari is sucking on a little lollipop and showing off her freakishly long tongue. The background is a quaint Christmas tree and a red velvet throw she is posing on.

Now, think back to the excitement you feel when opening a present. Sometimes, unwrapping the present is more exciting than what is inside. Well, in this case I cannot decide. Watching Ari Dee strip is like slowing opening up the first Christmas present on Christmas morning, knowing that inside that present is the thing you wanted more than anything this year. On one hand, you really want to see what is inside, but on the other hand you want this moment to last. So when the wrapping comes off Ari? Thank you Santa Claus!

Ari takes off her bra; she has perfect tits! She takes off her panties; she has a perfect pussy. She turns around; my dear God, look at that ass and those back dimples! Nope, I don’t need the gift receipt. I’ll be keeping this one!

I have been a very good boy this year, and all I want for Christmas is a very naughty girl. One of Gods Girls would be nice and preferably one as smoking hot as Ryden.

I just love it when they already come gift wrapped in festive red and green. But as sexy as those bra and panties look, one must unwrap the gift to truly enjoy what is inside. And what a gift Ryden would be. Just look at those tits! As if those perky little sugar plums hiding under her lacy bra weren’t enough, you should see whats under her ruffled panties. Oh what fun it would be to ride Ryden‘s cheery pussy! And when she spreads that cheer?

Now all I can think about is naughty thoughts. Just imagining those smokey eyes looking up at you in the twinkling of the christmas lights. Her ruby red lipstick contrasting against her short midnight blue hair as she rewards you for being a good boy all year, by turning you into the naughty boy you’ve always wanted to be.

Come on Santa, I’m not asking for much more than any guy wants. Just a beautiful 22 year old Gods Girl who has video games tattoos, a killer body, and thinks my cock is a candy cane. And just think, if you put Ryden under my tree, you’ll get to play with her during the cold sleigh ride to my place.

Sincerely,
Lou Garroux

Kleio is one of my favorite porn stars in the alt scene right now, and Mick has a penis, so I think it is a perfect match for this scene. They have a great rapport together throughout the scene, smiling and laughing between each position change and while he is fucking her brains out.

In the beginning, Kleio is wearing a sexy Santa’s little helper costume (an elf, not the dog from the Simpsons) with high-high stockings, red corset, and a green and red elf hat that hides her electric pink hair. Mick is wearing a Santa costume, and seems to have lost his coat and shirt, presumably from Joanna when she tricked him into getting tied up. Most of their costumes get discarded during the scene, but kudos to Mick for keeping on his Santa beard and wig the entire time, even when Kleio is pulling on his hair as he is going down on her!

The best part of this scene is after Mick uses his brute strength to free himself from the bonds Joanna put on him, he gets started on fucking the Christmas spirit into Kleio, but its not until halfway through the scene that Mick finally unties Kleio. Good man! I would have done the exact same thing!

Thank you Joanna for being such a Christmas Grinch, Scrooge, and Ol’ Man Potter all wrapped into one. Without your “bahumbug” attitude, Kleio and Mick might never have been brought together, giving us a wonderful Christmas miracle.

And just take a look at this latin beauty! She has a petite body, with blue hair pulled back behind her stretched ears, pierced nipples and navel, and incredible tattoos covering her body. It looks like a few of the tattoos still being finished, and I’m sure that tattoo artist is taking his sweet time working on her body.

Although Kianna‘s English isn’t very good, she is super cute trying to talk with her fans in the chatroom, all the time smiling and thanking them for their support. She loves to fulfill their requests, changing position, and even giving herself a few spanks for one fan in particular. Lucky guy! Head on over and give her a tip and she might fulfill your fantasy too.

Back to our story: Free from her shackles, this Gods Girl Grinch returns home to discover Lou-Who Garroux has left her a gift; a Grinch colored dildo with an icy tip. Oh no, she must thaw out this frozen cock before its too late. So she thrusts it inside her and begins warming it up using friction as she rides it up and down, in and out. Imagining a scene like this would make all ye faithful come quickly. If I were Santa, I would consider replacing his Vixen with a vixen like Emma Summers.