Posts Tagged ‘pirates’

DigitalPlayground: Pirates Sequel

I know it’s not super ALT but this is the coolest porn production evar. The styling is amazing and it features some of our favorite proper porn stars like BellaDonna, Sasha Grey, Stoya, and a lot more. Set to be released this September, visionary director and DigitalPlayground founder Joone promises that Pirates II wll be much darker than the original and that they spared no expense in production. The original Pirates was the most expensive adult film ever produced and Pirates II is reported to have had a budget ten times larger. Much of the production costs going towards insane special effects, but by the looks of it, great costuming and cool locations were a high priority as well. Breaking with the traditionally cheesy halloweenish costuming the aduld industry is known for, the styling of the Pirates series, particularly what we’ve seen of the new one, has a compellingly realistic pirate feel which certainly helps maintain the blockbuster movie experience. Sasha Grey describes the special atmosphere that surrounded the production: “There was always sexual energy on set. My sex scene with Evan Stone and BellaDonna was amazing! We all wanted to [fuck]; we were all horny. It was what pornography should be—flawless and unforgiving in every sense! This was definitely an exhilarating, filthy sex scene from the three of us. It was definitely one of the best scenes of my career!” Check out the fun teaser here. Joone really pushes the envelope and is in our opinion one of the best influences the otherwise stagnant adult video industry could have. I want to see this at an IMAX though.

DigitalPlayground: Pirates Sequel

BlueBlood: More Talk Like a Pirate Day

BlueBlood also sent out sexy Talk Like a Pirate Day greetings and what a treasure this one is. Getting to see more sexy Jen Vixen is always a treat. I love her beautiful tattoo work and that corset looks amazing on her too. They actually did a whole free gallery and news blog article in celebration. Check it out.

Jen Vixen on Pirate Day
SpookyBlog writes:

The people, who bring us all Blue Blood’s GothicSluts, BarelyEvil, RubberDollies, Scar13 and more, just sent us their best tattooed and corseted wishes for a Happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day. Avast! I would not mind being boarded by Halloween Jen Vixen here, matey!

RazorDolls: Roxy Contin: Pirate Booty

Arrrrrr! In the never ending battle between ninjas and pirates, I think we at APN are falling on the pirate side. After all, we really are colorful often drunken rebels in search of fine booty and implausible tales of adventure. So, we raise our tankards to Razordolls for bringing us more pictures of another of our favorite motley scallywags.

RazorDolls writes:

Say hello to miss Roxy Contin, the newest member of the Razordolls family. Shes got a bit of a crazy streak in her, but thats just how we like em! Come check out her hot new Pirate set, and fall in love with a different kind of “booty”

Nerdpr0n: pirates vs. ninjas

Ah, the age old question. It’s like dork Zen. Personally, I lean a bit toward the pirate side, but ultimately I think one should strive to be a true pirate ninja hybrid. Maybe that’s what Anna and Gala are trying to create together in this recent fun and comical Nerdpr0n update.

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Nerdpr0n writes:

I was just sitting on the deck, drinking my grog when all of a sudden a ninja* sneaks up on me! After a pitched battle, I rip off the ninja’s mask and discover a hot chick…and then I think we can all guess what happens after that. I guess ninjas and pirates do get along! Sometimes. When boobies are involved.

*played by Gala… I mean, a real live ninja!

BurningAngel: Sali!

Why is it that whenever I look at Sali on BurningAngel, I hear Elvis Costello singing Watching the Detectives? She’s so cute… I just want to stay up all night watching TCM and eating cold pizza with her.

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BurningAngel writes:

Sali put on her best lipstick for Halloween to do some major trick or treat-ing damage. For someone without a costume, she definitely got a lot of candy!

xoxox
Joanna

Burning Angel: Neon Neon Neon

This set has the word “ninja” attached to it, but she clearly has pirate titties. I don’t get it.

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Burning Angel writes:

No matter what Neon does, what she wears, where she moves to, or what color she dies her hair she manages to remain consistently smoking hot. In this ridiculous unpredictable chaotic life we live in, it’s nice to have something stable you can always count on.

Neon and your lovely boobs, thank you for balancing out the entropy in the universe.