Posts Tagged ‘nerdpr0n’

Dear Anna,

I had no idea “Lost Girls” was even coming out in hardcover, so I have to thank you for alerting me to its existence. Sadly, I’ve become so numbed by Jon Stewart/Stephen Colbert slash that I don’t think femmeslash featuring Dorothy, Wendy Darling & Alice in Wonderland is going to get me off.

So, uh, can I look at your boobs?

Love,
Melisande

Nerdpr0n writes:

l’d love to chain Alan Moore up in my basement and plunk him down in front of a typewriter so he could peck out little masterpieces for food and sexual favors and then I wouldn’t have to wait years and years in between! Stupid Vertigo with their stupid heads up their stupid butts. I am simply agog over the fact that my years of waiting for Alan Moore’s new (pornographic) masterpiece have come to a close and LOST GIRLS IS FINALLY OUT. Agog I say! Wanna see how agog?

Dear Anna,

Why couldn’t you have flashed in a library *I* was studying in, just once?

Love,
Melisande

Nerdpr0n writes:

I had these pictures sitting around for almost two years. I’d never put them up because I’d never done a public flashing shoot like that and didn’t know how to do it right, so a lot of them came out blurry. I did a reshoot and put that one up instead. I was thinking about it today, though, and you know what? A lot of people love exhibitionistic little snapshots, even if they’re not perfect…so the original shoot is up now! This is not a weekly update proper, but is in addition to it…enjoy the extra treat!

Dear Anna,

I own at least 250-300 books [including Internetworking with TCP/IP Volumes 1 & 2]. Please come to my house and pose in front of them. Then maybe we can make out and stuff.

Love,
Melisande

Nerdpr0n writes:

well, we’re all clear on what we CAN see in this little teaser: a touch of cleavage, some creamy soft white belly, garters, a whole lotta my books, and a sly sly smile. but what CAN’T we see? well, first, that sweater, although thick and woolen, is see-through somehow, so there’s teases of my nipple in every single picture…I’ve got this cute little blue tiger-stripe skirt…I’ve got pretty little black boy shorts that flatter my ass just so…nope, a picture isn’t worth a thousand words but 50 of them just may be!

Naughty girls like Anna Logue need their nipples bound by USB A-to-B cables! And how sad am I for trying to identify all the different types of cables in the nest instead of trying to peek at the hoo-ha?

Nerdpr0n writes:

I’m sure all the nerds out there know what this shoot is about - that awful, huge, tangled mass of cables hiding in the back of your closet. Well, I trotted the out and put them to good use! (there were even christmas lights in that motherfucker!) nerdpr0n: taking lemons and making lemonade since 2003 :D

You know what? FUCK playing Oregon Trail on an Apple II emulator. Especially since Anna’s got a new MacBook! Holy shit! I want a cap of her iSight stream! Someone get Fake Steve Jobs hip to this ASAP!

Nerdpr0n writes:

A new set is up featuring my favorite new toy, my MacBook (oh how I love it so) and a t-shirt featuring my favorite old toy, the Oregon Trail, which I used to play on an Apple as a wee kid. I all but hump my macbook in this set! Fun fact: my Macbook’s built-in webcam was on for the entire shoot ;) ooh la la! maybe you were lucky enough to catch it last night! if not, don’t worry - now that I have a portable webcam I can be on the ol’ cam a lot more. Don’t you love Apple? Someone be sure to write a letter to Steve Jobs congratulating him on being awesome ;)

When reading Robert Anton Wilson, one should take care to wear appropriate clothing. Anna Logue is a perfect example of this. She celebrates the joy of reading!

Nerdpr0n writes:

A set of me with one of my favorite books of all time…the Illuminatus! trilogy by Robert Shea and Robert Anton Wilson! It’s this crazy sci-fi chaotic story. For a good explanation of my tattoo, begin reading at this book :D or, you know, just look at the pictures ;)

This is what I like to believe Anna is thinking when this photo was taken: What is this? A big bulge in the pants? I must investigate using all my intellectual powers … and my tongue!

Nerdpr0n writes:

There’s just something about a girl going down on you with thick glasses and a nice tight bun on her head… This was the aftermath of the Miskatonic University shoot and lucky for you, it’s all captured!

Can someone write me a fanfic for this pairing? I’ll trade you some hot Mistress Janeway fic!

Nerdpr0n writes:

yay! me in a Star Trek shirt! Spock in between my boobies…what more could you want? ;)

Projecting error messages onto a hot ass is clearly the way to go. Hopefully all next-gen operating systems will do this!

Nerdpr0n writes:

This set is a follow-up to the binary set I did with a projector. I pulled up a screen saver with a variety of errors from several OSes and turned myself into the best error messages you’ve ever seen ;)…

In his house at R’lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming of nerdpr0n.com.

Nerdpr0n writes:

Here I am, a studious and intrepid librarian going over artifacts when all of a sudden I am overtaken… here’s hoping this set doesn’t awaken Cthulhu! only at my site :)…