Posts Tagged ‘nerdpr0n’

Ah, the age old question. It’s like dork Zen. Personally, I lean a bit toward the pirate side, but ultimately I think one should strive to be a true pirate ninja hybrid. Maybe that’s what Anna and Gala are trying to create together in this recent fun and comical Nerdpr0n update.

Given that we seem to be all excited about Dungeons & Dragons and nerdy girls in sexy glasses and stuff today, we couldn’t forget about Anna’s Nerdpr0n site. I really like those stockings. From the looks of it, she’s out to roleplay some kinky scenes from The Secretary. Great, now I’m going to be thinking about spanking her with that clipboard all day.

You know what’s weird? I have yet to see a girl fucking a Wii controller. I run across obscene shots of every new iPod release placed snugly up inside some young hipster guy or girl’s excited orifi, but no Wii wanking. It seems like a much better shape for the job too. I want to see someone playing Action Girls Racing with a Wii Wand up their butt. I want to see a dirty no hands booty shaking bowling champ. Lesbian hands free ‘boxing’ could work, talk about a pay-per-view opportunity! But, until we have all that, Wii have Anna and her naked nerdy play friends.

Somehow, the notion of soaking wet HTTPanties sounds really kind of hot, and Nerdpr0n.com is really the only place you are going to be able to see that done right.

It’s another one of Anna’s sexy naked book reports. This really probably would have made me stay awake in class, but I’m not sure how much I would have learned though, as Descartes’ notions on the subject of Passions of the Soul don’t exactly map perfectly well with mine. (Get it? Map… it’s a cartesian joke.) Are you hot yet?

Can you buy nerd cred in t-shirt form? Well, yes you can. ThinkGeek is sort of the Hot Topic of the nerd/geek identified world, but I’m still not certain what a chompy brown mascot for an Asian satellite TV station really has to do with nerd-dom, but I think he’s the one that kills kittens when you masturbate, so that is kind of disturbing.

I’m not sure how ‘nerdy‘ it is, but this stockings shot is really hot. I can’t imagine how long it would take to catalog my library. It’s not just that I’m not that OCD, but it would simply take forever. If I only had Anna’s 622 titles, I suppose it wouldn’t be so bad. I kinda think including graphic novels is kind of cheating though. But, I suppose if the goal is really to share interests and get to know what Anna really reads, there is some value in a list like that. Anna, you should try Beneath the Wheel. It’s one of the ones from Hermann Hesse that it appears you don’t have in your collection yet. I think you’d enjoy it, or find it enlightening anyway.

I want to see a live action reenactment! Anna could start with the Badger dance (my favorite), followed by a spirited rendition of All Your Base with tassels on her tits and her face done up cyber like the dude from Zero Wing, maybe a little I Kiss Girls impersonation thrown in for fun. Now do you finish with tubgirl followed by goatse or goatse followed by tubgirl? These are the questions that keep me up at night, figuratively.

Where is Anna’s favorite dildo? The DS is cute and kitch and all, but if the dildo is so distracting, I think we should get to see it. What is this wonderous toy that’s more fun than Brain Age? I wonder if Big Brain Accademy has something to do with why she’s so smart? Now maybe we know her secret!

Anna’s literary take on the Naked News sounds like it could be interesting. I kind of think a sample naked book report should be made available. I know Anna definitely has some admirers over here and seeing her speak on the subject of Kant’s ethical musings could really win me over as well, but she’d have to get an ‘A’ on the book report, boobies or no boobies.