Posts Tagged ‘nerdpr0n’

Nerdpr0n: yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

How exactly we missed Talk Like a Pirated Day, I’m not really sure, all I seem to have is a huge hangover. I must have confused it with Drink Like a Pirate Day! But, there are some cute AltPirates in the inbox that I figured you’d enjoy. Besides, it’s not very pirate like to be on time anyway. Arrrrrg!

Here we have Nerdpr0n Anna, who can always be counted on for a fun themed outfit. Looks like she’s going to end up three sheets to the wind, just like me. Maybe they should change the name of the holiday. I talk like a pirate when I’m drunk anyway.

Nerdpr0n: yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

Nerdpr0n writes:

Arrrr! International talk like a pirate day was this week, me mateys, and here is a photo set of a beauty for ye! You might recognize this getup from a similar one I wore in the fabled pirate-ninja set with Gala. Enjoy!

Nerdpr0n: dot matrix fun!

Nerds do seem to be excited about the weirdest stuff, but it’s always nice to see cute girls having fun together. That looks like papercut hell to me, but licking the wounds might just be totally worth it. And yeah Anna, your friend Britt does look pretty hawt. We’d love to see more of her too.

Nerdpr0n: dot matrix fun

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Dot matrix printers? Remember them? Remember the paper with the holes you tore off the sides? No? Hopefully this cute and retro set will jog your memory. Here is a hawt set with my hawt friend Britt…what better use for dot matrix paper than to romp around in piles of it with a pretty girl? Yeah, that’s what I thought. Hope you enjoy this set as much as I enjoyed getting it on with her…*evil grin*

Nerdpr0n: oooooh, shiny

Sexy nerd Anna concludes her two part Nerdpr0n series with the introduction of a shiny new sex toy, demonstrating it’s proper usage. Glass and acrylic sex toy pretty much always make for really hot pictures and she looks so happy with her new toy too. Hot stuff for sure.

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This week’s photo set is last week’s happy ending…pun intended! Enjoy. :) all this and bunches and bunches more at my site!…

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Nerdpr0n: Anna Loves Lingerie

It’s been a while since we checked in on our old friend Anna and her adventures in Nerdpr0n, so we thought we’d mention that she’s sporting some sexy lingerie this week, apparently along with some sexy cuban-heeled stockings we wouldn’t mind taking a closer look at. We do love the stockings and garters.

Nerdpr0n: Anna Loves Lingerie

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I got super glammed up for this shoot because…because…because I felt like it dammit. :) This is my first time ever in cuban-heeled stockings, and goodness, I love them, and I suspect you will too. Check it out! And stay tuned for next week’s incredible conclusion to this shoot. ;) No, I’m not telling, it’ll be a surprise!

Nerdpr0n: a sleepy morning…

I love the smell of nerdy girls in the morning, it smells like… victory!

Hot naked pictures of girls in various interesting vacation locations are actually really sexy and fun in general and we’d love to see more.

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Here’s another set shot while I was off in Ireland. This time, it’s a sleepy morning photo shoot (kind of like morning sex with a camera *winks*) after a long night of drinking Guinness…enjoy!

Nerdpr0n: nerdettes

Nerdpr0n Anna’s redheaded friend is a cutie (although that neon pig in the background is creeping me out a little for some reason) and seeing people who are really into each other having sex is always really hot. According to Anna, she also posted a video of herself getting her nipples pierced this week, so if you want to see that, now is your chance.

Nerdpr0n: nerdettes

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This is my totally hot friend Marie, who is even nerdier than I am. You might recognize her from the Europe candids - she’s the girl I went to Europe with. As you can tell from these pictures, this isn’t just porn star sex…we are honestly really into each other and boy, does it show! Enjoy these pictures…I know I did. *lecherous* Oh, and by the way, this is only half of the shoot…there was too much hot lesbian sex to fit into one update! Keep your eyes peeled for next week’s fantastic conclusion.

Nerdpr0n: bush

I’m all for fun outdoor nudity and pale skinned girls, so this set of Nerdpr0n Anna playing nude in the woods is fun and enjoyable to get to see.

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I may be a pasty white nerd, but every now and again I like to walk around in the woods and enjoy the sunshine. Naked, of course! Here’s another shoot showcasing my rare bush. Here’s my favorite shot from the set!

Nerdpr0n: Flashing Parliament

Anna is upset with us for poking fun at her post ironic nerd-chic t-shirt collection, but this is what we really love to see. This is SO much hotter than a Chococat t-shirt or Green Lantern underwear. Hanging, out nude and wet, on the old city rooftop overlooking the Irish Parliament building sounds like an exciting unforgettable adventure. We’re here to support what is good and challenge people to try harder and explore more unique sexy creative areas and media and we applaud interesting hot stuff like this. Now I just want to know what building that is. That looks like a GREAT place to have sex!

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Here’s a cute little set of me relaxing and unwinding the bathtub, after a long day of touring Dublin. As you can tell by how pink my skin is, I love my baths blisteringly hot, and eventually I got so hot I had to get out of the bathtub, climb out of the hotel window and cool off in a nice cool Irish breeze. … Right in front of the Ireland Parliament building. XD

Nerdpr0n: What’s with all the stuff?

Don’t get me wrong, I know a number of people that are really into Anna and her Nerdpr0n site, but I do have to wonder a bit if the whole kitch consumerist store bought ‘nrrd’ chic trend isn’t at least a little bit offensive to the genuinely intellectually marginalized nerds of the world. It just seems like all the updates are focused around trendy accessories like ThinkGeek nerf projectile toys, Schrödinger’s cat pun shirts, ironic Hello Kitty merch, or…well, I don’t even know how argyle socks fit in there. It all just kind of comes across a bit shallow, particularly when she snipes at other ’stereotypical’ girls. I guess my feeling is that if you can dish it out, you should be able to take it too. Just about all the friends I would consider nerds don’t have enough fashion sense to know which t-shirt makes them hip. They have other brilliant qualities I really admire. They are sexy exactly because of their refreshing near total lack of body consious fashion obsession.

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Nerdpr0n writes:

1) A lot of porn sites have the stereotypical “girls with guns omgwtf!!” photo sets. Now, mind you, a girl with a steel gun can be a hot…but a girl with a nerf gun is hotter. Right? Right! So here I am with a few of my favorite lethal weapons. :P

2) I can’t post this without a cheesy physics joke. “The Humane Society has placed up for adoption a lovable cat that was recently removed from the laboratory of a noted physicist. The animal was abused repeatedly, having been exposed to poisonous gas and also being placed in close proximity to radio activity. Cruel experiments like this can not be tolerated. The owner has been charged with numerous counts of animal cruelty. Dr. Schrodinger’s cat is recovering nicely, however.” (Cribbed from here.)

3) This tee is the snuggliest, bestest tee ever…it’s cute as hell and I love the way it feels on me. And off me! ;) And the stockings…man! they’re fantastic! Hope you enjoy this set as much as I enjoyed making it!

4) I think the title of this set says it all: mmm, argyle! There’s nothing cuter than a girl in argyles and her undies, right? Unless it’s a girl in her undies frolicking on the stairs…

Nerdpr0n: Sexy Stripey Stockings!

You know what says sophistication even more than girls with glasses? Girls in nice expensive stockings and glasses! NerdPr0n Anna gets her sexy office worker fetish on for her members in this kinky undergarment series.

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Nerdpr0n writes:

You guys, when I found these stockings on Sock Dreams, my head just about exploded. So stripey! So classy! So…stripey! I loved them at first sight, and I hope you will too.