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Deviant Nation: AmberRose: Naked Chef

Friday, October 12, 2007

By Cutter

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It’s getting hot in the kitchen! I miss the smell of fresh baked cookies, but I don’t remember the chef looking like this. AmberRose tempts the fates, choosing to bake naked, which is even better than a kiss the cook apron if you ask me. Amber’s eyebrows are really sexy too. This recent Deviant Nation series is fun, although it makes me think maybe they should open a section called Domestic Nation.

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Deviant Nation writes:

AmberRose gives us an intimate tour of her kitchen.

Photographer: Lithium Picnic

Nerdpr0n: sporkalicious

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

By Truant

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Speaking of yummy cupcakes, I think sporks are the perfect cupcake eating tool, and this made me think of this sexy sporky update Anna had a while back on Nerdpr0n. All she needs are some cupcakes and she’s be ready to go!

Nerdpr0n writes:

Mmmm….sporks! Not only do have a t-shirt with a happy mixed-silverware family on it, I have some shiny black sporks that I yoinked from Taco Bell. You never know when you might need a spork, so I keep myself a stockpile…

BurningAngel: Say Hi To Stellar!

Monday, April 2, 2007

By Truant

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BurningAngel introduces a new girl named Stellar this week, and she sure is a cute one. She’s got some really great tattoo work and a number of nice little piercings hidden away in her sexy little panties. BA seems to have improved their image navigation a bit, although I feel that 640 pixels in the maximum direction is a little small these days. I only bring that up because I want to see more of cuties like Stellar. She can make me some coffee in the morning anytime!

BurningAngel writes:

Meet Stellar: she makes a woman in the kitchen look so good, I think even Susan B. Anthony would agree! She can cook me dinner anytime…wait, make that all the time. A Capricorn in the kitchen is very rare… :) Have a great weekend!

xoxo

Joanna Angel

Spiceplay: Face - Eggs

Sunday, September 11, 2005

By Ed Roth

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Spiceplay writes:

I was surprised to find out that Face has an amazing talent for cooking eggs AND taking off her clothes at the same time.

Mmmm I bet those are some tasty eggs.

Photography by Ashley Arias