Posts Tagged ‘joanna_angel’

There’s a line from an X-Clan song, later sampled in Ice Cube’s “When Will They Shoot,” that goes:

“Stalkin’, walkin’ in my big black boots”

Me, I’ll take black boots over pink any day. But hey, she’s showing her hoohah, so that’s something.

Burning Angel writes:

Well here I am again, this time in big pink boots at a roach motel in times-square. Do you like the decor of the curtains?

Mitch apparently doesn’t read this blog much, because he’s never verbally beaten the crap out of me for giving Burning Angel shit almost constantly. That means I’m not trying hard enough.

• Joanna really looks like Sarah Silverman in this picture. Man, I’d really like to have sex with Sarah Silverman.
• What’s up with that dude? I bet he shaves his chest. Joanna is dating a chest-shaver!
• Travis Barker? I’m speechless.

Burning Angel writes:

Hey everyone. I’m in Vegas, completely exhausted from a weekend of porn, porn, and porn. Re-penetrator is officially the most outrageous sex scene in the world, and I have an AVN award to prove it. OK. I’ll tell you more about that after my hangover is gone. Watch this video clip of of me fucking the hottest guy in the world, aside from Travis Barker.

Whenever Kylee and Joanna get together, something gets rammed in Joanna’s butt. This new video at BurningAngel.com was no exception.

Burning Angel writes:

Some guy told me that women belong in the kitchen…. So I decided to spend some quality time with Kylee in the place where we belong. Instead of baking a cake or cooking dinner, Kylee stuck cleaning supplies in my ass.

Look fuckers, I’ve been busy! But that’s no excuse for not posting about the latest hottt-t-t-t-t-t–tttt-t-t-t-t-t updates from BurningAngel.com:

Caulk and Balls (The Video)
When the BurningAngel office was being built, the workers were foolish enough to leave some of their supplies there overnight. Tommy Pistol took one look at the caulk and got wacky, then he took one look at his cock and got even wackier.

Joanna Loves Dana
I slept on Dana’s couch for the entire month of September. I cleaned her bathroom, I made her macaroni and cheese dinners, and I took her anal virginity. The bad news is that I don’t have photographic evidence of any of my domestic gestures. The good news is… well… look in this photo set and you can figure it out.

Dana is my very best friend in the whole wide world. She should be yours too.

Medusa
If you want to wine and dine Medusa, take her out for souls of men and raw meat and she’ll melt in your arms. Awwwwww…. isn’t that sweet?

Belle is Back
Belle is one of the best looking girls I’ve never met. Life is so unfair sometimes. *Sigh*

Maddalena
I am very fortunate to have the cutest girl in all of Italy, naked on my website.

Welcome Smiley
In addition to being super hot, Smiley is one of the nicest people I’ve ever met. She somehow manages to still say please and thank you at 4am. We could all learn a thing or two from her.

Barely Legal
It sucks that Whiskey isn’t old enough to drink herself. In the mean time, at least I get to enjoy her.