Posts Tagged ‘joanna-angel’

Bob Coulter sure is a creative and talented guy. I’d really like to meet him one of these days and shake his hand for making so much hotness. (Well, I still feel that way about Bob, but this series actually wasn’t shot by him, as it was initially reported.) Pixie’s skin looks really beautiful in this new BurningAngel series too.

Richard Kern is widely known for his great photos featuring modern cuties in their underwear, and this is something we certainly respect. His New York Girls book was inspiring to so many people, that we feel he deserves credit for a whole style of pin-up style nudes, but nobody does Kern like Kern does Kern. Now, where can we buy those panties Joanna?

The photo below the text? Is a bitmap image. Who uses bitmap images anymore? And why am I focusing more on that than the girls making out?

Hey, Joanna kinda looks good in this pic! Guilt works, baby.

Why do you watch porn? Is it for the plot? The acting? The (non-sexual) stunts? The dancing? How about car and motorcycle chase scenes?

What’s that you say? You watch porn for the sex?! You want to look at hot girls fucking in interesting ways, and maybe just relax for ten minutes and jerk off all over yourself? Yeah, me too! Unfortunately I guess that no one told Joanna Angel, the director and star of this movie, because she has some very strange ideas about what should be included in an adult movie. And how to film one. The sex here, what there is of it, is lifeless and dull, and the cinematography and lighting are fairly terrible and often utterly counterproductive and frustrating. If there is one thing that a porno should not be, it’s frustrating.

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Check it–Burning Angels like to party and have a good time, just like the rest of us! I’d love to be their MySpace friends. What great photo albums they must post!

Burning Angel writes:

On Monday night (August 7th) the BA girls hosted the 18 Visions show/ party at Snitch in NYC, sponsored by our favorite clothing company, World Famous. If you showed up to this event, thanks for coming! And If you didn’t…well here are some photos of what you missed out on.

If that’s a snowman, where’s his carrot nose, and why isn’t Joanna fucking it?

Burning Angel writes:

The moral of the story is, you can’t build a snowman with fake snow…. but you can fuck on it! I hope you all enjoy my newest video.

When I first watched Tristan Taormino’s House of Ass, all I could think was “How could you pack this much porn on one DVD?” With 2.5 hours of feature footage, 20 minutes of behind-the-scenes footage, 16 minutes of slide-shows, 16 minutes of bonus scenes, and about 15 minutes of trailers, it’s a supersized meal of naughty goodness. Plus, it gives the viewer some interesting insights into the lives and thoughts of adult performers.

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I still can’t believe Joanna had sex with that Scott guy in Tristan Taormino’s House of Ass (review forthcoming). He was icky.

Burning Angel writes:

Well here are some new photos of me. My stockings are from Hot Topic, and quite frankly, I think that’s pretty cool.

That gold bikini top kinda makes Joanna look like some kind of outer-space seductress from the 70s Buck Rogers series. Sometimes I like to pretend that I’m in bed with Twiki.

Burning Angel writes:

Ok… seriously, I have no fucking clue what to write when I have to update the homepage with photos of myself. I start to think of something witty, and then I just feel awkward. So um… er… here you go. Please, for the love of Christ…. look at these photos. If you don’t… well I will start to have a major existential crises and like, not know what my purpose in life is.