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BurningAngel: Pink Jade!

Monday, July 7, 2008

By Truant

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Jade Jolie is one of our favorite girls in AltPorn. She has such a sexy face and everything else she has going on is crazy hot as well! BurningAngel just posted another nice little series of her, that although a bit shorter than we’d like it to have been, that’s only because we can’t get enough of this girl. WolfPack always seem to be hanging with the alt-girls. We’ll have to look into that.

BurningAngel writes:

You know what rules? My life! And wanna know why - it’s because in a few days, Jade will be in town and we’ll get to hang out. She’s on tour with Wolfpac - she is that hot girl who dances on stage while the band plays. You should go to their next show and bring her a present. I mean, I think Jade deserves a present just for being …

BurningAngel: Ja-Ja-Jade!

Friday, July 13, 2007

By Cutter

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I’m loving Jade Jolie’s sexy strawberry cotton candy hair in this new BurningAngel rooftop set! It’s making my mouth water like red velvet cake! She has some pretty rad tattoos too. I think I need to go pick up some fresh hair dye today too.

BurningAngel writes:

I’m so happy it’s Friday, and I get to spend the weekend with Jade! Well, maybe not literally, but this photo set will have to suffice, since she’s in Pennsyvania and I’m…not! She always looks good on camera, though, so it’s sort of like she’s here. In spirit. Happy Friday everyone!

xoxo
Joanna Angel

RazorDolls: Jade Jolie: Broken Beds and Mirrors

Friday, March 23, 2007

By Truant

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What is up with those RazorDolls girls and their always mismatched stockings? I’m thinking slumber party gone wrong? Is there some perverse spin the bottle marbles laundrey mashup I’m not hip enough to be in on? What’s the deal? Anyhow, I have a total crush on Jade Jolie’s cartoon bombshell eyebrows. They are just beautiful.

RazorDolls writes:

Sounds like the name of a really bad emo band…But its actually just how we roll here at Razordolls.com Show your love for our latest Lovedoll, Jade Jolie She is one Hot little sex freak, and was a blast to work with! Click her to show your love and watch out for her in Sister Midnite The new Vonn Fink Loop, Coming out soon!

BurningAngel: New Video Starring Jade!

Friday, February 2, 2007

By Truant

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I’m a little confused about who exactly is being generous in this scenario, but that’s not really all that important to me. What is important is getting to see new hot video of Jade! She’s really quite sexy.

BurningAngel writes:

Check out the new hot video starring Jade Jolie on BurningAngel called Strangers in the Ass. In a nutshell, she finds a stranger sleeping on her couch, and instead of calling the cops on him… she makes him put it in her butt (it’s a good thing too because, it sure is a nice one). If only all unwanted house guests were this generous…. the world would be a better place. Enjoy!

xoxox

Joanna Angel