Posts Tagged ‘FedorasBox’

FedorasBox: My naked ass is ruining the integrity of ModelMayhem

The biggest problem MM has, as a site and as a community, is that it exists to assist a bunch of untalented amateurs into deluding themselves into believing that they are going to be big professionals some day. As a result, someone like Fedora gets the short end of the stick because she is actually genuinely trying to do something real and independent.

MM will always support models and photographers listing their more corporate achievements because corporate achievements make them feel successful. Even other people’s corporate achievements make moderators with lackluster personal portfolios feel like they are going to make it big some day. Never mind the fact that major corporations are always happy to mine the desperate wannabe underground for free labor. What do you think powers the music industry?

Fedora is not the first model or photographer to be forced to remove a link to APN. The rule appears to be that corporate credits like Hustler and SuicideGirls and GodsGirls and Playboy will be overlooked. But credits with genuinely independent sites like FedorasBox and BrokenDollz and Blue Blood and BellaVendetta are likely to come under scrutiny. That the scrutiny generally comes from moderators with very limited portfolios is a given. If they spent more time shooting, and less time persecuting and passing judgment on people like Fedora, then maybe they really would become big time professionals some day, just like their delusional fantasies.

FedorasBox writes:

I usually save the bitching for my close friends over beer, but this issue is so relevant to my intentions with why I make erotica in the first place.

ModelMayhem.com is a website where models, photographers, stylists, and makeup artists can post portfolios and network for free. There are forums, 20 pictures slots, ways to link credits to people involved in the creation of an image, and lots and lots of drama.

Did I mention that almost everyone I have ever worked with has a page on this ModelMayhem? It is just that popular.

Now, I have gotten a lot of headaches on this site. There are a lot of people who shoot strictly TFCD that flood the forums with non-professional casting calls, but that I can overlook.

There are a lot of so-called professionals who refuse to discuss industry techniques. Maybe it is such a competitive industry that they feel insecure about their ability to maintain their status. This I can overlook. I am confident in my skills.

There is a seemingly, underlying, (and publicly stated) agenda for model mayhem moderators to try to push alternative models, fine art, and nude models off the site entirely. They seem to feel that they would like things better there if all the WHORES left to do WHORE things. Because everyone knows that being seen nude by a photographer makes you a porn star. and everyone knows that Playboy is Tasteful. And Suicide Girls is art.

Boring!

I had a moderator tell me that they were removing my portfolio (which gets several hundred hits per day on model mayhem.) in 24 hours if I did not remove all PORN LINKS.

“Links” and “porn” are not well defined words of the English language on model mayhem. In the fashion guidebook followed by all elitist pricks on ModelMayhem, PORN is defined as “Eww” and “Link” is defined as any reference to something, whatsoever, no matter if you have to google a phrase, find a site, sign up for a subscription, and dig 5 pages deep before you get to see any vagina.

OMG! REFERENCE TO MY VAGINA IS RUINING FASHION!

So, with 24 hours to remove all reference to all my web clients from my portfolio, I was left a hole in my resume.

Did I mention Female nudity is allowed on modelmayhem. Penis is not. Female Nipples are not allowed to be avatars. I wonder if I photoshop some male nipples onto a woman’s body, if that will save the fashion industry from the evils of human sexuality?

I removed the one HYPERLINK (because I am smart and can read a dictionary) from my page. Done. 12 hours later, the MOD tells me I have a few more hours to complete their request or I will be banished. Wait, let me just post our conversation: [Link]

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FedorasBox: Mailman

Fedora seems to include her update teasers along with her frequent and entertaining blog posts, even though the two seem to be rarely connected contextually anyway. I must say that she’s got a tremendously large sock monkey and it appears to have a proportionally or even impressively large sock monkey cock. That is just too surreal to let slip by. Check out FedorasBox for more sexy weirdness.

FedorasBox: Mailman

FedorasBox writes:

What is the deal with dogs and mailmen?(Now, I feel like Sienfeld…and that’s a problem) So, I have been writing my professional resume. Now that there is too much stuff to fit on one page, I decided to give it a go. It was easier to write when I was a waitress. If you want to hire me and stuff, I can send it over to you.The director of Skin Art (OB A&I) asked me and my assistant to cover the Spokane Tattoo Convention in May. Sweet deal! I am trying to get in on the central California tattoo cons, but we’ll see.New Year’s was great. I hit up two house parties filled with good friends. I kissed everyone I saw, which made everyone I saw kiss each other. It was really awesome…just spreading the love. I watched the fireworks and fireworks malfunction at the Space Needle from the middle of the street in Wallingford. Drinking in the street and blocking traffic is the SHIT! THE SHIT! Anywho, I have a lot of work to do..making fedorasbox.com awesome and stuff. So, I will see you later!…

FedorasBox: Post

For those that haven’t had the pleasure yet, you should all take a moment and go check out our friend Fedora’s site FedorasBox. It’s a growing eclectic mix of thoughtful blogging, erotic photography, and more. I like it’s cozy feel and I think some of you will enjoy what she’s up to as well.

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FedorasBox writes:

On Christmas, I met people and got/gave presents. There was food, wine, and conversation. Oh, and there was a stockpile of hugs. Aww…The day after Christmas, I had a naked photo shoot with Elora. Isaac from California photographed us. We cuddled in corners and in front of my fireplace, many images to come.I have manifested a group shoot for fedorasbox.com in a swanky house on a nearby island. If you want to model, let me know. Yesterday, Peter Birch came over and he took my picture. It was fun dressing up in men’s clothes…and masks…Who here is a fan of Robert Anton Wilson? I am reading Ishtar Rising and it is totally great. (I am such a nerd with my silly silly adjectives.) Anyway, this book is about human sexuality from a pragmatic and biological perspective…that and lots of one-two-punch.Oh! I bought a webcam today. So, yeah. Stick that under your hat.I am going to go watch Balls of Fury, now; so, have a good night.

FedorasBox: Fedora Opens Her Box

Congratulation to Fedora El Morro, who just launched her new membership site,FedorasBox. She seems to be mostly in a calling for photographers, writers, and various other contributors stage, but it’s always exciting to see people’s projects open up. We’ll let her manifesto speak for the goals of the site.

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Fedora writes:

Manifesto:

It is my mission to enable women to be comfortable enough in their own skins to express themselves sexually. (Hot Lesbo Action!!!!)
I want to promote sexual health and healing through avenues of sexual entertainment (and hot, tight punanny.)
I want to explore the different character types (and orifices) that exists as well as their specific fetishes; (whips, chains, ball-gags and more!!!) but most of all, I want to share this journey with you.

Welcome to Fedora’s Box (my box.)