Posts Tagged ‘dana_dearmond’

Normally anything that reminds me of Marilyn Manson would force me to stab tink forks into my ears and eyes, but this is Dana Dearmond with a Big Fucking Gun, so I’ll let it slide.

SpookyBlog writes:

Looks like the dangerous girls of BarelyEvil.com have gone gun crazy, well, been gun crazy now that we think about it. Check out the super hot 80’s punk retro Mad Max styled shoot featuring MySpace legend Dana DeArmond! BarelyEvil has quite the cute bettie battalion.

So what have we got here? A big speaker, a bondage cross, some yellow rope, and awesome wood paneling. Oh, and Dana Dearmond. She has squeezable boobies!

Burning Angel writes:

Did you know that Dana Dearmond invented the internet? She also owns a unicorn, and she can travel through time. Oh yeah… she’s also in Joanna’s Angels 2. She’s my kind of girl.

There’s a great song on Motorhead’s 1916 album called “Ramones.” I think both Johnny and Lemmy would appreciate this new set on GothicSluts.

SpookyBlog writes:

Just how cool do you have to be to get rockin’ hot girls to come visit your gravestone, drop their panties, and sit their cute ass down on your warm black marble memorial? Apparently, Johnny Ramone fuckin’ cool! That’s right, of the legendary punk icons, the Ramones.

The girls of GothicSluts just love getting naughty in the graveyard, and this is no exception. Playing and flashing and teasing and generally having a good time. GothicSluts features a great collection of spooky beauties being playfully naughty among the dead. They are such peaceful places. Reminders that we should enjoy our lives to the fullest, while we still can. We can’t think of a better way to honor the resting than to share a little sexiness on a perfect day.

This cool set just posted and it sure looks great! Amelia G even got some more cute pictures of the ducks! We love the ducks! Well, almost as much as we love the Ramones.

…bury me in a nameless grave… bury me in a nameless grave… bury me in a nameless grave…

Look fuckers, I’ve been busy! But that’s no excuse for not posting about the latest hottt-t-t-t-t-t–tttt-t-t-t-t-t updates from BurningAngel.com:

Caulk and Balls (The Video)
When the BurningAngel office was being built, the workers were foolish enough to leave some of their supplies there overnight. Tommy Pistol took one look at the caulk and got wacky, then he took one look at his cock and got even wackier.

Joanna Loves Dana
I slept on Dana’s couch for the entire month of September. I cleaned her bathroom, I made her macaroni and cheese dinners, and I took her anal virginity. The bad news is that I don’t have photographic evidence of any of my domestic gestures. The good news is… well… look in this photo set and you can figure it out.

Dana is my very best friend in the whole wide world. She should be yours too.

Medusa
If you want to wine and dine Medusa, take her out for souls of men and raw meat and she’ll melt in your arms. Awwwwww…. isn’t that sweet?

Belle is Back
Belle is one of the best looking girls I’ve never met. Life is so unfair sometimes. *Sigh*

Maddalena
I am very fortunate to have the cutest girl in all of Italy, naked on my website.

Welcome Smiley
In addition to being super hot, Smiley is one of the nicest people I’ve ever met. She somehow manages to still say please and thank you at 4am. We could all learn a thing or two from her.

Barely Legal
It sucks that Whiskey isn’t old enough to drink herself. In the mean time, at least I get to enjoy her.