Today Nena Blue announced that they have “68 Exclusive High Quality Photos” of Apnea. The set is called Waffles and is shot by Lithium Picnic. Even if you do not recall that this exact same set posted to Apnea’s blog November 17, 2007 and to the Apneatic members area November 20, 2007, (We covered the update in December of 2007) if you are at all a fan of alt, you are probably aware of how unlikely a new set like this would be. It is still a good excuse to post pictures of two tasty things: waffles and Apnea.
Apnea just announced a hot upcoming gallery show featuring her boyfriend Chase Lisbon of Supercult. It looks like there is going to be plenty of really sexy photography of very sexy girls there, including a lot of very hot shots of Apnea herself. I really love how she brings out the best in the photographers she dates, it speaks well of her beauty and style and the talent she herself brings as a model. Chase is no slouch either, so together they have made some images I really really enjoy. If you are anywhere near Philadelphia on May 2nd, be sure to check it out. Take some pictures of the crowd and send them to us, I don’t think I’m going to make it up there, but I’d love to see some coverage.
My boyfriend Chase Lisbon has his first gallery show on May 02 in Philadelphia. Come out and see us =0
This has been like planning a wedding and we’ve put at least a hundred hours of work into it including all of the time it took to edit all of these at print resolution. I’ve been working on this thing so much that I’ve literally lost weight from sitting in front of a computer for so long and not moving. It’s a combination of muscle atrophy and starvation. But don’t worry about me, we’re on our way to get ice cream right now. And my friend baked us cookies, so that will be the first time someone has ever baked something for me and shipped it. Mail food. =0
There’s a present for you at apneatic.com if you’re a member.
Although we have included GodsGirls in out traffic and popularity studies and they are listed in our AltPorn A-List, traditionally we haven’t really covered GodsGirls updates here at APN. In the general time line of AltPorn, they came on pretty late and launched in a style that could really be described as awkward. To AltPorn purists and fans of this creative and eclectic genre, it seemed like they were buying into and perpetuating a lot of the bad and destructive practices and attitudes that were originally introduced by SuicideGirls. The stuff that many feel tarnished the genre as a whole. With their (lengthy) launch, GodsGirls‘ attitude has come off as too shallow, too self important, way too territorial, too dishonest in presentation, too self absorbed, etc. It was an awful lot of bark without a whole lot of bite. A lot of toes got stepped on, going so far as to even result in some legal proceedings and other distasteful fallout. It was a rough start.
Now GodsGirls have been around for a little while and it really seems like they have learned a thing or two. Their attitude seems a little more tempered by the experience of running a site for a while. I can’t say they have fixed everything which was originally problematic, and they do still say a few things in interviews for example which we feel are questionable at best, but they do seem to have matured as a site and as a business, so it seems only fair to make more of an effort over here to keep everyone up to date with the fun and sexy things going on at GodsGirls.
All that said, GodsGirls leader Annaliese respond to our post about generally lackluster AltPorn Easter updates via Twitter, and pointed out that GodsGirls had a whole bunch of fun Easter updates and invited us to check them out. It really was like finding a bright basket full of goodies and sweets. We’re into sharing our jelly-beans so here you go.
Sexy Jenna has embodied the spirit of the Peepshow tradition and merged it with a shot of StuffOnMyCat for this sugary marshmallow pile-up. She has some fantastically impressive breasts, made all the more tasty with colorful Easter treats. Her gothy make-up is really sexy in this set too. Annaliese made some noise about how GodsGirls isn’t Goth, but that looks pretty goth to me, and I don’t have a problem with that at all.
Pale and petite GodsGirl Toryn also sent in this ‘DIY’ set of herself rolling around with her basket of treats. ‘DIY’ is what GodsGirls calls photosets girls submit of themselves. Different sites have different terminology for this, but I do sometimes like the intimate and personal feel. They usually have that amateur energy that more then makes up for pro production values in general heat and personality.
Apneatic (Apnea) and Kate share some peeps in this GodsGirls set too. Are you seeing a trend yet? I was just reading about the extensive tattoo work Apnea had been putting herself through this past year and it sounds like an ordeal to say the least. She’s been having new in put on and old ink removed. It’s like skin art remodeling. I almost expect to see her surrounded by scaffolding like they did with the Statue of Liberty so many years ago. Sometimes when I see two got girls in a set together, I’d like to see them really together, not just flirting at being together. The giggly air kisses and skittish reluctant touching comes across adolescent and I’m an adult, hopefully looking at adult sexuality. On the other hand, it’s peeps, not serious business. They look like they are having fun anyway.
GodsGirl Ash sent in this messy sort of spoogy Cadbury creampie DIY set and although it’s not as professionally lit or shot, it comes off as really fucking sexy. She looks both adorable and excitingly raunchy in her cute bunny ears and sticky sweet Cadbury cream splattered all over her nice titties and squirted all over her clean shaved vag. There is just something really hot about this set and it looks like a really good time. It’s both sweet and dirty hot all in the same package.
If I don’t think about it too much, this sploshy GodsGirls set from Gabrielle and Erica is visually really interesting. The raw eggs give my stomach a little twist, but the wet yellow texture drooling over their colorful tattoos makes for a striking look. They don’t seem that excited to be doing it though, not that I can blame them. Eggshell in the ass crack sounds more like a euphemism than anything I’d actually want to wish upon any girl I thought was hot. Some people are more into this kind of thing than I am though, so I won’t judge.
GodsGirl Steam provided this DIY Easter set from what looks like her closet. It has a fun and cuddly almost Cosplay feel and the distorted fisheye effect really works with her big doe eyes. I like the look. Steam has some really sweet tattoos and piercings on her tasty tight little body and this series shows them all off well.
This Matthew Cooke Easter fantasy series of GodsGirl Veronica is in many ways my favorite of the bunch. The sheer volume of holiday treats and dream like over-styling give it a really unique look and it also gets very sexy along the way. I have never eaten jellybeans out of a girls ass before, but Veronica makes it look like an inviting idea. I’m glad the giant chocolate bunny didn’t melt while she was rubbing it in her crotch though, because that would look kind of gross. I love the bubbles and the bright colors and Veronica looks great.
It’s like Apnea blew out her 23 candles and MY wish came true! I wouldn’t say I’m a pantie fetishist, but wow, these are hot. Sexy little Apnea showing off her tasty little baby blue panties, with hints of her amazing ink too. She’s sweeter than a dixie cup full of jelly beans. We wish the life changes she’s been anticipating are all good. Follow Apnea’s adventures, she’s such an interesting and unbearably hot girl. Plus she’s got one of the realest solo girl sites we’ve seen.
More photos from my 23rd birthday. That was a pretty big day for me. I don’t know long long you’ve been reading my blog but I was anticipating this day since I was 17 because I knew whatever happened when I turned 23 would change my life. And my life did completely change so it wasn’t all me just being a nut.
We’re going on another trip tomorrow so I’m in the middle of a dreaded “travel night” where I get no sleep and work up until the last minute before I have to drive three hours to the airport and almost miss a flight. And there’s a snowstorm coming in tomorrow so not only will I almost miss a flight tomorrow but I’ll almost or will miss the connecting flight we have to make.
Hopefully this is the last trip out of town I have to make to get lasered. Katie is getting a laser for her shop soon and I’ll be the one everyone can practice with.
The last week has been crazy. I was laid out for five days with some kind of sickness but after going through a month supply of vitamin c gummi bears in less than a week and sleeping 14 hours a day I made it back to health in time to work every minute I can on my new project. I still have something wrong in my head and I’m actually really scared to fly tomorrow. The last time I flew with a head cold it felt like I had needles in my eyes and they were going to explode from pressure. They’re already starting to feel like that and I’m just sitting here at my desk.
I now have 12 hours before I leave and I really need to pack. I’ll update from wherever I am and you can come on my adventure with me
Asphyxia and Apnea making out for Apneatic.com makes my breath a little short as well. Hot little gothic girls in cute lingerie! Get me my oxygen mask, stat. I wish Apnea left a better description for this, but it’s still very enjoyable to get to see.
Apnea feels that she will be too busy for new things this Valentine’s so she’s dug through her archives and come up with some sexy shots she did with Lithium Picnic last year. So, here she is, Valentine’s 08. Full series now available on her site. Not every detail of this is working for me, but those shoes are just red hot. I bet they would burn your mouth hotter than cinnamon gummy bears.
I know it’s a couple days early, but I might not be able to make it back to my blog by the 14th to tell you that I love all of you. Philip and I used to wait until the last minute to shoot holiday sets. These were the Valentine’s day photos that were supposed to go up last year but never did. But it worked out because now I have it for this year.
Apnea just posted this beautiful video, or portion of a video anyway, over on her blog, along with a really humorous and entertaining little story about preparing for and shooting it with Chase Lisbon. I love the mood and look of it and for a ‘censored’ video, it sure is hotter than a lot of the ‘uncensored’ stuff we see.
When Chase and I were living in Savannah we were so excited to shoot a video in the pool. But we didn’t know anything about shooting underwater so trying to figure it out was interesting.
First we drove to Target and bought some Maglites, freezer bags, a snorkel, duct tape and nylon rope. I’m sure we looked really suspicious when we were checking out.
Later that night it was time for me to get ready. I didn’t have the first clue about how to apply makeup for going underwater, so I applied three times as much and my skin felt like it was going to scream.
Then I walked out to the pool to meet Chase. It’s 3am, the neighbors are asleep, it’s freezing outside, and I see him throwing a cinder block into the pool with a rope tied around it. I remember thinking that looked really unsafe, but it was also really funny.
We got in the pool and I was so cold and shivering so hard the only words that could come out of my mouth was a string of obscenities. Luckily Chase was tied to a huge piece of concrete at the deep end of a pool so he didn’t have to see it. Then when it was time to shoot I couldn’t stay underwater. My dress was so heavy and buoyant. It felt like I was connected to a parachute. . But the dress came off! And we taped enough to get what we needed.
So after typing all of that I should let you know that only half of this was taped in the pool. The other half was taped in a very dry, climate controlled environment.
This is the censored version! Full version coming soon to SUPERCULT and APNEATIC!
Beautiful photographic muse Apnea has demonstrated her charming power to move the masses again with her recently posted Zivity collaboration with SuperCult’s Chase Lisbon. Their photographic contribution has not only broken the site’s all time record for most set votes within a 24 hour period, it has also now received more votes than any other set ever posted to the site. I have some reservations about very heavily funded UGC membership sites that not only pay for their content contributions based on ‘votes’ (traffic) you as a contributor manage to get yourself by doing their promotion work for them, but also also manage to deliver that payout significantly after they get to use your contribution. People seem excited about the system, but I know a few alt models that have made more money than this set will probably eventually pay out, simply by signing up for the affiliate programs of the alt sites their sets go up on and doing the same sort of self promotion, and they get paid faster too. Anyway, it is good to see Apnea really making a power statement and these really are some very sexy stylish photos deserving of accolade.
Cute little Apnea started out the month of October freaking out jumping for joy about Halloween. Maybe she was not so much jumping for joy, as she was curving her tattooed torso around a statuette of Mistress of the Dark Elvira. I like how her makeup sort of matches Elvira’s in this set.
I’m freaking out in excitement over the holidays…especially Halloween!
One thing I’m not excited about is the cold weather. I’ve never spent a substantial amount of winter North of Texas and I hear it can get freezing here in Iowa. I’ll be back in Savannah soon enough to not freeze to death. I hope.
Apnea always has a bit of a cute witch look in all my favorite photo sets of her, but apparently she was actually a witch for Halloween this year. She is just too adorable in a dark spooky cloak and witch hat. Apnea frequently wears makeup that makes me want to make a beeline for the nearest MAC store and the eyeshadow with her witch costume does just that.
I am Batnea. Spiders like to bite me because they know how dark I am, and they’re into that. Halloween is the most important day of the year. I’ll take my magic broom and sweep towards your shoes and make you uncomfortable to stand next to me. My cauldron is real. Wands. Wizards. Warlocks. Witches. W is the most important letter on Halloween. I wear a cloak. Batnea.