Posts Tagged ‘Apneatic’

Apneatic: No Wonder She is so Sweet

This recent series of Apnea is just great! It’s like a pleasant dream, really. Adorable Apnea digging in to an astoundingly large pile of waffles of all shapes and sizes, and that’s before it gets weird! The creative concepts Apnea shares on her Apneatic site really do manage to play with the lines between what we expect in a nudie model site and real creative exploration. The portion of the shoot where she’s showering with waffles should not be missed by anyone interested in… well, hot girls and waffles, and that’s got to be averybody I know.

Apnea Apneatic Waffle Shower
Apnea writes:

I’m eleven months late, but I finally did it! I shot the Waffle set. Sara Eudy did my hair and makeup while her lover cooked up a big stack of three different kinds of waffles for me, and then I ate some, and used the rest as a sponge in the shower. I’ll admit, not everything in this set makes sense, but it sure is waffletastic. I’d like to give a special shout-out to ZiZ for the inspiration <3

Photos by Lithium Picnic

Apneatic: Chicken Heads

Mark McKinney’s Chicken Lady was one of the most depressing characters on Kids in the Hall and I just couldn’t get the thought of her out of my head while checking out this crazy set from Apneatic. I do really enjoy the odd surrealistic approach she takes in a lot of her shoots, they seem really fun and creative and not always as focused on ‘you want me very badly, don’t you’ as some girls can get when they are in front of the camera, Apparently, these were shot by Lithium Picnic sort of behind the scenes style, while Robert Sebree was shooting Apnea out in the California desert. Apnea is hot and all, but the chicken mask is not nearly as sexy as her panda head.

Apneatic: Chicken Heads
Apnea writes:

Today was Take Your Picnic to Work Day, so to help him pass the time, he took photos of me working with Robert Sebree out at El Mirage outside of Los Angeles. Then after I was done freezing my ass off we found a little house. Yea, these are pretty amazing. Welcome to my life.

Photos by Lithium Picnic

Apneatic: Self Shot in Pink Lingerie

There is something really intimate that we love about self shot photo sets. It’s like a certain mix of the sort of up close point of view you’d have if you were really rolling around in bed with, or even curled up with, the sexy person taking the shots, as well as that certain realness of a photo series you know the subject of which edited down themselves to show you just what they wanted to. This recent set Apnea shot of herself and posted to her site is really hot and sexy. She’s got these great sort of meshy panties on that reveal just enough detail of her smooth bare skin underneath while still being charmingly coy and the flirty expressions she’s making with the camera make it all very exciting to look through.

Apnea: Self Shot in Pink Lingerie
Apnea writes:

Picnic is out of town, so I thought I would try taking photos of myself. My video camera takes stills :) I’m no Picnic, and I couldn’t hold the camera too far away from me so it’s a lot of close-up shots. I was a photographer and a model all at the same time!

Photos by Apnea

Apneatic: Apnea and Swindle in the Basement

Apnea sure gets around. It seems like nearly every update she’s climbing between another cute girl’s legs, and we sure love her for it. This time she pairs up with a hot tattooed girl named Swindle in the dark musty basement. Swindle doesn’t look super thrilled with the location but she warms up with loving attention from cutie Apnea. Join Apneatic.com, if you haven’t already, and see if you can spot her new tattoo in this set as well.

Apneatic: Apnea and Swindle in the Basement
Apnea writes:

Swindle is probably the nicest person I’ve ever met in my life. And to make things even better, she’s really hot and a great model. She’s even cool with getting down in the corner of a dirty basement and taking off her clothes with me. And now you can all see my newest hip tattoo!

Photos by lithium picnic

Apneatic: Nurse Apnea with Stoya

Clothing-itis? I’ll have to remember that one. Apnea makes a really cute nurse, even if the wig is comically bad and isn’t even hiding her pretty black hair. Stoya seems pretty aggressive for a sick patient, but it looks like they are having fun.

Apneatic: Nurse Apnea with Stoya

Apnea writes:

After the doctor diagnosed Stoya with “clothing-itis”, it was my job to help her through recovery. Dr. Steen instructed me to remove all articles of clothing immediately, and if the patient were to start feeling faint to let her have a breath of fresh air. Her legs had to be spread while I gave her the air though in order for the treatment to work.

Apneatic: Cherry Pie

Apnea just added a bunch of hot new stuff to her Apneatic site, including these fun retro cherry flavored photos. I don’t know what it is with Steen and those scary wigs, but at least Apnea has a sense of humor about the whole thing. This is a sexy cute soda shop set and Apnea looks adorable as always.

Apneatic: Cherry Pie

Apnea writes:

Haha! I rarely pose for pin-up photos so when I do it makes me giggle. Steen dressed me up in her cherry bikini and tights from Pinup Girl Clothing and shot me on this awesome retro booth. These photos are so cute!

Scar 13 and Apnea: Sweet as Can Be

We just noticed Scar13 on the Blue Blood community site describing this tasty ‘caking’ series Lithium Picnic shot of Scar and Apnea together and wow is this hot! These girls can party like it’s their birthday and we don’t give a fuck if it’s not their birthday ’cause damn that’s hot.

Scar13 and Apnea

Scar13 writes:

A few months back both Apnea and I were talking with someone who introduced to us the novel idea of caking. Apparently it’s big in the gay community, basically one person sits in a cake and then sits on the other persons face and suffocated them. The person on bottom then gets high from the suffocation / sugar combo. !?!??!?! ??? The rest of this set where Apnea and I get naughty with frosting can be seen of course on Scar13.com [and Apneatic.com]

Apneatic: Sexy Pinstripe Suit

Apnea just makes it all look easy. She did this set in just ten minutes, grabbing a quick smoke and climbing in and out of her sexy pin-striped suit, and even managed to spend a moment or two with her hand seductively down her pants. Thank you Apnea, for taking a little time out of your day to make our day that much better.

Apneatic: Pinstripe Suit
Apnea writes:

The smoking marathon continues! But this time I look official because I’m wearing my super cool suit. I managed to smoke a cigarette, get naked, and get dressed again all on my ten minute break! I don’t mess around.

Apneatic: Black Lung

This hot little Apneatic update makes me almost want to pick up smoking myself! Not sure why it makes me feel that way, but Apnea just looks so sexy and cool with the thick white smoke casually trailing out of her perfect little mouth.

Apnea Apneatic Smoking
Apnea writes:

I heard on the news the other day that future movies could be getting an ‘R’ rating if the film’s characters glamorize smoking. So naturally it made me want to post a set like this.

Apneatic: Shaving Tabitha Bald

Smooth shaved skin can be really sexy and getting to see Apnea getting all excited while she gets to take a razor and clippers to her beautiful friend Tabitha’s hair is a real treat. And, she doesn’t stop there either. These are some really great pictures. I love seeing Apnea playing in the shaving cream and the light falling over Tabitha’s bare labia as Apnea buzzes off every last sign of her pubic fur.

Apnea
Apnea writes:

I LOVE girls with shaved heads. Love love love it. It’s even better when they have tattoos. So it was hard not to pack Tabitha up in my suitcase and take her home with Picnic and me. The best part about it all is she let me shave her head for her :) And as a bonus, I got to shave something else…