It’s another one of Anna’s sexy naked book reports. This really probably would have made me stay awake in class, but I’m not sure how much I would have learned though, as Descartes’ notions on the subject of Passions of the Soul don’t exactly map perfectly well with mine. (Get it? Map… it’s a cartesian joke.) Are you hot yet?

Dear Anna,

I don’t remember anything in the Star Trek canon about Starfleet ensigns giving oral pleasure. Did I miss an episode or something? And if I did, could you re-enact it for me?

Love,
Melisande

Dear Anna,

I don’t much care for board games but I do care about getting it on with zombies. Yum yum brains!

Love,
Melisande

Look, Anna’s going that extra mile to class it up here. Check out that Escher drawing on the wall: that shit is classy. So when you’re thinking about her being on your bed, blacks heels and stockings looking all sexified, keep your masturbation classy and don’t leave a big icky stain.

Dear Anna,

I used to be a big DC Comics fangirl, but I hadn’t heard of Harley Quinn before I saw you dressed as her. I must offer penance by patronizing my nearest comic shop as soon as possible. Forgive me.

Love,
Melisande

PS. Can you dress up as Catwoman next? Please?

Dear Anna,

I don’t even know how to respond to this. I do know that I need to take you shopping at Jennifer Convertibles for a nice leather couch!

Love,
Melisande

PS. Needles are hot, please poke me, etc.

Dear Anna,

I want to come home to this after a long day slaving away at the salt mines.

Love,
Melisande

Nerdpr0n writes:

I took the sweetest darlingest pair of panties I ever did see…and put on some dark lipstick and put my hair in oh-so-provocative pigtails. Nice work, Agent Sin! Be sure to catch this extra-cute extra-sexy set of me lounging around in my bed

Dear Anna,

If you need a hand with putting those dildos somewhere, I can help!

Love,
Melisande

P.S. I’ll give you something to investigate!

Nerdpr0n writes:

Ooh, dark alleyways, fedoras, trenchcoats, and criminals! corset, fishnets, and double dildo penetration! I dressed up as a sexy girl detective and did a little investigating…and what did I find? check out this shoot to see some incredible, artsy, beautiful pictures…….and my first anal ever for the entire site, can’t forget that I had two dildos! where was I supposed to put them?

Dear Anna,

I had no idea “Lost Girls” was even coming out in hardcover, so I have to thank you for alerting me to its existence. Sadly, I’ve become so numbed by Jon Stewart/Stephen Colbert slash that I don’t think femmeslash featuring Dorothy, Wendy Darling & Alice in Wonderland is going to get me off.

So, uh, can I look at your boobs?

Love,
Melisande

Nerdpr0n writes:

l’d love to chain Alan Moore up in my basement and plunk him down in front of a typewriter so he could peck out little masterpieces for food and sexual favors and then I wouldn’t have to wait years and years in between! Stupid Vertigo with their stupid heads up their stupid butts. I am simply agog over the fact that my years of waiting for Alan Moore’s new (pornographic) masterpiece have come to a close and LOST GIRLS IS FINALLY OUT. Agog I say! Wanna see how agog?

Dear Anna,

Why couldn’t you have flashed in a library *I* was studying in, just once?

Love,
Melisande

Nerdpr0n writes:

I had these pictures sitting around for almost two years. I’d never put them up because I’d never done a public flashing shoot like that and didn’t know how to do it right, so a lot of them came out blurry. I did a reshoot and put that one up instead. I was thinking about it today, though, and you know what? A lot of people love exhibitionistic little snapshots, even if they’re not perfect…so the original shoot is up now! This is not a weekly update proper, but is in addition to it…enjoy the extra treat!