What I will never understand about Mac people is their near cultish idolatry of new Apple products. To worship a product that is fundamentally not superior in any way other than marketing and perhaps design and decide that it must be better simply because you love it soooo much. I had a friend that like his MP3 players. He had a bunch of them. But as soon as he got a fancy new iPod he had to ram it up his ass and send everyone pictures. What the fuck is wrong with you people? You are as bad as Donald Trump adding buy my product love my product respect my product because it’s simply the best to everything you say and do. I’m not going to run to an Apple store because some blue haired girl rubbed herself off. I might get a RazorDolls membership so I can see more stuff like that though. I’m pretty sure they have that in stock, unlike the Apple store that is going to overcharge me for some piece of proprietary computer junk.

Excellent Halloween costume on RazorDoll Stoya! I love petting blue kitties in fishnets. Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

In order to distract myself from furiously masturbating to the ultra-hot Stoya, let’s take a look at the thought-provoking lyrics of Quad City DJs’ “Come N’ Ride It (The Train)”:

Come on, ride the train, hey, ride it, woo woo
Come on, ride the train, hey, ride it, woo woo
Come on, ride the train, woo woo, hey
Ride it, woo woo

RazorDolls writes:

Time to take a lesson in seduction from our sexy little Stoya Doll! Come step on the pleasure train as Stoya takes you for a Wild Ride!

[tags]stoya, razordolls, rubber, pierced nipples[/tags]