It is funny that, although Roxy Deville’s hair is blacker here and she has cool arching gothic eyebrows, I liked Roxy Deville’s more recent Naughty America bad secretary appearance way better. This first video for the Naughty Office series is a total turn-off to me. Her kind of icky boss informs her that “you can stop relying on your good looks to get through the corporate world … I mean basically you need to have some skills”. She seems genuinely reluctant to have sex with him.Maybe she is a better actor than I was giving her credit for, but she just doesn’t seem into it here and she completely seemed into almost the same scenario in the last Naughty America video of her I reviewed.At one point Roxy Deville seems like she might be getting into it and she touches her click and the guy asks her what she is doing. WTF? They end up agreeing that what she really wants is for him to finish already and cum on her face. A blah sixth say of Administrative Professionals Week, but at least the accompanying photo set is more appealing than the video. It is weird that stunt cock Steven St. Croix appears to have lots of personality and fun in the pictures but not in the video.

I would generally be turned off by a scenario of workplace harassment, but Roxy Deville, playing the naughty drunk secretary plays it so deeply down for fucking her boss that it works. Charles Dera threatens to fire Roxy Deville when she comes back from lunch tipsy. She immediately starts flirting and saying she’ll do anything to keep her job. He says she can be his date for a wedding he must attend or she can suck his dick. She dismisses the wedding option with “I would have to buy an outfit and I would have to hang out with you all night”.Pretty soon they are having sex and her boss complains, “the deal was to suck my cock, didn’t say anything about fucking you” although he has to admit to her “you work a lot harder than I thought you did”. Now if Naughty American would just get rid of that revolting pale lipstick Roxy Deville is wearing, it would be all good on this fifth day of Administrative Professionals Week.

What should you get your secretary for Administrative Professionals Week? Some like the recommended flowers and candy, but, at Naughty America, blonde tattooed Pinky Lee is hoping for something in a tattooed guy, wearing pinstripes, who will bring her coffee for a change, and then have lots of sex with her.

For the third day of Administrative Professionals Week, superstar tattoo artist/pornstar Adrenalynn is done up all glamour girl for this Naughty America video, but her aggressive personality shines through.She makes her boss, played by one sexy Charles Dera, stutter when she leans over his desk and tells him, “you know you’re always looking at my boobs and all you have to do is ask if you want to see ‘em.” I think his dick was too big for her tight pussy because she kept arranging their multiple positions to only be riding the tip. I love how, even though Adrenalynn has Charles Dera smack her ass and calls him “boss” a lot, she is bossing him around the whole time.

Today is the second day of Administrative Professionals Week. You might think it used to be just Secretary’s Day, but why shouldn’t pink collar jobs get one week out of fifty-two to be truly appreciated. Gia Paloma is usually hot and she is just cute as a button in this set where she seduces the equally easy on the eyes Derrick Pierce by the fax machine in her office. The sex in this video looks attractively mutually satisfying to all participants.

This recent Blue Blood update gets back to the old school altporn flavor. Forrest Black and Amelia G were shooting stuff like this for Blue Blood long before any of these other sites came along. I love the clean straight forward simplicity of it. This set doesn’t need to be cluttered with a pile of accessories from the party store, no buckets of candies, no ironic spooky toys. It’s just a really HOT naked Goth girl being explicitly sexual for the viewer. This is why I got memberships to sites. This is what got me into AltPorn. This gets me excited.

My friend once told me he really liked to convince his girlfriends to take a cold shower or bath and lay very still while her played horny mortician. I don’t even know if that’s weird anymore, but this new set of Andy reminded me of that perverted sex game. I guess it isn’t much of a stretch from the people who gave us Re-Penetrator. Andy doesn’t really play dead through the whole thing, it just has a little bit of a chilly corpse feel. She does look pretty sexy in the dramatic blue lighting. You can tell from these shots that Burning Angel has changed their flash viewer again. This one loads the images more consistently than the last one did, but it overlays the vertical images and can’t be turned off. It’s not as bad on horizontals, but still manages to get in the way. If you could just move the controls or something it would be ok, but seeing a big play button covering hot shaved pussy can be too much of a tease. I hope they find an image player that works better one of these days.

Never on the rag or say leave me alone
They don’t scream and they don’t moan
Don’t even cry if I shoot in their hair
Lying on the table she smiles and she stares
– TSOL:Code Blue

Stephy is one of my favorite girls in this whole AltPorn world. I don’t know her, but to me, she represents what I like most about Alt. She looks like a real Goth punk crazy adventurous girl with a million wild stores of a life closer to the edge than I would even dare. These Blue Blood photos of her capture a lot of expression, along with her tight hot little super modified body. I like the portrait quality they get with people like her. The pictures really say something about the person. I’ve never been to the Folsom Street Fair but I do hope to make it someday. I’m all for public perversion. Maybe I’ll go next year and run into Stephy. Until then, I do have these hot photos of her to enjoy. The bright sun pouring through the bay window illuminating her nearly transparent dress make for a really beautiful scene.

Whisky looks very attractive and sexual in this recent BurningAngel series. I really like the hot fishnets with her classic Gothic black hair. Her body looks luscious and the lighting and attention to detail really make this a standout set. Watching them play with depth of field while she’s getting off on her little pink vibrator reminds me of some of the stuff you see on the Japanese erotic photo sites and the effect comes off well. This series is a little more refined than we’ve come to expect from BurningAngel, as their stuff tends to be hot while still a little rough around the edges, and it’s nice to see them mixing it up.

Sexy little Rubella is actually one of my favorite girls on Burning Angel, and I always enjoy seeing what she does with her hair. She just seems like a really cool sexy girl that I would love to know and hang out with. That hot little body is pretty tasty too. I like that Matt changed up the angles in this series and shot some interesting positions. Even though I’m really into a lot of the girls, sometimes Burning Angel photo sets can get a little limited in the posing, generally opting for a short list of POV positions that are rally hot if you are about to have sex, but are not always the most flattering for the girls. This is a hot set and it really delivers the goods.