So, if Page Morgan does Ass Masterpiece, is it still AltPorn? This is not a rhetorical question, we really want to know what people’s thoughts are. Is it the girl that makes it Alt or the site that makes it Alt? Some combo?

NaughtyAmerica writes:

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Page is a platinum blonde with pale blue eyes all gift wrapped up in black fishnets. she has smallish breasts and appears to be hungry for sexual stimuli.

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I have a burning desire to see Page do and SNL news bit, because if the world of AltPorn had a Victoria Jackson, it would have to be Page Morgan. She has the cutest voice. Oh, to be totally fair, she’s actually a bit more like sexy Jennifer Tilly, but I’m sure people tell her that all the time. I loved Tilly in Bound, and I hear Page is pretty quick with the switchblade, so maybe there is hope for my ditzy-dangerous little fantasies after all. She and Riley Mason mix it up in this hot little series, so it’s clearly worth a look.

Page has really pretty eyes and really cool facial structure, but I’m kinda just not feeling the retro housewife getup. She looks like she should be assisting in a scene with Seka on some decrepit Swedish Erotica tape your parents still have on Beta. I know she can look cooler than that. I’m just not sold on the ‘class’ pinup notion. You’d kinda be better off calling this one Page Morgan has a court date for drunk & disorderly. That, I could buy into. Don’t get me wrong, RazorDolls does have some hot fun stuff and is worth checking out, but playing dress-up to try to convince yourself and others of some notion of ‘class’ is actually kind of offensive to rockin cool people that actually have class already. Suffice to say, we’re a little tired of cool alt-girls dressing frumpy to aspire to some outdated notion of ‘class’ instead of convincing the world that they have class already, even at their crazy haired, tattooed, pierced, belligerent best.

Page is sporting quite a bouffant. Not sure what the deal is with the bottle stuffed into the cleavage, though. And where did they find such 70s wood paneling out in the wild?