Don’t get me wrong, I know a number of people that are really into Anna and her Nerdpr0n site, but I do have to wonder a bit if the whole kitch consumerist store bought ‘nrrd’ chic trend isn’t at least a little bit offensive to the genuinely intellectually marginalized nerds of the world. It just seems like all the updates are focused around trendy accessories like ThinkGeek nerf projectile toys, Schrödinger’s cat pun shirts, ironic Hello Kitty merch, or…well, I don’t even know how argyle socks fit in there. It all just kind of comes across a bit shallow, particularly when she snipes at other ’stereotypical’ girls. I guess my feeling is that if you can dish it out, you should be able to take it too. Just about all the friends I would consider nerds don’t have enough fashion sense to know which t-shirt makes them hip. They have other brilliant qualities I really admire. They are sexy exactly because of their refreshing near total lack of body consious fashion obsession.

You know what says sophistication even more than girls with glasses? Girls in nice expensive stockings and glasses! NerdPr0n Anna gets her sexy office worker fetish on for her members in this kinky undergarment series.

Ah, the age old question. It’s like dork Zen. Personally, I lean a bit toward the pirate side, but ultimately I think one should strive to be a true pirate ninja hybrid. Maybe that’s what Anna and Gala are trying to create together in this recent fun and comical Nerdpr0n update.

Given that we seem to be all excited about Dungeons & Dragons and nerdy girls in sexy glasses and stuff today, we couldn’t forget about Anna’s Nerdpr0n site. I really like those stockings. From the looks of it, she’s out to roleplay some kinky scenes from The Secretary. Great, now I’m going to be thinking about spanking her with that clipboard all day.

You know what’s weird? I have yet to see a girl fucking a Wii controller. I run across obscene shots of every new iPod release placed snugly up inside some young hipster guy or girl’s excited orifi, but no Wii wanking. It seems like a much better shape for the job too. I want to see someone playing Action Girls Racing with a Wii Wand up their butt. I want to see a dirty no hands booty shaking bowling champ. Lesbian hands free ‘boxing’ could work, talk about a pay-per-view opportunity! But, until we have all that, Wii have Anna and her naked nerdy play friends.

Somehow, the notion of soaking wet HTTPanties sounds really kind of hot, and Nerdpr0n.com is really the only place you are going to be able to see that done right.

It’s another one of Anna’s sexy naked book reports. This really probably would have made me stay awake in class, but I’m not sure how much I would have learned though, as Descartes’ notions on the subject of Passions of the Soul don’t exactly map perfectly well with mine. (Get it? Map… it’s a cartesian joke.) Are you hot yet?

Can you buy nerd cred in t-shirt form? Well, yes you can. ThinkGeek is sort of the Hot Topic of the nerd/geek identified world, but I’m still not certain what a chompy brown mascot for an Asian satellite TV station really has to do with nerd-dom, but I think he’s the one that kills kittens when you masturbate, so that is kind of disturbing.

I’m not sure how ‘nerdy‘ it is, but this stockings shot is really hot. I can’t imagine how long it would take to catalog my library. It’s not just that I’m not that OCD, but it would simply take forever. If I only had Anna’s 622 titles, I suppose it wouldn’t be so bad. I kinda think including graphic novels is kind of cheating though. But, I suppose if the goal is really to share interests and get to know what Anna really reads, there is some value in a list like that. Anna, you should try Beneath the Wheel. It’s one of the ones from Hermann Hesse that it appears you don’t have in your collection yet. I think you’d enjoy it, or find it enlightening anyway.

I want to see a live action reenactment! Anna could start with the Badger dance (my favorite), followed by a spirited rendition of All Your Base with tassels on her tits and her face done up cyber like the dude from Zero Wing, maybe a little I Kiss Girls impersonation thrown in for fun. Now do you finish with tubgirl followed by goatse or goatse followed by tubgirl? These are the questions that keep me up at night, figuratively.