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Nerdpr0n: Anna Likes Double Dildo Penetration … A Lot

Dear Anna,

If you need a hand with putting those dildos somewhere, I can help!

Love,
Melisande

P.S. I’ll give you something to investigate!

Nerdpr0n writes:

Ooh, dark alleyways, fedoras, trenchcoats, and criminals! corset, fishnets, and double dildo penetration! I dressed up as a sexy girl detective and did a little investigating…and what did I find? check out this shoot to see some incredible, artsy, beautiful pictures…….and my first anal ever for the entire site, can’t forget that I
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Nerdpr0n: Anna Likes Alan Moore … A Lot

Dear Anna,

I had no idea “Lost Girls” was even coming out in hardcover, so I have to thank you for alerting me to its existence. Sadly, I’ve become so numbed by Jon Stewart/Stephen Colbert slash that I don’t think femmeslash featuring Dorothy, Wendy Darling & Alice in Wonderland is going to get me off.

So, uh, can I look at your boobs?

Love,
Melisande

Nerdpr0n writes:

l’d love to chain Alan Moore up in my basement and plunk
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Nerdpr0n: Anna Likes Stacks … A Lot

Dear Anna,

Why couldn’t you have flashed in a library *I* was studying in, just once?

Love,
Melisande

Nerdpr0n writes:

I had these pictures sitting around for almost two years. I’d never put them up because I’d never done a public flashing shoot like that and didn’t know how to do it right, so a lot of them came out blurry. I did a reshoot and put that one up instead. I was thinking about it today, though, and
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Nerdpr0n: Anna Likes Books … A Lot

Dear Anna,

I own at least 250-300 books [including Internetworking with TCP/IP Volumes 1 & 2]. Please come to my house and pose in front of them. Then maybe we can make out and stuff.

Love,
Melisande

Nerdpr0n writes:

well, we’re all clear on what we CAN see in this little teaser: a touch of cleavage, some creamy soft white belly, garters, a whole lotta my books, and a sly sly smile. but what CAN’T we see? well,

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Nerdpr0n: Fire. Wire.

Naughty girls like Anna Logue need their nipples bound by USB A-to-B cables! And how sad am I for trying to identify all the different types of cables in the nest instead of trying to peek at the hoo-ha?

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I’m sure all the nerds out there know what this shoot is about – that awful, huge, tangled mass of cables hiding in the back of your closet. Well, I trotted the out and put them to good

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Nerdpr0n: OMFG, MacBook Pr0n

You know what? FUCK playing Oregon Trail on an Apple II emulator. Especially since Anna’s got a new MacBook! Holy shit! I want a cap of her iSight stream! Someone get Fake Steve Jobs hip to this ASAP!

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A new set is up featuring my favorite new toy, my MacBook (oh how I love it so) and a t-shirt featuring my favorite old toy, the Oregon Trail, which I used to play on an Apple as a
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Nerdpr0n: Reading In Fishnets Is Fundamental

When reading Robert Anton Wilson, one should take care to wear appropriate clothing. Anna Logue is a perfect example of this. She celebrates the joy of reading!

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A set of me with one of my favorite books of all time…the Illuminatus! trilogy by Robert Shea and Robert Anton Wilson! It’s this crazy sci-fi chaotic story. For a good explanation of my tattoo, begin reading at this book or, you know, just look at the pictures
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Nerdpr0n: I Make Passes At Girls With Glasses

This is what I like to believe Anna is thinking when this photo was taken: What is this? A big bulge in the pants? I must investigate using all my intellectual powers … and my tongue!

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There’s just something about a girl going down on you with thick glasses and a nice tight bun on her head… This was the aftermath of the Miskatonic University shoot and lucky for you, it’s all captured!
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Nerdpr0n: Anna + Bones + Spock + Kirk = hot Trekkie foursome

Can someone write me a fanfic for this pairing? I’ll trade you some hot Mistress Janeway fic!

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yay! me in a Star Trek shirt! Spock in between my boobies…what more could you want?
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Nerdpr0n: Error messages that you want to see…

Projecting error messages onto a hot ass is clearly the way to go. Hopefully all next-gen operating systems will do this!

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This set is a follow-up to the binary set I did with a projector. I pulled up a screen saver with a variety of errors from several OSes and turned myself into the best error messages you’ve ever seen ;)…

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Nerdpr0n: Miskatonic University – hotties and horrors from beyond!

In his house at R’lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming of nerdpr0n.com.

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Here I am, a studious and intrepid librarian going over artifacts when all of a sudden I am overtaken… here’s hoping this set doesn’t awaken Cthulhu! only at my site :)…

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Nerdpr0n: getting myself off

Girls who wear vintage lace blouses and skirts are very beautiful. Girls who strip out of said vintage lace blouses and skirts in order to beat off are even hotter.

Nerdpr0n writes:

you guys remember that cute set I did with cyber-dyke a while ago? Well, it has a…happy ending I snuggled up in a nice cozy chair and played with myself and masturbated for you! enjoy

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Nerdpr0n: Playing doctor… well, okay, playing nurse.

Looks like blondie is going to get worked over good! I wonder if her medical insurance will cover this?

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My girlfriend’s back for another set! This time I was the unruly patient complaining of hysterical systems and she was the naughty nurse with a very…unorthodox treatment! Actually it WAS very orthodox back in the Victorian ages but we’re past…

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CyberDyke: Anna (nerdpr0n), Penelope and the Magic Wand

Good lord, more Anna and Penelope?  They’re just the gift that keeps on giving, aren’t they?  Check out several more previews and then sign the fuck up.

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Nerdpr0n: by the window

I hate to say this Anna, but those windows are never gonna survive the coming zombie apocalypse.

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I went out to Seattle to visit with Cloei from NakkidNerds (who is adorable by the way and I could just eat her up) and had the greatest time getting naked for Her Nerdiness in her living room. One wall is paneled with just window and at first I was nervous that I was gonna get spotted…but hell, what do
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Nerdpr0n: bibliophilia

Man, I tried to fuck a book once, but the papercuts were killer. Not so for Anna, it seems!

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I am a bibliophile. No two ways about it. I covet, hoard, and love books. I will eat your arm off before you will take a book from my libarry, make no mistake. I’m so fanatical about it that I bought a cuecat and ReaderWare to catalog my library. See my list here!. I’m kinda sad I
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Nerdpr0n: Super Mario brothers!

Baby, leave the shirt on so I can see Mario smiling while I do you. Cha-Ching!

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and for your pictures this week…meet my best friend the Nintendo DS! You better believe I love you guys…I had to stop playing and put down the DS long enough to strip for you more more more more at my site!
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Nerdpr0n: blue fishnets!

I like fishnets lots. Not sure about them being cut-up though…. I’d rather she kept them on. Maybe just tear a hole in the right spot…

Nerdpr0n writes:

oh no! I wouldn’t ruin a perfectly good pair of fishnets……. would I? find out now!
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Nerdpr0n: /usr/bin/girl

Anna, you can nfs mount my hard disk anytime.

Nerdpr0n writes:

before you guys get started, let me go ahead and make a list of jokes that have already been made:

chmod u+x /usr/bin/girl
finger nerdpr0n.com
ls -la /usr/bin/girl
/etc/rc2.d/S69fuckyourehot
rm -f /my/pants
$ unzip /usr/bin/girl && touch /usr/bin/girl

and no, you cannot su or sudo root okay, so if you have a NEW one feel free to mail it to me

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Nerdpr0n: here, kitty kitty…

I like kitties a lot. And if there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that two kitties are better than one.

Nerdpr0n writes:

MEOW is the only way to describe it! this set is simply cute as hell. see me and my girlfriend sharpen our claws, kill mice with our bare fangs, and make each other purr! only at my site
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Nerdpr0n: mile-high flashing

Oh Anna, I get so hot when you use SAT words like “onanism.”

(Actually, the SAT would be a lot cooler if it used words like that).

Nerdp0rn writes:

Ever wonder what takes people so long in airplane bathrooms? Well, I was on a long boring flight back home so I decided to spice it up…by taking naughty pictures of myself in the bathroom! I hope you guys enjoy this set as much as I enjoyed taking it. Next
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Nerdpr0n: The power is in your hand!

Satin corset and panties, stockings, and a powerglove? Any new sets from Anna Logue make me very, very happy, but this girl truly knows the way to my heart. She can borrow my U-Force anytime.

Nerdp0rn writes:

sorry guys, I couldn’t find a U-Force anywhere…but I hope you enjoy this shoot of me with ye olde Power Glove! (anybody remember these crappy things? heheh)
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Nerdp0rn: binary girl

I’d like to PEEK and POKE her. Get it? HARRRRRR.

Sorry.

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for this shoot I dimmed the lights, put on some nice romantic techno, and fired up the projector. this super-artsy set came out so cool…there’s nothing like seeing ones and zeroes across my nipples!
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Nerdp0rn: posing in the window…

Normally Anna isn’t the type to get all victorian on our ass, but I certainly don’t mind — all that firey sexuality bound taut underneath the heels, stockings, skirt and sleeveless top just drives me nuts. Probably why I can’t say no to a woman in a suit…

Nerdp0rn writes:

These pictures are so gorgeous…they just have such a wonderful dreamy quality to them, and i just look so classic as i slowly strip down to my garters and
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Nerdp0rn: spring is in the air!

The hills are alive with the sound of LARPers chasing Anna in the woods. Try as you might mega-dorks, but she’s mine! Mine I say!

Nerdp0rn writes:

Spring has finally sprung and I couldn’t wait to go get naked in the woods! I don’t know about you, but I do simply adore to prance about in the woods wearing nothing but a warm breeze.
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CyberDyke: Philosophy of Cunillingus

Friends, I am but a man, and the mysteries of love between women are like the tease of a feather on my foot. Or something.

But anyway, this shit is like, hot. It’s okay if I watch next time, right?

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When we found out that Anna of nerdpr0n.com and Penelope have the same college degrees, are the same age, and share the same passion for Philosophy, we had to introduce them! The results we shall we say,
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Anna, we need to talk

Miss Logue, could you stop being so deliciously yummy? It’s getting so I can’t get things done after I see a pic of you. Please, for the sake of productivity and conserving man juice, stop being so goddamn hot.

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Nerdp0rn: cum-eating fun!

Dude.

Dude!

Duuuuude.

This shit has me like, speechless, or something.

Nerdp0rn writes:

I was just sittin’ there lookin’ at porn and idly playing with myself when my cameraman walked in on me!…so I made the best of it. I gave him a sexy striptease and then I gave him a long, hard blowjob…and made sure to very slowly eat his cum at the end! it was fucking hot, and lucky for you, there are PICTURES! (and at a
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Nerdp0rn: star trek

Patrick Stewart: I will “Make It So.”
[blank look from Andy]
Patrick Stewart: You’ve seen “Star Trek: The Next Generation?”
Andy Millman: I haven’t, no.
Patrick Stewart: Why? Your wife won’t let you have it on?
Andy Millman: I’m not married.
Patrick Stewart: Oh, your girlfriend then?
Andy Millman: I haven’t got a girlfriend either. I live alone.
Patrick Stewart: You’re not married, you haven’t got a girlfriend… and you’ve never watched “Star Trek?”
Andy Millman: No.
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Nerdp0rn: who knew board games were so freaking hot?

Each time you pass go, you get to touch Anna’s boobies. Just wait until you land on Free Parking!

Nerdp0rn writes:

see me tuck funny money into my g-string! watch me build hotels on my nipples! … all at my site!
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NoFauxxx: Anna Logue

Dude. I am totally behind on Anna Logue updates, so you’re gonna get a bunch in the next couple days. First up is the supa-hot looking set on NoFauxxx:

NoFauxxx writes:

NoFauxxx is beyond excited to welcome critic’s darling and nerdpr0n.com webmistress ANNA LOGUE to the family! If you’re familiar with her site, you already know what kind of deliciousness to expect from this set about a girl and her toy!
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Nerdp0rn: the robot invasion?

I’m not sure, but I think Anna fucks a Roomba in this set. I, for one, am perfectly okay with this.

Nerdp0rn writes:

oh my! This is a sexy french maid set with a twist…the Roomba takes over for me! at first I was just going to kick back and relax while it made my floors spic ‘n span, but then I got other ideas……
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Nerdp0rn: veritable wordsmith

Oh Anna, how unfair I’ve been to you, not updating for 10 days and missing your scrabble set. Can you ever forgive me?

Nerdp0rn writes:

I love to play Scrabble…I love it so much that in this hot set, I break out my Scrabble board and spread out the pieces and roll around naked in them for you!
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Nerdp0rn: finger-lickin’ good

Nerdp0rn writes:

this is by far the raunchiest set i’ve ever done! first, me and my hot nerdy friend Penny make out, then we go down on each other, i suck her strap-on cock and then she fucks me with it, and then i make her come more times than we could count! and it’s all captured on film…errr…CCD too and that’s not all – my members get to eyeball these pictures at 850px, so you can can get
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Nerdp0rn: ladies night!

Remember that song “Ladies First” by Queen Latifah with Monie Love? That was a dope song. One night we will get Anna drunk and make her sing that at a karaoke bar. I’ll be Monie.

Nerdp0rn writes:

that’s right! i get down and naked with some of my favorite superheroes…on my t-shirt, anyway. :p this set also features my favorite shitkicking boots, some hawt stripey stockings, and LOTS of pictures of my rear end! these pictures were
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Nerdp0rn: a hot, hot, hot shower

I totally forgot to put in some snarky comments on my last nerdpron update story. I actually am running out of ideas for this one, but I will say that Anna looks like she really needs a spanking. *spank* Bad Anna!

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ou’ve all seen me get dirty…now watch me soap up and get clean! you can tell from the steam and by the way my skin starts turning pink that I love to take my showers as
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Nerdp0rn: ZOMFG pink fishnets!

Nerdp0rn writes:

meYOW! see me read Transmetropolitan in some hot pink fishnets and stilettos! much, much more of this sexy set at my site! and if you haven’t been to my site lately, check it out – i redesigned it last week and it loads much, much faster now, and i think it’s easier to navigate. let me know if you have any problems!
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Nerdp0rn: a corseted nerd and her books

Mother of god, this is the hottest picture I have seen in a long, long time. Violet, your ass/iBook picture has some competition.

Nerdp0rn writes:

i got a new red corset and i couldn’t wait to show it off to you guys! in this set, i let my hair down, i take my glasses off (nope, doesn’t happen often!) and show off everything…including my big Foucault collection. i am a philosophy major after all!

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Nerdpr0n: I heart girls

I am a bad man, and have been slow about getting up posts for new material from my new favorite object of lust, Anna Logue. Here’s some recent hotness that involves the forbidden practice of girls kissing.

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you lucky, lucky people are getting a special treat this week! my girlfriend and i decided to put up a set of us getting it on. we were just sitting around and looking through a book of Linsner’s
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Featured Model: Anna Logue

“i started this site just over a year ago because i love tinkering with website stuff (html, css, that kind of thing) and learning new things, AND i love being naked on the internet, so i decided to give it a go! i run it by myself and do everything except the photography. i call all the shots and that’s exactly how i like it. i decided that i wanted to infuse it with my personality and interests, and well, ... read more

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