I used to want to be Dana DeArmond when I grew up, but she looks so normal now. She even removed her genital piercings. I kind of think it is cool she has braces. I think it is smart that Naughty America thought of incorporating her having braces now into their scene. The Naughty Office scenario here where her dentist fixes her sore teeth by putting his ridiculously large penis in her mouth just seems much less like altporn than other work Dana DeArmond has done, including work she has done for Naughty America. Her dentist Tony DeSergio has the cutest Euro accent, but all their dialogue sounds sarcastic and neither of them ever seem to really get into the sex. The overacting is just awful. The overdoing it prevents this from being either altporn or porn porn.

I’ve had a crush on Jezebelle Bond on all the sites I’ve seen her on.Of course she starts off wearing office clothing in this last post of Administrative Professionals week, but she still has all that sexy black-tipped reverse French manicure nicely blended turquoise to lavender frosted eye shadow. She is typing away when a guy comes in to interview. He is played by Kurt Lockwood who appears to have slept in the suit he is wearing and not combed his hair for the interview. He’s bratty and complains about the magazines, but she tells him, “It is called a waiting room for a reason. If it was meant to be entertaining, it would be called an entertaining room.” When he attempts to tell her he is going to be her boss soon, so she should hook up with him, Jezebelle Bond tells him, “It sounds really cheesy when you say it like that, but I’m sure you’re right.” She starts off touching herself, but after asking her “don’t you think I’m well-aware of my time-management skills?” Kurt Lockwood eats her pussy for about half of the video and her pleasure looks very real and hot. Instead of announcing her orgasm, she says, “I didn’t get your name.” to which Kurt Lockwood replies “I didn’t give it.” The hilarious ending features an angry voice demanding to know “What is going on in my office? Who is that coming on your face?!!!!!”

It is funny that, although Roxy Deville’s hair is blacker here and she has cool arching gothic eyebrows, I liked Roxy Deville’s more recent Naughty America bad secretary appearance way better. This first video for the Naughty Office series is a total turn-off to me. Her kind of icky boss informs her that “you can stop relying on your good looks to get through the corporate world … I mean basically you need to have some skills”. She seems genuinely reluctant to have sex with him.Maybe she is a better actor than I was giving her credit for, but she just doesn’t seem into it here and she completely seemed into almost the same scenario in the last Naughty America video of her I reviewed.At one point Roxy Deville seems like she might be getting into it and she touches her click and the guy asks her what she is doing. WTF? They end up agreeing that what she really wants is for him to finish already and cum on her face. A blah sixth say of Administrative Professionals Week, but at least the accompanying photo set is more appealing than the video. It is weird that stunt cock Steven St. Croix appears to have lots of personality and fun in the pictures but not in the video.

I would generally be turned off by a scenario of workplace harassment, but Roxy Deville, playing the naughty drunk secretary plays it so deeply down for fucking her boss that it works. Charles Dera threatens to fire Roxy Deville when she comes back from lunch tipsy. She immediately starts flirting and saying she’ll do anything to keep her job. He says she can be his date for a wedding he must attend or she can suck his dick. She dismisses the wedding option with “I would have to buy an outfit and I would have to hang out with you all night”.Pretty soon they are having sex and her boss complains, “the deal was to suck my cock, didn’t say anything about fucking you” although he has to admit to her “you work a lot harder than I thought you did”. Now if Naughty American would just get rid of that revolting pale lipstick Roxy Deville is wearing, it would be all good on this fifth day of Administrative Professionals Week.

What should you get your secretary for Administrative Professionals Week? Some like the recommended flowers and candy, but, at Naughty America, blonde tattooed Pinky Lee is hoping for something in a tattooed guy, wearing pinstripes, who will bring her coffee for a change, and then have lots of sex with her.

For the third day of Administrative Professionals Week, superstar tattoo artist/pornstar Adrenalynn is done up all glamour girl for this Naughty America video, but her aggressive personality shines through.She makes her boss, played by one sexy Charles Dera, stutter when she leans over his desk and tells him, “you know you’re always looking at my boobs and all you have to do is ask if you want to see ‘em.” I think his dick was too big for her tight pussy because she kept arranging their multiple positions to only be riding the tip. I love how, even though Adrenalynn has Charles Dera smack her ass and calls him “boss” a lot, she is bossing him around the whole time.

Today is the second day of Administrative Professionals Week. You might think it used to be just Secretary’s Day, but why shouldn’t pink collar jobs get one week out of fifty-two to be truly appreciated. Gia Paloma is usually hot and she is just cute as a button in this set where she seduces the equally easy on the eyes Derrick Pierce by the fax machine in her office. The sex in this video looks attractively mutually satisfying to all participants.

God damn! That Sara X is hot! I am so in love with her. Her bright midnight blue hair and her big beautiful eyes and those amazing legs… I couldn’t have built a more perfectly sexy modern gothic girl if I could have ordered her out of a catalog. Then put her in a pinstripe suit and sexy spike heels and I’m in complete bliss. Thank you Blue Blood for showing me erotic perfection.