Heartbreak Hotel? I’d much rather have it be Love Me Tender or Wear My Ring Around Your Neck, but no matter what classic Elvis tune is playing on your shuffle, it’s good to have a hot girl like JaneJett getting naked and putting on a Vegas show in your hotel room. This new Deviant Nation series is fun and sexy and creatively shot, and now I need to go get myself a rhinestone cape too. Thanks.

I’ve seen a lot of sets shot of girls on piles of assorted candy and I’ve seen a lot of sets of girls in bathtubs full of assorted breakfast cereals, but I’ve never seen a set of a girl who put all her candy in her bath with her. It’s like Evelyn couldn’t wait until after she got clean to dump out her Halloween haul. She looks sexy and cute, but that bath starts looking kind of gross as the gummy bears, lolly-pops, sweet tarts, and other colorful hard candies start to melt around her. However, I can only imagine what a treat it would be to lick every part of this girl when she’s done. That would be the best sugar rush ever.

Cute Goth-Industrial babe Alix Ruin has a new set up on PunkGrl and I’m loving thos sexy big black boots. Alix looks like a lot of fun, even if I still can’t understand most of what she says. PunkGrl also added some HD behind the scenes footage of their shoot together, which is an interesting watch if you want to know how these things look when they are actually being done.

Tattoos are really popular on sexy girls these days and hot rocker chicks are great for a good time, but I love little pale skinned girls the most. Cute little naked Goth girls just do it for me. Met-Art isn’t as sexual as I’d like in a site but it more than makes up for it with the size of their collection of good photography of really hot girls. Here is a free gallery of my latest crush.

Sexy fun APN member Uzi Love was on hand for EroticBPM’s anniversary celebration and Lingerieve party. And these pics make me even more sad that I missed it. She got the party started early, getting naked in the bathroom and cooling that hot little ass in the sink. I can’t imagine how warm dance clubs in Arizona must get. I like how the colors in these add to the party mood without overpowering the series and distracting from Uzi’s rockin’ body and she just looks great. This whole series is really hot and I had a hard time picking out a sample to share. You really should go see them all for yourself on EroticBPM. They are a really affordable option (as little as $5.75 a month) and they have been adding some really sexy stuff to their collection. They promise more party shots soon and we’re looking forward to them all.

Sometimes I think they pull these subcultural terms out of a hat, but punk, emo, Goth, maybe it really doesn’t matter when you get to see hot new girls like Jess Jess naked. No matter what you call it, I love what this girl looks like. Getting to see a girl this hot splash around in the bath in full HD is just the treat I’ve been waiting for.

I love this Blue Blood set of Kess and Zui. Kess is really interactive on the Blue Blood site, so I already thought she was cool just from her posts. Seeing her in this set is awesome. Both Kess and Zui vogue for the camera a little, but then they get down to making out in the nice hot water and Zui even pushes Kess underwater so you can see the bubbles of her breathing from below the surface and the runny mascara is so sexy. I love good makeup, but it is so hot when a beautiful girl is not afraid to get wet.

Sexy new PunkGrl Anna Boo is a hot addition to the site, joining the ranks after her sister Nina Terror. Not only is she adorable, but it speaks well of the site if girls are referring their sisters too. Anna Boo has the sexiest big anime’ eyes and that skin just makes me want to rub myself all over it. I love her sexy haunted look.

Do you think it is ok for sisters to pose together for AltPorn? Is that weird, hot, gross, natural, nasty, thrilling, taboo? What do you think?

If there is something more patriotically American than tough naked women wrestling naked in blue and red bikinis, I do not want to know what it is. Unless it also involves white bikinis, explosives, BBQ, and apple pie. In that case, it will pretty much look like the party my friends and I are throwing in my backyard later today. If it involves four rounds and strap-on sex, my house party is only a good bet if you stay late enough tonight, but Ultimate Surrender has that five times a month with hours of streaming or downloadable video and thousands of pictures.

June seems a little early for the Monster Mash, but we’d never complain about hot creepy undead babes. Erotic art site NenaBlue just unleashed this macabre mummy set for it’s members. Seeing a spooky Goth girl like Jewels here all turned on by the scene she’s doing is a real treat. It looks reminiscent of what we’d expect from someone like Chad Michael Ward, but appears to have been shot by someone named Morgana. I’ve always enjoyed the creative Famous Monsters style erotic shoots and I think this sort of sexy b-movie drive in homage totally belongs in the altporn genre, but ever since Blue Blood and Burning Angel both got in trouble with the credit card companies for showing sexy vampires and dirty mad scientists respectively, you don’t see much of this kind of thing anymore. I don’t know why the credit card companies are mad at Monsters, but apparently they feel it’s ‘violent’ content. So, I’m very happily surprised to see a bold set like this from NenaBlue. We want our sexy Famous Monster porn back!