Posts Tagged ‘holiday’
by Truant : March 19th, 2010 : Add a Comment »
From what I’ve seen, AltPorn sites didn’t really go crazy with the Lucky Irish themed holiday sets this year, but this one cute set from inked up cutie AdrianLouise caught my eye on Dangerous Dolls. It’s playful and explicit and the holiday swag she’s wearing is humorous enough to overcome the cheese factor of holiday porn. Plus, reading AdrianLouise’s prolific textual tattoos is like doing a sexy version of one of those old Choose your own Adventure stories. See if you can find to pot’o gold at the end of the rainbow.
by Truant : February 16th, 2010 : Add a Comment »
As I said in the previous post, Payback Baby added a LOT of hot stuff to celebrate Valentine’s Day with their community members this year, including these sweet and tasty treats. In addition to Mette Th13teen’s hot self shot interactive bondage series, check out the holiday goodness from Astrid, Apple Cheeks, Ivony Heart, and hot little Kiwi. These girls share their tastes, with candy, cards, flowers, sweets, and their sexy selves. Payback Baby is a lot of fun and I really like a site that get’s into the spirit of things. So, let’s get on to the yummy samples!
Payback Baby writes:
We have postet 5 very hot Valentines sets on the site today and these are some of the hottest sets on the site in general!!! For USD4 you can join and get full access to all of these very juicy sets
Payback Baby writes:
Astrid in Pink Hearts Having a bit of yummy for the tummy is not a bad thing when you want to cosy up with your lover for a romantic Valentine’s day. Astrid shows us, that baking is not always the pain in the a** chore, it can be. I bet she could get most of is to lick off the excessive icing on those – how’s that for a Valentine’s date?
Astrid says: It was kinda hard to try and come up with a Valentine’s Day set. There aren’t MANY variations you can do, and just about every idea has already been done. So all we did was just go shopping and as we came across things like the heart shaped pan, and the bright pink icing we just went with it. I think it ended up being a really good idea and not only was it fun, but the cake was very yummy! =)

Payback Baby writes:
Apple Cheeks in Waiting For Mr. Valentine Everything must be perfect and the right romantic mood is needed for Valentine’s. Getting ready is of course important as well – but why stress? Do like Apple Cheeks, make it hot, sensual and sexy for yourself while you get dressed for the big night.
Apple Cheeks says: Take a peek while I prepare for my valentine’s date! As a real gent he’s been sending me some goodies and an abundantly sweet valentine’s card, and which girl doesn’t enjoy getting flowers and chocolate? I can assure you that I for one enjoyed these sweets as I dressed up for mr. Valentine Watch out, you might completely drown in all the naked cuteness!

Payback Baby writes:
Ivony Heart in Be My Valentine Another important part of Valentine’s Day is getting Valentine’s cards. The warm words and flattering comments in the cards sure make Ivony Heart feel warm inside and she expresses these feelings in a way not suitable for the kids
Ivony Heart says: Would you be my? No need to feel lonely on Valentine’s day anymore, when you got a lot of hot naked girls on Payback Baby! I will give a sexy and heart filled set to you guys, with everything we need. Smell the roses, lick the lollipop and jump in to the bed with me. And lets have a love affair.

Payback Baby writes:
Kiwi in Hard Candy Sometimes, it’s more fun to be your own Valentine. Kiwi surprises us by taking the step from cutie sexy to fullblown sex bomb with this set, which also marks a new step in PB! set history. We won’t reveal too much but promise you, you will not be disappointed!
Kiwi says: Yet another themed set I’ve done and another set full of fun…and firsts! I knew right away I wanted to have a candy and lollipop theme/props. Over time I decided I wanted to use the lollipop as more than just a cute prop and as a form to take things to the next level instead…a hardcore level. Something more shocking than you’ve ever seen from me. I’m a girl with a sweet tooth and what better way to show my love for you guys…and the lolli than by sticking it in my…well you’ll see. Happy Valentines day, lovers!
by Truant : October 2nd, 2009 : Add a Comment »
Blue Blood took a different approach to celebrating Blasphemy Day, not only releasing several hot naked Devil Girl sets for BarelyEvil and their Blue Blood mega site, but also posting an informative article on their free BlueBlood.net site telling us all about the latest new internet based holiday and it’s origins, background, and meaning. I don’t know if naked Devil Girls are really Blasphemous though. I think sets like this one of Dana DeArmond fucking her hot shaved, tattooed, and pierced pussy with a custom crafted big glass cross shaped sex toy are more qualified as truly blasphemous. Creatively styled BarelyEvil sets of Szandora, Nina Sin, Masuimi Max, Dana Dark, Lori the Gory, Scar 13 and others all done up like hot Devil Girl pin-ups seems more pro-devil, not anti-religion. Not that I’m complaining. I’d rather see hot explicit Devil Girl layouts than Linda Blair puking pea soup any day. I really like the make-up that they do for these BarelyEvil photos. It’s cool how the tattoos show through the body paint. I’m going to hook you up with not one, but two free Devil Girl galleries, courtesy of Blue Blood. Just click the pic to see lots more of Nina Sin and Szandora. Blue Blood has some more SFW ones on their free site too.


Amelia G writes:
Blasphemy Day is a new internet-spawned holiday like Talk Like a Pirate Day or CAPS LOCK DAY. I’m not surprised that more people added typing like a pirate to their holiday calendars than typing in all capital letters, but I would have thought more people would have gotten into Blasphemy Day.
Blasphemy Day is set for September 30, as a tip of the hat to the riots caused when a Danish newspaper ran a cartoon of the Islamic prophet Muhammad. According to the anonymously-run Blasphemy Day web site, “International Blasphemy Day is not just a day. It is a movement to dismantle the wall which exists between religion and criticism . . . The objective of International Blasphemy Day is to open up all religious beliefs to the same level of free inquiry, discussion and criticism to which all other areas of academic interest are subjected.” Noble aspiration, although I’m not sure a mean-spirited cartoon really advances human knowledge. Slaying sacred cows can be humorous (Heck, even the existence of the idiomatic expression sacred cow is pretty funny), but I have yet to hear anyone explain what the joke was in the Danish Muhammad cartoon, except maybe that it would piss people off.
I used to feel like each person’s individual relationship with their deity or deities or lack thereof was . . . well, personal. I am a fan of analysis and critical thinking, but I pretty much don’t discuss religion. I lived in Israel as a teenager and all major religions go there for debate. Or it being the cradle of three of the major modern religions. Or something like that. While living there, someone I knew complained to me about an agnostic debating him on his Christianity. He said he felt it was wrong for someone undecided to try to convince him that his religion was predicated on something he couldn’t be sure of because, if the undecided agnostic won the debate, they would have stolen his faith. His position was that his faith was valuable to him and being undecided meant nothing to the agnostic. I just did a quick Bing on the person who said that and he apparently is still losing and rediscovering his faith on a regular basis, so maybe he was actually the agnostic. Whether or not the person, who made the point on the value of faith for the believer, was an idiot probably doesn’t make the point invalid.
But then I lived in Georgia. And that totally changed my views on religious tolerance. I experienced countless people who considered themselves religious use their status as a person of faith to behave in incredibly bigoted ways towards those around them. Including me. I literally had door-to-door religion salesmen defecate on my porch. I had bakers ask me if I drank baby’s blood when I was trying to buy a bagel. (No, I eat bagels. Duh.) I had come across bigots before, but I’d never seen this level of intolerant, assumption-making, busy-body, beating-down of anybody different. I had a pretty normal punk reaction to Southern oppression in that it made me want to jump up and down on the tables, yell, and rebel. Blasphemy became utterly hilarious to me.
While kind of doing the couch tour in between Atlanta and Los Angeles, Forrest Black registered the domain BarelyEvil.com. (Do not click that link if you are at work, unless your office is totally cool with viewing naked blasphemers while on the clock.) He was amused by the idea of satanic teens and I’m a big fan of putting a site on a domain, once it is registered, so Forrest Black built Blue Blood’s Barely Evil, and we did kind of a lot of shoots involving crosses, fetish nuns, and devil girls. They were fun and creative. BarelyEvil takes a light-hearted approach to the subject matter. You can see a free devil girl gallery Forrest Black and I shot here and both those full series, in all their glory, are available in the Blue Blood VIP members area. We’ve shot a lot of different styles of devilgirls, but we did this style first with Dana Dark and later of Szandora, Scar 13, Masuimi Max, Lori the Gory, and Nina Sin, among others.
So, is blasphemy funny or mean, uncalled-for or needed, or some gray area combo of the above? Is slaughtering sacred cows a good thing or is the very expression “slaughtering sacred cows” hate speech? Are you ready to celebrate Blasphemy Day?
by KittyTwo : July 4th, 2009 : Add a Comment »
I saved these GodsGirls images to my hard drive a while back because I wanted to write something about them. Now I don’t remember what I was going to say or even which of the fifteen updates of Roxy Contin on GodsGirls and the whopping forty-four updates of Leona on GodsGirls these are from. I think these are both photographed by Matthew Cooke and each features an American flag, so seems appropriate for 4th of July.


by Truant : July 4th, 2009 : add a comment (1 so far) »
It’s that time of year again. I love warm evening barbecue, drinking some nice cold beer, and watching my hot naked tattooed friends go crazy with the fireworks. This new Deviant Nation set by DangerNinja of sexy Hai really captures everything I like about the 4th of July. Well, I guess there could be some sticky Baby Back Ribs ribs, but I’m not complaining. What I really want is some of that Twitter Glitter!

Deviant Nation writes:
Hai has some fun celebrating 4th of July with sparklers, Budweiser and nudity.
Photographer: DangerNinja

by KittyTwo : July 4th, 2009 : Add a Comment »
I love the reddish smokey eye makeup artist Kat from GodsGirls did on Dayna Darko in this set where the cute smirky blonde is literally wrapped in the American flag. I could have sworn I saw this cute set last year around this time, but the post date for it on the GodsGirls site now is Jul 07, 2009 at 04:20am PST so maybe someone stoned from the future posted it twice. Worth a second look anyway.

GodsGirls writes:
Model : Dayna [ view profile » ]
Date Added : Jul 07, 2009 at 04:20am PST
Description : Whenever you’re down on the man…just think about this set. I’m pretty sure nationalism wont seem so bad.
Photographer : matthew cooke
Make Up Artist : kat
Wardrobe provided by : model
Name Dayna Darko Age 24 Occupation MILF.. Location P-town Hometown Scappoose Or Sign Scorpio About Me come n meet me… Why Im a GodsGirl cuz its dope.. Superhero Power driving. yep i rally em in daah mud n snow. Sexual fantasy on the eiffel tower Weapon of Choice Taurus 9, ak47, Skateboard trucks 2 the dome, or my fist r foot in ya’ aess! Hobbies skate, snowboarding, rallin subarus, shooting guns, makin shit (im pretty fuckin crafty), dancing, singing, traveling, skinny dipping, partyin, n mostv’ all hangin w/ my Gwen munchkin Music The Strokes, Dandys, Brian Jones town massacre, Brotha Lynch Hung, Apnosphere, Wu-Tang, Hank Williams jr, Heart, The Verve, ohhh i could go on n’ on, i love music…n all kinds Movies Clockwork Ortange, Battle Royale, Suicide club, Tommy boy, Labirynth, Igby goes down, ES’ Meticamati, D. Darko, team america also many many more…. Books Vice books…. n the magazine, my fav shit eva TV reality shows, sienfeld, curb your inth., wonder showzen, comedy central n yea some others but im done thinkin bout tv Art Corey Smith art, VanGough, Jeffrey Masters art… MINE Food sushi, fetucini alfreado, garlic bread, steak, mash tatoes, fruit w/ whip cream, candy, hot dogs w/cheese in em’ mmmmmmm! Education Cosmetology for hair Status In a Relationship Orientation Straight Ethnicity 100% Norweagan Birthday nov 13 Who I Idolize David Bowe, Twiggy Goals ta grow my hair out Bedtime attire full body lenghth footies haaa ha… Nerdy Secret Pleasure b-in w/ a nerd.. love dorks. smarties with glasses n british style…mmmm My Favorite GodsGirls i like edda! Unicorn or Pegasus? unicorn!!!!! if Patrick Duffy was shooting lazers at you how would you defend yourself? fuck him in the ass..im magical and would grow myself a penis a huge 1…

by Truant : April 14th, 2009 : Add a Comment »
Although we have included GodsGirls in out traffic and popularity studies and they are listed in our AltPorn A-List, traditionally we haven’t really covered GodsGirls updates here at APN. In the general time line of AltPorn, they came on pretty late and launched in a style that could really be described as awkward. To AltPorn purists and fans of this creative and eclectic genre, it seemed like they were buying into and perpetuating a lot of the bad and destructive practices and attitudes that were originally introduced by SuicideGirls. The stuff that many feel tarnished the genre as a whole. With their (lengthy) launch, GodsGirls‘ attitude has come off as too shallow, too self important, way too territorial, too dishonest in presentation, too self absorbed, etc. It was an awful lot of bark without a whole lot of bite. A lot of toes got stepped on, going so far as to even result in some legal proceedings and other distasteful fallout. It was a rough start.
Now GodsGirls have been around for a little while and it really seems like they have learned a thing or two. Their attitude seems a little more tempered by the experience of running a site for a while. I can’t say they have fixed everything which was originally problematic, and they do still say a few things in interviews for example which we feel are questionable at best, but they do seem to have matured as a site and as a business, so it seems only fair to make more of an effort over here to keep everyone up to date with the fun and sexy things going on at GodsGirls.
All that said, GodsGirls leader Annaliese respond to our post about generally lackluster AltPorn Easter updates via Twitter, and pointed out that GodsGirls had a whole bunch of fun Easter updates and invited us to check them out. It really was like finding a bright basket full of goodies and sweets. We’re into sharing our jelly-beans so here you go.

Sexy Jenna has embodied the spirit of the Peepshow tradition and merged it with a shot of StuffOnMyCat for this sugary marshmallow pile-up. She has some fantastically impressive breasts, made all the more tasty with colorful Easter treats. Her gothy make-up is really sexy in this set too. Annaliese made some noise about how GodsGirls isn’t Goth, but that looks pretty goth to me, and I don’t have a problem with that at all.

Pale and petite GodsGirl Toryn also sent in this ‘DIY’ set of herself rolling around with her basket of treats. ‘DIY’ is what GodsGirls calls photosets girls submit of themselves. Different sites have different terminology for this, but I do sometimes like the intimate and personal feel. They usually have that amateur energy that more then makes up for pro production values in general heat and personality.

Apneatic (Apnea) and Kate share some peeps in this GodsGirls set too. Are you seeing a trend yet? I was just reading about the extensive tattoo work Apnea had been putting herself through this past year and it sounds like an ordeal to say the least. She’s been having new in put on and old ink removed. It’s like skin art remodeling. I almost expect to see her surrounded by scaffolding like they did with the Statue of Liberty so many years ago. Sometimes when I see two got girls in a set together, I’d like to see them really together, not just flirting at being together. The giggly air kisses and skittish reluctant touching comes across adolescent and I’m an adult, hopefully looking at adult sexuality. On the other hand, it’s peeps, not serious business. They look like they are having fun anyway.

GodsGirl Ash sent in this messy sort of spoogy Cadbury creampie DIY set and although it’s not as professionally lit or shot, it comes off as really fucking sexy. She looks both adorable and excitingly raunchy in her cute bunny ears and sticky sweet Cadbury cream splattered all over her nice titties and squirted all over her clean shaved vag. There is just something really hot about this set and it looks like a really good time. It’s both sweet and dirty hot all in the same package.

If I don’t think about it too much, this sploshy GodsGirls set from Gabrielle and Erica is visually really interesting. The raw eggs give my stomach a little twist, but the wet yellow texture drooling over their colorful tattoos makes for a striking look. They don’t seem that excited to be doing it though, not that I can blame them. Eggshell in the ass crack sounds more like a euphemism than anything I’d actually want to wish upon any girl I thought was hot. Some people are more into this kind of thing than I am though, so I won’t judge.

GodsGirl Steam provided this DIY Easter set from what looks like her closet. It has a fun and cuddly almost Cosplay feel and the distorted fisheye effect really works with her big doe eyes. I like the look. Steam has some really sweet tattoos and piercings on her tasty tight little body and this series shows them all off well.

This Matthew Cooke Easter fantasy series of GodsGirl Veronica is in many ways my favorite of the bunch. The sheer volume of holiday treats and dream like over-styling give it a really unique look and it also gets very sexy along the way. I have never eaten jellybeans out of a girls ass before, but Veronica makes it look like an inviting idea. I’m glad the giant chocolate bunny didn’t melt while she was rubbing it in her crotch though, because that would look kind of gross. I love the bubbles and the bright colors and Veronica looks great.
by Cutter : April 12th, 2009 : Add a Comment »
It seems like people didn’t really get into the Easter theme this year with the same creative juice that we’ve seen in years past. This Deviant Nation update is cute and getting to see more hot shots of tattoo pin-up Penelope is a sweet treat, but on the overall it’s been pretty quiet. I must say that I miss the days when AltPorn had a little more of a rebellious edge. It doesn’t have to be shock-rock, but at least it should make you say ‘wow’ for more than so-and-so got a new tattoo from time to time. Usually economic downturns foster a culture of creative DIY style, making more with less. This sometimes trims the fat complacency and helps bring focus back to core values. I know it’s not DN’s job to do this alone, but we’d really like to see people shake things up a little more this year. Zombie Jesus told me to pass the message along.

by Truant : March 19th, 2009 : add a comment (1 so far) »
We’re usually on top of our fun holiday themed sets over here, but too many of us were too drunk to post. It looks like Deviant Nation’s sexy ScarlettStorm was on the same parade route. This is a sexy fun series and the bar it was shot in looks like a great place to visit too. Scarlett looks great, showing off her colorful tattoo collection, and I love those sexy sexy mildly thrashed stockings. I’ve never really enjoyed Guiness, but I’d sure give her a kiss for being Irish.

by Truant : December 25th, 2007 : add a comment (2 so far) »
Bambi, or Beccy, looks good dressed in twinkling lights…it must be Beccy there with the lights. Anyway, she looks cute.
Deviant Nation writes:
Since Bambi has been a bad girl this year, she has to get a good birch from Beccy. Looks like they enjoyed it so much, there’s no reason to be good girls next year!
Photographer: Gwindylyn
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